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Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivana Trump, is having a sad right now. Everybody is asking mean questions about whether his dad steals money from kids with cancer, and Democrats are just in general being unkind to his big daddy who DOES TOO have normal-sized hands and IS NOT A PUSSY LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS. So Li’l Eric went to visit Sean Hannity on the Fox News, so he could cuddle inside Hannity’s warm bosom, a bosom that HAS SOME RESPECT for his dad.

While there, he said the following about Democrats:

 

I’ve never seen hatred like this. To me, they’re not even people. It is so, so sad. I mean, morality is just gone. Morals have flown out the window. We deserve so much better than this as a country. It’s so sad — you see the Democratic Party and they are imploding. They’re imploding, they have no message. You see the head of the DNC who is a total whack-job. There’s no leadership there. And so what do they do? They become obstructionists because they have no message of their own. They have no solid candidates of their own. They lost the election that they should have won because they spent seven times the amount of money that [SOB!] my father spent. They have no message, so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it’s truly truly horrible!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHIIIIIIIIIIIINE! CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Jesus Christ, somebody needs a diaper changed or something, and this time we’re not talking about Eric’s dad.

We are curious, however, about Eric’s notion that Democrats are not people, because is Eric Trump an expert in who is and is not a “people”? Let’s investigate.

Is this a people?

Is this a people?

What about this one?

Hmmmmmm, it is very hard to tell.

Maybe this is a people, but we’re not going to go out on a limb or anything.

Maybe we need to ask this a different way. Is THIS a people?

Don’t think so. What about this one?

No that thing is orange, and people are not supposed to be that orange.

We may never figure out who is and is not a people at this rate.

Well this little exercise has been inconclusive.

This has been a post about Eric Trump saying that Democrats are not people.

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  • tihond

    Every movie made in the 80s prepared us to stop Eric.
  • miss_grundy

    Neither he, nor any member of his extensive family qualify as “people”. And if you cannot deal with honest criticism then you should not have a public life. I am so tired of these Republican cry-babies.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot
    • MrTusks

      …Yeah.

  • schmannity
  • JMP

    Morality is going out the window, not because of the fans of your dad who continually beat up peaceful protesters, or because they voted for a complete monster who ran on a platform of white supremacy and has a long of committing sexual assault and stealing money all over the place, but because Democrats say mean things about your dad who, being one of the most evil men on Earth, completely deserves it? Oh fuck you, creting who does not know the meaning of the word “morality” and has constantly proven to be evil just like your dad.

  • anwisok

    “There’s no leadership there. And so what do they do? They become obstructionists because they have no message of their own.”

    He . . . he IS talking about Rs during Obama’s administration here, right?

    • Obstruction is all they know, they’re managing to obstruct their own damn party right now, which is several kinds of hilarious.

  • Ωbjectifier

    I’d like to take that young man quail hunting. Cheney style.

    • Snarkbot 9000

      And if you “accidentally” grab the slugs instead of buckshot, not a problem.

      • Ωbjectifier

        We get big quail around here. I need ’00’ or better.

      • JCfromNC

        Rock salt. He should remember it. Preferably after waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night.

      • aureolaborealis

        Buckshot would do the job nicely. It’s that pesky birdshot that leaves your victims wounded, yet still very much alive and able to talk to the press.

    • Jgb979

      I for one would make him apologize after I shot him in the face (WITH VOTES OF COURSE)

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Trump and morality do not belong in the same sentence unless it is to say “No Trump, not one, has any morality.”

  • Michael Smith

    How can the Democrats be socialists who want to establish a world government if they have no agenda at the same time?

    Oh, that’s right, he’s just following the Trump / Ailes / Nixon strategy of parroting things he read the Democrats say about the Republicans, in order to undermine and subvert every Democrat argument (like saying that CNN is Fake News rather than PatriotTruth.net, or that there is an “alt-left” that is dangerous, or that liberals are intolerant and hateful, etc., etc.).

  • Jgb979

    “It is so, so sad. I mean, morality is just gone. Morals have flown out the window. ”

    I KNOW DOOOD! it’s almost like the president of the United States and his dipshit sons got caught stealing money from cancer kids!

    I’m pretty sure Eric is the byproduct of thousands of generations of aristocratic smegma congealing, gaining sentience, and wearing hair gel. There may be some human DNA there, but it is definitely NOT a person.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Yeah…. no Republican ever gets to say they are part of the Moral Majority as long as Trump lives…

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Their “morals” are “As long as I get to look down my nose at people, I’m good”.

    • Well, they’ve never been moral, or a majority, so it was a bit of a misnomer from the start…

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I mean, morality is just gone. Morals have flown out the window.

    Do tell, Eric, what is the morality of profiting from a cancer charity fundraiser?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6862f8fe89ee0830983e5e8b8c0efb8e061c824d7eff396eab957d33764abf43.jpg

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I’m so glad I can come here and actually get a laugh at some of this awfulness. Otherwise, I’d be tempted to spend the rest of this administration drunk off my ass.

      • chazmanr

        You and me both and I stopped drinking in 1999.

      • calliecallie

        Why not both?

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Do you know who aren’t people, Uday? Monsters who shoot animals for “sport.” Fuck off, you greasy dipstick.

  • msanthropesmr

    People…people who ain’t people…are the shittiest people in the world…..

  • schmannity

    Morality is gone says Son of Pussgrab.

    (McPussGrab, O’Pussgrab, Pussgrabson?)

    • msanthropesmr

      What’s new pussy grab, whoa whoa whoa …

      • schmannity

        Tom grabbed quite a few.

      • schmannity

        Wait until Teatards start throwing their Granny Panties at Trump

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      Pussgrabson.

  • Nounverb911

    “Corporations are people too, also”

    –Mittens Romney

    If corporations are people too when does trumpco go to jail?

  • Indiepalin

    Now corporations, them are some good people.

  • shastakoala

    Is he wearing lipstick? Like on a pig?

    • Nounverb911

      Sarah palin libulz?

      • shastakoala

        If the pork rind fits.

    • schmannity

      During a Schmannity administration, I will push for 40 Singapore-style lashes for wearing a pink tie.

  • That boy just ain’t right.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    BRB – need to organize a cancer fundraiser.

  • Nounverb911
    • Ryan Denniston

      Those kids were heroes because they had cancer. Trump likes people who don’t have cancer.

  • Voyager

    “Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivanka Trump, is having a sad right now.”

    He’s Ivana’s son, not Ivanka’s….

  • MizzMazz

    Well, dehumanizing people is always the first step, innit? then you can go and do whatever you want to them.

  • Ryan Denniston
    • dslindc

      I don’t think Eric could get into Dorsia.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Nobody goes there anymore.

        • FlownΩver

          It’s too crowded.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    The whack job running the DNC ain’t as whacky as the obese orange anal fissure running the country. Just sayin, Eric.

  • William
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    And from a hilarious link within the Raw Story link:

    ‘DADDY YOU’RE RUINING MY BRAND!’: Internet roasts Ivanka’s ‘I disagree with my dad’ Us Weekly cover

    The magazine’s description of the story explains that Ivanka is trying to “balance her personal ideals with love and loyalty to her father,” while at the same time emphasizing that she “will always fight for what she believes in.”

    Many Twitter users were quick to pounce on the Ivanka story as a calculated attempt to save her personal brand, which has taken a major hit among the young women to whom she pitches her products.

    tl;dr: It’s not my fault! Just because I worked hard to get this monster to the White House doesn’t mean I should be held accountable!!! KEEP BUYING MY STUFF!!!!!

