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Okay so we here at Wonkette usually don’t light our hair on fire and start throwing around words like fascism but what the fuck did we just watch, did you see that, holy shit.

Donald Trump, who is still unfortunately technically the president, has just had a Cabinet meeting, on live TV. Also technically. The Cabinet was gathered, at least. I am not sure that was a meeting. That seemed more like the filming of a scene from Caligula, or possibly Who’s Nailin’ Paylin. By the time Betsy DeVos was finished I was taking notes on the next-level fellatory technique on display.

They went around the table and everyone said how honored they were to be working with Trump. In front of the press. After which Trump complained about how the Democrats were being very mean in that they won’t confirm the people he hasn’t nominated, and also on account of him being the world’s most malignant narcissistic lickspittle. The single saving grace for that Cabinet was that if you have to suck a dick in public, at least Trump’s is a tiny one.

You think I’m joking but Reince Priebus actually channeled a Mormon talking to his stake president when he addressed Trump, thanking him for the blessing of working for him on behalf of all the senior staff.

 

HE THANKED HIM FOR HIS BLESSINGS. Now, I write for a living. It is my job to have words to describe a thing properly and to convey the essence of something to the reader. If you are to walk away from this with a firm understanding of what happened in this meeting, here it is: WHAT THE HIGH HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

 

We here at Wonkette try never to stray too far into hyperbole but if we can be serious just for a second, this is some tin-pot dictator shit. This is a Potemkin Cabinet meeting. This is the video you put out after your Kickstarter project has been delayed twice and you need everyone to know your devs haven’t totally abandoned you. This was a snuff film for the notion of American democracy. I would expect more subtlety from the love child of Freddie Mercury and Kim Jong Il.

Thank Christ a few of them, Mattis in particular, were smart enough to lavish praise on how much they loved working for the people in their departments, which is an obvious duck but of course His Most Acute Of Insecurities didn’t fucking notice. One assumes that multisyllabic words are difficult for Trump.

Anyway, this is like a movie about some fascist dystopia, and it’s generally not a good sign when that’s a thing you say with increasing frequency! We are sure a full video will be posted sometime soon and we will try to find it for you when that happens!

[UPDATE: here is more video. It doesn’t get better.]

 

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  • ManchuCandidate

    The Money shot was rubles.
  • The Wanderer

    (winces, because There. Are. No. Words.)

  • jodyleek

    God, he’s King Lear – tell me how much you love me or else!

  • canes_pugnaces

    This has reached the point of straight-up state propaganda. It is incredibly disturbing. What’s next? Military parades and public executions.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      He wanted a military parade at his Inauguration. The Pentagon told him no, based on three reasons:

      1. Would have to bring in the vehicles from other posts
      2. Vehicles would damage the streets of DC
      3. Americans do not do shit like Nazis and Communists did/do.

      • Explody Brain

        Yep. The Soviets/Nazis/North Koreans doing this is about showing power to cower THEIR OWN PEOPLE. We don’t roll like that. (Yet.)

    • FlemmishSpy

      Did he attend a beheading in Saudi Arabia? His first hard-on in years.

    • FlownΩver

      Let’s see if any of the news outlets develop the cojones or the good sense to quit covering this crap. In space no one can hear you suck.

  • blarg

    I tried to watch this. I got 26 seconds in before I couldn’t take his megalomania anymore and had to turn it off.

  • Professor Fate

    Variation on old joke “Enough of how much I love me, how much do you love me?”

  • fawkedifiknow

    Tell us again, Donnie, how you would never demand loyalty from Comey. Because, “who does that?”

    You, you consummate dumb fuck.

  • memzilla Ω

    Times like this make me miss the strong stable leadership of Paul von Hindenburg.
    –recycled comments from 1933 that sound frighteningly prophetic now

  • Joe Beese

    NYT: A second appeals court rules against “I Can’t Believe It’s A Travel Ban”.

  • Gorillionaire

    …….but her emails?

  • BMW

    In fairness, we already knew this administration sucked.

  • marxalot

    Cult of personality, paging the cult of personality, will the cult of personality please pick up the white courtesy phone.
    (it’s not a good personality, mind you.)

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Provided immediately above you!

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Man, if this guy had an ounce of charm or a smattering of intelligence, we could be really screwed.

      Sure he’s evil, but he’s also stupid.
      Sure he’s corrupt, but he’s also incompetent.
      Sure he’s autocratic, but his own staff is constantly undermining him.

