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Have you recently read an amusing comment out of the states? Of course you have! Post it here.

This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely American in nature.

This is not a place to bring your hatred of Americans or America- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.

Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.

Rules

Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is funny and uniquely American. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.

I. No personal information;

II. Do not vote or comment in linked threads;

III. Do not link to comment chains that you've posted in;

IV. Submission titles need to be neutral. Do not write titles heaping scorn on the person that wrote the stuff you are linking. They can be funny, but avoid making the titles too circlejerk-y. If your title doesn't meet these criteria your submission will be removed, no matter how amusing it is!

V. If the shit you're about to submit is related (even tangentially) to the following subjects, you can only submit a screenshot (or archive.is link) and not a direct link:

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  • US Foreign politics and wars;

VI. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of users in other subreddits.

VII. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually American. Do this by scanning their post history etc.

VIII. Do not link back to comments made on ShitAmericansSay.

IX. No baiting other subs- submitting elsewhere then cross-posting comments/reactions here.

X. Only links/images to Americans saying funny shit is allowed - if you want to tell a tale you can do so in the stickied "everything goes" thread, which gets renewed every week.

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Two incidents in one day. (self.ShitAmericansSay)

lord_sparxEuro Cuck Simulator 2017 GOTY Edition が 8時間前 投稿 - announcement

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We have successfully amended the 6th commandment of SAS. No more np. link enforcement! (self.ShitAmericansSay)

ZyvronDie Amerikanen, die sein zo shtom, he.[M] が 25分前 投稿 - announcement

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[SAD] This sign at a clothing store. (imgur.com)

TheReal007747 が 16時間前 投稿

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[SAS] "Socialised medicine" is slavery (i.redd.it)

The_Gene_Genie が 7時間前 投稿

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[AskReddit]"We don't really care how the rest of the world does it" (np.reddit.com)

Acujou が 8時間前 投稿

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Americans discussing their healthcare system (i.redd.it)

Elopikseli"Free healthcare is not actually free you idiot" が 9時間前 投稿

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"Not only do western countries, like the NATO alliance, not pay their fair share of their own defense costs, but they don’t even pay their own health care costs" (lifezette.com)

quant18 が 12時間前 投稿

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[politics]Can't vote for Bernie Sanders because that would always lead to Venezuela (np.reddit.com)

gekko88 が 16時間前 投稿

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[soccer]What are you going to do with it John? Here in America we have something called "freedom of speech". (np.reddit.com)

LeeCattermole が 13時間前 投稿

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[SAD] Seeing low jobless rate, Maine labor department lays off 10 (bangordailynews.com)

Warwolf5 が 7時間前 投稿

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I'm just going to have this one speak for its self (collinsflags.com)

Knightofjustice123Liberal Snowflake Freeze Peach Hater が 37分前 投稿

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This article by Gun Owners of America (imgur.com)

sweg_lord_69There's the American way, and then there's the wrong way が 10時間前 投稿

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[worldnews]"Actually Europe is left or even more left, we set the standard for democracy while y'all were busy setting the standard for genocides." (np.reddit.com)

rockandrollherold が 21時間前 投稿

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[AskReddit]"Richest and most powerful country in the world. If we did things "like the rest of the world" we would just be dull nobodies like the rest of you, probably starving from our lack of commie bread line rations." (np.reddit.com)

ThereIsBearCumDo you guys have Final Fantasy over there? が 20時間前 投稿

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"America is so diverse that in some places you can live like a KING on $10/hr." (np.reddit.com)

cedarrapidsdefender が 23時間前 投稿

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Apparently the US has a higher homicide rate because it has more “alpha males” (i.redd.it)

Benso2000 が 1日前 投稿

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Let's play Conservapedia Roulette! Also I want this article debunked. (conservapedia.com)

Knightofjustice123Liberal Snowflake Freeze Peach Hater が 59分前 投稿

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[SAD]: free military propaganda with your fast food (i.redd.it)

rstcp が 1日前 投稿

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Brits are sheep shaggers with bad teeth. (i.imgur.com)

UnrepentantFenian が 1日前 投稿

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[europe][About Denmark's contribution to the Afghanistan conflict] "No, you send a token political force so the only NATO nation that takes it seriously will still protect your shit little nation." (np.reddit.com)

ArvinaDystopia3.257% Irish,57.1% Attack Helicopter,5.2% Polyester. ALL MURICAN が 1日前 投稿

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"America is not safe for kids because there's too many different races whereas these other countries are mainly one race..." (imgur.com)

giulynia が 1日前 投稿

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[books]American of Polish descent, who's been to Poland and has a proud Polish wife, declares himself an authority on what Polish people find offensive (np.reddit.com)

jY5zD13HbVTYz が 1日前 投稿

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[cars][in response to Danmarks taxes]"Man, I'm glad I don't live in a shit hole like that" (np.reddit.com)

MLPorscheafrican heritage 200k years ago が 1日前 投稿

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[AskReddit]In some American schools, there's not even doors on the stalls. Just don't look. (np.reddit.com)

zubadubra が 1日前 投稿

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[todayilearned]Replying to a comment comparing recidivism rates and prison systems in the US and Norway: "We'll see how [the norwegian attitudes regarding their prison system] hold up if Norway ever opens the door to outsiders." (np.reddit.com)

Glide08R U FROM IZRAEL????@ が 1日前 投稿

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American judge: A neo-Nazi with explosives and a framed photo of Timothy McVeigh is not a threat (washingtonpost.com)

warblox が 1日前 投稿

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Shit Americans Wear (i.redd.it)

CherokeePilot1997 が 1日前 投稿

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