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Former U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York Preet Bharara was interviewed on ABC’s “This Week” yesterday, and talked to George Stephanopoulos about the possible obstruction of justice case against Donald Trump (he said fired FBI director James Comey’s Senate testimony Friday was at least enough to start an investigation); he also talked a bit at the end of the interview about a few times Trump called him to just have a friendly chat, which he said made him uncomfortable because presidents aren’t supposed to do that. Barack Obama, for instance, didn’t call him even once, and that’s how it should have been, he said.

Bharara also said that he’d reported one of the Trump calls to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s chief of staff because the president seemed to be trying to “cultivate some kind of relationship,” which would be an ethical no-no. Bharara said Trump had called him twice before taking office, and then a third time after he became president; Bharara refused to return the last call from Trump, in March, and 22 hours later he was fired.

The president of the United States wouldn’t fire a U.S. Attorney just out of spite because the attorney wouldn’t take Donald Trump’s call, would he? Nah, that’s nuts, right? After all, Trump up and fired 46 U.S. attorneys all at once in March, and it’s surely a complete coincidence that came just one day after Bharara failed to return Trump’s call. Donald Trump wouldn’t fire 45 other U.S. attorneys out of the blue just as cover for getting rid of Bharara, would he? Crazy conspiracy theory stuff, surely.

Here’s the video, from Sunday’s “This Week” on ABC News (Bharara talks about the Trump calls starting at around the 10:50 point):

BHARARA: So they’re unusual phone calls and it sort of — when I’ve been reading the stories of how the president has been contacting Jim Comey over time, felt a little bit like deja vu. And I’m not the FBI director, but I was the chief federal law enforcement officer in Manhattan with jurisdiction over a lot of things including, you know, business interests and other things in New York.

The number of times that President Obama called me in seven-and-a-half years was zero. The number of times I would have been expected to be called by the president of the United States would be zero because there has to be some kind of arm’s length relationship given the jurisdiction that various people had.

Hmmmm that does sound familiar: James Comey talked to Barack Obama just twice, and one of those was to say goodbye as Obama left office; neither time involved any specific cases. Maybe Trump is just a more hands-on guy (especially for ladyparts) than cold, aloof Barack Obama the Vulcan, and this is just a matter of a different personal style? Bharara said Trump had called “ostensibly just to shoot the breeze and asked me how I was doing and wanted to make sure I was OK,” so why would anyone think there was anything wrong with that? He’s just a really friendly guy. (Lordy, we should sell talking points to Breitbart… except they’re broke, haha!)

Bharara went on to explain just why this isn’t done, after Stephanopoulos asked if those calls seemed similar to Trump’s attempts to foster a “patronage” relationship with Comey:

That’s not the word I use. I was in discussions with my own folks, and in reporting the phone call to the chief of staff to the attorney general I said, it appeared to be that he was trying to cultivate some kind of relationship.

And it may be hard for viewers of yours to understand if you’re a layperson and not in the Justice Department, you know, what’s wrong with that. The CEO of a company wants to call a field manager somewhere in the country because he thinks he’s an up-and-comer, what’s wrong with that?

The problem is the Justice Department is different […] it’s a very weird and peculiar thing for a one-on-one conversation without the attorney general, without warning, between the president and me or any United States attorney who has been asked to investigate various things and is in a position hypothetically to investigate business interests and associates of the president.

Unlike the conversation Comey testified about, Bharara said there wasn’t any specific case Trump tried to discuss with him; the direct contact between the president and a U.S. attorney alone was enough to set of Bharara’s Spidey Sense that this was Not Good. That last call, in March, preceded Trump’s sudden decision to shitcan all the U.S. attorneys appointed by Barack Obama:

So the call came in. I got a message. We deliberated over it, thought it was inappropriate to return the call. And 22 hours later I was asked to resign along with 45 other people.

Bharara refused to draw a connection between his firing and the phone call, or any cases his office was working on, saying only that he knows “anything is possible,” and suggesting Comey certainly appeared to have been fired for defying the president, but adding, “To this day I have no idea why I was fired.”