      It’s like we’re playing a waiting game until 2018; will the R’s find a way to dump him and save their majorities in congress, or take their chances to inflict even more damage on the working classes.

  • FlownΩver

    Thank you, sir! May I have another?

    What a collection of sycophants! I’ll wager not one of them will ever offer an original suggestion for their respective departments, for fear of stealing the limelight from His Orangeness.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Oh great – so where in DC is there a wall big enough for the inevitable giant portrait of Dear Leader?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, they can bring that hotel in from Saudi where they did exactly that.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Has anyone looked into the theory that we are living in a distinct universe from the wingnuts and the only point of commonality is government? Because this is just so far from even remotely close to true that I can’t understand how someone – even someone who lies and self-aggrandizes like a common Trump – could say it unless he’s living in an alternate universe.
    https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/874284208386187264

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I think he’s behind on renaming post offices right now. Behind William Henry Harrison.

    • PubOption

      Missouree and Missourah have been in that situation for years.

  • Villago Delenda Est
  • anwisok
    • Joe Beese

      I’m happy with them doing as little as possible.

      • anwisok

        Well, yeah. There is that.

    • SnarkON

      OMG their adorable little faces.

  • Joe Beese
  • Mehmeisterjr

    We join in praising Our One and True Honored Leader and will gladly trade our reputations all our scoops of ice cream for the pleasure of smelling his glorious farts which are akin to the odor of rose petals.

    • Paul

      And come out of his glorious butt in little pink clouds.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Well, this does not surprise me. Donald’s people know what will happen if they don’t kiss his ass, you know…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3ce5094e4e65271d70670e55ef7505a2dae355be7483748499c40fe4a3c903c0.jpg

  • Vincent Ricola

    If someone would’ve told me in 2015 that I’d be living under a Donald fucking Trump dictator regime where we have to shower him with fake praise and tell him his ideas aren’t terrible and our institutions would need to ignore his blatant corruption, all in less than 2 years, I’d have peed my pants from laughing. Now I pee from anger.

    • laughingnome

      Some pee from laughing, some pee from rage, and some pee for money….Carter Page?

      • Cock Blockula

        Some pee to forget…

    • SnarkON

      You might want to have that checked out.

  • ltmcdies

    and in downtown Washington this happened
    https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/874304243993382912

  • Jo Mathie

    Are they all robots? They’re robots aren’t they. Their skinned corpses are in a wardrobe somewhere and Pence has grafted their skin onto some of the Stepford Wives Robots only with worse hair.

  • Joe Beese

    President Trump’s private lawyer Marc Kasowitz has advised White House staffers—who are not his clients—not to retain their own lawyers, according to the New York Times. Kasowitz has also reportedly broken the long-standing protocol that presidents’ private attorneys operate through the White House Counsel’s office and don’t engage directly with other government employees whom they do not represent. These guidelines exist to make sure the staffers understand their rights and do not feel pressured to cooperate with their bosses’ private counsel. Kasowitz’s spokesperson told the Times these claims are “inaccurate” but refused to comment further.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/kasowitz-trump-white-house-legal-advice

    Let us know how that works out for you.

    • Terpsichord

      Besides the massive conflict of interest, nothing to see here.

    • SayItWithWookies

      I don’t know about you, but if Assmouth’s personal lawyer told me I don’t need a lawyer, I’d be grabbing my phone and calling one before he could say yooge.

      • Joe Beese

        You wouldn’t trust Trump to look after you?

    • Shanzgood

      Holy crap. More “nice job you have there, be a shame if something happened to it if” stuff.

    • The Green Bastard

      I wanna see Cohen & Kasowitz spin til they can’t​ spin no more, finally see the 40-foot high writing on the wall, sell Twitler down the river & end up disbarred & in prison all the same.

  • Anna Rompage

    I wonder how long it will be before our Dear Leader uses anti aircraft missiles to blow up those who don’t kowtoe to his ego & ever evolving aganda…

  • azeyote

    well if he feels that he’s accomplished more greatest things ever than anyone before he can step down as the bestest greatest president with the biggest hands and go away – or he can stick around and see how a pair of handcuffs – that don’t come with pee hookers – feels as he goes down in shame –

    • capnkrunch

      I wonder if they make small enough handcuffs or if they would have to special order some.

      • Antonin Dvorak

        They’d just use zip-ties.

        • Bobathonic

          Oh right, they make those really small.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Crazy thing is, he could do just that, declare victory and go home, and probably everything against him would be dropped. A little quid-pro-quo agreement with Pence regarding pardoning and he’s off scott-free.

