(cache) Urban Dictionary, June 11: Gronking

Jun 11

Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

#spiking #football #celebrating #celebration #touchdown

by NUChickens December 15, 2011

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Jun 10

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

via giphy

by rapunzabel April 06, 2017

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Jun 9

Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017

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Jun 8

baby bird hands

Handling someone/something with the upmost care. Being gentle.

Traveling with Rob is such a crapshoot that his delivery needs to be handled with Baby Bird Hands.

#kitten hands #kid hands

by Rehobothboy4life April 20, 2017

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Jun 7

Class Woody

A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.

"Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? ". "Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody."

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

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Jun 6

SNL-ed

SNL-ed
when a political or otherwise famous person does/says something so goofy that it requires them to be spoofed on Saturday Night Live.

After that speech, he is sure to be SNL-ed.

#goofed on #made fun of #satirized #additional 15 minutes of fame #teased on tv

by kddove February 25, 2009

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Jun 5

procaffinationdrugs

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.

Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.

#clucking #withdrawing #craving #confussed #need caffine

by Rikstir February 05, 2014

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