Bharara’s comments really didn’t sit well with TrumpWorld; Mark Corallo, spokesperson for Trump’s private Get-Out-Of-Impeachment attorney Marc Kasowitz, took to the Twitters to offer this carefully worked out rebuttal:

If you can’t trust the legal opinion of a guy whose Twitter profile proclaims “MAGA,” then who can you trust? Apparently, Mr. Bharara was not all that impressed:

As of yet, the president has not weighed in to call Bharara a sad loser or to tell some Russians that getting rid of him was the smartest thing he’s ever done, but it’s only Monday morning.

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  • Joe Beese
  • schmannity

    I, for one, appreciate the yeoman efforts of our President in fighting fake news by trying to compromise the FBI, the US Attorney’s office of the SDNY, the Justice Department, and the Head of a House Committee investigating all of this fakery.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Good Morning, Wonkettsevgili! Back from White Wood Island this morning – ferry was full last night, so had to take the 9:30 am back to the land of the internets. Brought lotsa boards back for Mrs. Toomush’s apple press gazebo. And how do you spell a precedent named collusion?….da da da dah de da da da da da….

    • Oblios_Cap

      how do you spell a precedent named collusion?

      Popular Vote Loser Trump?

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • jesterpunk

      The greatest part of that trial was Trump testifying under oath his net worth is based on his feelings not any actual facts.

  • andyshelt

    It looks like John McCain is having one of his “lucid” days as he concedes that US leadership was better under Obama. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_593de9aae4b0c5a35ca0becb?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Nah, just one of his bi-monthly “maverick” appointments, where he says something sane, and then does nothing that matters.

      • TJ Barke

        He’s consistent in pretending to be inconsistent.

    • Oblios_Cap

      That’ll rile up the Bloated Kumquat.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The vile sack of shit that is John McCain, a disgrace not only to the uniform he wore, but to the surname of honorable men before him, needs to vanish from the public eye.

  • memzilla Ω

    Trump had called “ostensibly just to shoot the breeze and asked me how I was doing and wanted to make sure I was OK.”

    Every abused woman will recognize this as coded abuser-speak for “I’m keeping my eye on you” and is EXACTLY the same call that Dolt 45 made to Comey.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      “I know what color dress your daughter wore to school today.”

    • Nockular cavity

      Our Stalker-In-Chief.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Trump up and fired 46 U.S. attorneys all at once in March

    Damn! He really doesn’t like to pay his lawyers!

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Does anyone ever want a call from the boss? Nothing makes your blood turn to ice faster than the boss wanting to talk to you.

    • Michael R
      • schmannity

        The Chris Christie call that will never come.

        • Michael R

          ” Can I at least steal your songs until
          I get a cease and desist letter ? “

    • Nounverb911

      My manager had no concept of time zones, I was in Taipei on business and he was in Kingston, NY. He would call me a 3AM my time every day to discuss the latest crisis, this went on until I returned the favor by calling him at home at 3AM and waking his six daughters….

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Cruel, but justified.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      There were a few times as a young when I’d get a call from someone on the City Council wanting something or another to happen. Nothing is more stupid or destructive. And there’s really nothing a low level person can actually do anyway. Usually the caller was someone who’d had a liquid lunch with a constituent and was looking for someone to abuse.
      I saw many positive changes later in my career where access to staff was strictly controlled and everyone had to go through channels. It made for a much better organization.

  • Professor Fate

    The spelling thing does seem to be a constant, from the top on down.
    And oh yes Mark you clown, he took and oath to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States – he works for us. He wasn’t a regional sales manager.
    Really the combination of arrogance and stupidity Trump and his folks shows is unlike anything I have ever seen.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      It’s almost as if running a private family enterprise is not really good preparation for running a government? WHOCOODANODE?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      They wanted a guy with business experience in the White House, somebody who could really apply that experience to running a government. Not only is the notion just plain stupid but they oicked a guy whose only experience was tantamount to running a mom and pop owned 7-11.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        I couldn’t see Trump getting up early to open the store at 6:30 and working to 23:00, seven days a week. No time for golf.

        • georgiaburning

          Don’t even think about him running the lotto ticket machine.

          • Ghenghis McCann

            The Russians would do that for him. Remotely from Moscow.

        • Maggielle

          Jeez, no time to put on his makeup. I would like to declare all the “no comment EVER” clauses any of his employees or associates had to take as null and void. Then I wanna read his various makeup and hair peoples’ memoirs. Or watch them all be interviewed in a multi-part series by Ken Burns. No plaintive violins needed.

      • TJ Barke

        Mom and pop owned 7-11 libel!

