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[–]Skijobhound 396 ポイント397 ポイント  (114子コメント)

Why we cant make guns illegal overnight in America. Studying in Norway currently, land of the rule followers, and have met way too many friends who who seem to think Americans would willfully hand guns over to government because they said so.

[–]SolDarkHunter 257 ポイント258 ポイント  (44子コメント)

That's hilarious. Americans are predisposed to distrust our government. The idea of trusting that one's government will do what is best if left alone is laughable over here.

[–]Skijobhound 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is quite hilarious. Norway's government has so much money than really can actually in the best interest of the people hence their trust.

They have an oil fund valued at nearly $900 Billion USD. They only have 5.2 million citizens. They take out 3% per year of the fund to pay for 35% of their government spending, and they spend a hell of a lot per person compared to the states. It actually pays for a higher percentage of their spending than their income taxes do.

Our government isn't trusted because they constantly fuck people over which makes people distrust them. If we had the money per person of Norway to spend, I am sure many more people would trust our government.

If I had to put it to an analogy.. Trusting our government is like you trusting your dementia ridden grandmother to remember if she had taken her medication or not. You'd never trust her to remember.

Edit: To give context on value of their fund compared to our debt, we have $19.95 Trillion in National Debt, also roughly equal to our annual GDP at $18.46 Trillion in 2016. The Norwegian Oil fund is valued at $900 Billion USD where as their 2016 GDP was $332 Billion USD roughly.

[–]ILookLikeHyde 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (32子コメント)

Not to mention that there are huge areas in the US where having a gun is a safety issue. Not necessarily against other people, but wildlife. If you live in some place like rural Montana, you are likely to encounter a wide variety of potentially dangerous wildlife. You'd be foolish to not have a gun out there.

[–]wind_stars_fireflies 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Also, at least where I grew up, there's a huge hunting culture. It has less to do with machismo than to do with feeding your family on the cheap for a good chunk of time. I imagine it's still the same kind of thing in other rural areas.

[–]guardsman1275 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I live in NH, and, while we don't own a gun since I live in town, I totally get why. One, a deer is a lot of meat that you are getting for basically free, so for a lower-income family that is a great option. Also since there are no wolves left people need to hunt to keep the deer population down. Add in protection from bears and coyotes and it is a necessity if you live far out.

[–]Brawndo91 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I hunt casually, but I get that some people need that extra meat to take some strain off their food budget. On the other hand, I was watching wife swap and there was one family who were really into hunting, and the other was vegetarian. The mother of the hunting family said they lived paycheck to paycheck and needed that meat. Meanwhile, they have every goddamn deer they ever shot mounted on the wall. You can buy a lot of meat for what it costs to mount a deer.

[–]ChristIsDumb 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The trick is to find a deer that will let you mount it for free.

[–]Cheaperthantherapy13 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

Yup. This. My European and urban liberal friends really don't seem to get that banning firearms is a non-starter in like 70% of the US.

Even though I'm a touchy-feely liberal, I live in a part of the country with bears, coyotes, mountain lions, and a 15 minute-minimum before the sheriff can get to me. If a predator tries to attack me or my idiot dog, there's no one around to protect me other than myself and my (legally owned and safely stored) firearms. Also venison is delicious.

[–]Beachy5313 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeap. I'm not going walking in the swamp without a gun- those pigs are vicious (yes, I'm serious, they're gore you and can run really fast)

[–]delmar42 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (12子コメント)

LOL, they don't realize we'd have another Civil War if the government tried to take away guns.

[–]jimbofisher2010 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am generally a fairly socially liberal person (by US standards anyway). But nothing makes me think more redneck thoughts than the mention of gun confiscation - I suddenly turn into Dirty Harry or Charlton Heston or something.

[–]Skijobhound 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I whole heartedly agree.

[–]Beachy5313 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (9子コメント)

ahahahhahahaa. I'm not even a gun nut; I have one that sits in my bedside table, but there is no way in hell I'm giving it up. Yes, I know the government can wipe me out in a second and the gun will be no help, but it's the principle of the thing- I don't do anything wrong, why am I being punished? Also, shooting stuff is fun AF.

[–]x14v 596 ポイント597 ポイント  (179子コメント)

Non-american seem to refuse to believe that there is good food in America and all we eat are Kraft singles and drink Old Milwaukee.