    • Chelsea Handler said Ivanka wrote her book to show Daddy what a grown up girl she is.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      She fought real hard on climate change, didn’t she? Why she almost asked him twice not to do it!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      People would buy her stuff if it were good stuff and not crappy stuff. It’s not even a good deal at T. J. Maxx because you know you will be able to fish it out of the dumpster out back for free and day now.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        You mean you don’t like flaming scarves made by slave laborers in China?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      She believes in money and that is all.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    “They have no message, so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it’s truly truly horrible!”

    Hey Fuckface, I think President Obama might have a little sumpin’ sumpin’ to say about this line considering the treatment he received not only from the right, but from your father. Fuckin’ dumbass.

    Chickens…home…roost. Aw, fuck it. I hate these fuckers.

  • Nounverb911
  • natoslug

    I hate fugly shaming, but I have to say, that boy was whacked in the head with the ugly stick considerably more times than is necessary for one human-like being. I’d wager he’s ugly even at a subatomic level. I would appreciate if science could look into that one for us, but unfortunately, we have rules here against human disassembly, even in the name of science.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I said the same thing earlier about disparaging one for their looks, but I swear to dog, it’s their outside simply revealing their true inside self.

    • Joe Beese

      Fell out of the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Oh Eric, you poor befuddled, entitled schmuck! Have you noticed what your very moral old man is doing to J. Beauregard Sessions right about now?

    That’s right, he is throwing him under the bus.

    That’s you in a couple of weeks, sonny boy.

  • dslindc
  • BadKitty904
    • Ryan Denniston

      Also too, Spicey is less charming than Baghdad Bob. He should hire that press secretary on SNL.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Doesn’t one have to occupy the high ground before discussing all things moral? I am at a loss to find where son-of-anal fissure has mastered finding that high ground.

  • Opalescent Riddles

    If we want to talk “never seen hatred like this,” let’s start with the RNC last summer.

    • BadKitty904

      Or the RNC during the course of my entire lifetime.

      • Opalescent Riddles

        And much of mine. I meant to reference the RNC convention, which was the biggest single-event bilespew I’d seen in my life.

        • BadKitty904

          The Party of Hate.

  • Chinless wonders. Every single one of them

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Objection! Ivanka paid good money for that chin-like appendage of hers.

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        Got it from one of the cancer kids.

  • Portia McGonagal

    He got the full fugly in that family.

  • It’s always projection with these vile swamp-monsters.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Let’s play a game of fuck, marry, kill with the Trump me — Eric, Donnie and Donnie Jr. Quite the Hobson’s choice, no. I’d go for the second bullet to my temple after at least getting the kill part of the game done.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      …not even if they used someone else’s dick.

  • dirtielaundry

    Holy shit, I had missed that they had gone on a big game hunt in Africa. The leopard photo especially got to me since it reminded me of the way my kitty dangles when I hold him. These guys are fucking monsters!

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      That photo makes my blood boil.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        More or less than the one of Qusay proudly holding up a severed elephant’s tail? :(

    • Always support Kitty’s underside when you hold him. Their spines aren’t meant to support dangling weight!

      • dirtielaundry

        Don’t worry, I usually do. I only dangle him if I need to lower the fuzzy little bastard into a carrier or something.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “YOU PEOPLE don’t understand charity, kindness, caring and a good heart……YOU PEOPLE. You’re poor! ”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXkCJL5WEAAl83t.jpg

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      This family makes the bile rise in my throat. Literally. These pictures are of pure, unadulterated evil.

  • Michael R
  • Nounverb911

  • I’ve never seen hatred like this… We deserve so much better than this as a country… They’re imploding, they have no message.., There’s no leadership there. And so what do they do? They become obstructionists because they have no message of their own… They have no message, so what do they try and do? They try and obstruct a great man, they try and obstruct his family, they come after us viciously, and it’s truly truly horrible!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7af21a443d7a8609b839148467635225217efcf82ab7f0094d05649fb7aeab5d.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Mpeg

    Does he realize he’s “polishing” his turd with actual sh!t??

    • BadKitty904

      That boy wouldn’t know Shineola if you stuck his nose in it.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Well, someone is obviously doing it wrong.

    • hendenburg2

      Yeah, but isn’t the Windsor family only worth like $30 Mil?

      • SpideySenser

        Peasants!

      • aureolaborealis

        I think that’s their annual allowance. (After all their living expenses have been paid.)

    • Moebym Reborn

      I’d take the princes over the Trump brothers any day of the week. They at least seem to be more sympathetic to the struggles of the less fortunate, and strongly support many good causes, including (ironically) saving endangered African wildlife. The working-an-honest-job thing is a bonus.

      • MrTusks

        The Royal Family’s job is to represent the best of Britain. The Trumplings also represent the best of America, it’s just that America’s values are shite.

      • The Royal Family is ALWAYS in the military. It’s their one job. They’re a warrior aristocracy.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Up, up with people. You meet ’em wherever you go.

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Brings me back to the 60’s.

  • FZsdaughter

    A chip off the old blockhead.

  • Shanzgood

    Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivanka Trump

    Um, isn’t he Ivana’s son or are we taking this incest speculation to a whole new level?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Well, it’s irresponsible not to speculate.

  • Portia McGonagal
  • Michael R

    ” I’ve never seen hatred like this ”

    Really ? Here are some comments from Breitbart when
    they posted their story on Harambe the gorilla …

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3504d4c0bbc192f4b6c4618f8589dd182e6dedff68a6bc472b39750e39aef098.jpg

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I sure would be miserable if I were as filled with hatred as these people are. If you ever need an answer to the question “Do we need a little chlorine in the gene pool of the Reichwing?” you can simply look at the threads of any of their websites. It will leave you with no doubt whatsoever.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Good goawd, what a bunch of stupid fuckers.

    • rubikcube

      Or the Fox Nation comments section on an article about Michelle Obama…

  • Slithytoves

    Ugly is as ugly does.

  • Manders

    Quick, Eric: who’s the head of the DNC? First and last name.

    • Too hard. I’ll go easy on Eric. Are they a people? Are they Male or Female or Both or Neither?

      • Manders

        I mean, I’m sure there are legitimate criticism of Thomas Perez, but “total whackjob” is not the first description that comes to mind.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          Even his insults aren’t original, but are instead taken from daddy.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Hell needs to install some new nuclear reactors to raise the temperature to the proper level for Qusay, here.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Zonath

    New from the Trump Organization: Soylent Green
    “It’s not even people”

  • Vicious Babushka

    Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivanka Trump

    WHOA if not a typo!

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    Little snowflake needs a safe space.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    It’s rather tempting to Tweet him a link to this thread so we can show him what a raging testicle wiping piss herder we think HE is.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I’m sure the trolls will be here soon tracking their shit all over the place, and he’ll get tweets from all of them bragging on themselves.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        When they get here, will they tell us how jealous we all are of Uday because he’s rich and we are jobless unpatriotic government teat suckers who want free stuff?

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Nah…not even the wingnut trolls like Eric enough to troll for him

    • Pretty sure illiteracy runs in the family along with grifting and the bad hair gene…

  • DainBramage

    The little bit of sympathy I felt for Eric, on finding out how his charity was grifted by dear old dad, just evaporated.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Don’t feel bad. I’m sure it was always a scam and gross Donald’s advice on how to scam harder was asked for by his gross son.