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Apu 2020!

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        I’d prefer the 7-11 guy. A thousand times more legitimate than a failed real-estate “developer”.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Trump’s communications director was formerly his golf caddy. His golf caddy. I’m still trying to wrap my brain around that one.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        So, experienced in covering up for his obvious lies?

        • TJ Barke

          *golf clap*

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Should get an Internet prize for that answer.

        • MrTusks

          “Mark it a 3.”
          “Sir, you hit two bunkers and a water hazard.”
          “…Mark it a 2.”
          “Yes, sir.”

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      You have to remember, when judging the quality of people who will work for the screaming racist cheeto, that he won’t hire anyone he thinks is smarter than him. So, if we’re starting from an IQ of, say, around 90-100, tops . . . .

      • Professor Fate

        Screaming Racist Cheeto add and S and you’ve got a punk band name ‘The Screaming Racist Cheetos”

  • Crystalclear12

    I can just see Trump congratulating himself for firing over 40 people to hide one suspicious firing.
    “Aren’t I a clever boy!”

  • Mavenmaven

    No lawyers, no regulatory bodies, no EPA- more Trump family corruption!

    • TJ Barke

      Something something job creation.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Preet Bharara was following the proper, established procedure. But Donald doesn’t believe in procedure, let alone proper procedure. Donald thinks everyone in government is his personal servant. Donald doesn’t believe in a chain of command.

    Donald is utterly unfit to occupy the office he stole with Vlad’s help.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      And he thinks the people of the USA are his serfs, who will do what he commands.

      • Oblios_Cap

        President Snow?

        • More Cersei Lannister. Complete with the batshit insanity and (wannabe) incest

          • Oblios_Cap

            Youse guys – bringing your Game of Thrones references to respond to a Hunger Games one.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Jon “know nothing!” Snow/Targaryen libelz!

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I was thinking more Coriolanus Snow

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      More importantly, Mr. Bharara was behaving ethically, which is something Lord Dampnut has absolutely no experience with.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    There is nothing abnormal with the executive speaking directly with his employees

    1) A U.S. Attorney is not “his employee” anymore than the clerk who sorts the mail in the White House is “his employee”
    2) Fine, if it’s not “abnormal” how many other U.S. Attorneys did His Fraudulency personally call? Let’s see some phone records, sport.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      It’s “peculiar” in that, while the President through the Attorney General can hire and fire, US attorneys are supposed to be representing the interests of the American people. They’re not Trumps personal attorneys. Of course he’s not going to get a distinction like that.

  • Indiepalin

    Trump wanted to know if his refrigerator was running.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    There should be a new rule on Twitter for Trump defenders.

    What would I say if Obama did the same thing?

    • crunchyknee

      Would never work, because Barry O was presindenting while black. Different set of rules for President Obama than little Donnie.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        White people got it so difficult you know. Everyone always getting on Donnie’s case just because he’s a complete crook.

      • OneYieldRegular

        See op.cit. Ted Nugent discussing Kathy Griffin.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      You’re assuming a level of self-awareness light years ahead of where they are.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        “SHUT UP LIBTARD, THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE REASONS! WHY DO YOU HATE MURICA?”

  • MynameisBlarney

    Who in the actual fuck is Mark Carallo and why is he such a fucking moran?

    • Suttree

      He works for Turnip’s idiot lawyer. Did you expect him to be wearing something besides velcro shoes?

      • Stulexington

        I was more expecting him to wear loafers. Velcro might be beyond these guys.

  • Stulexington

    I just called,
    to saaaaaay,
    I’m your boss.

    I just called,
    to say how much I care.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Meter’s off, but the sentiment is accurate.

  • Crank Tango

    Well, when a drunk old white guy calls you about rubbing the falafel on your boobs, you’d probably hang up too.

    • cheetojeebus

      BUICKKKACKKKK!!111 [gag]

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Isn’t it spelled “bukkake”?

        • vivian

          Not when you use a car.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Wouldn’t you really rather have a bukkake?

          • vivian

            Nah, I am an Oldz.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          That spellcheck gets you coming and going…

  • cheetojeebus

    From what I understand the phone memo sticky was stuffed into the mouth of a severed horse head?

  • La forza del resistino

    Good to know Preet and I share an aversion to phone marketers and I never did law school.