[–]IggyAzaleasVagina 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Mmm lunch.

[–]CrazyOtto87 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Sometimes Bud Light, but otherwise correct. White bread's in the mix as well - preferably of the Wonder variety. Don't forget the mayo.

[–]Nugatorysurplusage 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I typically save the mayo and bud light for dinner

Tuesday's = microwave popcorn and pabst

[–]Andromeda321 122 ポイント123 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is by far the biggest surprise everyone has who visits the USA when they comment to me, it seems. Especially when visiting the South.

I always find it amazing that they think a nation of fat people would have crappy food.

[–]thetasigma1355 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, there are plenty of fat people who do only eat fast food. This is your stereotypical "trailer trash" or "people of Walmart" type of people.

There are also plenty of people who eat good (tasty) food and are fat because tasty food usually isn't healthy.

[–]rattfink 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Also, they have no idea how to properly prepare American food.

Kraft singles are disgusting if you eat them cold. But they aren't designed that way. They are made to melt. Smother a burger patty in one, or grill it up between two slices of bread, and it's goddamn delicious.

And old Milwaukee? You pour it into a chalice and it's piss water. But on a hot summer night, when you're young and free and anything is possible? When your surrounded by good friends, and the campfire bathes each of their beautiful faces in that warm magic glow? And you've been working up the courage to say something to her all night, and you haven't quite found the words... and she hands you a cold Old Milwaukee, and you realize you don't have to say anything at all.

That's when life is good. Old Milwaukee, for the best of times.

Please enjoy responsibly.

[–]Tsquare43 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you write commercials for Old Milwaukee? cause that seems very similar to those "It doesn't get better than this"

[–]rattfink 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've only seen the Will Ferrel old Milwaukee commercials. But cheap domestic beer brands have some basic go-to imagery that they always go with. It's either a cheap beer you enjoy while doing fun things with friends, or when you are trying to numb the pain of all your failures in the cheapest way possible.

The former sells better, even if the latter is closer to the truth.

[–]eyekwah2 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Living in Italy at the moment. They all think we eat junk food most of the time.

[–]ThePrinterNeverWorks 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (7子コメント)

They aren't wrong. But to be fair all I think Italians eat is Pizza and Fettuccine and singing "Fettahhhhh CCINE!!!!!" while clasping their index, middle finger and thumb together.

[–]ILookLikeHyde 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do they not do this? If not, I'm canceling my trip to Rome right now.

[–]PonFarJarJar 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh look at Mr. Highbrow here. I thought they just stood around in butcher's shops saying bippity boppity? boopity? Boopity boppity! While making erratic hand gestures.

[–]JesseTheUsher 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I rarely eat out. Perhaps once a month.

[–]Gimme_Light 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Your poor girlfriend.

[–]JesseTheUsher 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you find her, please introduce us. I'm sure I can do better.

[–]CrazyCoKids 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, Italy thinks that about everyone.

[–]trailless 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, they haven't had good BBQ then...

[–]roger_ranter 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Turns out, the best American food is Mexican food.

[–]ILookLikeHyde 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'd argue that it's Chinese food. Most of what Americans consider Chinese food is not real Chinese food, but rather food that Chinese immigrants made to sell to Americans.

[–]baozilla-FTW 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like to think it is American style Chinese food. It is basically another regional speciality of Chinese food. Like there is Shanghainese Chinese food or Taiwanese style Chinese food or Sichuan. Now we add American to the list and as an American Chinese I actually miss American Chinese food sometimes.

[–]WaitIOnlyGet20Charac 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (6子コメント)

This applies to really every group of people, but it still isn't understood somehow:
That there are plenty of rational Americans who are no different than anyone else in the world who stays informed with the events in the world.
The american stereotypes and outliers make the news and movies. The normal ones just live their lives anonymously.

[–]ZypherMyth 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Also, you have to consider that in some places in the US, you will be as far away from the nearest neighboring country as the N-S distance between the Meditteranean and The North Sea. And that the width of the US is longer than the distance between the coast of Portugal and Border of Russia. And finally that if you were to line up the southernmost point of the US (in Florida) with the Southernmost Point of Europe (in Greece), the northern Border of the US would be at least as far North as the northern coast of Scotland and it would be intersecting southern Norway.