  • Moebym Reborn

    Oh, how I wish Wonder Woman and her Lasso of Truth were real. That’d be the only way to get the truth out of the serial liars in the Trump family.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Stick a fucking https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.EPgbHEVJ3FXgoDzocOtIlQEsEs&w=97&h=100&c=8&rs=1&qlt=90&pid=3.1&rm=2
    in his mouth and change his diaper. His shit smells worse than his father’s. Or at least as bad.

  • beingreleased

    Remember:
    Democrats ≠ People
    Soylent Green = People

    • shastakoala

      We’re all soda crackers today.

    • BMW

      This is actually a relief.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    Someone needs to tell lil Trump here that vampires are the inhuman ones. Humans don’t feast on the lily white necks of virgins.

    • Some of you don’t…

    • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

      Necks? No.

  • People … people who aren’t really people … are the loneliest people in the world! ♪♫♪

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      People are people so why should it be
      You and I should get along so awfully

    • msanthropesmr

      See below. Citation needed.

  • Randy Riddle

    No one wants to talk about the side effects of Soylent Green.
    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/eric5.png

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    I think I’m gonna invest a few sheckel’s in “Grifter’s Choice™” brand pomade. For when you really want that greasy, “I just stole an old lady’s life’s savings” look.

    • hendenburg2

      Go for horizontal integration and start selling gold chain necklaces too. Maybe a tailors shop that only uses really bold pinstripes as well?

  • Phoenixdoglover

    There is not a single humble, self effacing, introspective trait anywhere in this clan.

    I knew I had reached a certain milestone when I looked at my parents and could see in both of them their good and bad aspects. They were human, and I felt like I was no longer their unquestioning boy.

    Eric, Eric, Eric.

  • DainBramage

    How much hair gel do the Trump boys use?

  • FrenchFriar

    You should have to be human before you are able to denigrate one.

  • FauxAntocles

    If only there were some way to get these non-people out of the way…
    Someplace we could put them…
    Hmmm…

  • Hanaka

    Why must the Trump men have the grossest hair?

  • BadKitty904
  • Spurning Beer

    If Democrats are not-people, then you can do anything to them you want to do, right? They have no rights, unlike, say, corporations, which are people, my friends.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      It really does explain a lot of things.

  • Edith Prickly

    I see (in order of appearance)
    1. Vanilla Bigfoot
    2. Beavis and Butthead with a stolen shooting gallery prize
    3. a deranged hamster
    4. Stumpage

    http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/thenewcivilrightsmovement/pages/19353/meta_images/original/TrumpJr.jpg-large.jpg?1489865830

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      I see a rejected model for the Out Bear photo shoot, but that’s just me.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      I hope his ass is epoxied to that stump and there are large, hungry carnivores who have sharp votes in their mouths. Bigfoot is also a registered voter.

  • theblackdog

    So I’m already declared not a people for being gay and now for being a democrat. Does that mean they cancel one another out and I actually am a people?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Oh, Eric! I feel your pain…………..and I revel in it…..

  • Mavenmaven

    I don’t know about “people” but there’s some bad genetics in that family.

  • jesterpunk

    It is horrible when they question if the President was even born in the US.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/09/16/donald_trump_s_birther_tweets_in_order.html

  • Amelia Resists and Persists

    Speaking of Drumpf spawn who just won’t learn to shut the fuck up, Ivanka is on the cover of US Weekly.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/why-i-disagree-with-my-dad?utm_term=.hnZd1eRrK#.ll40JwY7B

    • BosGrl

      “[She and Jared] win some and they lose some.” No, WE lose. Gah.

    • I reserve this word for a select few (when I’m not driving, that is…) but what a cunt.

  • FlownΩver

    Calling the Rusty Chainsaw Brigade – you have a mission!

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance
    • ltmcdies

      eewwwhhh..that is kind a uncanny….and not in a good way

  • canes_pugnaces

    I went to bed a people. I swear it. Now, I am not a people.

  • Fartknocker

    This whole klan stepped into the limelight and Oval Office and they expect us to respect them? What a crew of condescending, repugnant dumb asses. Especially with the means and mechanisms employed (supposedly) to win the election. And now, I’m pretty sure you have violated the FPCA & the COTUS Emoluments clause. Have a Merry Go-Fuck-Yourself Day. And do us all a favor: keep your daddy off of the Twitter machine.

    • Alan

      That.

    • anwisok

      Oh, no – he NEEDS to keep tweeting.

  • Rick Hill

    “Jeeves. It’s getting a bit chilly in here. Evict another family and throw their possessions in the furnace.”
    “Right away, sir.”

  • BMW

    “Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivanka Trump…”

    https://youtu.be/0IBZocFkXGY

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      ah.My favorite movie of ALL time. So sublime.

  • FlownΩver

    I don’t play bridge but I’d be glad to bid three no Trump.

  • Alan

    Morality? Seriously you little puke?

  • proudgrampa

    “Eric Trump, the not-so-bright youngest son of Donald and Ivanka Trump…”

    Hmmmm. That would really explain a lot, genetically speaking.

    • Rick Hill

      The men in his clan seem to have had the ladle filled from the shallow end of the gene pool

  • Trump classification system for people:

    Person who will deal with Trump clan: Sucker to be grifted
    Person who will flatter Trump clan: Beautiful person
    Person making less than $1,000,000 a year in total income: Pathetic. Sad. Moocher. Resource to be employed until replaceable with robots
    Person who believes in God: Easily manipulated sucker to be grifted
    Everyone else: Scum, enemies, something to be crushed.

    • MrTusks

      Objection, everyone is a sucker to be grifted.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    I hope that those cancer-stricken kids and those animals that he shot visit him every fucking night. Every. Fucking. Night. Where’s the next Charles Dickens?

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Speaking of Dickens, I hope the Trumps take a haircut.

      I mean, on their investments. Right?

  • jesterpunk

    What if I am a democrat corporation? Am I people then?

    • LesBontemps

      Only if you’re a corporation with sincerely held religious (i.e. Christian) beliefs.

      • jesterpunk

        So I have to believe in Supply Side Jesus and hate everyone?

        • LesBontemps

          Supply Chain Jesus, and only hate teh womens.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    The Trumps see everyone who is not a Trump as non-people. Classic sociopaths. We are nothing but potential marks to them. Even Republicans are just there to be used and discarded. Humanity is simply a flock of sheep to be sheared in their minds.

    • BigCSouthside

      Ever seen pictures of them all together? They all do that raised chin thing like like emperors did for portraits. They think they are some kind of royalty. How they don’t realize that they are just white trash with money astounds me.

      • therblig

        You do that when you have either double or no chins.

      • aureolaborealis

        Royalty is just violent white trash who away with it long enough for a new generation to grow up knowing nothing else.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Don’t forget emus, Eric. Emus hate you too.

    • Bemused Australian

      Emus hate everything.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        RAWR

      • BadKitty904

        I though they liked gravel.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Alpacas also too.

    • therblig

      Let’s send him a cassowary.

  • chascates

    How much hair pomade do those two go through in a year?

  • BadKitty904

    “Vera, that boy’s not right.”

    ~ Aunt Pearl Burris

  • Crank Tango
  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    “Just children. Mischievous children on their way to school. You
    understand.”

    “I understand. One does what one must.”

    “It’ll all work out. It’s only politics, and what’s that got to do with
    us?”

    “I must be sensible. If the Nazis come- what other choice
    have I?”

    “I know I am right? Because I understand the Germans. After all, what
    am I? A German.”

    “I made my mind up back in Chelsea.
    When I go I’m going like Elsie.

