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I'm going to start this Official Game Theory Thread™ in a way few will expect - a story of me crying on the floor of my living room.

That's right, Large Professional White Dude in a Suit is going to talk about crying. And I ain't a damn bit ashamed, you would have too.

Here's where we are on June 10, 2017: Almost everything has come to pass that I heard about on November 9, 2016 starting at 4am.

The morning after the election, as soon as America was barely sober enough to let the panic cortisol wake them up, I got messages- bad ones.

See, many of us who Actually Know How Shit Works had been tracking this Trump-Russia mess from way out. All through 2016.

See, scumbag traitors like Mike Flynn - former DIA head who got turned by Russia - don't just end up in a presidential campaign. That's Bad.

US presidential candidates don't start fellating Russian dictators on the campaign trail - or comment on foreign leaders AT ALL- unless Bad.

And I'm sorry, Wikileaks is "publishing" DNC hacked emails? Do you need this in f**king finger paints written out? Jesus, how obvious.

So we watched. And conferred. And most of my people thought, "OK, this sucks. When is the pee tape dropping? Where's the dossier? COME ON!"

OH, DID BUZZFEED TELL *YOU* ABOUT THE DOSSIER? Yeah. Not a surprise for everyone. The world is about asymmetry of data and analysis. LOL.

Like Mr. Comey has since admitted, most of My People thought that Hillary was ahead by such a margin, we could deal with the GOP "after."

There was a zero percent chance that every single damn statistical analysis of the political polls would be wrong simultaneously. Unless.

I mean, don't worry - this is a *potential* nightmare of historic proportions. But they'd have to, I dunno, hack EVERYTHING to pull it off.

We have enough warning - and so do our NATO allies - that, really, are they going to just allow this? But it's OK - the polls.

You were as likely to pole vault over the Pentagon on Number 2 pencil as you were MI, WI, NC, and the rest being off 5% simultaneously. So.

Math doesn't give a f**k if you believe in it- math believes in you. Stats believe in YOU and how coins flip. It's pretty much a science.

So. There's a one in 5 quintafuckingzillion chance all of those poll are wrong simultaneously on the same Tuesday. You know, unless.

Unless they've hacked the actual damn voting machines in combination with domestic traitors repressing the vote on an unprecedented scale.

And we'd heard some of that. But, not a 500-alarm fire, which it would obviously be, because invalid election, and whooooo crazy. So.

Nov. 9: When the cortisol kicked in halfway through the dark, I got my first signals: Holy. Fuck. They'd. Been. Planning. This. For. Years.