[–]JesseTheUsher 226 ポイント227 ポイント  (41子コメント)

There are some really top notch beers in America. They just aren't at 7/11.

[–]Kunstfr 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I'm French, and let me tell you, we do have a lot of crappy beer in Europe too. Don't let any European say the opposite.

What's true is that we have some really, really, really good beer. It's very traditional in plenty of regions so you got stuff that's been perfected for centuries

[–]JesseTheUsher 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Our really good beer is often small batch by local or regional brewers. So, rarely does it get widely distributed. If I'm at a concert at the Tempodrone in Berlin, the beer flowing from the taps is very good quality.

[–]ILookLikeHyde 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is very true. If you come to the US, do your research and visit a brewery. I haven't drank for almost 6 years, and even I can tell you that.

[–]sfzen 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The shitty beers are the ones everyone knows because they're made cheaply by huge companies that can afford to advertise the fuck out of them. Most of the good beers don't have much at all in the way of advertisement in the US, and seem to rely mostly on word of mouth.

[–]huazzy 300 ポイント301 ポイント  (53子コメント)

American living in Europe - Apparently Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. It blows my coworkers minds why anyone would eat that - meanwhile they're eating BUTTER and Jelly sandwiches like that's not weird.

[–]Flaglebaggy 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I'm from the UK and I would much rather have PB&J instead of Jam with Butter, peanut butter is boss

[–]Its_a_Trap- 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (20子コメント)

From the US here, I love butter and Jelly sandwiches (PB&J is ok I guess).

[–]Flaglebaggy 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (19子コメント)

oh shit I forgot you guys call it jelly haha my bad

[–]rottinguy 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (18子コメント)

Jam and Jelly actually mean two different things here.

From Google: The difference between jelly and jam is that jelly is made strictly from the juice of fruit while jam is made from crushed fruit. Specifically, jelly is made by crushing fruit, then straining out everything but the juice

[–]oldark 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches, but if I'm eating toast I'll spread it with Butter and Jelly.

[–]ergotronomatic 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

to be fair, European butter is on a different level of awesomeness.

[–]CombatMeatBro 168 ポイント169 ポイント  (34子コメント)

This may be a narrow response, but I don't think they'll ever understand the intricacies of Protestantism in the southeastern US. So. Many. Subsects. And not even over "important" doctrinal things. We're talking split churches over the color of the carpet, or the accepted role of the youth pastor. Not to mention the sway it has over public policies. It's one of those topics that I could rant on for a few hours.

[–]spacewowie 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (14子コメント)

A few years back my grandparents' church had a huge argument over having chairs or pews in the church.

[–]PM_Me_Rude_Haiku 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Well don't leave us hanging! Chairs or pews? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[–]lardfarquard 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My sister's church has seats and I'm like "that's not a church, that's a theater". And of course, she's all "what do you care; you're an atheist". But I still have my opinion and my opinion is "churches have pews".

[–]roger_ranter 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here's my view. In many places, church is a community circle first, doctrine/authority next. Especially nonconference churches (meaning the power is more local). So if the church does not conform to your community circle/values/ego, then you throw out the church instead of the circle.

[–]artifex0 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (8子コメント)

In a recent Lindybeige video, he expressed skepticism over whether anyone actually believes in religion, suggesting that people who claim to believe are really just acting the part for the sake of tradition or political justification.

I think there are a lot of people in the UK and Europe who share that idea, but as someone who was raised in rural north Texas, it's pretty surreal to hear someone claim that. I actually knew adults growing up who believed that nobody was really an athiest, but just claimed to be out of anger at God, or to fit in with "the world".

[–]SosX 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

LINDYBEEEIGE that's actually super interesting, I actually hold the same idea as him, maybe not all people but I'd say a fair share lie about their religion to fit in better, I call it the atheist closet

[–]artifex0 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure, it's not uncommon. In fact, "Sunday morning Christians"- that is, people who are only Christian at church services- is a topic that gets discussed constantly in the Bible Belt. What's really strange, though, is this idea that nobody sincerely believes or acts on that belief.

[–]domestic_omnom 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I grew up in various baptist churches in SE Oklahoma and yes you are absolutely correct. At the church I grew up in, there was a 6 months debate about the glittery stuff on the ceiling. Even little kid me thought it was a dumb topic.