    … from cradle to tomb
    Isn’t that long a stay.
    Life is a cabaret, old chum,
    Life is a cabaret, old chum,
    Life is a cabaret.”

    “Auf wiedersehen!
    A bientot!
    Good night?”

    And that’s all I have to say to Eric and about Eric.

  • Flashman

    It’s the Gordon Gecko hairdo that does it for me. Not a person.

    • SnarkON

      Greed is Good.

    • BadKitty904

      I assume he does that with bacon fat, so at least dogs will go near him.

    • BigCSouthside

      That family is fucking weird. It’s like time stopped for Donald around 1984. Slicked hair, “power ties” etc, and he seems to make all his kids act the same way.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    You know, I sympathize, Eric. I really have a hard time seeing Trump supporters as people anymore.*

    * That sounds like hyperbolic snark. Unfortunately, it isn’t.

    • BigCSouthside

      I think they are people, they should just have to forfeit their rights to participate in democracy, because they can’t handle the responsibility

  • TJ Barke

    Amoral, lying, projecting piece of shit. How goddamn dare these scum sucking bottom feeding scam artists claim anyone else have no morals? I hope there’s a hell and they stew in a burning cauldron of their own lies for eternity.

    • DainBramage

      Thinking about the Trumps in hell makes me wish I wasn’t an atheist.

    • Alan

      Yep.

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      I’d rather see them all stew in prison for the rest of their natural lives.

  • Rick Hill

    Hasn’t science advanced to the point that a good plastic surgeon can remove that ingrown sneer?

  • Marla

    Eric, the Trump kid who somehow managed to escape being chained in the attic.

    • bookish

      Is it too late?

  • ltmcdies

    Eric getting his full throated Nazi on, I see

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      He sounds about ready to announce a political Mischling test.

  • I’m reminded of one of my mother’s favorite sayings, “I’ll give you something to whine about, you little shit.”

    • ltmcdies

      one of my mom’s favorites too….but with votes right???

    • janecita

      One of my mother’s favorites also! She said it in Spanish though.

    • MizzMazz

      My Dad used to say, “I’ll give you something to cry about” then one day I told him I already had something to cry about. Never say that, they make you cry more.

  • BadKitty904
  • aktlib101

    Hell is freezing over !!!!!
    Kansas abandons massive tax cuts that provided model for Trump’s plan
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/07/kansas-tax-cuts-sam-brownback-trump-plan
    “State legislature rolls back Republican governor’s ‘terrible experiment’. Deep cuts had left the state with a $1bn budget hole and low growth

    “Kansas has rejected the years-long tax-cutting experiment that brought its governor, Sam Brownback, to international attention and provided a model for the Trump administration’s troubled tax plans.

    In a warning shot to the Trump administration, even Brownback’s fellow Republicans voted to override his veto of a bill to reverse many of the tax cuts he championed as a way to spur entrepreneurs and the economy, but which have left the state with a $1bn hole in its budget.”

    • Shanzgood
      • Oblios_Cap

        Brownback should thank them for ruining his legacy, since his legacy is driving Kansas into the ground.

    • ltmcdies

      did it actually spur those entrepreneurs or did they not feel like living in a third world state?

    • Bemused Australian

      Hang on. The Fox news people who live inside my television told me that Sam Brownback was a great hero, and his tax cuts were a huge success. Did they lie to me?

    • Shanzgood

      A few hours later, the Senate voted, 27-13, to override the veto, sending the bill to the House, which voted, 88-31, to override.

      That’s a pretty resounding “fuck you” to Brownback. Too bad they couldn’t muster the votes to override his veto of the KanCare expansion.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        baby steps

    • With any luck, from now on when we hear about “trickle down” it will only be in reference to pee hookers.

      Can we put Reagonomics in a grave now please?

    • It’s almost like literally every time this has been tried, it has failed. I know, those chuckleheads always say “it failed because it didn’t go far enough!” but this was about as far as they could have gone, and it failed the hardest.

      Can this FINALLY be the death of the goddamn Laughable Curve?

    • BadKitty904

      Please note that this is a revolt of the Republican legislature against Brownback’s economic bullshittery…

      • Shanzgood

        It’s also the result of some of the hardcore Republicans being voted out and replaced by more moderate ones and (gasp) some Democrats. Kansas voters is larnin.

        • BadKitty904

          After the almost complete destruction of their economy…

    • Manders

      At f’in last. I was wondering how long they were going to let that go on. It’s still going to be fun to ask my righty friends, “So how did that whole Kansas thing go, again?” when they rave about taxes.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    For as much as GWB was a bad president, at least he and his wife managed to raise two children who turned out to be decent human beings instead of lumpish whale rapers.

    • Edith Prickly

      I think it’s fair to give Laura the credit for that.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      “Lumpish Whale Rapers” would be a great name for a metal band.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Somehow, I just watched that Sean/Eric handshake and envisioned the whole desk spinning and the camera panning out, the whole set was a giant blender, and we ended up with a puree of the two of them, and couldn’t get anybody to drink it…

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I’ll have what you’re having!

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      Drink it? I’m throwing out that blender!

  • bookish

    I feel sorry for this dumb kid. What did she think was going to happen? She broke open a hornet’s nest.

    http://nbcnews.to/2rUpftp

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      they are going to rake her over the coals, because she is now the poster child for “the leakers”

    • jesterpunk

      Wait

      But during a briefing with reporters Tuesday, White House press
      secretary Sean Spicer warned that “any disclosure of classified or
      sensitive information can clearly threaten our national security.”

      Does that include giving Russia and the Philippines classified information too?

    • Vincent Ricola

      I still don’t get it. This girl risked everything to leak top secret information that has been known for quite awhile? I really wish she’d give a statement on motive since she already confessed to everything.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Actually, weren’t there details in that document that weren’t widely known? But yeah – the motivation is important. Did she think the NSA was going to sit on this information? Bury it? Did she think that it somehow implicated Trump?

        I want a Rachel Maddow interview with Reality Winner NOW.

        • Vincent Ricola

          From my understanding, the only details that weren’t known were the methods of investigation. Everything else was widely reported on last year by the usual news sites.

          I really want to defend this girl, but nothing about it makes any sense in my eyes. I’m waiting on someone to explain it to me in a way that flips my switch, because at this point, it all smells really fishy and seems just a bit too picture perfect. I need Rachel (or someone) to set me on the right path.

          • bookish

            Rachel was lookin’ good last night. A little congested until she got revved up with the Mafia story. I was afraid she’d come back thin and haggard, but she looked rested. Sometimes Mother Nature just gives us a good clap upside the head and tells us it’s time to chill a while. Thanks to all the folks who filled in at TRMS to keep us informed and well-splainered.

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            I agree. The details of the story just don’t line up.

            And this is after I discount the unlikely name…

      • Gigglesnort

        It has come out she was not a Trump fan (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/06/reality-winner-profile-nsa-trump-isis). But what she leaked was top-secret stuff from NSA. Not your garden variety leak of who Trump chewed out yesterday. She is looking at a decade or so in the Federal pen. And her lawyer is probably telling her to not talk.

        • bookish

          She needs to shut up now, for her own good. She’s really done enough. Time for the adults to drive.

        • Vincent Ricola

          “a yoga teaching Bernie lover that made a few anti-Trump twitter posts” doesn’t do it for me. She was a 25-year-old with intelligence training and she leaked information that was already known (with the exception of the methods of investigation) and ruined her life because she wasn’t a Trump fan? Nah. I need more motive to understand what happened here.

