Possible Pranks God Could Play, If He So Chose
- Get Firefly renewed, but with a new, terrible cast
- Make the number of stars in the universe prime, knowing no one will ever count them
- Dip the hands of every priest in the world in warm water one night
- Turn a pillar of pepper into a pillar of salt
- Reveal Himself to exactly one ancient tribe then bupkus
- Wipe every high score from every arcade game on Earth
- Appear in a Pillar of Fire and say there’s a planet where all your favorite characters exist and hang out with each other but He’ll never invite you
- Strike down everyone working on the Sabbath one random Sunday
- Precambrian rabbits
- Tell the Pope to start a tumblr account, but to only reblog the hackiest, most played out memes
- Spread rumors that Lily from middle school liked me, causing me to embarrass myself most shamefully
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