probably one of the most accurate, non-ironic tweets you’ll read today
bith
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Wade Wilson, Rocket Raccoon, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Kate Bishop, Matt Murdock
Additional Tags: Steve thinks this is all fake but he’s sleeping with Bucky anyway, Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie), FOR STEVE, Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), for Everyone else, Agents of SHIELD, Bucky’s family of choice, Mutants exist - they’ve just been hiding, Psychological Manipulation, Wanda and Vision’s adorable mutant babies, Podfic, Podfic Length: 1.5-2 Hours, Audio Format: MP3
Summary:
“There’s two possibilities here. One, I’m right and none of this is real, which makes this morning some pretty elaborate masturbation. Or two, you’re right, all of this is real and you and your Steve Rogers share a life in that apartment. In that case, I’m sure I’m generous enough to share with myself.”
This is one of the best post-Civil War Stucky fics I’ve found! The following are quietnight’s tags:
its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight
Awww! Trash kitties!