    • Mistake #1: Sending it to the Intercept. Anything Greenwald is a part of is guaranteed to be inept as hell at protecting a source.

  • The Wanderer

    OT, but I read that the Veep’s wife is planning on setting up beehives at the Naval Observatory. Now, I have nothing against apiarists, but this leaped to mind:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYnlzpSSevM

  • Raan

    Okay, well maybe – and I know this is kind of an “out there” concept, but bear with me – maybe the guy who cheated a pediatric cancer hospital out money that he was allegedly raising for them isn’t the best judge of humanity.

  • canes_pugnaces

    Here’s a person. Why can’t I be a person? (inverted smile is a gift)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27f64eebdca2623801e9b2d385e94175a9c3bc1d36fd9fe79fba7afff5489341.jpg

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    I should stop being mean to his daddy?

    His daddy wants to roll back rights for gay people
    He wants to fuck up my healthcare
    He wants to keep my wife from getting birth control
    He wants to poison the air I breath
    He wants to put crap in my water
    He wants to make my niece “pull herself up by her bootstraps”
    He says she’s morally bankrupt because she was in a car accident and can’t even breath on her own.
    He wants to kill the fucking bear cubs. Bear cubs and wolf cubs.

    I’m being mean to him? That fucker won’t stay out of my fucking life! I’ll stop being mean to him when he goes back to being irrelevant.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Murderous, entitled, whiny, soulless, felonious, affluenza-infected traitor says what now?

  • Poly_Ester

    Numb nutz like apples don’t fall far from the tree.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    OT: this is a longer article but a real eye-opener about the extent of the right wing echo chamber.

    https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/06/how-the-trump-russia-data-machine-games-google-to.html

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      I wish there was a lot more reporting about the damned minsinfotainment attacks. That’s something I KNOW happened. I watched it happening and thought I was going crazier than I already am. Sites popped up with no bylines or actual publishers and they served as clearing houses for made up bullshit. “catholics4trump” came out of nowhere and served as a hub of “discrediting” actual video of 45 actually mocking an actual disabled journalist. Site’s still there, still comes up in a search. Hasn’t done anything new since February.

      We need a clear and concise list of all the bullshit stories and where they originated from.

    • TJ Barke

      That’s a bit more than just the echo chamber.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    The Four Horsemen of the Trumpocalypse. Stupidity, Ignorance, Vanity and Greed:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/99aec43e9a9938ce3ab869817fe9cdd7d7b38038f4d285ab4fe387dc31ea6973.jpg

    • Hanaka

      The men in this pic all have the “who farted” face.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Must’ve been Ivanka then.

    • Rick Hill

      They’re all interchangable, too

    • ResistanceFictionista blondeiq

      We’re reading that left to right, I presume?

      • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

        Yes

  • Poly_Ester

    Eric has never seen hatred like this? Did he sleep through the Obama administration?

    • ltmcdies

      is he awake now?

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      One major difference that Eric will never understand is that we have innumerable excellent reasons to hate him and his family.

    • The Wanderer

      Ah, but he wasn’t on the receiving end.

    • Electric Ukulele Land

      If you chose to ignore something because it doesn’t apply to you, does that count as not seeing?

  • Crystalclear12

    My debt collectors seem to think I am a person.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Tell them you are an agent.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I feel like a number.

        • Crystalclear12

          Which one?

          • Oblios_Cap

            A hand rolled one.

    • Electric Ukulele Land

      No, you are a source of revenue to them.

    • You should tell them you’re a graduate of Trump University, and are going to sue them.

    • Rags

      Tell them your religious principles forbid paying debts.

  • janecita

    Of course I’m not “people!” I’m a beautiful, magical fairy!

    • Oblios_Cap

      Call me “Elflord”.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    OT – UPS just brought some paint I ordered from Amazon, and because it’s hot and I was spraying, I had to answer in bikini top & Booty shorts.

    At least my eMailed Delivery Confirmation says “LEFT CUST WOMAN”.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Oh, don’t tease us Anna!

  • Ilgattomorte

    I have made a realization that has caused me to develop a truly sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. That realization is this:
    Of all of the people in the current Trump family, Melania is the finest human being.

    Barron might turn out okay, but he’s young and at his age most kids are selfish little shits. So, the the finest human being in the Trump family is a vapid, cold, former supermodel, who married for money and shows no sign of actual compassion.

    Take a moment to let that sink in.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      That sunk in a while ago for me. But I still have hopes for Bannon.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Bannon? LOL

    • Crystalclear12

      To let it sink in would require a level of sobriety I am unwilling to indulge in.

    • janecita

      She was never a “supermodel!”

      • Ilgattomorte

        I defer to you. I’m no judge. I can’t even determine if she’s attractive. She could just as easily be a pretty plaster cast to me.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I agree. At best she was a show-room model that people took out for test drives. Then Dolt 45 bought her cheap.

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        Is supermodel now a euphemism for hooker?

        • janecita

          I don’t know, but if it is, then yes, she was a supermodel!

    • John Frum

      I guess, but isn’t being the “best” Trump kind of like being the tallest midget? When it comes to Republicans and their President, “best” just means “least toxic”.

    • BigCSouthside

      Tiffany?

      • Ilgattomorte

        Nope. Doesn’t count! She’s somewhat outside of the family, at best. Besides, I defy anyone to tell me anything about what Tiffany thinks, does or believes.

        • BigCSouthside

          I’d bet she thinks her dad is a douche canoe and haaaaaaates Ivanka

        • aureolaborealis

          Well, she did try to bully contractors into giving her free work/stuff for the inauguration, so …

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Who?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Ah, relativity!….

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Well, she’s not a Trump by birth, so she has that going for her.

    • aureolaborealis

      I agree with you, but ‘supermodel’?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    They lost the election that they should have won because they spent seven times the amount of money that [SOB!] my father spent.

    For all the marks against him, at least he agrees Hillary should have won.

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Notice he doesn’t mention how much money Russia spent.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        or all the Super PACs.

  • lowenufc

    Dammit- I just get back from taking the doggie for her treatment, and everyone has already beaten the begeezus out of Eric Trump.
    If I may pile on, and paraphrase Monty Python, I can’t think of calling him anything more insulting than “Eric Trump”.

    • biologydave

      He’s the living embodiment of the sniveling, little rat-faced git.

      • chortlingdingo

        Now that’s a huge insult to rats. They are much cuter than he is. (The cuddly domestic variety, anyway.)

        • lowenufc

          True that. I had a pet rat, and I still miss her.

          • chortlingdingo

            They’re lovely pets. The only bad thing is how short their lives are!

  • Oblios_Cap

    Who told them those hair styles were attractive?

    • Stulexington

      Their daddy.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Everyone on the Trump payroll?

    • chortlingdingo

      They probably aren’t allowed to do anything with their hair that draws attention to how much more of it they have then dear old dad.

    • puredog

      Tonsorial Advisor D.J. Trump.

  • Stulexington

    How mean people are to treat us like common Democrats and obstruct all our grifting. How can such monsters call themselves human?

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    The upside is that if liberals aren’t people we won’t be mashed up into soylent green.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    Just had to share:

    This is amazing. Not sure who is responsible. pic.twitter.com/4LUi5C11zj— Mike Denison (@mikd33) June 7, 2017

    • Antonin Dvorak

      I needed that laugh. What a wonderful thing.

    • proudgrampa

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      At first I thought we were going to see an Ivanka label on that tropical-shirt-looking top.