  • Suttree

    “With his employees”? OK dipshits, if you would like to continue with this government as business bullshit, here we go. So you hire some guy who doesn’t know shit about the business. You don’t start him running machinery, much less running jobs. You start him sweeping the fucking floors until he figures out how to do the simplest damn job. Either that, or “you’re fired” numbnuts.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      You’re forgetting the “Rich White Guy” clause. They start at VP.

      • puredog

        I had a friend whose job title was “VP” of a national bank. He worked in their legal department. He readily admitted that “VP” was a garbage title that basically meant he outranked tellers and branch managers.
        (ETA: He was a poor black man, FWIW.)

  • Remember when we really had no idea who the US Attny for any district was? Becahse there were no problems/ inapprops contacts. I miss those days

    • DesertedPictures

      Yes.. Okay…

      But in those days…
      ..


      E-MAILS! BENGHAZI!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Yay….the rooshan sexbot disqus trolls are back…

    “My want give you special love at anticipate here.”

  • U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn’t Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump

    JISS ‘IM UP!
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/ZikyVyLF7aEaQ/giphy.gif

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Corallo meant to say US Attorneys job is pleasuring the president.

  • vivian

    This Administration literally can’t do anything right. Not even a tweet. JFC.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Trump U’s Communications program is the best. Popular courses include: Learning Not To Give A Fuck About Typos, Spelling Is For Liberal Pussies, and “I Know You Are But What Am I” – Making Playground Taunts Work.

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Neener neener 101.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    JFC, Trump talking up accomplishments in a cabinet meeting.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      They really are all in on just lying their asses off blatantly about everything and anything and betting that half the population is dumb enough to believe them. The scary part is that I can’t just outright dismiss the idea that they may be right

      • puredog

        As well you shouldn’t, though the number is less than half.

  • eggs ackly-wright

    “It is not meet that we should speak thus.”

  • Mary Theresa
    • Ghenghis McCann

      i wonder how long can he carry a grudge for? He’s probably pissed off at the FBI because they aren’t willing to track down that guy who was nasty to him when he was at kindergarten.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Teresa May
    Angela Merkel
    NATO
    Bharara Preet
    US Creditors
    European Creditors
    Global Climate
    Steak Lovers
    Trump U ‘Grads’
    USFL
    NFL
    Japan
    China
    South Korea
    Melania
    Most of the world

    It’s fucking easier to list who will take Trumpf’s calls.

    Putin
    Kislyak
    Russian Banks
    Ivanka
    Jared Kushner (maybe)

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      That Philippine Fascist Guy?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Too busy sucking up to the Chinese.

  • Crystalclear12
    • Mary Theresa

      Danger, Stranger with cookies.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Is open carrying of cookies legal in Arizona?

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          only if they are shaped like a gun

    • Shibusa

      Favorite comment: When cookies are outlawed, only outlaws will have cookies.

    • I’m still shocked at how “just make shit up, doesn’t matter how ridiculous it is, say what-the-fuck-ever and there are zero consequences!” has become a feasible political strategy lately.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        The most dangerous weapons they carry are knitting needles. As a knitter and martial artist, I’d say knitting needles can be very dangerous and I wouldn’t mind demonstrating on one of these idiot congresscritters with votes.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      He’s vulnerable next year and starting to panic

  • BigCSouthside

    A little OT but….

    Sessions is just gonna lie his ass off, right?

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Does the pope shit in the woods?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Only if there are white bunnies available.

    • Joe Beese
    • TJ Barke

      Or plead the fifth…

      • jesterpunk

        Hey I hear from Turnip and Flynn that pleading the 5th means you are guilty and should be locked up.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I expect that he wants the public hearing so he can say repeatedly that he can’t answer questions in public. Because if he actually lies, he’s in trouble.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Yup but this time it could have serious consequences so it will be fun in the end.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      except this time the magic word will be “perjury”

    • puredog

      That’s an interesting question. I loathe Sessions enormously, and was thus surprised when he came out and said “I got good advice that I should recuse, and so I will.” Couple that with the fact that Franken considers him “a good friend” — though Al’s down with borking him as needed — and I concede that there MIGHT be a little more to old Jeffy than meets the eye. Mind you, I don’t like thinking this, but there are too many grays in life to completely rule it out.