  • Terpsichord

    If any of them had an ounce of self-respect or decency, they would resign.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      If they had a nanoounce. Of course, they don’t.

    • Bobathonic

      If they had those things, they would not have been selected.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      They can’t/ Trump is such a pariah that having worked for him is a one way ticket to unemployment.

    • Anna Rompage

      It’s too late, all of these people will be tainted for life, so my guess is they are figuring it’s best to stick with it, and maybe get some sort of financial benefit from being in the positions they are in…..

      • The Green Bastard

        Ain’t none of you getting lakefront dachas, you stupid pieces of shit.

  • snigsy

    I don’t tweet, but I wish people everywhere would, en masse, tweet “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” If enough people did it, he might pay attention.

    • jodyleek

      He’d take it as a compliment.

    • Anna Rompage

      Made in China, using funding from Russian backed interests…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Offered for retail in the US under the “Ivanka Trump” brand.

    • SnarkON

      You’d lose him at “emperor.”

    • cmd resistor

      He wouldn’t have a clue. They never made into a movie, did they?

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      I’d say better to Tweet or EMail Congress with the quote:

      Treason doth never prosper: what ’s the reason?
      Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

  • armed_bears

    I do not know how these folks can swallow the hypocrisy.

    • Bobathonic

      Like some other reptiles, their jaws unhinge.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      I’m not even sure they recognize it.

  • Edith Prickly

    If this is going to be a regular thing, I’m sure he will be asking people to vote each other off the Cabinet and/or pick who’s getting You’re Fired that day. What a fucking putz.

  • Bobathonic
  • SnarkON

    They should have Hooters waitresses in there fanning Trump with palm fronds.

  • tomamitai

    If Rince Prius had said ” thanks for the opportunity to serve the American people through your agenda” I’d disagree with him but still have some respect for him. Putting Trump first in that sentence is just ass kissing the narcissist-in-chief.

  • canes_pugnaces
  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    We’re almost at Louis XIV level of ass-kissing.
    “What time is it?”
    “Any time your majesty requests, sir.”

  • laughingnome

    Who delicately dipped the grapes into Trump’s imperious maw?

  • BrianW

    Well, say what you want but at least the guy on Trumpolni’s right in the bottom video was smart enough to join the Presidential Tie of the Month club. His death will be a humane one.

  • Joe Beese

    President Donald Trump on Monday touted his administration’s legislative achievements while chastising Democrats for being “obstructionist,” saying that even if he and the Republicans had “greatest bill in the history of the world on health care,” it would still fail to garner any votes from Senate Democrats. …

    He additionally stressed the need to “starve the beast” of Obamacare in order to garner more public support for the Republican-backed bill.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/12/trump-obamacare-repeal-bill-democrats-239428

    He’ll prove yet that it doesn’t work!

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    Jesus H Mahogany Fucking Jones on a Pogo Stick.

    That’s pretty much all I can think to say.

  • schmannity

    Praise Trump from whom all blessings flow.
    Praise him 1%ers and riff raff below.
    Praise him above ye Heavenly Host (as if someone is above Trump).
    Praise Trump, his sons and something that rhymes with Ivanka.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Kissing the ring of Don CorleOrange.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Why, the intelligence quota summed in that group must approach 100.

    • Maree Martin

      Awwwww you’re sweet being so generous.

  • Professor Fate

    So when does he start making speeches from a balcony while crowds yell “Duce! Duce! Duce!”

    • jesterpunk

      Are you sure the crowd isnt yelling “Dunce! Dunce! Dunce!”?

      • Professor Fate

        From Black Adder the 3rd
        The Prince: “Why just the other day they were saying ‘we hail Prince George, We hail Prince George”
        Black Adder: “We hate Prince George, We hate Prince George.”

    • laughingnome

      Douche! Douche! Douche!

      • Maree Martin

        Yep, he in fact IS Il Douche

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Ill Douche.

          • Bobathonic

            He’s the illest douche, believe me.

    • Vecchioivan

      When does he start air-brushing people out of official photos?

      • Professor Fate

        After July per the reports.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    I’m totally confuzed – isn’t this video from two months ago?

    • KillerMartinis

      it is confusing! There was a DIFFERENT first cabinet meeting a couple months ago. I haven’t sorted out why this is being billed as the first one.

  • Joe Beese

    President Donald Trump on Monday said he plans to hold a news conference “in two weeks” on the fight against the Islamic State.