    • Shanzgood

      OMG DID SHE REALLY WEAR THAT?!

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Yes, she did. You may proceed to scream now.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Aside from Spicy hiding in the leafy tit, that print on her blouse is the old chaise lounge pattern on ‘The Golden Girls’ lanai.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Stop making me like it.

    • Mavenmaven
    • aureolaborealis

      I heard she bought stock in Filene’s Basement before that press conference.

  • rubikcube

    RE: that picture with the Ded Leppard –have you ever seen a happier, more blood-thirsty pair of soulless fuckwads in your life?

    • anwisok

      Upvoted for Ded Leppard.

  • John Frum

    No surprise that Trumps think there are NotPeople. It’s fun to point out right now that when Trump was pissing on NATO, he said it “wasn’t fair to American taxpayers and people“. Clearly, Trumps think if you pay taxes, you’re not “people”.

  • One weird genetic trick that turns a 20 lb matrix of gum tissue into something resembling a human head!

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    Well, someone’s face reminds me a bit of the goo-based duplicates from the Dr. Who episode “The Almost People”

  • Covfefe

    One of the problems we faced in Vietnam was how to include African-American soldiers inside the class of “people,” without admitting the Vietnamese people within that class. It was imperative to treat African-Americans within As “people” because it was dangerous to be white in Vietnam if you couldn’t depend on the African-Americans serving side-by-side with you. The solution, worked out by the troops, was the term “round-eyes.” Calling ourselves “round-eyes” in the late ’60’s and early ’70’s was progress, of a sort.

    • janecita

      So, the Vietnamese were considered by the invading army, as non people? What were they supposed to be then?

      • LesBontemps

        Um, gooks?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Gooks….

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Isn’t that the racist term for Koreans?

          ETA: It’s such a weird term, because it’s actually the Korean word for “nation” or “country.” Derived from Chinese “guo”

          • Shanzgood

            I think it’s any Asian.

            Jeez, it’s been forever since I heard that word.

          • keenanjay

            May it rest in peaceful ignominy.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Green Grows the Grass….

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gringo

            It’s as good a story as any.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Disposable.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        It is ever thus during times of war– much easier to shoot someone if they are not “people.”
        Which has concerned me about Republicans for a few years now. They do tend to label everyone who disagrees with them as Enemies, at least.
        Eric’s just bringing it to the next level.

      • George Kaplan

        Targets.

        *sigh*

        It is always kind of like that. Going to war with people is much more convenient, psychologically, if you consider them “not-quite-people”.

        Take a look (if you can find them) at some of the propaganda films produced by Walt Disney during WWII.

        (These people are now our allies.)

  • Bitter Scribe

    “They become obstructionists because they have no message of their own.”

    Was this kid in a coma or something during the Obama years?

    His party controls the White House and both houses of Congress, and he’s whining about obstructionism? Hey, boy, maybe your father hasn’t accomplished anything yet because of his own incompetence.

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      Really, I think he’s just dumber than shit, but capable of parroting talking points.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        He did refer to his pops as a “great man”, after all.

      • Oblios_Cap

        A typical Republican, then?

    • Shanzgood

      How can the Dems be obstructionist when the administration hasn’t DONE anything in the first place?

  • Ricky Gay

    Man, talk about projection, that guy is Bell & Howell!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Just sub “Eric” for “Eva”

    ♪♪♪♪
    And the money kept rolling out in all directions
    To the poor, to the weak, (to the 1%) of all complexions
    Now cynics claim that some of the cash has gone astray

    But that’s not the point my friends
    When the money keeps rolling out you don’t keep books
    You can tell you’ve done well by the happy grateful looks
    Accountants only slow things down, figures get in the way
    Never been con artists loved as much as the grifting Trumps.
    ♪♪♪♪

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdkm5TOqYCU

  • Shibusa

    Those are some srsly awesome stills of the Trump brothers.

  • BigCSouthside

    The way he talks about his dad is kinda…cult-like

  • Oblios_Cap
  • Are we there yet?

    WTF — tRump is giving one of his rallies again.

    • Joe Beese
    • Bemused Australian

      Yeah, it’s bloody awful.

      • Are we there yet?

        WTF is he talking about?

        • Bemused Australian

          I liked the bit where he talked about what a great friend he is of the labour movement.

          • Are we there yet?

            Why the hell would anyone want to work in a coal mine?

          • Bemused Australian

            Trump previously called them a bunch of losers in a 1990 interview.

            I like the challenge and tell the story of the coal miner’s son. The coal miner gets black-lung disease, his son gets it, then his son. If I had been the son of a coal miner, I would have left the damn mines. But most people don’t have the imagination-or whatever-to leave their mine. They don’t have “it”

            https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027631597

          • Are we there yet?

            Classic.

          • Manders

            Yes. That’s what they’re lacking. Imagination.

            I think I’m going to rename my savings account “Imagination.”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Himself.

          What does he ever talk about?

    • NastyBossetti

      Oh? Is he in the “GREAT STATE of OHIO”, with “Obamacare victims,” perchance?

      • Bemused Australian

        Yep. That’s pretty much it. Also, America has not built the interstate highway network since it was built. Or something.

        • NastyBossetti

          That’s true. We only built it the one time. It could use some work, but building it again just seems excessive.

          • Bemused Australian

            You’ll never MAGA with that sort of low energy attitude. Sad.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Trump wants to build a separate one only registered Republicans who donate to him are allowed to use.

          • NastyBossetti

            Good. It will probably be a shit road. And it will be full of shit people. And the rest of us will know to stay away from it.

          • keenanjay

            With blue state tax money, of course.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Duh! How else are the slackjaws going to buy themselves anything?

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      When the going gets tough, the Derp holds a rally.

      or something like that.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Even a Nexus-6 replicant has more empathy, decency and humanity than a guy who rips off pediatric cancer patients and shoots endangered animals.

    Someone recall and reprogram him, quick!

    • Joe Beese

      Typical liberal move, playing the “boo hoo, I’m a child with cancer” card.

      • Bemused Australian

        Yeah, snowflakey little chemo kids. They can’t even grow hair properly. Sad.

        • Sedagive ’em Hell

          “I like kids who didn’t get cancer.”

          – DT

          • Bemused Australian

            They are the winners.

  • j regan p

    He’s just parroting some bullshit he heard the grown-ups say. Its actually pretty familiar sounding since it smacks of the Republican House when our beloved 44 was trying to make sense of this bullshit…Who’s letting him out loose and able to wander around saying stupid sentences filled with adolescent superlatives to journalistic giants like Hannity? I wonder who’s been assigned to him. How ever was supposed to watch Eric, ‘ya fired’.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “Squirrel!”

  • chazmanr

    Eric Trump was a registered Democrat so recently that he was not allowed to vote for his poo-flinging progenitor during the GOP primary. Oops.

    • Manders

      I forgot about that! Boy, just when you think things couldn’t look worse for him.

  • canes_pugnaces

    “Obstruct a great man…” that is so richy rich.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Barack Obama?

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      The only thing “great” about his dad is the size of his ass. And it’s getting greater by the day.

      • ariel_gee_398

        Trump’s chins libel!

  • NastyBossetti

    Perhaps Merriam-Webster would like to make “morality” their word of the day.

    • jesterpunk

      They have a better word for the Trump family.

      https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/872423119079821312

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        MW are amazing trolls.

        • Bad Tom

          MW schools us all in how trolling should be done.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        whaaaat?….

        • anwisok

          They, unlike certain other “people,” actually DO have the best words.