[–]exitpursuedbybear [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Emo Phillips

[–]mattyisphtty 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How amazing true BBQ over a smoker is. Top tier brisket is honestly one of the best foods known to mankind.

[–]56Subject 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (20子コメント)

We don't really care how the rest of the world does it.

[–]Ayrnas 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Just because we use imperial units of measure does not mean we don't understand metric units. We use both regularly.

[–]Ashand 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes! My ruler is 12in long, and if I flip it over, it's 30.5cm. My car tells me how many MPH I am going, but also how many KPH at the same time.

[–]abunchofsquirrels 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (61子コメント)

Probably the sheer size of the country. Unless you're from Russia, Canada, China, or somewhere else of comparable size, the idea that you can't drive to the Grand Canyon from New York City in a day will likely be difficult to grasp at first.

[–]niartiasnoba 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Australia too, don’t leave us out

[–]abunchofsquirrels 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (4子コメント)

C'mon, a visitor can drive from Sydney to Melbourne in a few hours, right? ;-)

[–]leithz6 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can drive from california to sydney in about 30 hours.

[–]chefranden 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not out fault you keep your country out in the middle of nowhere.

[–]skullturf [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Related to this:

Occasionally, some people will judge Americans negatively for not speaking a foreign language, or for not having traveled much outside of their own country.

What they don't understand is that those Americans are not "deciding" to be insular just to be annoying. The distances in the United States are enormous. Many Americans in many parts of the country would need to travel for days to reach a location where English isn't the dominant everyday language. By contrast, somebody in the Netherlands or Hungary doesn't have to travel very far at all to enter another country that speaks another language.

It's not a case of Americans "deciding" to be insular or closed-minded or not well-traveled. The physical realities are totally different.

[–]isfturtle [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Yes. Unless you happen to live close to the border with Mexico or Canada, travelling to a foreign country requires significant time and money. I could drive 12 hours in any direction (except the ones where I'd hit the coastline) and still be in the US. Depending on where you are, it may be more difficult to get to another state than it would be to get between countries in Europe.

[–]Hist997 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Had to explain to someone at Niagara Falls that they can't see new York city from there.

[–]wind_stars_fireflies 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I had friends visiting from another country once and they mentioned that they 'wanted to swing up to say hi' to another friend, and 'wouldn't it be a nice way to spend an afternoon?'

We were in NYC. The other friend was in Watertown. Had to get out a map and explain that NY State is far bigger than it appears in the movies.

[–]Upnorth4 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I took a Greyhound bus from LA to Chicago, and it still amazed me how big my country is. I went from the hot, dusty deserts of Southern California to the mountains of Colorado, and the flat, treeless great plains of the Midwest, and to the forests of the Great Lakes. And to go from 85+ degree weather to below freezing and snow is shocking to see also

[–]LachlantehGreat 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's so weird to me that people think 2 hours is a long drive to get somewhere. Even fellow Canadians that were mostly raised in the city are appalled I drive 20 minutes just to get to work. Like what????

[–]a_doges_doge 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

20 mins is appalling? I once had a 2 hour commute to and from work.

[–]Sumo148 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

2 hours each way sounds like hell. Especially if you're leaving during rush hour. That's like 40 days of driving a year if you have a 5 day work week. Gas could get expensive too.

Hopefully your commuting situation is better nowadays.

[–]DrayKitty1331 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Before I got my systems set up to work from home I was driving 2.5hrs one way to work and 2.5hrs home down a back woods highway that has a horrible deer population. And because of my schedule I was typically driving at the times they were most active.

It was fucking miserable and I swore I would never live that far from my work again.

[–]Avatar_Hung_Low [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This is also why I hate when people (mostly Europeans) try to bash Americans for being "stubborn" or "ignorant" because we rarely speak a second language.

Most European countries are smaller than our states and you don't have to travel far as a European to end up in a place where people don't speak your language.

Contrast that with the United States, where traveling to another country is fucking expensive and rarely an option for a majority of the population.

[–]presciiient 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Lots of idioms that are specific to the U.S.

I was talking to a South African friend and casually tossed out the phrase "came out swinging" and he looked at me like I was from another planet. This obviously happens even more for non-native speakers.

