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[–]0TrickPony 339 ポイント340 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I don't get it, have you two not met yet? And if so, how does your first meeting involve her wrongly calling you out for being single?

[–]thehir95 164 ポイント165 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because he got dumped and was the last to find out. :(

[–]Richmard 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's almost like this is fake or something

[–]iPlowedYourMom 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LIE!?!

ON THE INTERNET!?!

NEVER

-- iplowedyourmom

[–]0TrickPony 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes you can get some nice responses from OP though, gotta hold out for messing with some loonies

I just don't get how when you make up a fake story for fake internet points, you can't even make it believable on the first read lol

[–]DancingDoggy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is because her sister didn't know she was dating him neither

[–]teusz16 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Called, past tense. Started dating sister after.

[–]0TrickPony 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean that's a possibility, but the phrasing of the post doesn't really confirm/deny that.

[–]Dazz316 200 ポイント201 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Went to a boxing dinner event with my two brother in law's and one of their friends. The whole night the brothers are ripping into me. At one point the friend turns to me and in front of them says "you just gonna take it". I replied "it's fine I'm fucking their sister".

My only regret is I can't use it again :(

[–]BeastModeBot 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (7子コメント)

use that shit all the time

[–]Dazz316 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It will never have the same impact it did. Maybe some more years down the line.

[–]Origamiface 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What was their reply?

[–]MCCornflake1 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"so are we"

[–]Dazz316 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

One laughed, the younger brother-middle child. When I first met him we got drunk, he grabbed my junk and said "huh, that's what she gets". The other who is the eldest was silent for a while. He later kept threatening to tell my father in law which is be super embarrassed about.

[–]rawschwartzpwr 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wat

[–]ItsTimeToGetSchwifty 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He said he is which be embarrassed, WHAT PART AREN'T YOU GETTING??

[–]Zaku0083 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then the friend says, "Hey, me too!"

[–]74159637415963 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the brothers say, so what we've done it too

[–]earpboy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep using it! If a guy told me that he's fucking my sister I don't think I could ever get used to hearing those words!

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_CLIT_LADY 175 ポイント176 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sure buddy, that makes sense

[–]Fiddlebums 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, a girl in his class called him a loser, but she doesn't know he is online stalking her 12 year old sister! So, in her face, or whatever.

[–]CRAZYC01E 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably the real scenario behind this joke lol

[–]enc0gnito 388 ポイント389 ポイント  (71子コメント)

Because being in a relationship is the end-all-be-all of life.

[–]Nugatorysurplusage 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a reflection of that person's value system. Finding a mate must be this chick's sole objective in life

[–]no1z 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Bullies will find any excuse they can to put others down.

[–]blown_ashore 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (7子コメント)

And "I'm fucking your sister" is a pretty good comeback in a huge variety of situations, so I'd say you're covered.

[–]Master_Mad 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Unless it's your brother bullying you.

[–]theSpecialbro 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Then it's even better

[–]Heretic_flags 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ah yes, the 'ol incest atom bomb. Ultimate comeback to any sibling rivalry.

[–]JSmith666 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait until you hear what happened when i broke my arms last year

[–]Messisfoot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so many years later and it still shows up every now and then.

to this day I wonder if that was a legit AMA.

[–]Ai_of_Vanity 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn it!!

[–]Sl1ngdad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well since this never happened...

[–]algernonsflorist 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I's not just bullies though. Society has a bias against single people. You'll be looked down on your entire life any time you are single. It's really one of the strangest things about people.

[–]JSmith666 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not to mention the tax code favors couples.

[–]Cakelord 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Generally if you have never had a significant other, the older you get the more awkward you are perceived to be or people wonder if you have a glaring personality flaw.

[–]06Wahoo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks society, for plunging us single people into an infinitely recursive loop.

[–]Xantarr 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Society is full of bullies. Insecurity is a hell of a drug.

[–]Koenigspiel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really don't think this is correct. There have been quite a few times when I'm in long-term relationships that I envy the shit out of single people.

[–]algernonsflorist 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Me too, but that doesn't stop people from bothering me about it relentlessly when I'm single.