  • SweetDeeKat

    Holy shit. Photo #1 and #3 clearly show him to be a Reptilian. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

    • NastyBossetti

      I thought that said “potato” instead of “photo,” and I was like… what am I missing here? We are divining things through potatoes now? My people came from Ireland, so why wasn’t this information passed down to me?

      • SweetDeeKat

        Divination through a potato – why not? Seems valid.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      I remember seeing a thing that said that too much controlling parental attention, or none at all, are overwhelming indicators of psychopathy in the resulting adult. So, he hits both?

  • Proud Liberal

    That is how all conservatives see Democrats. I saw a bumper sticker once that said “My dog is a democrat.” Fuck you conservatives!

    • Pookabun

      Maybe that was a Democrat though? Like I would definitely say my cats are Democrats (except the boy cat, who knows with boys and he poops in the bathtub sometimes but the girls, no question).

      • Proud Liberal

        Yeah, I live in Utah. I doubt it.

    • My tentacled snake is a Republican.

      Lives happily in a swamp, doing nothing but taking advantage of under-educated goldfish that are just trying to swim in its jurisdiction.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Hey, that’s not an insult. Dogs are borderline angelic beings whose only faults are not being stingy in what they eat and where they poop. I take it as a compliment.

  • ltmcdies
    • Vincent Ricola

      Brussel sprouts are awesome and I stand strong with the 51%.

      • Proud Liberal

        Roasted brussel sprouts are the best!

        • Shanzgood

          I am doing that for dinner tonight!

        • chortlingdingo

          I had some the other day! I like to let some of the layers fall off when tossing with olive oil, so they get crispy crunchy in the oven.

        • Opalescent Riddles

          But roasted trump, not so much. Unless it’s in the comedic sense, or with votes.

      • ltmcdies

        I agree …I love my brussel sprouts and I hate Trump….

      • Fear of Twitter

        Brussel sprouts are great. For me to poop on.

        • Vincent Ricola

          YOU ARE WHY THE COUNTRY IS SO DIVIDED!

    • Sedagive ’em Hell

      A brussel sprout would make a better president.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Soon he will rival smegma and toe jam in popularity.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      49% of Americans have never had properly prepared brussel sprouts.

      • The Wanderer

        Roasted with balsamic vinegar?

        • Claire

          And garlic. Maybe bacon.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          That’s one way!

      • Internet Hitler

        Prepared any way they are repellent to me. Make a note of it for next time you bake me a cake or something.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          No wonder they call you Internet Hitler!
          (I’m teasing of course. Mostly.)

    • laughingnome

      Gonorrhea/Brussel Sprouts 2020

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      538 has its lowest numbers ever: 55.8/38.6% disapprove/approve…..it’s on a new wave downward….

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Only in a hateful world do lovers appear to be not human. Their world must be quite horrifying to live in.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Fredo Trump: “I’m smart. Not dumb….like they say. I’m smart.”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBu040aXsAA21_M.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger

    • GHOSTWRITER WANTED: Book tentatively entitled “Self Dealing Ain’t Stealing”

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Got to launder that money somehow…

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      You know, their kind of grifty finger pointing is the kind where a thumb is pointing to heaven and three fingers are pointing back at themselves….

    • proudgrampa

      You use that word.

      I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

    • Odo is so people, though.

    • Pookabun

      Except Odo is adorable. Maybe Odo’s long lost and totally gross brother though.

      • IKR! He’s probably shooting animals because they’re “solids”.

  • American Businessman surprisingly very bad at business.
    http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/07/news/economy/trump-travel-ban-paris-global-tourism/index.html
    Who knew?

    • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

      All of us, Katie?

  • Proud Liberal
    • Bill D. Burger

      Great need for a paternity test there.

      • Proud Liberal

        Most definitely.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      Yes. They’re all a bunch of ugly-ass motherfuckers. Fuck ’em.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Not that I am a fan of hunting endangered wildlife, but at least in that photo, Eric’s hair is less American Psycho. The facial hair also helps hide his hideous mug. I think he should go that route again.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I believe Vogue calls it “tousled Klanman chic.”

    • Bill D. Burger

      I think “burka” every time I see him.

      • keenanjay

        Dirka, dirka, jihad. USA fuck yeah!

    • NastyBossetti

      His dad probably won’t let him.

  • canes_pugnaces
    • Proud Liberal

      I wish they would hurry off that damn cliff!

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        He’s still grooming his brownshirts…

      • Oblios_Cap

        Lemming-ly!

    • Vincent Ricola

      Needz moar strong gust of wind votes.

    • BadKitty904

      If only.

  • bookish

    Soft rich boys killing defenseless animals with big guns.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      You got that right – those safaris consist of other folks who know stuff carrying their equipment, setting up their camp, loading their guns, pointing out the animals and telling them when to pull the trigger, then handling the dead animals from there on out and taking their pictures with their “kills”…

  • Oh For Fucks Sake

    Trump, speaking in Cincinnati just now, said he’d like to thank “all of those involved” in the creation and planning of the Erie Canal.

    Frederick Douglass is feeling left out.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Low bridge, everybody down
      Low bridge for we’re coming to a town
      And you’ll always know your neighbor
      And you’ll always know your pal
      If you’ve ever navigated on the Erie Canal.

    • laughingnome

      I’d like to thank my dentist for the Root Canal.- Trump probably

    • The Wanderer

      “I thank dead people.”

      • To which his son replies, “I see non-people.”

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Someone must have got him a kindergarten sing along record recently.

    • Crank Tango

      When’s he gonna get with the times and finally build a transcontinental railroad?

  • aktlib101

    OT: an interesting article in The Guardian, on recent human bone findings in Morocco:
    Oldest Homo sapiens bones ever found shake foundations of the human story
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jun/07/oldest-homo-sapiens-bones-ever-found-shake-foundations-of-the-human-story
    “Idea that modern humans evolved in East Africa 200,000 years ago challenged by extraordinary discovery of 300,000-year-old remains in Moroccan mine”

    • The Wanderer

      Hmm! It’s going to be interesting to see how this new datum fits into the overall scheme of things.

    • Fear of Twitter

      See? Scientists keep changing their minds! Pass the bible please.

    • jesterpunk

      That cant be right, republicans said the world is only 6000 years old and anyone who disagrees is part of the war on Christianity!!!!

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Sorry – it’s just Jews who are 6000 years old -book spoiler alert!…

        • jesterpunk

          Wait you are supposed to read the book? I thought you just had someone pick out the parts for how its ok to hate people.

    • NastyBossetti

      You mean to tell me that 300,000 years of evolution have led to Eric Trump?

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        That would be devolution…

    • chortlingdingo

      Oh I saw an article about that! They also said that while the skull shape was different from ours, they would have had eerily similar faces to modern humans.

    • chicken thief

      Maybe a tur-nay-der done swooped his ass up and plopped him in Morocco. I done seen it with mah own eyes – cows a’flyin and landing way over yonder.

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • The Wanderer

      “Papa was Home Secretary, uh, and, uh, Ma won the Derby.”

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Bah. No mare would produce such a specimen. Equine libelz.

    • Everrett Fanuelli
      • georgiaburning

        He does get points for being able to start the engine on that Triumph.

        • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

          Why, was it damp out?

          • georgiaburning

            Of course, it’s Britain

  • Claire

    According to this poll, there is now no age group at which more people approve of Mango Hitler than disapprove of him. White men continue problematic.

    https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/872504594752045056

    • White men will always be problematic.

