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Two equally serious world leaders

Remember that time Donald Trump had been president for barely five minutes and figured a really good way to assert his newfound authori-tah would be to make phone-yells at Malcolm Turnbull, prime minister of Australia, which is (geopolitical fact) one of America’s strongest allies? Trump yelled at Turnbull about refugees and then really showed Turnbull his anus by bragging about how big his Electoral College win was. Turnbull was obviously very impressed, and the White House’s excuse for one of the first of Trump’s many presidential fuck-ups was that it was like FIVE PM (not kidding!), which meant he was far too sleepy and full of diaper-poo to do proper presidenting.

Obviously Turnbull continues to be very impressed with Trump, who is making good on his promise to restore international respect to America, hahahahahaha we can’t even type that with a straight face. Literally every democratically elected leader in the world (and probably most of the authoritarian fucksticks) thinks Trump is a L-O-S-E-R, and Turnbull has been caught on tape expressing those thoughts! He was at a thing called the Mid Winter Ball, which sounds like some kind of version of America’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, except for how it’s not aired for public consumption.

Until now! Some video/audio has “leaked,” and oh boy, Malcolm Turnbull was teasing Donald Trump in the Australian language!

The Donald and I, we are winning and winning in the polls! We are winning so much! We are winning like we have never won before! We are winning in the polls! We are! We are! Not the fake polls. Not the fake polls! They’re the ones we’re not winning in. We’re winning in the real polls. You know, the online polls! They are so easy to win!

It’s funny because this is literally how Trump talks, minus the Australian sounds.

I know that! Did you know that? I kind of know that. I know that! They are SO easy to win.

A lot of people don’t know Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Did you know that? Not many people know that. I just learned that!

I have this Russian guy … Believe me, it’s true. IT IS TRUE!

UH-OH. The Australian news guy reporting in the video above said Trump MIGHT NOT think that Russia joke was very funny (because it’s true), but Vladimir Putin might. Haw haw, wonder what old Vladimir is up to … OH look here! Putin is just trolling America by saying maybe he will give James Comey political asylum in Russia like a common Edward Snowden. That fucker.

Reached for comment, the American embassy in Australia was like “pfffffft,” because what are they going to do? Try to defend Donald Trump? We highly doubt career diplomats at American embassies are like “Oh please do not make fun of our president, as he is a very good and truthful and serious person. Just read his Twitter! Wait no, don’t do that.”

Anyway, this is just good stuff. We hate how much we enjoy laughing along with world leaders dunking on Trump, but we DO enjoy it, so fuck off. Just be patient, world — we will make him Not President anymore as soon as we are Constitutionally able!

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  • TJ Barke

    We’re sorry, Australia…

    • Lascauxcaveman

      The Aussies are generally good blokes. We’ll have a laugh over beer about this, soon enough.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    I still say they should give him a booting.

  • Crank Tango

    Meh, Chump won’t get it.

    • Slithytoves

      You know – sometimes I wonder how he can stand all the humiliation – but you’re right, he just doesn’t get it.

    • Yellerduck

      He probably took it as a compliment. “See! They love me so much they’re starting to talk like me! It’s beautiful, a very beautiful, wonderful thing that they want to be like me.”

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        that’s what i was thinking…all the white house staff are staring at their shoes and donny’s going, “See? Trump-brand leadership is spreading!”

    • shivaskeeper

      He’ll get it. He has a very finely attenuated sense of when people are laughing at his expense. The question is what is he going to do about it?

  • Nounverb911

    Has donnie declared war yet?

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s probably send the fleet to Greenland.

  • beingreleased

    Question: Will Fox News play this? The answer hinges on whether or not Rupert Murdoch wants a war with Australia.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Don’t fuck with the ex-cons, Donnie. They know to stick a guy.

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald on tv signing an EO for a new Apprentice program. Arnold says I’m busy.

  • Predisenting Ron

    Donnie Two-Scoops will insist on enacting sanctions against Australia. Americans will no longer be able to buy… umm… hang on, there has to be something… Vegemite? Fosters? Mad Max films?