[–]FlyingChange 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My German teacher told us a story about how he tried to use the phrase "the big cheese" in German. He was cleaning up the apartment he lived in because his boss was coming over. When asked why by his German roommate, he said, "Die große Käse kommen." The German had no idea why the American was preparing for a large shipment of cheese.

[–]95128 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"came out swinging" -- this means announcing you're gay by jumping in to the casual sex scene, right?

[–]Scrappy_Larue 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (49子コメント)

You'll never get to win the World Series of Baseball, even if your country plays it. Other than a couple Canadian teams, we don't invite outsiders to the world championships.

[–]Cunhabear 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (7子コメント)

The MLB is the league with the best players in the world in it though. So the World Series is a demonstration of the best teams in the world.

The World Baseball Classic is an international tournament that only shows you how important the MLB is to international baseball. Every foreign team is just made of MLB players going back to their home countries.

[–]Brendanmicyd 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is true, and actually the last one was the first time the USA won.

[–]jurassicbond 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

There did used to be a Baseball World Cup though, and now there's a Baseball World Classic which is similar.

[–]kittenlover27 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I LOVED the WBC this year. Team puerto rico was hot hot hot, It was fun seeing team Colombia (I'm half Puerto Rican and Colombian, born in the U.S.) I enjoyed watching all 3 teams.

[–]kittenlover27 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

1 Canadian team now

[–]Brawndo91 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well there's the Minnesota Twins, so 1 and a half.

[–]Ruby_Sauce 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Why is it called world series then?

[–]MatasterMatt 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's because the original sponsor of the Trophy was the New York World Telegram Newspaper. The name just stuck. It has nothing to do with being the best in the world.

[–]ihavebigpenisyes 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because it's the world's top baseball league.

[–]Drink_it_black 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (41子コメント)

America was originally conceived as a federation of independent states that behaved more like countries. Even today, people from different states and regions have vastly different cultures, identities, and values. While we're similar in many ways, any blanket statement about us is just laughable by default.

[–]Kunstfr 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (20子コメント)

It's hard to generalize all of you, but still it's a long stretch to compare various states of the US with various countries of the EU (which you haven't done, just to be clear).

The thing is, everybody generalizes other countries. If I tell you I'm French you're going to think of a Parisian guy. I'm from Brittany, and yeah we also have vastly different cultures, identities and values from Provence or Alsace. Really, we also used to be separate countries, but for a very long time.

[–]beardingmesoftly 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Canadian here, we're not all sorry... I'm sorry if that upsets you

[–]784670 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is true, (the first part) so it's important to realize the different hierarchies of government don't really translate across different regions of the world. Whereas it's not accurate to compare US states to European countries, it's still not accurate to compare the US as a country to smaller european countries. Sure that complicates everything, but that is no excuse to ignore the complexities

[–]Azurealy 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (8子コメント)

While true its become less and less true. After the civil war america began going much more the route of a single nation than individual states.

[–]Drink_it_black 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

We still developed differently region to region and each state has established its own culture.

[–]Galennus 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (14子コメント)

College sports. Especially football and to an extent basketball. I'd possibly lump that in with how people feel about their respective universities. The apparel, the home décor, the license plates. People are really proud of where they went to school and if their athletics program is good then there you go. People may not realize Michigan's football stadium is the same size if not bigger than fucking Camp Nou.

[–]Grundlestiltskin_ 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Division I sports only though. And I feel like its often mostly associated with specific regions. I.E. the Midwest (big 10/big 12 conferences) and the South with the SEC and ACC.

I'm from New England and went to a DIII school and I could give two shits about college sports.

[–]EQandCivfanatic 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (5子コメント)

"American Police" is not really a thing. There are over 15,400 law enforcement agencies covering as many jurisdictions in the United States. Therefore blanket statements such as "American police keep shooting black guys" are about as correct as "Mexican immigrants are drug dealers."

[–]oldark 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think many Americans tend to understand this either based on the articles I see topping reddit regularly.

[–]DrWhoisOverRated 209 ポイント210 ポイント  (76子コメント)

When an American says "I'm Irish" they are not saying "I am a citizen of Ireland."

