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[–]KansasWhoreStop by Walgreens to get your Santino flu shot! 964 ポイント965 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Comey: Oh baby, not my gay ass

[–]jasonporterBrady the Audio Guy 630 ポイント631 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Trump: Did you or did you not promise me loyalty?

Comey: WHEN??

Trump: I can't recall the exact words, but it really felt like you promised me loyalty.

Comey: oh girl don't do all that

[–]NinaLaPiratNina Bo'nina Brown 181 ポイント182 ポイント  (0子コメント)

-Trump side eyes during his speech at Comey trial-

Trump: THIS WAS MY MOMENT

[–]Nozomis_HonkersShea Couleé 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comey: if I see something, I say something.

[–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 310 ポイント311 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Comey did say he didn't change his facial expression.

[–]fripperePeppermint 271 ポイント272 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Comey: Is there something on my face?

[–]HartbitsWho you pointin' at? 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Botox

[–]TedyonceSally Sperm Posh Spice 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah

[–]backinredd 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

An orangutan

[–]PM-Your-Lady-Anus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read that as orangetan on the first glance

[–]RonnieGGShea Couleé 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Miss Trumpina, stop relying in that orangetan

[–]BrubndubnYour Tone Seems Very Pointed Right Now 715 ポイント716 ポイント  (14子コメント)

You're honest 💯, you're truthful 👰, you survey 👀 like J. Edgar Hoover 💃.. You're a lawyer 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is patriotic 💯! Did you release 💎 that statement? Oh, you're testifying 👱 ! They eat 🍽 him up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 he's on that damned 👹 senate floor🏁. He 😡ftsdbsds😣. He could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they'll 👥 be like 🗣: "James! 👰 Your honesty 👄 is required under oath! 😍".

[–]piroskiShea Couleé 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clap for this Hoover!

[–]battleborngoalieКатя/Саша 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Idk what timeline this is but I am LIVING FOR IT henny.

[–]esperterraTrinity Taylor 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gurl, I feel you, this shit has me crystallizing across 8 different timelines.

[–]Mrrobotico0 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the quality content I come here for

[–]cyunt 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really took me there bitch I just Latrice cackled

[–]ldn6Shea Couleé 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It works because J Edgar Hoover was a drag queen (seriously).

[–]mightyalrighty87Katya 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and Truman was partially raised as a girl....

[–]OffredsCloset 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Know this: there is a skinny gay boy who's sitting by a scanner outside a club somewhere in England "working" who laughed his ass off at this so much the bouncers came to see what's happening

[–]BrubndubnYour Tone Seems Very Pointed Right Now 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks and Work Fish! Fish and Chips!

[–]Geishalove 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

J Edgar Hoover for Season 10

[–]delusheTrinity Taylor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i am cackling at this and i have no one to show it to

[–]jkgatsbyhi Taco Bell yes are you hiring today? 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (0子コメント)

While you untuck backstage, the Senate Intelligence Committee and I will deliberate.

[–]GlamMoore 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is officially the most upvoted post in this subreddit's history, with over 8,000 upvotes. So wonderful to see so many of you paying attention to politics/what affects us; this shows we want to help our community (and everyone, too), and we aren't just tongue-popping or making "we were living while (insert names) were..." jokes, nor just interested in Tyra drama, etc. 👋

[–]BocajBritton[S] 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not bad for my first post :)

[–]valiyumTrinity Taylor 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

But you opened a portal to the_dickhead :(

[–]BocajBritton[S] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

By making the front page of Reddit, it exposed the show to more potential audience members, so it is for the greater good.

[–]OffredsCloset 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're basically Scientologists aka why waste your time even talking to them

[–]MistyBelladonnaPeppermint 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (27子コメント)

Honestly, though, it's time for this generation's Deep Throat. Where's Golden Shower when you need him?

[–]queenmemePeppermint 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jessica Wild was on season 2

[–]Fruit_Punch_Gatorade 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe there's a video of that already.

