Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 17h

Just got back from my 3rd meeting with Russ Ambassador.

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 12h

Where am I? Whomst'd've brought me here?? Internet, please help

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 5h

By golly I've never been treated so harshly in my life as I was during that hearing. I do declare the stress has given me the vapors!

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 13h

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 6m

some call me..... tim?

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 8m

Can't believe I got to play with Trumps ball sack last night! Enjoyable and yuge in my mouth! #love

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 11h

No wait it was only 2 according to @TheNotSoHonorableSenRubio

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 14h

I'm a cunt.

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 12h

On all levels except physical, I am a wolf *yips*

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 9h

donald trump is above the law.

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 13h

eat my ass daddy

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 10h

Can't believe I made it through that witch hunt

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 10h

Fuck

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 8h

The lizards messed with my brain.

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 12h

Fuck me

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 8h

Putin told me if I pretend to not know anything, he will let me lick his пенис

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 11h

I ate a rather copious amount of ass last night

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 13h

I don't recall that

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 9h

aint no one more about it than ur boy

Jeff Sessions @jeffsessions · 12h

Don't be mad. I'm just a racist old grandpa