  • DesertedPictures

    Even if you have no morals in your government function, you still have a big Trump-dilemma: If you don’t take his calls, you might get fired. But if you do, you might go to jail in the end.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Catch 22 right there.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        That’s some catch, that Catch-22.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          From the day someone of the administration getting convicted and doing actual jail time we will rename it to catch-45

          • Indivisible Snark Tank

            Completely O/T, but the geek in me loves shit like this: It would be appropriate to rename it to Catch-45, since Catch-22 was itself not the first choice. It was actually supposed to be Catch-18, but the publishers thought that was too close to another book that came out at the same time, Leon Uris’ Mila-18. So they brainstormed and rejected Catch-11 and Catch-14 (which was deemed “not a funny number”) before settling on Catch-22.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          The best there is!

    • Maggielle

      Yeah but John Dean eventually blew the whistle, and yes, he spent some months in federal prison, but he returned to society with useful things to say, and several book contracts, so doing the right thing isn’t necessarily the end of the damn world. (I wonder if he has the right to vote? I assume so since he has the means and knowledge to have made it happen through legal action and appeals and shit. But he is an ex-felon.)

      • Maggielle

        PS: looked it up. The right to vote is reinstated after expiration of the sentence.

        • Paul

          I think those laws are state specific.

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald bloviating on tv. Will chronic nauseous conditions and chronic embarrassment be covered under Trumpcare?

    • Crystalclear12

      No, preexisting condition from 11/8/2016.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “I believe the James Comey leaks will be far more prevalent than anyone ever thought possible. Totally illegal? Very ‘cowardly!’ ” Trump said in a tweet Sunday.

    Asshole, if Comey really were a coward he would have STFU and done your bidding FFS.

    You’re welcome.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/baae234eef8439761688067bd36e75ed28ece958e8e26ddf96bea5dc207c3543.jpg

    • DesertedPictures

      Oh but the right has been doing the coward thing backwards for years. “You are a coward for wanting to let refugees into the country”, is my ‘favorite’ hypocricy..

      • Villago Delenda Est

        When the right speaks of cowardice, it is projection.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        Objectivist “ethics”. Its Ayn Rand all the way down.

    • NastyBossetti

      I don’t really understand the usage of “prevalent” here. They’re going to be more widespread in society? They’re going to be more popular? More frequent?

      • Bemused

        He has all the words. All the best words. Does he know what they mean? Eh. Maybe.

      • puredog

        “Pre-valent.” He’s making a chemistry joke, though his punctuation is predictably atrocious. C’mon, keep up.

        • NastyBossetti

          I’d try, but I’m closer to the “giving up” end of the spectrum than the “keeping up” end at this very moment.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Honest Don was just making sure the rest of his used car salesmen were gonna meet their sales quota for the month.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Like those PIs he sent to Hawaii. I wonder if they’re back yet?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Still finding things “you won’t believe”.
        Like the best Mai Tais on Oahu.

        That’s what I’d be doing, at least until Donnie’s check bounced.

  • ariel_gee_398

    JFC no one is saying Donnie couldn’t fire Bharara. But trying to turn the DOJ into his personal hit squad owing fealty to him personally is just the teensiest bit problematic.

  • Lurkylu

    dammit i love this guy. And he is part of the inspiration for the Paul Giammotti character in Billiions as NY DA investigating financial fraud. the show throws in a kinky bondage club habit — i think that must be creative license (or…?)

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Come for the kinky bondage, stay for the financial fraud investigation. It might work – and TLC or the “History” Channel would surely deliver it to the dumbfuck demographic.

      • marxalot

        Hay, that only happened at one of my parties.

    • tomamitai

      In my opinion, the Giamatti character Chuck Rhoades hates Axe not out of any sense of justice, but because he’s not part of the old money aristocracy and has nothing but contempt for them and the way they do business. If Axelrod showed them respect and honored their old-boys’ network and helped them make money they would tolerate him and pretend to, though not really, welcome him as one of their own.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    And on “Fox News Sunday,” Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel said that she believes the president’s version of events over Comey’s — but then she speculated.

    “Say his version is true, and he said, the president said: ‘I hope you let this go,’ ” she said. “Listen, I’m a mom of kids. There’s a difference between saying ‘I hope you do your homework’ and ‘Go do your homework.’

    Really? Because I know what would have happened had I disappointed my mom’s hope that I would do my homework. Let’s just say I would not have gotten the two scoops of ice cream that POTUS gets FFS…

    • BigCSouthside

      They are already trying to undercut the investigation.