[–]FACE_KEGELS 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Absolutely. Nothing else matters in the world when you're in a relationship. All life goals just melt away into endless nights of watching Netflix on the couch and not communicating with your SO. Or is that just my life?

[–]littleinf 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey man, do you wanna like... talk about it?

[–]Ai_of_Vanity 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Netflix and hide out feelings?

[–]ThatStudentGuy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even better is when she suddenly decides she doesn't actually want to get married and have children with you!

[–]spekter299 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That may just be you. Are you okay?

[–]iongantas 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the sense that life's purpose is to reproduce, it is.

[–]Yarper 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No but it is the be all and end all.

[–]AFuckYou 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Supposedly people in a relationship live longer and enjoy more earnings.

[–]makesyoudownvote 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found the single people.

[–]Woomy123 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

um, it literally is. the entire purpose of an organism is to mate, nest and breed.

[–]CNNofWorms 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The wonderful thing about the human species is the complexity of our minds. We are capable of accomplishing more than the mate-feed-repeat cycle of almost every other organism. Because we can rationalize, and because we have a history of innovation and technological development, we have the means to be creative ourselves, and to find personal satisfaction and enjoyment in a variety of things. Not just fucking.
So, no. Our purpose isn't just "mate, nest and breed." If you ask me, the whole point of human life is to make a purpose for ourselves, or to simply strive for happiness.
Edit: If your definition of success or happiness is to procreate and raise a family, by all means go for it. But to pigeonhole the entirety of humanity into this notion that the only purpose for a human's existence is to breed... that's a really fucking abnormal value in the modern world.

[–]SusanForeman 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some people like to think they are more than walking genitalia, while other organisms like yourself see nothing more than a set of chromosomes waiting to pass themselves on to another organism.

[–]TheDrDetroit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've tried to be more than "walking genitalia," it's hard.

[–]Ghidoran -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's true for animals. Humans have evolved past that.

[–]chuckdiesel86 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is for some people. Everyone can have a different definition of happiness.

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some people seem to need it... I enjoy being a whore far more. Having a girlfriend just drains my resources. I spend less time, money, and energy sleeping around

[–]wingnut5k 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are you 12

[–]professor_doom 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does her sister know you guys are dating?

[–]gfarcus 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think her name was Debra

[–]Vajrapani 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I met youuuuuuu at JC Penney

[–]slorebear 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And watching anime later

[–]redditcheese 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How the fuck did this get on the front page?

[–]bullets_blades 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Someone called you a loser for being single? That's absurd. They deserve a swift punch to the face.

[–]doingthisonthetoilet 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Do I punch myself for calling myself a loser in another thread?

[–]Reasonsprince 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Isn't that a little excessive?

[–]DoloPingu 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not for these keyboard warriors

[–]personaldistance 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't be too upset, this never happened.

[–]SuiTobi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/IAmVeryBadass & /r/JustNeckbeardThings

[–]ifeellikeimgoingmad -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Or, you know, they're friends and just joking around? Let's not be so quick to judge, maybe?

[–]alexlesuper 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What kind of person tells someone they're a loser for being single? People do that??

[–]ilazul 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

High school kids will relentlessly attack someone for being single or a virgin.

[–]Evilmaze 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your right hand called you a loser, but you were dating the left one. Got it.

[–]maggos 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe she knows her sister is going to dump you

[–]nerv_gas 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fifth grade can be difficult

[–]ExcellentChoice 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A magnificent shitpost

[–]xsited1 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is she angry that you're dating her sister and not her? Whynotboth.jpg?

[–]Lazy_Genius 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

.... she's twelve

[–]JoelMahon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sister's name? ALBERT BRADBERRY

[–]dichloroethane 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But her sister died twenty years ago...

[–]Perrynottheplatypus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NOW I'm dating her sister *

[–]panspal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, she knows her sister is going to break up with you.

[–]Milo_Y 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You jusy got broken up with via her sister

[–]Koenigspiel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This only makes sense if you're in middle school

[–]GreaKnight 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIL I enjoy being a loser.

[–]CarboiIsntLeaving 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fake. Op is just farming karma.

[–]evenios -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"your sister didn't call me a loser last night when we were in bed" :-p

[–]badgeybadger -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Single? Yeah single handedly going balls deep in your sister.