[–]D_o_HTrinity Taylor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very naive

[–]crepesquiavancentthe juiciest fruit 201 ポイント202 ポイント  (40子コメント)

im living, breathing trash for this but i just want james comey to love me and pay all my bills

[–]DandamantenSasha Velour 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Comey can come over anytime

[–]thankyeuwNina Bo'nina Brown 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's 6ft 8. he will impale you.

[–]DandamantenSasha Velour 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the point

[–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Comey can come on me anytime

Better joke. You're welcome.

[–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Did y'all forget about when Comey caused Trump to win by opening an investigation into Clinton's emails days before the election? Fuck that guy.

[–]fryreportingforduty 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Did you hear his reasonings why during the hearing yesterday? He explained himself really honestly. Bill meeting with Lynch on the plane didn't help at all, that shady move was all over the news and Comey felt he had to respond, so he even went to Lynch first on how to do it; she asked that he call it a matter instead of an investigation so he did.

There's no denying he helped shape public opinion — but Bill should not have been having secret meetings with the AG, at the same time Comey was being fed fake intel from the Russians. The man was between a rock and a hard place and made a call I don't agree with at all, but he wasn't doing it to fuck the country over. Trump winning cannot be blamed entirely on Comey, even if his letter was the final fatal punch to Clinton. But her campaign, the deplorables, Russian propaganda, and the DNC had been beating her chances up way before Comey stepped unknowingly into the ring.

[–]Young_Hickory 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I think he made the wrong call, but it was a tough call and I believe him that he made it honestly.

[–]AlwaysAlani 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right gurl. His damn fault we're in this mess. He gave all the Hillary-haters that tiny bit of validation they needed to throw away their humanity.

[–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Oh gurl no Hillary was going to lose no matter what. She could have ran against a corpse and she'd still lose

[–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

What are you talking about? She won the popular vote by millions.

[–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah in California.

She was a shit candidate. I still voted for her but I mean :\

[–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

She would be an amazing president. The only reason she isn't a good candidate is that so many people hate her(largely because of the decades of republicans dragging her through the mud and the more recent Russian fake news about her).

[–]oath2order🐍KATHY🐍 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ok sure.

[–]thebestdaysofmyflermPeppermint 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly though as long as you voter for her I don't care what your personal opinion is. Voting Clinton was the only sane move this election.

[–]wearefightersValentina 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I SAID I WON

[–]I_AM_A_SPORKKatya Zamolodchikova 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Spill that T Pee Gurl.

[–]Mrrobotico0 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm living for these political RPDR memes.

[–]springer_spanielSasha Velour 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also Theresa May to the British citizens

[–]companda0Sasha Velour 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump: I SAID I HOPE

[–]Time_to_DrinkTammie Brown 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hey, straight guy here. ELI5 why you guys put cocks up your asses? Thanks in advance"

[–]generickeAlaska Thunderfuck 5000 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The meme itself was hilarious. Then I read the most downvoted comments and laughed even more. I LOVE RPDR and its ability to take down trolls.

[–]YMCAleSasha Velour 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not gonna say nuthin to dat

[–]PandrezValentina 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I read "with the president" and assumed Obama ugh. :(

[–]woundedbreakfastNina Bo'nina Brown 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I assumed it was Ongina

[–]6-O-9👧👁️🍊🍆💦👁️👧 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

🇺🇸 Ongina 2020 🇺🇸

[–]itsmeherzegovinaValentina 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was Bob :c

[–]PhoenixHuskyShea Couleé 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trinity is everywhere! If SNL wasn't gonna get her the win, this sure will!

[–]M-roze 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump: I need loyalty.... Me: GOT ROYALTY INSIDE MY DNA

[–]Amicar 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahaha I'm living for this!!!

[–]ToliBI hope they all have a good time 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh be serious. we all know there's not enough to tuck.

[–]Rockcocky 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a quality shit . I'm rolling . I want to make a book; write the shit out of it. Love you . Babadook.

