Hey maybe I could afford a house if I just stopped going out and spending $450 at the club every single weekend
$150 drinks (average)
“I mean it’s one night out, Michael. How much could it cost, $225?”
someone who is good at the economy help me
You: buys avocado toast
Me: spends almost 500 a week on parties
Us: will NEVER live the american dream…. the last time I spent over 100$ on something recreational was like three years ago.
“Bartender, give me your finest avocadotini”
“That’ll be $300″
“A steal”
I’m the pre-drink drink
I’m in tears who parties every single weekend both nights
And who is paying that much to party? That is crazy
Boomers really outchea lying for clicks in the year of My Thor 2017. WILDT!
My weekend:
Pot noodle: £1 (on offer at the time. bought 10. now wanna puke when I smell em. but you know… £1 for lunch)
Diet coke: £8 (yeah, okay, I drink a LOT of coke)
Whatever someone is handing around the office sweetie wise because I gotta WORK THE FUCKING WEEKENDS: Free
Sunday:
Diet Coke: £8
whatever isn’t stuck to the bottom of the deep freeze: Free
£17/$22.
People, this is why I own my own home. because I follow the age old rules:
1: food is for the weak. you don’t need it.
2: Caffeine is your friend. Sodas are loaded with it
3: You don’t need a life. You need to be a cog in the machine
4: note the lack of avocados.
5: friends are like food. you don’t need em.
6: the dizzy feeling when you stand up, the tingling in your hands and feet caused by lack of vitamins, food and sleep are ALL IN YOUR MIND.
follow those rules and like me - you too can afford a mortgage you’ll never pay off with your shitty ass job and the never ending bills.
The mystical millennial - clubbing by night, avocado smashing in the morning and mall destroying by day.
Rich people continually proving that they have no idea how the average person lives.
I love that every line of this thread is its own meme
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