    “We’ve had tremendous success against ISIS in our fight in the Middle East, where we’re doing very, very well,” Trump said Monday in remarks to the media during a Cabinet meeting at the White House. “We’re gonna be having a news conference in two weeks on that fight, and you’ll see numbers that you would not have believed. And frankly, if you look back to even six months ago, you wouldn’t have believed it was possible.” …

    Bloomberg last week highlighted the president’s propensity to set — and miss — deadlines for “two weeks.” Missed self-imposed two-week deadlines include a tax plan, a $1 trillion infrastructure plan, a decision on whether to pull the U.S. of out a global climate pact and the news conference on ISIS.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/12/trump-isis-news-conference-239427

    • jesterpunk

      Wait wasnt ISIS defeated in January? I thought Trump had a super sekret plan to defeat them that he couldnt tell us because pee hooker leakers?

    • Bemused Australian

      Don’t forget his evidence that Obama’s birth certificate was a fake, the shocking revelations about wiretapping of Trump Tower, and so on. Anyone would think he was operating on some sort of reality TV schedule.

  • C4TWOMAN

    Worst. Reality. Show. Ever.

    • Proud Liberal

      I wish the season finale would come quickly!

      • C4TWOMAN

        Cross fingers it’ll get cancelled!

  • snigsy

    Which one is Groom of the Stool?

    • tomamitai

      AOT,K!

    • Vecchioivan

      Lord Privy Seal?

  • BigCSouthside

    When does he drop the facade and start wearing the gaudy fascist dictator uniform?

    • Oblios_Cap

      He could wear his good housekeeping medal.

  • BrianW

    Well, say what you want but at least the guy on Trumpolni’s right in the photo was smart enough to join the Presidential Tie of the Month club. His death will be a humane one.You know, this guy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e1225d02ba91bd68aa28986baa3076a116fc8031538274757f6272916f7d9e7.jpg

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    OT – Mark the Calendar, My Lovelies: Miz Anna wore Flats today, a truly rare occurrence.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d8626a86c1ed99d97d4a6056a694eb1df892bdb35666a5f735a135b2637a9002.jpg

    I still got a lot of attention, tho. I am unsure as to why.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      ’tis a mystery for the ages, m’dear. ;)

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        xD I bought Milk and Eyeliner at Target – “Baby’s Got Black!” How adorable is that name? – and the couple in checkout ahead of me, the guy kept checking me out, and then getting all “SRS Face” when his partner looked at him.

    • Yr. Gma

      Good legs.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Could be those great gams–yowza!

    • Bemused Australian

      Fluoro shoelaces? Tsk.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        They were cheap, and matched my Rainbow Dash costume. xD

    • The Green Bastard
  • Proud Liberal

    Meanwhile, the Senate is going to take your healthcare away!

  • Yr. Gma

    Oh where is the patriot with a good aim? (Votes, etc., etc.)

    • Bemused Australian

      Hopefully in the Secret Service. I’m told they vote.

    • janecita

      Where is Cassius Chaerea when you really need him?

  • laughingnome

    Trump has jumped the shark.

    • Proud Liberal

      He’s gone down the rabbit hole!

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      CORREX – Trump has grabbed the Shark by the Pussy.

    • Bemused Australian

      Nah, he’d have fallen over and become dinner. He just likes to brag that he jumped the shark.

  • La forza del resistino

    Most embarrassing Oval Office moment since Monica said I blew it.

  • Oblios_Cap

    So he’s finally getting around to holding Cabinet Meetings? 4 months into his term?

    • C4TWOMAN

      Last time they tried, Kellyanne had to retrieve the Orange One from Lowe’s where he’d gotten lost wandering the kitchen aisle.

      I’ll see myself out…..

    • Crystalclear12

      Well, they just found the light switches.

      • Shanzgood

        That will never not be funny.

  • prommie

    That boy just aint right.

    • Proud Liberal

      He is a psychopathic megalomaniac.

  • laughingnome

    Trump: a president too gross for porn parody.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Was Dr. Strangelove there?

  • laughingnome

    So when he met with the cabinet did he search around for his hemorrhoid cream?

  • janecita

    I refuse to watch the video. Fuck that guy, and his unholy horde of sycophants!

    • Bemused Australian

      I watched most of it on CNN. It was bloody awful.

  • C4TWOMAN

    OMG I just noticed..the have name placer thingys. WTF? They need to be reminded where they sit?