[–]rottinguy 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (52子コメント)

No. In the U.S. it's more of a way of describing how you came to be an Amaerican. The U.S. is different than most other ocuntries in that a U.S. citizens family history can only be traced back a couple generations or so before it leads to other places.

My granfather identified as "Italian" despite never having been to Italy. Though despite this his cooking habbits, family structure, religion, etc were all inspired by what his parents taught him, and was very different than than the habits and culture of an American who's heritage was say..Irish or British.

No he did not live like someone who actually was born and lived in Italy would, but the way he lived was definitely influenced by his cultural heritage.

That was more complicated to explain than I had envisioned when I started typing. I hope my wordvomit does not offend.

[–]alicejdnsk 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (33子コメント)

It makes total sense and IMO ought to be obvious.

By the by, as a European, I think it's incredibly mean when Europeans scoff at Americans for being proud of their cultural heritage when we just take ours for granted.

[–]Upnorth4 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (28子コメント)

And we Americans tend to tell which state we're from first, then city, rather than saying we're from the USA. This is mainly because our country is so big that it's hard to pinpoint where you live by simply stating you are from America

[–]Dironox 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Not to mention the cultural differences between say a Texan and a Californian.

[–]Upnorth4 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Exactly. Or how a Texan or Californian would not know what road salt is used for

[–]Dironox 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You've never been to the Texas Panhandle then, here It can be 104 degrees at noon then 2 feet of snow by midnight.

Sadly that's not even an exaggeration, we'll get the hot weather coming in from Mexico followed by the freezing weather from Canada. It's even a reoccuring Texas joke

[–]Upnorth4 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Here in Michigan it went from 75 and pouring rain to 20 and 12 inches of snow on the ground in less than 12 hours. I went to bed with the sound of thunder and woke up to a blizzard

[–]lardfarquard 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Put 'em together and you have thundersnow!! How can you not love a weather event with a name like thundersnow!!

[–]DrWhoisOverRated 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

In a way you perfectly illustrated the point of this thread. It's not something you can explain or even understand by visiting, you have to grow up here to truly understand it.

[–]poopy_wizard132 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When someone on reddit says they are a different nationality, I still assume they live in the United States.

[–]cloud4197 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Americans saying I'm Irish, I'm Italian etc. This is how you totally wind up a European.

[–]Kunstfr 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I don't think that's the problem. At least the problem for me is when someone says "I'm 1/4 German and 1/2 Irish, that's why I can drink tons of alcohol before being drunk". That's ridiculously dumb.

[–]DrWhoisOverRated 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That is dumb. I usually say it in the context of "I'm really pale and tan like a lobster because I'm 1/2 Irish and 1/2 Scottish."

[–]rottinguy 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Apparently how much we value our individuality and autonomy, and the fact that we trust the general citizenry more than we trust our government.

[–]Tsquare43 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (8子コメント)

How big this nation is. You can't drive from NY to LA in 12 hours.

[–]PM_ME_YO_MUM 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Why Americans are so defensive about freedom and wanting to own guns. I'm not saying it is right or wrong, just our unique historical heritage that many people simply do not get because their countries didn't go through the same thing.

[–]Spreetle 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sheer vast size and the lack of trains. I had a friend from England get all excited about coming to visit America because he thought he would be able to tour around and visit all of his American online friends. I felt so bad telling him that driving from California to Georgia isn't exactly a day trip.

[–]pjabrony 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Suburbia.

In the post-World War II baby boom and economic upswing, the US began a process of moving from cities to suburbs. Levittown was founded in 1947 outside of New York City and became the model for this kind of living. People flocked to it, particularly the affluent white people who drive American culture. (Levittown itself was restricted to Caucasians) I think that many cultural differences that non-Americans are wowed by come from this period.

The insulated individualism of Americans comes from selling cheap houses to individual families rather than large-scale apartment buildings.

This necessitated a car culture which fed back on itself. The suburbs took over farmland, so food growing needed to be centralized in the midwestern states. That meant long-haul trucking which meant more paved highways and ultimately the interstate highway system (which was also a civil defense structure for when the Russians invaded). This is why so many Americans can't drive standard-transmission cars. Because the model here is that the majority of a commute is on the highway.

Suburbia fed our sexual repression as well. Young people were restricted to where they could walk or bicycle until they could afford a car of their own. The closed-off nature of housing meant that any sexuality happened behind closed doors.