    • Oblios_Cap

      Not the Mad Max movies! I finally got to watch Fury Road last night.

      • Predisenting Ron

        Amazing, innit?

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        I saw it multiple times in the theatre.

        Freakin’ masterpiece.

    • georgiaburning

      Considering his geographic and culinary knowledge, he’ll ask for import taxes on Vienna sausage

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      My fear is that he’ll actually FORCE everyone to eat Vegemite.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Olivia Newton John?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • elviouslyqueer

    Literally every democratically elected leader in the world (and probably most of the authoritarian fucksticks) thinks Trump is a L-O-S-E-R

    When reached for comment, Angela Merkel merely shrugged and muttered “Trump ist Handschuhschneeballwerfer und Backpfeifengesicht.”

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      My understanding of German is that every phrase translates, one way or another, into “We will conquer and subjugate you.”

      • Oblios_Cap

        deutschland uber alles

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    that top photo – ‘lil donnie really really really does not like doing a lot of this presidential stuff.

    He looks like a bored kid at a wedding.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He just likes the boot-licking part.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        and when he gets to be in front of the cameras.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
    • Lily412

      I don’t see how this is related, but I don’t care. I love it.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Neither do I.

      • arglebargle

        Well you see, there is a pussy, and there is something being grabbed.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Well, there goes the rest of my day.

    • John Iwaniszek

      puddy-tat, paralyzed by rage.

      • weejee

        That was puddy-tat’s quarter that got grabbed.

      • DensityDestiny

        I call that expression “existential terror”, commonly seen on animals and babies when they’ve just seen something that cannot exist in their admittedly narrow experience. A favorite!

    • OneYieldRegular

      One thing is certain this morning: I am adding that cat’s facial expression to my own personal repertoire.

    • Predisenting Ron

      I CAN’T. STOP. WATCHING.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Predisenting Ron

      I’m betting that’s Immortan Joe’s REAL hair.

  • Vincent Ricola

    We get to keep those nice Hemsworth brothers though, right?

    • chortlingdingo

      And Hugh Jackman? Him too?

  • Nounverb911
  • MAZS

    Who needs Australia when you have Russia. And bonus points for Turkey, the Philippines and Saudi Arabia.

  • DONALD TRUMP (moments ago) “Welcome to the new season of ‘The Apprentice: The Beautiful Deluxe White House Edition’! “

    • CripesAmighty

      America gets a 2 week supply of Charmin and a copy of the home game.

  • Snopes Shop

    Cosby jury literally can’t agree he raped those women. I’m going back to bed.

    • SnarkON

      She’s totally just accusing him for the publicity.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    ot breaking: Cosby jury deadlocked, judge orders more deliberations.

    • Snopes Shop

      How is it possible that there wasn’t enough evidence to convict?

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        just a paralegal student – beyond a reasonable doubt is a high bar?

        • Snopes Shop

          Sure sucks to be a woman

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        IOKIYAR (where the “R” stands for Rich-and-famous)

      • I’m hearing unofficially several of the jurors were bribed with Jello Pudding Pops.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        They only were able to put one victim’s case forward (the judge excluded the rest). The defense’s entire strategy was to wreck her credibility, while turning it into “the DA is just trying to get a famous person’s pelt on their wall”.

        • Snopes Shop

          Ah, didn’t know that

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Yup. Knew it – once the jury was out past 2 days there had to be a holdout.

      • Shibusa

        Bet you a bag of pork rinds the hold out is a white Republican dude.

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Either that or someone who can’t separate Bill Cosby the person from the characters he played.

          • Snopes Shop

            Probably this.

          • Someone who just loves puddin pops

          • Yellerduck

            They should try a crowbar.

      • Pilotshark

        there is no one name Albert is there?

        • PubOption

          A big guy?

  • Bill D. Burger

    All this animosity started when Fred & Mary Trump took lil’ Donny to visit ‘Skippy’ at the petting zoo. __

    http://i.imgur.com/eHVbq6h.gif

    • Notreelyhelping

      Ninja wallaby libel!

  • memzilla Ω
  • La forza del resistino

    Good to see Jon Stewart is enjoying his Oz stay writing jokes for the PM.