    • Bobathonic

      Assumes they can read.

    • laughingnome

      Most read “Anonymous” or “Embarrassed”. Some read “Suicidal.”

    • Bemused Australian

      Donald can’t be expected to remember his minions’ names.

      • Jukesgrrl

        Yes, remember he never even met some of them until his Russian handlers told him to nominate them.

    • cmd resistor

      Seems like they have those in a lot of his “so-called meetings.” Every time I see a picture of a “meeting” at the WH, it looks fake to me.

    • ltmcdies

      next cabinet meeting…they battle for the chairs

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDcu7_HmkOg

      • cmd resistor

        Or they could just do regular Musical Chairs.

        • Suttree

          Whoever doesn’t get a chair is fired.

          • cmd resistor

            And picking the musical numbers could be fun.

      • SisterArtemis

        oh thanks for posting that clip – I’d forgotten about it. The look on Varys’ face is priceless.

      • Rachel Book Harlot

        I’d love to see the outtakes of this.

    • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance

      So Trump remembers who they are.

      • C4TWOMAN

        But he can’t read!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Judging from the racial composition of the Cabinet, it’s no wonder they call it the White House.

  • MAZS

    and pray tell, why the f**k did any of the networks broadcast it?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Why is it that when Democrats have an agenda it’s intoned as Armageddon, but when the Republicans have an agenda it’s intoned as Heaven sent?

    • BigCSouthside

      They are the party of Jesus. We are godless lib commie Muslim satanist baby killin un American traitors

      • Jukesgrrl

        Sometimes the agenda is even gay.

  • Without the laugh track it just doesn’t hit with the same gravitas.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Monty Python anticipated Trump 40 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdNCEL5JKF8

  • Crystalclear12

    Everything’s fine, really.
    * looks up requirements for Canadian citizenship, puts ” learn French” on to do list*
    Everything’s fine.

    • Jennaratrix

      I think you mean “C’est si bon.”

      • SqueakyRat

        Or at least “Ca va”

        (sorry no cedilla)

    • Suttree

      I had sex with a Canadian once. Do I get any points for that? I lived in a Canadia adjacent state also, too.

      • Crystalclear12

        I suppose that depends on how good the sex was?

        • crisptickle

          probably sucked

  • Jane Dominowski

    SINCE FDR!?!? And no one stopped him! We are doomed.

  • Jennaratrix

    It’s just so damn EMBARRASSING. I mean, horrifying and gross and disturbing, but the cringe factor is SO. HIGH.

    • cmd resistor

      Embarrassing is a word I find myself using a lot these days. And Horrifying.

  • TJ Barke

    But of course liberals are the ones that worship “dear leader”…

    • Edith Prickly

      Yes, we were glued to the TV in slack-jawed wonder when Obama televised his Cabinet meetings. Oh wait, THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

      • cmd resistor

        And if it had, it might have been interesting and not vomit-inducing.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I just got around to watching the clip:

    “It’s a big fat beautiful negotiation.”

    Who writes this drivel?

  • Spurning Beer

    I think Donald picked up some pointers in Saudi Arabia about how to treat a king.

    • Edith Prickly

      Where’s the orb?

      • Bemused Australian

        I don’t know, but hopefully Robert Mueller will be able to find out.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Probably in Betsy’s mouth covered in…oh, you were talking about that Saudi thing. My mistake.

      • laughingnome

        Up Trump’s rump?

  • georgiaburning

    That room will need to be steam cleaned.

  • CripesAmighty

    That was the most repellent display of sycophantic degeneracy I have ever seen. The stench of predatory menace just belched forth.

  • Lefty Wright

    How come 110% of wonkers know this is total bullshit but Republicans call it an example of leadership?

    • BigCSouthside

      I think republicans have secretly yearned for a king for some time

      • Bemused Australian

        Sideshow Bob agrees on the King thing

        https://youtu.be/fXU2vZTTeMU

      • CripesAmighty

        They’re not looking for a king. Rather, a despot to smite the heathens in revenge for making them feel stupid lo, these many years.

    • jesterpunk

      IOKIYAR?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    If orgasm is reached
    You must impeach!

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Can you imagine these people in an actual emergency? Fuck! We’d be better off if he just choose people out of the diners at Mar to serve on his cabinet.

  • andyshelt

    “Trump gives Priebus until July 4th to clean up White House”
    And when he has finished the task of cleaning out the mountains of bullshit from the Augean Stables that is the Trump White House, Reince “Hercules” Preibus will only have another 7 impossible labours to perform!