[–]OffredsCloset 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well if you like shit so much why don't you go and EAT SHIT

[–]robanders8MADAM BUTTERFLY TONOIGHT 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Babashook

[–]Choppin_Brokkoli 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (13子コメント)

What does "untucking" mean here?

[–]firebreathingyakSasha Velour 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (7子コメント)

This sub is for reality competition show Rupaul's Drag Race, which features drag queens who frequently 'tuck' their dicks (tape them between their legs) to give an illusion of femininity. The screen shot is taken from the behind-the-scenes companion show "Untucked", when the queens can relax, untuck, and talk shit to each other. So, long story short, it means just hanging out?

[–]undercome 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hanging out

Brilliant

[–]TheSunTheMoonNStars 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So many clever word plays in Ru's world and I'm so slow to pick up on them!!!

[–]SuperTallCraigFarrah Moan 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (0子コメント)

well, just so you know, most of the clever wordplay came from alexis michelle.

[–]agnesleclair 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god that's brilliant. I never noticed that or the squirrel friend play on words until I came to this sub.

[–]ianean94 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i live for when we have to translate all the buffoonery of drag lingo to visitors from /r/all.

[–]EvilrakePeppermint 99 ポイント100 ポイント  (3子コメント)

ITS A STRAIGHT!!! GET HIM!

[–]virmeretrixSasha Velour 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A nice cup of covfefe

[–]dsaitkenJaymes Mansfield 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Don't leave me alone with Trump"

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE UNDERMINED HILLARY YOU FUCKTARD

[–]ianean94 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has Trinity seen this meme??

[–]kelley2655 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Can we not refer to him as the President, please?

[–]___Skankhunt42___ 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (16子コメント)

/r/all here. This is a spicy meme, you may lose your dicks, but girls, you sure do have your wits. Bravo.

Sorry if you have been flooded by both trump & anti-trump supporters, this sub looks isolated and honest enough to not deserve any political cringe to come from Reddit. Enjoy your show and keep being spicy.

[–]puzzles13Trinity Taylor[🍰] 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Our dicks are doing just fine sitting right there between our buttcheeks thank you very much

[–]___Skankhunt42___ 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I see, you tuck it instead of doing a life-altering medical operation. Today, I definitely learned something new, this whole place is new. It's interesting what politics and memes do to bring people together.

[–]puzzles13Trinity Taylor[🍰] 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Okay, you're actually adorable so I'm not gonna be a cunt and actually explain to you what is going on in here. This sub is about drag queens, which are different from trans women. Although some identify as women, the majority of drag queens are gay men who just play dress up. They live normal lives as men, most have normal day jobs but they also have an alter ego, a drag persona which they put on when they are on stage. Drag is not about gender identity or some sort of sexual fetishization of femininity, it's an illusion for the sake of entertainment, be it the entertainment of a crowd or the queens' own entertainment since being in drag is a whole lot of fucking fun. It's basically the grown up version of playing in your mom's closet as a kid except that some people are good enough at it to make it an actual lucrative career

[–]LesbianCheerleadersTrinity Taylor 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No one should be taking u seriously with your username

[–]stlib 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh my god it's skankhunt42

[–]___Skankhunt42___ -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is! The real question is if I am a old Jewish dad or a young jewish kid :O

[–]onerousoomphTrinity Taylor 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ladies and gentlewomen please welcome to the stage, Skay Nakhunt.

[–]CelestialBlueSasha Velour 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thank you for the patronizing, causal transphobia nobody needed or asked for /s

Edit: I lowkey hate when we end up on the front page. The straights either troll or act like we need their approval. If you don't know how to kiki with people who are different from you without being a condescending asshole then just don't bother saying anything.

[–]mario_bro114 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a spicy meme, you surely do have your wits.

[–]misfitx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's so much like my dad it's ridiculous. Narcissists are the worst!

[–]sad_boy_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its in his DNA.

[–]Rockcocky -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

💩👄🍆😂