Even the red plastic cup that always comes up on Reddit threads as something that fascinates tourists in the US owes itself to suburbia. When an American family wants to get together with other families, rather than go out to a public park, they'll invite everyone to one house. With so many people, it doesn't make sense to use the best dishes, cups, and flatware, so disposables are much more popular.

[–]Judge_Bredd2 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Just how fun a day of shooting things in the country can be. There's nothing like gathering up some old TVs, maybe an old car, a little bit of tannerite, and a few friends with their arsenals to come out and have a shoot out. I don't hunt, I don't think I need a gun for protection, but damn are they fun to shoot.

[–]LachlantehGreat 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Haha this is true. I'm Canadian but I still love to do this in my backyard sometimes. There's something relaxing about it, I've been shooting since I was like 12 with a pellet gun! I remember taking little army men and blowing off their appendages with pellets. Super fun!

[–]Helios321 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's funny because that's something that even many Americans don't understand.

[–]TheIndoGamer 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (4子コメント)

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

[–]prostateExamination 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (6子コメント)

ROCKK FLAAAG AND EEEEAAGGGLEEE. but really, blind unquestioning patriotism. We are the best, you are not, we do what we want, deal with it. That has pretty much been ingrained into our minds from birth.

[–]ThatKennedy [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I'm an American living in the part of China near Russia, so I hang out with a lot of Russians. They are the exact same in this regard. Not even joking. They are massively patriotic. The few Russian expat bars here always celebrate the Russians holidays and they love playing the old patriotic songs and making Russian flag colored shots.

Funny story. The day Trump got elected one bar had a "Russian USA Friendship Day" party and all Americans and Russians got a free Budweiser.

[–]sqlderp 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The individual spirit. The reason there is no national, cultural identity is because we are only a couple hundred years old and had nothing to begin with.

The founding fathers, most of them, were brilliant men and they knew this would be a problem. The reason we value the individual and cult of one is we have no choice.

It's different now but just 150 years ago the difference between and Italian, German, British or Irish American was huge.

How do you forge the bond? Well, you do it as an individual. It doesn't work perfectly. People still prefer clumping together with those that are more like them. But it's got a pretty good tack record after starting out with nothing.

[–]challam 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not sure many visitor/tourists can get how large the US is geographically, if all they have for comparative reference is Europe or other relatively small areas.

[–]brownies_n_barbells 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why we do things the way we do and get pissed off when people either try to tell us what to do or say "why don't you do it like [other country]" with zero attempt understanding our history and culture.

As much as Americans get shit on for not understanding the rest of the world, plenty of international people I've met don't know much of the US beyond the current news either.

[–]delmar42 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Non-Americans seem to think it's weird, or even creepy, that we do a lot of flag-waving here. Unless it's at a sporting event or a government facility, most non-Americans don't usually see their country's flag. We have a huge, hyped-up sense of nationalism here, along with pride. We even have an entire day devoted to the flag, lol. My Dad puts his flag on a huge pole and spikes it into the ground. When he does this, I tell my husband that my Dad is stabbing the lawn again.

[–]ApesOrApples 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (161子コメント)

I'm not American, but I suppose something like the right to owning a gun.

[–]eyekwah2 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

How do we Americans take a shower? Same as you, dummy! First we lather up, then we grab the pistol..

[–]x14v 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (56子コメント)

It is pretty much like owning any other inanimate object.

[–]helios22 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Root beer. Almost every foreigner will just say it tastes like toothpaste.

[–]RockNRollMama 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (79子コメント)

The Electoral College... most Americans don't get it either...

[–]BigHoss47 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (70子コメント)

It's so people in the cities don't have all the power and there's no tyranny of the majority.

[–]oishster [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

no tyranny of the majority

This is the "ideal", but what the electoral college really did is move the tyranny of the majority from the federal level to the state level.

In most states, the candidate who wins the majority popular vote wins all the electoral votes. Eg. In this past election, Trump only got 47.6% of Michigan’s popular vote, but he got all 16 electoral votes. Clinton, meanwhile, got 47.3% of the popular vote - it was a difference of 0.3% of voters. But she got 0 electoral votes. That’s a tyranny of the majority right there.

