Several months ago, someone linked what is easily my favorite thing to come out of this forum, the "My Dad Wrote a Porno" podcast.

For anyone who isn't familiar, this is a podcast where this British guy reads a purportedly-erotic novel (or I guess novels by now), written by his dad, to two of his friends; and the three of them basically make fun of it. Because it is... not well written, both anatomywise and just writingwise. And storywise. And much of anythingwise.

Fortunately for us, it's the kind of bad that is mostly fun, instead of boring or anger-inducing! (Or at least, I think so.) And it contains such wonderful language and, for this sub, anatomy as "her nipples were now as large as the three inch rivets which had held the hull of the fateful Titanic together," "the Duchess steadied herself and let out a long sigh as the dildo hit her ovaries" (that's after it being pushed "harder into her cervix", of course, on a separate occasion from the scene with "he grabbed her cervix"), and maybe my favorite line, "Belinda gave into nature - not once, but twice - before the inevitable blue ejaculation cut across her dreams." (I don't even know what that's supposed to mean, but the last part is almost poetry!) Season 3 hasn't had as much in the way of memorable lines for me yet, but "Belinda's eyes then rolled to the top of her head, while she grabbed her vagina, trying to stop the bullet from vibrating free of its moorings" is definitely the kind of quality writing one should expect from Rocky Flintstone.

Anyway, a couple podcast links: main page, soundcloud, itunes; there might be a couple other sources as well

The podcast has come up a couple prior times on the sub as well: 1, 2, 3

[Edit: even though it's to this sub, changed to np links for the prior discussions, just to be on the safe side.]