  • Oblios_Cap

    It’s sure nice to have a leader that the world respects, not a weak one that everybody laughs at like Obama.

    • ltmcdies

      if all us “furriners” chipped in could you guys get Obama back somehow…pleezz..

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    That Donald bloke is a boofhead.

    • Predisenting Ron

      Too right!

  • Mpeg

    #MockAmericaGreatAgain

    • armed_bears

      Oooohhh! I like that one! #MockAmericaGreatAgain

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I’d like to take a moment and apologize to the horse Trump rode in on.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

  • I’m sure the leaders of proper democracies are impressed by Trump winning the vote of over 270 handpicked political hacks.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    All insults are better with an Australian accent.

    • Annie Jomes

      Much like “Scottish,” “Australian” is a fantastic accent to issue insults in.

    • Pilotshark

      I was in a bar in Cairns, i said to my friend dam the bartered has such a great accent, she came by look at me and said Hay Mate you are the one with the accent. though dam she is correct.

  • h4rr4r

    Winter ball? It’s summer you morans.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Not in Aussieland.

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        Only if you think the Earth is a sphere that orbits the Sun.

        • Oblios_Cap

          True. It does look flat…

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        What’s it like in Rand McNally?

      • h4rr4r

        Northern Hemisphere Supremacy!

        • Oblios_Cap

          Hegemony, even.

    • janecita

      Right?! Dumb people in the Southern Hemisphere!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      To Senator Inhofe, it’s always winter everywhere

    • Predisenting Ron

      Well, technically it’s still spring. Or fall.

      • h4rr4r

        Fake news! Summer is between memorial day and labor day.

  • Oblios_Cap

    After surviving on an island where everything is always trying to kill you, Australians really aren’t scared of some toothless cheetostained shitgibbon.

  • Michael Smith

    Conservatives were like “the world doesn’t respect Obama, they think he’s a f**king joke because he is. Trump will get America’s respect back by showing people they can’t push us around.”

    Now pretty much everywhere except Russia is demonstrating an utter lack of respect for the President, and the conservatives’ explanation is that the whole world is too liberal. The only places that aren’t liberal are Russia and theocratic Islamist states / ISIS. So of course, they’re the ones whose lead we should follow.

    • Oblios_Cap

      “But Donnie is just new at this, all little OJT is all he needs.”

      • laughingnome

        OJ Trial?

        • Oblios_Cap

          Not that; he’d get away with murder.

          • BosGrl

            The glove would DEFINITELY fit.

    • Chyron HR

      That’s ridiculous. Russia doesn’t “respect” Trump, either.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Other countries are pushing us aside. Look at Paris Accord, trade deals.

      • BosGrl

        That’s why when I hear “leader of the free world” I just shake my head.

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      Remember when the National Review crowd all fainted dead away in unison because President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office with his suit jacket off? (And the suit was the wrong color! it was the suit that was the wrong color, sure, that was what they meant! really!) And Rush Limbaugh, that paragon of taste and virtue, had the vapors because President Obama put his feet up on the desk, and never, ever, ever before had a [black] president put his feet up on the desk?

      Now they have Donnie and Dignity. It was all supposed to be so wonderful–it must trouble them so much when others laugh, roll their eyes, and say unkind things. No wonder their response to yesterday’s appalling horror show in Virginia was to amp up their demands for a ban on the First Amendment. Ban words, not guns. Free Speech Is The Enemy.

      • Michael Smith

        Exactly, they would much rather ban the weapon of the intelligent than of the brainless.

        To demonstrate further their brainlessness, conservatives on Facebook continue to gush over the restoration of dignity to the White House. Especially regarding this beautiful, classy, patriotic first lady, a somewhat grumpy foreign fashion model with a thick accent of whom there are nude pictures available, but that’s not relevant. She’s still better than that disgusting, America-hating cow, who graduated from Harvard Law, is a born and raised American, and who attended the role of the First Lady with enthusiasm and passion, but that’s not relevant.

        • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

          The Republicans’ endlessly slimy and thuggish attacks on Mrs. Obama and the First Daughters remain completely odious and unforgivable. I will not retaliate with commentary about Melania, whose opportunistic marriage has been packed with such unintended consequences, or Barron, a minor child. But the memory of the kinds of things snickering, malevolent Republicans said about the former First Family still burns.

          • Courser_Resistance

            No shit. But honestly, I’ve never once poked fun at any Official’s kids, ever. I’ve always thought it would be a personal nightmare to be under ‘surveillance’ 24/7 as a teen. They’re ALL awkward years.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I accidentally ended up in a comments section of some news story the other day about Saudi Arabia doing their best to win over Trump. The very first comment was an all caps scream about how Obama was a traitor and a thug and how the Saudis hated him blah blah more treason yada yada, but now Trump has restored dignity to our country and we should be proud of how the Saudis have embraced him because it proves how awesome he is.

      I just… I mean… I feel like my brain sort of fell out of my head. I thought it was generally widely known that the Saudis may be our allies, but they are not our friends?

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Why the hell should we give a damn if the Saudis hated Obama? Diplomacy and what not aside, fuck them!!!

        The worst are the ones who talk about how Putin hated Obama (and Hillary). GOOD!!!! That means they’re doing their jobs, damnit!

        • PubOption

          The Saudis hated a Muslim but like a Christian?

  • Joe Beese

    The young ‘uns may not remember this, but there was a time when the heads of state of our close allies did not publicly ridicule the American president.

    Really, it’s true!

    • Yep, not since Uncle Ronnie and Iran-Contra or Bush and the Door or Bush Sr puking on Japan’s PM or

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    Trump is such a fucking slouch. Sit up right, asshole!

  • Joe Beese

    WaPo reporter asked DJT if he thinks he is now under investigation. He ignored the question and walked out of the room, shaking folks’ hands along the way.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Did he also mutter to his private security goons “I hope that you will take care of that punk.”

  • Official Portrait of 45 in the US Consulate in Sydney, New South Wales

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/281ddd2105b58d0c309498991ce37287b63465f37883a888967f8ecef8e2a00a.jpg

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    The next time Trumpy shoves his way to the front of a group of world leaders for a photo, the others should just stand behind him and start mugging. I wanna see Merkel cross her eyes and pull a ‘derp’ face! Macron doing the ‘jerk-off’ move!

    • Predisenting Ron

      Needs somebody making antennae behind his head also too.

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      One of them needs to bunny-ears the guy. Theresa May would go a long way toward restoring her lost credibility if she was the one who did it.

  • SnarkON

    Trump will think, “Meh, Australia is all the way over on the other side of the world somewhere. No one in the U.S. will even hear that guy.”

    • Rick Hill

      Nah. trump lets no slight go unchallenged or unavenged. Of course his list of retaliations is quite long

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        “I am officially putting Austria on notice. PERIOD!” –DJT

        • Rick Hill

          I sincerely believe he would make a verbal attack on Austria out of ignorance

        • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

          Don’t tell him about double-secret probation.

    • Ricky Gay

      Still, I think Trump will burn a little in his… ‘down under’

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I heard those guys were the antipodes, so American policy is strictly pro-podes from now on.”
      — Donald Trump

  • Rick Hill

    In entirely unrelated and unimportant news, the WH is fighting the bipartisan and overwhelmingly placed Russian sanctions.

    There is no punchline

  • Joe Beese

    Chuck P drops science:

    It is now painfully clear that Mueller has opened the ballgame on the Trump organization’s entire business model, which always has been aromatic but which now has become entangled with the intelligence community, the institutions of government, and the national interest, as interpreted by Robert Mueller. He isn’t some roofing specialist that you can stiff and then drag through the courts until he can’t afford the trip any more. He isn’t someone you can scare off with your usual gang of billable-hour button men. He isn’t some dingy Russian banker who can float you a loan to tide you over. He is honest and respected and relentless, and the only way you’re going to get rid of him is to fire him. In a way, the country is daring you to do that, just to see if you have the stones for what comes next, and (possibly) as the last excuse it needs to insist on a new president. Go ahead. Make our day.