Considering that there’s 3 states where trump won by 1% or less, and 10 states where he won by less than 5%, that’s at least 10 states where tyranny of the majority was very real, despite the electoral college.

[–]TheGrandPoba [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah tyranny of the minority is way more civilized

[–]isfturtle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So instead people in the swing states have power and everyone in solid states gets ignored.

[–]MatasterMatt 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (23子コメント)

Non-American, but I'll chime in anyways.

To you Americans, something non-Americans will never understand... Biscuits and Gravy. None of us will ever understand your love of country gravy.

[–]SuperShadowP1ay 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Why we don't know where a small European country is. Same reason you don't know where Louisiana is.

[–]halfginger16 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe not Louisiana, but Montana or Wyoming or something.

Actually, I don't even know where Wyoming is. Maybe I should, but my last Geography class was 5 years ago, and I don't spend my time staring at maps.

[–]LisbethTaylor 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Our sue-happy nature. For the rest of the world it's a joke. What you all don't realize is that for all our fat, cheerful smiles, we are a vengeful, vindictive people. Just look at our justice system. When we are wronged we want blood. We want suffering. And we know the best way to hurt a person is to hit him square in the wallet. Even if the judge sides with them they are still out days of work and expensive court fees, plus the aggravation of having to deal with the lawsuit in the first place. Lawsuits aren't America's wussy way of dealing with issues; they are our way of going for the jugular.

[–]GallifreyFNM 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Brit abroad- I once saw Walmart selling a frozen turkey with a 6-pack of miller lite (I think) taped around it as some kind of superbowl special or something... I'm not one for generalisation but that one made me chuckle

[–]steiner_math 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Turkey and beer are delicious, but that sounds like Thanksgiving

[–]GallifreyFNM 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It was less what was being sold, more the fact that the beers were quite literally gaffer/duct taped to the bird, like some makeshift ammo holster. IIRC there was some picture of a football on the packaging, so I'd imagine thanksgiving/turkey bowl is right.

TBH I'd happily have thanksgiving in the UK... wouldn't mean anything over here BUT it's like a practice Christmas, which can't be bad

[–]RamboRockyDredd 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (43子コメント)

How to properly visit the US. If you think visiting the US is spending your entire time in NYC, DC, SF, or LA... guess what you haven't seen the US.

[–]Kunstfr 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Same for every country. When people visit France they visit what, Paris, Nice, Mount Saint-Michel and that's about it (and I'm being nice, let's be honest, it's mostly Paris).

Then you haven't seen France either. Nobody can ever said he's visited another country then.

[–]RamboRockyDredd 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I totally agree. Americans visit London and Paris and think they've seen Europe!

[–]PM_Me_Rude_Haiku 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

They should spend time hanging around on a council house estate in the midlands for their holidays. Then they'll know what it's really like.

/sarcastic

[–]PamBeeslysTits 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (6子コメント)

my girlfriend is the "i want to visit the place and see the sights" person. like, there are a billion pics of the eiffel tower online, why would I want to see it in person? spend all that money, all that time, just to go "yep, there that is, and it looks pretty much like what I thought it did, great"

I want to go to random areas and eat at random local restaurants and just be in the city/country for a few days. do the shopping like a local, or play some pickup at a random gym

[–]msevenze 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Florence, Italy was worth it. 1000% worth it. You can see all the pictures you want, but it will never compare to actually being there in the old town.

But generally I agree, I like going to the smaller "hidden" areas. Off the beaten tourist path, and it's usually more rewarding.

[–]brbafterthebreak 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sérieusement! Dans tous les pays au monde ta des différentes cultures dans toutes les villes.

Et puis ils disent que tu peux pas visiter tout le pays durant un séjour de 2 semaines, mais c'est valable pour presque tous les pays ça!

Les gars ici à NY je leurs dise que je vient de Toulouse, je crois qu'ils pensent que il n'y a que Paris en France.

[–]JMurray1121 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And then they shit on Americans because they saw literally 2 out of 300 million people that fit a stupid stereotype

[–]adam3217 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (15子コメント)

The metric system right huehuehue

[–]ButcherJustLikeVlad 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I used to agree with this but, at this point, we have better things for our tax dollars to pay for than replacing a kajillion speed limit signs around the country.