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Harvey keeps calling me a prude, so to prove him wrong today I went to Honen Matsuri, aka the Giant Penis Festival.

The Giant Penis Festival takes place in the town of Komaki, about an hour by train from Nagoya. Lots of Japanese towns have fertility festivals for the beginning of spring, but the people of Komaki take "fertility" more literally than most. Priests at the town's two Shinto shrines carve wooden penises of various sizes, and then the town's leading citizens carry them around in a parade for a while. After the parade, everyone celebrates and eats penis-shaped snacks.





The Shinmeisha shrine, where the procession began.



A guy dressed as a demon, followed by a penis flag.



Every event in Japan has to have at least three guys in traditional costumes carrying flags. It's some kind of law or something.



A man carrying a wooden penis.



A woman carrying a bigger wooden penis.





The focus of the procession was this several-meter long wooden penis. It took about ten or fifteen people to carry it. They all looked like they were having fun, and shouted "Rasshai!" every few meters.



Okay, look at this picture closely and be enlightened. This is a man wearing some funny-looking ceremonial garment and walking in a penis-themed parade. And he is not only wearing a suit and tie, but an absolutely immaculate suit and tie, with more dignity than I could muster if my life depended on it. THAT is all you need to know to understand the Japanese culture.



An old man selling traditional sculptures.



There were a lot of foreigners at the festival; more than I've ever seen in one place in Japan before. I guess this was more exciting for them than for the Japanese, who are mostly used to this sort of thing by now. Luckily, English was okey.



Chocolate snacks. It was this, hot dogs, or squid-on-a-stick. I opted for the hot dog.

(Random TMI fact - I had never known penises normally looked like that, as I'd never seen an uncircumcised one before.)
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[User Picture]From: mika_says
2008-03-15 01:28 pm (UTC)
"(Random TMI fact - I had never known penises normally looked like that, as I'd never seen an uncircumcised one before.)"

Or one dipped in chocolate
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-15 02:51 pm (UTC)
You don't know that.
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[User Picture]From: cactus_rs
2008-03-15 03:02 pm (UTC)
Hahah, the veins make it. That's great.

In Stockholm they still put up really phallic maypoles on the solstice, but it doesn't compare to this. Well done, Japan.
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[User Picture]From: ice_hesitant
2008-03-15 05:08 pm (UTC)
If those are uncircumcised, they all have their foreskins pulled back. That always happens in an erection, though.

I thought circumcised ones looked exactly the same, except lacking in foreskin. Do bits of the glans get cut off too?
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-16 01:08 am (UTC)
This may just be the artistic style they use there, but on circumcised ones the end isn't quite so knobby.
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[User Picture]From: osmose
2008-03-16 04:59 am (UTC)
Google image search without safe search can help you see what a penis looks like without a turtleneck.

If you really feel the urge to see, at least.
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[User Picture]From: alphistia
2008-03-15 06:33 pm (UTC)
oh thank you for those pics Scott - they are hilarious :-)))
yes and "normal" penises do look like that - much of the world doesn't circumcise.
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[User Picture]From: damn_tatterhood
2008-03-16 01:46 pm (UTC)
I was all freaked about coming to Kanto.

I don't feel quite so worried now.
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-16 02:13 pm (UTC)
Are you in Kanto yet? Cause I'm going to be doing some travelling around the Kansai region end of March/beginning of April, and if you're still there we should meet up.
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[User Picture]From: damn_tatterhood
2008-03-16 03:32 pm (UTC)
I'll be starting training for my new job on April 5th and I'm done my current Nova stint (ZOMG YEY) on the 25th. So I'm planning to move somewhere around the 1st. Aw, I just realised that means I'll be spending my birthday alone in Kanto. Poop.

Got any firm dates and/or locations yet?
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-18 10:33 am (UTC)
I'll probably be in Nara 3/31 or 4/1 (supposedly Japan's best cherry blossoms, though it's maybe a little early), and the Ninja Museum in Iga the next day. You want to meet me for one or both of those?
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[User Picture]From: damn_tatterhood
2008-03-18 11:56 pm (UTC)
I'm planning on moving on the 1st-ish, so the 31st should be OK. I live a reasonable distance from Nara, I believe.
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-19 10:28 am (UTC)
What's your AIM?
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[User Picture]From: damn_tatterhood
2008-03-20 01:40 am (UTC)
Ah, I use MSN, actually. Are you a Softbank user by any chance?
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[User Picture]From: squid314
2008-03-20 02:31 am (UTC)
I don't have a cellphone, but I do have MSN. What's your MSN?
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[User Picture]From: damn_tatterhood
2008-03-20 02:39 am (UTC)
placebo.group@gmail.com :)
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[User Picture]From: minion_for_hire
2008-03-16 07:07 pm (UTC)
The fella in the suit and the orange sash reminded me of an orange order member http://www.orangenet.org/winter/images/orangemarch.jpg

Kinda funny.
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