    • jaspersdad

      Sorry, who is Chuck P?

      • Antonin Dvorak

        I believe he means Charlie Pierce.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Who holds Court at the Shabeen over at Esquire Magazine

      • CripesAmighty

        Charlie Pierce
        The one. The only

        • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

          Unofficial cool uncle to the scion to the throne, WonkToddler!

  • ManchuCandidate

    “And I thought PM Crocodile Dundee was such a nice guy.”
    Don Joffrey Trumpf, Preznit of US Amercia

    • Oblios_Cap

      People are saying good things about him.

  • COSBY NEWS: MOAR!

    MSNBC just said this might be connected with the jury’s discontentment about the cold Stromboli they were served for dinner a couple of nights ago.

    No foolin’!

  • Shibusa

    The Australian PM is emusing.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s a pretty koala kinda guy.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You rang?

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Are we really going to go down (under) this bad pun path again?

      • grindstone

        We mate.

    • SeeTrain65

      Ugg. What a bad pun.

  • jesuswasablack

    “Trump really showed Turnbull his anus by bragging about how big his Electoral College win was”
    Yes it’s yoooge!
    http://worldofwonder.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/i5kZoAU.jpg

  • Master Contrail Program
    • BigCSouthside

      I’m surprised trump doesn’t think Dundee is president of Australia

      • therblig

        and that’s he’s a real crocodile

      • Predisenting Ron

        He doesn’t NOW.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Thanks, Australia. I needed that :D

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    Trump wants to know if this guy is president of Australia the country or Australia the continent.

    • BosGrl

      He also thinks The Sound of Music was overrated. Oh, wait…

    • Stulexington

      Joke’s on him, he’s president of Australia the language.

  • weejee

    My bride and I are heading to Oz next month. Do you think these are TSA-approved?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70fdb3c39eb7328d94dfc423dec2bac9bde5926456de8c745c70fe554af02c92.jpg

    • Mr and Mrs Unknown Comic

    • They’ll know you’re from the States.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      You need a couple of Canadian flags in your hands.

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      We met some Aussie friends while we were in Barcelona last month. I asked them to do all the talking, so RSDS and I would be Australian-by-association.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      Learn how to say, “I did not vote for Drumpf” in Aussie.
      BTW, cool honeymoon!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I can train you in how to sound like you are from Saskatoon. Just let me know when you’re free.

      • arglebargle

        I can train you in how to sound like you are from Saskatoon. Just let me know when you’re free, eh.

        FIFY

    • Persistent Demme

      We went last month. (Great place!)
      When we explained the electoral college, popular vote, and shitty US voter turn out, they were very relieved to find out how many of us are not Trump supporters.
      Have a wonderful time!

    • Weird Fishes

      just say you’re Canadian. Sew a Canadian flag on your jacket or backpack. Everyone falls for it.

  • BigCSouthside

    OT but do you think Trump makes Reince call him “God King” in private?

    • proudgrampa

      Yes.

  • A quote from a book Trump has never read?
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/288399000799944704

    • Stulexington

      He’s actually quoting the thing he told his ghost writer to write.

      • MamaBrown

        Haha, the ghost writer probably told it to HIM. “hey, Mr. Trump, I learned this little wisdom nugget when I worked at a car dealership one summer…”

        • wait! what?

          More like Ivanka bragging about how she just ripped off her bestie in a Barbie trade.

          • MamaBrown

            the whole festering crew of trumps remind me of straw in that Jon Scieszka story, “Straw and Matches”

            “It was the end of summer vacation. Straw had done everything he could think of. He was bored. So he went over to play with someone he had been warned to stay away from.

            “Let’s play checkers,” said Straw.

            “Okay, I’m the red ones I get to move first I get two moves and you get one,” said Matches.

            “Forget it,” said Straw. “Let’s play ping-pong instead.”

            “Okay I get the good paddle you stand on that side I get to serve first and you have to close one eye,” said Matches.

            “Never mind,” said Straw. “Maybe we should just watch TV.”

            “Okay you sit over there on the floor I’ll sit on the couch I get the remote and we have to watch my favourite video,” said Matches.