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/11/donald-trump-reince-priebus-deadline-239411

    • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

      Jared libelz!!1!

    • NastyBossetti

      I don’t see how Priebus is going to get rid of the president by then, but I wish him all the luck in the world!

  • Internet Hitler
    • Le Covfefe Royal

      Black Manta was totally falling asleep in that meeting.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”

    I remain shocked that film did not win Best Documentary.

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      That is quite a film, I agree. Lisa Ann is an under-appreciated star.

  • Internet Hitler
    • laughingnome

      Jared wear’s a fez?

      • PubOption

        To show that he’s in charge of Middle East policy.

  • IdiokraticDrumpfenResistance

    How I feel about Cheeto and his cabinet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbjPOgRtyA

  • Mavenmaven

    Of course, the next cabinet meeting will then go more like this: https://youtu.be/QHH9EYZHoVU

  • Notreelyhelping

    Maybe the seats have those Bond villain electrocution rigs. Everybody freaks out when Trump hits the Diet Coke button. Does Trump have a white cat on his lap?

    • PubOption

      Ivanka in a cat costume?

  • Ryan Denniston
  • x111e7thst

    Freddie Mercury?

  • Reximus

    Putin was teleconferenced in I assume?

    • laughingnome

      No, in Russia Putin teleconferences you.

  • Bitter Scribe

    My ancient browser can’t play the videos. That’s probably a good thing.

  • CripesAmighty
  • President in Exile Firefly

    Wow, I’ve never seen so much ball washing outside of a golf course.

  • Ilgattomorte

    A few headlines about the meeting from around the news (not joking):

    Donald Trump just held the weirdest Cabinet meeting ever
    – CNN
    Donald Trump Hosts Propaganda Cabinet Meeting To Bask In Praise …
    – Crooksandliars
    President Trump’s first Cabinet meeting was extraordinarily bizarre
    – The Week Magazine
    Trump holds first meeting of full Cabinet, pledges prosperity for Americans
    – The Washington Times

    One of these things is not like the other.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      I’m glad to see the rest of the sane world could see how freaking crazy that was.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Is it me or is The Hair getting even worse? It looks like 100% Genuine Dynel Hair.

    • VirginiaLady

      Christmas tree angel hair stuff. Also too fiberglass.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Worse

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Video already on youtube…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXxO1iEWmhk

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Someone needs to pop a cap in Notorious B.I.G.L.Y.’s ass – with votes, of course

  • cheetojeebus

    This is not the porn we were looking for.

  • Bebecca

    Reince Priebus actually channeled a Mormon talking to his stake president when he addressed Trump, thanking him for the blessing of working for him on behalf of all the senior staff
    You’re making that up. Yes I’m sure Trump’s staff loves working for the boss who lies to them, undermines their decisions and throws them under the bus on a daily basis. But i’ll bet he gives a great bonus.

  • Rick Hill

    Off cam, muttering between baby cabinet members:
    “What the hell we supposed to be doing, exactly?”
    “Idk, just say some nice things about trump and shuffle some papers. Nod in agreement..just follow his lead”

  • DainBramage

    Publicly fellating Trump is part of the loyalty oath. It is known.

  • NastyBossetti

    Are all of these people on some kind of drugs?

  • Bebecca

    Am I just not remembering other presidents televising their cabinet meetings or is this a first?

    • NastyBossetti

      CNN thought it was weird: “It’s not the typical way presidents have convened the top members of their governments. Usually, a Cabinet meeting begins with short remarks from the President before more detailed talks among the group behind closed doors.”

    • canes_pugnaces

      This is a first. I didn’t watch The Apprentice but I am assuming it’s the same format.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Over 34 bills signed. Yup. That’s record breaking.

  • whitroth

    I’m not sure I *EVER* remember a Cabinet meeting televised. Maybe because there’s “confidential stuph” discussed…..

    Oh, Ghu, thanks *so* much, now I’ve got a pic of Betsy on her knees before Trumpolini actually doing him…. MAKE IT STOP!

    • Rick Hill

      “Look, everyone! I iz preznitial!”

  • Rick Hill

    Our corporate giveaways and their wish fulfillment is lagging but this time next yea we hope to have transferred a good portion of our nation’s responsibilities and oversights as well as natural resource management to private stewardship

  • Me The People

    Trump looks like someone considering the grimmest options

    https://www.theguardian.com/fromthearchive/story/0,,1078193,00.html

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