      Know what would do that? Tapes proving Comey wrong

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Know what won’t ever happen? Tapes proving Comey wrong.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      “I hope you do your homework, but if not, that’s fine.” Yeah. Sounds like every mom I know,

      BTW, Lady, this isn’t “he said/he said.” This is “he said/he said under oath.”

      • OneYieldRegular

        Homeschooling, obvs.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        To be fair, Donny offered to make it “He said under oath/he said under oath.”
        Like it would make a difference.

        Actually, if Donny lied under oath – as he would do without a nanosecond’s hesitation – it would be grounds for impeachment. Maybe we should encourage him to testify, which would likely result in Kasowitz dying of an aneurism.

        • puredog

          Can’t we sign a petition or something? To watch a prepared prosecutor cross-examine Trump would truly imperil my laundry bills.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Jesus fucking christ. Every one of the excuses is more pathetic than the last one.

    • Shibusa

      Nice little job you’ve got there, Mr. Comey. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      Let’s say, and why not, that I am a senior manager in a small company. I report directly to the owner. He is my boss. If he says to me, with or without witnesses, “I hope you get those spreadsheets done by Wednesday,” he’s not expressing a fond wish. He’s telling me, “go do this, and do it now.” There is no wiggle room when a boss expresses a “hope,” unless it’s “I hope it doesn’t rain on the company picnic.”

    • Hollandaise

      There is a difference -if my Mom said “go do your homework” it would be fine and normal. If she said “I hope you do your homework” shit was NOT going to be ok if I didn’t.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      If my mom had said to me “I hope your homework is done,” I’d have freaking RUN to my room to finish it, because that was baaaad.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    During an April 6 speech at Cooper Union for the Advancement of Science and Art, he mocked Trump’s oft-repeated pledge to “drain the swamp.”

    “To drain a swamp you need an Army Corps of Engineers, experts schooled in service and serious purpose, not do-nothing, say-anything neophyte opportunists who know a lot about how to bully and bluster but not so much about truth, justice and fairness,” he said.

    Zing!

    • Skaarphy

      Wow. Good one.

    • armed_bears

      “Paging George Washington Goethals and Dr. William C. Gorgas.”

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You left out the best part:
      “You don’t drain a swamp with a slogan. You don’t drain it by replacing one set of partisans with another. You don’t replace muck with muck.”

  • Shibusa

    O/T but the Repubs are making a move on Trumpcare–and it’s basically the god-awful House bill.
    https://twitter.com/IndivisibleTeam/status/874231101736321024

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      And this is why they will nver impeach him. Every time he opens his mouth he provides a new smoke screen for the works of Satan’s minions.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And tax cuts for the parasite overclass.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          They are absolutely desperate to get their O-Care repeal. It’s the lynchpin to all their other pillaging of the poor and middle class

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Pfft. It’s a tax cut. No other considerations are necessary.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Don’t blame Satan. He wants nothing to do with Trump. Trump’s presence in Hell would just give Hell a bad reputation.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          At least Satan is competent

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Yeah his hotels are worse than the place where Wagner resides

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Hey now … I never actually give instructions. I merely provide the opportunity – in this case, the opportunity to get about 5 cents in campaign contributions per American thrown off of health insurance.

          (Being cost-effective is part of my job.)

    • TJ Barke

      Hooray! I can’t wait to die from a treatable disease!

      • Dudleydidwrong

        It will be for a good cause, however. A manufacturer of gold-plated toilets was able to hire another employee because of his tax bill reduction. Also, too, a private jet aircraft manufacturer sold another plane equipped with that gold plated toilet. See? MAGA. (Or is that MAGGOT?)

        • God Emperor Emeritus

          Is that employee a stock broker? And are you counting the fact that he fired five tax evasion accountants that he didn’t need anymore?

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance

    The classical meaning of the word ‘idiot fits Donnie to a ‘T’. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/12/opinion/trump-and-the-true-meaning-of-idiot.html

    • SqueakyRat

      The classical meaning of “idiot” is approximately “malignant narcissist.”