            “I think I hear my mom calling,” said Straw. “I’d better go.”

            Moral: Don’t play with matches.”

    • Crank Tango

      Bahahahahahaha. Where does bragging about losing the popular vote fit into that?

    • miss_grundy

      As Mueller keeps breathing down his neck, he will be desperate to make a deal.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Moar OT:
    “President Donald Trump suggested Thursday that Rep. Steve Scalise is in worse condition than many initially realized.

    Speaking from the White House, Trump called the Louisiana congressman a “greater fighter” but indicated the situation remains very serious.

    “It’s been much more difficult than people even thought at that time,” Trump said. “He’s in some trouble.”

    The Republican lawmaker was treated at a Washington hospital Wednesday after a single rifle shot struck his hip during a shooting attack at a GOP congressional baseball practice in suburban Virginia. His doctors indicated Scalise suffered internal wounds and fractured bones, and was due for additional surgery.

    Trump, who visited Scalise at the MedStar Washington Hospital Center on Wednesday evening, expressed optimism that Scalise would eventually recover.

    “He’s going to be OK, we hope,” Trump said.”

    • Stulexington

      Poor guy, all those huge medial bills waiting for him when he finally recovers. Oh wait, he’s on Obamacare, never mind.

      • Courser_Resistance

        If I have anything done with my Obamacare I have medical bills. In fact, I cancelled my echocardiogram because they called for payment in advance. Sure, I have a deductible, but I’ve got to pay for everything up until that number. I think it’s $5,500.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Yeah, I have regular old insurance through my employer and my deductible was $3,200. For the whole family, it was 5k. I hit the family deductible in March.

    • BosGrl

      Why would he add “we hope”? What a jerk. Obviously cares nothing about Scalise’s family.

    • So the slaughter of thousands of innocent people over the years has absolutely no effect on these sub-humans but let somebody shooted at some rich old white men and suddenly it’s all HOPEY CHANGEY and FINALLY HEALED OUR DIVIDED NATION?

      I forgot all those other shooting were FAKE but this one was the REAL DEAL.

    • miss_grundy

      Not only does he trip over his feet, he trips over his tongue. Who told this asshat to make that kind of statement? That kind of statement only increases the anxiety for Scalise’s family. Jeez, this guy is an ass.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    Obstruction of justice is probably the dumbest crime. Only dumb people either 1) try to obstruct justice or 2) fail at obstructing justice. He did both.

    • clairence

      not yet. save it for the indictment phase at least.

  • Jenny

    Lol @ Nikki Haley. “the world knows we’re back, and leading.”

    Leading the clown parade of the circus, maybe. Our president and his cabinet of idiots are an international joke.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      The two biggest late night shows in the Netherlands always have a segment showing the funniest and news worthy clips about halfway of the shows. 75% are about ridiculing trump and the administration.

    • cmd resistor

      Maybe she meant to say Bleating.

    • proudgrampa

      That display of his cabinet going around the table thanking him and praising him was pretty damn disgusting.

    • clairence

      showing the world what it really means to “lead” from behind.

  • Ilgattomorte

    You know, one has to wonder if Trump would be so cruelly mocked if he were White …
    … or any other color found in nature, for that matter.

  • Flashman

    “Donald Trump was the butt of his jokes…” Haha, Aussie broadcaster, nicely played.

  • Great. Now Trump will nuke Australia and the world will be overrun with giant mutant death animals.

    • Mildred Broxon

      Giant mutant marsupial death animals! Which, as we all know, are weirder and worser.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        You know that the platypuses will be in on it. Fortunately, Trump can probably be convinced to grab a few before he realizes that they aren’t what he thought. And are poisonous.

      • Weird Fishes

        Have you seen their spiders? They don’t need to be any worse!

        • H0mer0

          those funnel webs scare the crap out of me.

          • Weird Fishes

            Zackly.

    • ariel_gee_398

      I still hold out hope that someone has traded his nuclear football for a fake one – you know, like how parents get that Playskool kitchen set for their kids so the kids can pretend to cook without burning down the house?

    • laughingnome

      New band name!!