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald TVing his cabinet meeting. I’ve attended less cringeworthy 7th grade student council meetings.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I was enjoying a blissful weekend of not paying attention to what fresh heinous fuckery was going on in this regime, but, like all good things, this slacking has come to its end. Of course, there was the Preet B stuff. And the RNC chairmoron calling for the Russia investigation to end. And the tweets from Predisent Asshole. And the –
    Fuck it. I really didn’t get the weekend off.

  • armed_bears

    “Also, spellcheck….” Former federal officials rock!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That was a nice burn – we won’t be hearing from that jagoff anytime soon.

  • Knowing that we got a massive investigation into the dismissal of a travel office agent, it sort of goes without saying that if President Hillary Clinton pulled any of these stunts on the FBI director or the US attorney, we’d already be having impeachment trials scheduled.

    Trump is pretty much right. He could murder someone in public on camera and get away with it.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      He could murder someone in public on camera and deny it, and the Trumpanzees would deny what their liebrul lying eyes had shown them.
      As for getting away with it … we’d need at least 18 months of Cogressional hearings, where the GOPtards would have questions about who “leaked” the murder to the cops.

    • armed_bears

      Absolutely correct.

    • tomamitai

      With this Congress, the impeachment hearings would have started before Hillary was sworn in. Didn’t they pretty much say that during the campaign?

  • Shibusa

    https://twitter.com/PreetBharara/status/874111538231214080
    Let’s hope some Dems on this committee communicate Mr. Bharara for question ideas.

  • anon_the_great

    Is it just me but doesn’t Preet Baraha look like he could be cast as a villain in a superheroes movie?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      It’s just you. He doesn’t even resemble Tom Hiddleston.

      • I’ve had Henry IV part two paused on my computer for about 10 days now. This is NOT because it’s paused with tom hiddleston mostly naked in a sauna.

        It is because I’m trying to get myself psyched to watch Henry IV part two.

    • Wookie Monster

      You must be thinking of Roger Stone.

    • tomamitai

      “No, Mister President, I expect you to fire me and 45 other U.S. attorneys!”
      Nah, not menacing enough for a movie villain.

  • Hollandaise

    As a woman of a certain age, and someone deeply perturbed by what passes as leadership right now, I have found myself uncomfortably attracted to Mr. Bharara and Mr. Comey. I blame the fact that, unlike some public figures, they can manage to put together several semi-intelligible sentences at a time and do so without revealing horrifying bigotry and pathetic insecurities. Low bar. Sigh.

    • Edith Prickly

      I feel it too, sister. A low bar indeed.

    • therblig

      hopefully, some of those public figures will be putting together consecutive sentences.

    • Maggielle

      I’d greet Mr. Comey respectfully, but he’s gonna be way back in line behind Preet, Paul Krugman, either or both Obamas, M. Macron, and Justin Trudeau. Oh, and Sally Yates.

  • Edith Prickly

    As of yet, the president has not weighed in to call Bharara a sad loser or to tell some Russians that getting rid of him was the smartest thing he’s ever done, but it’s only Monday morning.

    Tweetstorm calling Bharara a coward and a p*ssy just like low-energy James Comey in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

  • Ilgattomorte

    When I worked for Trump,he’d call me all of the time. He’d always talk in euphemisms like, “I hope I never hear about you talking about us”, or “Remember I expect complete loyalty from my people”, or sometimes, “I would hate to have to do something because you disappointed me”. Lots of times he’d call just to see how I was doing, to make sure I was okay and to remind me that life was short. He was just that kind of concerned boss. Eventually, I began to feel uncomfortable with the whole thing so I had to leave.

    It’s a shame, because it was a great job working as his barber. Well, barber is kind of a broad term. In truth it was more a recipe than a haircut.

    • Cock Blockula

      If your name is really Sweeney Todd, you missed your chance and we shall never forgive you.

  • puredog

    “Also, spellcheck.”
    Yeah, he DID get POSOTUS wrong.

  • Persistent Demme

    Trump: “Nice office you have there, Preet. I hope nothing bad happens to it.”

    I’m sick of him pulling this NY real-estate style of mob-ish intimidation.
    Sorry, bully-boy, that’s not how it works in DC.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    All they had to say is that Trump was calling him as a courtesy and to give him a heads up that they decided to to get rid of all the last administration’s attorneys, and he really wished Bharara had taken the call but wished him well. Trump’s thugs suck at PR.

    • Andrea Karim

      Seriously! I was thinking how easy it would be to defend this from the other side. What a bunch of maroons.

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