    • wait! what?

      Hyooge Pepe death cane toads.

      • H0mer0

        I thought Pepe was a frog, not a toad and what’s Pepe doing with a name associated with a talking bird from the Enchanted Tiki Room at Disneyland?

        Oh wait, Pepe Le Pew, how obvious, I’m an idiot.

  • ken_kukec

    “He was at a thing called the Mid Winter Ball, which sounds like some kind of version of America’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, except for how it’s not aired for public consumption.”

    And except for how it’s actually attended by an executive branch chief with a sense of humor.

  • azeyote

    it’s mocking or cringing and mocking is better for self preservation –

  • fawkedifiknow

    Their celebrities and television stars use the Australian colloquialism “I grab them by the down unders”, just as an example of how we talk differently so often.

  • thewalkindude

    Surprisingly, this wasn’t at a Trump casino-

    Imagine, if you would, how absolutely giddy you’d be if you won a $43 million jackpot while playing a casino slot machine. You could burn a lot of bridges with that amount of cash.

    Then imagine the opposite feeling you’d get when the casino tells you there was a “malfunction” and, hence, you’re not getting that jackpot even though the slot machine lit up and said it was “printing cash ticket $42,949,672.76.”

    That really happened in August 2016 to Katrina Bookman, who is now suing the Resorts World Casino in Queens County Supreme Court, demanding that she get her payout from the Sphinx slot machine.

    • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

      The only malfunction was that no one was supposed to win.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Did they at least offer her something? There’s a good chance she wouldn’t be suing if they had honored at least part of it.
      In other news, whatever casino manager made that dumdum decision is going to be Dolt 45’s next cabinet pick.

      • thewalkindude

        A steak dinner and a $2.25 credit for the money she had remaining on her spins

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Seems fair.

      • miss_grundy

        Perhaps on his resume, he had worked for one of Dolt 45’s casinos in Atlantic City, NJ.

    • PubOption

      Bookman’s Eksperyans was not good.

  • timpundit

    Today, we are all Prime Ministers of Australia.

  • Bitter Scribe

    This almost makes up for Australia inflicting Rupert Murdoch on us.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Let’s not get carried away here…

    • Latverian Diplomat

      This and Naomi Watts, maybe?

      • Bitter Scribe

        If you’re going down that road, don’t forget Nicole Kidman and Margot Robbie.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          “They found another Hemsworth Brother.”
          — Alan Tudyk

    • Ωbjectifier

      They have Mel “Sugar Tits” Gibson to attone for as well.

  • Mavenmaven

    When Trump first said the whole world is laughing at us, it was not true, but it clearly is now.

  • tomamitai

    Who answered the phone at the embassy? It couldn’t have been the ambassador, because that’s one of the appointments Donnie hasn’t filled yet.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “More persecution, first a witch hunt, now a Kangaroo Court! No one in history has ever been treated more unfairly than me.”
    — Donald Trump

    • miss_grundy

      You mean like the way you treated your predecessor, you orange shitgibbon weasel.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “That was different. This time, it’s ME!”
        — Donald Trump

  • We could impeach this fucker tomorrow, but the stank he’s rubbed all over America’s standing in the world is never going to entirely scrub out. It’s like when someone barfs inside of a car.

    • miss_grundy

      Good. Then that stink will be a reminder to everyone about the importance of voting–especially Democrats. It doesn’t matter what the polls say, even if they are saying your candidate will win. You get your butt out of the chair, get the keys to the car and you go vote or walk to your polling place. BUT YOU GO AND VOTE.

      • JAKvirginia

        Instead of hours in the hot sun protesting, try 15 minutes in the AC voting. Works for me.

  • Edith Prickly

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Vel Venturi

    Good on ’em.

  • mardam422

    This is nice. But I won’t rest until we throw another shrimp(hands) on the barbie.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    We are not laughing near you, Donnie….

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    “Only idiot Australians would hold a ‘Mid Winter Ball’ in June. Sad!”
    Trump tweet, any second now

    • JAKvirginia

      LMAO! Thanks.

  • miss_grundy

    Make America Funny Again.

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