      • Bobathonic

        I’m sorry, we are just the worst.

        • I’m one and I concur.

          • CripesAmighty

            *crunch*(bag on head)

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          Uh huh uh huh we bad….

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    As a non person, I take exception to a Trump lecturing the American people, or non people, or anyone at all for that matter, on the subject of morality.

  • “Morality is gone” says the man who literally stole money from children with cancer.

    • Moebym Reborn

      So calling a liar and a fraud a liar and a fraud means that morality is gone? Curious.

      • TJ Barke

        Just like calling out and shutting down fascists is the real fascism.

        • We just hate him because he is rich and conservative.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      He knows because he took it and flushed it down his dad’s golden toilet.

  • Vincent Ricola

    OT – CNN reporting that Comey’s statement has been released ahead of tomorrow’s hearing and they’re reading it live on air. Whoa if true!

  • MynameisBlarney
    • eyelashviper

      Does it like Temptations? I have a bunch here…
      Nice Kitty, now put down the horse.

    • SeeTrain65

      Answers to “PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!!!!”

  • Hemp Dogbane

    This is bad news for Big Soylent.

  • BadKitty904

    OK, did you guys break the Wonkette?

    • Shanzgood

      What happened?

      • BadKitty904

        No new posts for a couple of hours. We seem to be back on track now…

        • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

          Keep in mind that our Great and Wonderful Leader is on the road right now. Without her firm hand at the helm the staff just skives off for the day.

          • BadKitty904

            Those scamps!

  • laughingnome

    Brooke Baldwin got erect nips reading a portion of the Comey statement on air.

  • therblig

    let’s face it. none of trumpy’s kids have any marketable skills and without the family business and the long term payoff of inheritance, they’d be living under an overpass and giving blowjobs to buy meth (ok, maybe one marketable skill). so, of course they have to stick up for daddy.

    • Jennifer R

      Look at those mouths and tell me either of those boys could suck a dick.

      • Shanzgood

        Thanks for the visual.

        • Jennifer R

          I am here to please.

  • Democrats spent 7 times more than Trump himself spent.
    But were pretty even with what the GOP spent
    Because Trump did NOT self fund his campaign

    • georgiaburning

      It’s likely he made a profit, renting his property back to the Repub campaign fund and charging them for expenses.

      • I wish someone would look into that- should all be accessible info, non?

        • DT

          Non. They’re hidden behind 501(c)4’s.

          • Weird, how much was spent during campaigns should for SURE be public info.

          • DT

            The Supreme Court thinks not.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Don’t forget how much the Russians spent, too.

  • PixieThis

    As I always say, I’m not quite human…because it’s embarrassing to share the DNA pool with someone like him.

  • norcalOG

    Looks like there are at least 66,000,000 non people who voted last November. What to do with all of them? Hmmm…

    • Those were all illegals.

      • norcalOG

        Looks like I’m on my way back to Mexico. Even though my ancestors are English and Scots Irish who arrived here early 18th century. But I do speak a little Spanish (Vino, por favor y un Dos Equis, tambien).

    • PixieThis

      FEMA camps. I do love a good Summer camp!

      • CindyinEncinitas

        The lake, the smores, the stolen liquor, panty raids!

        • beavertank

          I would avoid the Zyklon B showers, though. They’re a little rough.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      What about a nice “resettlement in the East”? They can have their own nice “country” in the middle of this desolate forest right here. Just dig this nice hole first–it’s, um, for parking.

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    Most Democrats are not real people. They’re Marxist robots without any real reasoning abilities characteristic of humans.

    • Edith Prickly

      Hey TLM, what’s up? do you have any thoughts about gay sex to share with us today?

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        Gay robot sex!

        • Bad Tom

          Robosexual!

    • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

      A robot calling us robots? How ironic…

    • ltmcdies

      is there a reason I shouldn’t just block this shit right now…bots aren’t really that much fun.

  • Shibusa

    As somebody remarked over at TPM, Eric makes Bristol Palin sound like an astute political commentator.

  • Wild Cat

    This sick fucker can’t afford Tom Cruise–level plastic surgery? pathetic.

    • eyelashviper

      Sad Sack face, even turned down as an extra for Zombie Apocalypse.

      • Wild Cat

        Let’s go all Full Metal Godwin Eugenics and just let the neo-nazis know maybe demented gold-digging Slavs and Germanic genocidalists shouldn’t copulate? (Just kidding . . . )

    • Edith Prickly

      Plastic surgery won’t help, he needs a face transplant.

      • Wild Cat

        Since he kills beautiful animals, a new dick, too.

      • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

        Nah, a head transplant.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      It’s not his face that’s ugly. It’s his character.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    You got that right, Eric. We deserve better than shit shit as a country. So, go grab your dad by the pussy and escort him to the exit and don’t let the fucking door hit you in the ass while you’re at it. Fuck you.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    OT – Well, that was different. I got catcalled by 2 different women on my way to the grocery store.

    I’m so tired of people, I really am.

    • And to think what I’d give for a cat call from a woman.

      Where do you shop?

      • Wild Cat

        Women haven’t looked at me since Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon—and who can blame them?

        • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

          Women only look at me to take my order. 😞

        • vivian

          Hey! SPOILERS!!!

    • :snuggle:

    • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

      Pay ’em no never-mind, hon. You’re worth a boatload of ’em and you know it.
      Know what works? When you get subjected to nonsense like that, stop, turn, look at them like you just stepped in something unprintable, then deliberately turn away and continue on. The Cut Direct. Makes ’em go MENTAL.

    • georgiaburning

      Don’t lose hope, 42% of us are actually tolerable. And you need to ignore my Aunt Katy, she’s not going to change at her age.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent
    • Claire

      ” I explained that we had briefed the leadership of Congress on
      exactly which individuals we were investigating and that we had told those
      Congressional leaders that we were not personally investigating President Trump. I reminded him I had previously told him that.”

      Huh. So he DID tell Trump that he wasn’t under investigation, at least not by the FBI. And if he wasn’t under investigation at the time Comey got fired, it’s a pretty good bet he’s not now either.

      But Comey’s a white hat and is going to save all of us. Yeah, that’s looking likely.

      • Weird Comey leaked his statement before his testimony

        • ltmcdies

          this fucking guy has to pick a lane now and stop trying to be everything to everyone.

          • Wild Cat

            He’s a 6′ *8″ coward. And an utter moron. Obama’s greatest unforced error.

          • He’s an ass coverer, but still, this makes no sense. His best hand for all sides was keeping mum until tomorrow
            Unless he is just as babyish as the orange idiot and HAD to one up. Or, unless this is BS cobbled together and put out as “news”
            What’s the source on it?

          • Claire

            I feel like he picked a lane a year ago and now he’s just trying to keep his reputation intact while his hand-picked President rampages around like fucking Godzilla destroying the country and imperiling the world.

        • Claire

          Honestly, after reading it I don’t feel like there was much in it that hadn’t been leaked already. On the other hand, I don’t recall anyone else’s statement being released beforehand, so yeah, it is kind of weird.

      • Wild Cat

        We’ve had a slo-mo coup d’etat since 1994. They’re all in on it. The rest is just enjoying watching the morons suffer, and unenjoying watching the innocent suffer.

      • HazooToo

        That sort of shit is the reason that Macron is our new boyfriend, and not Comey. He sucked.

        • Claire

          Right? I’m going to post a picture of us and Macron to Facebook and “accidentally” tag Comey in it.

      • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent

        Reread carefully his last conversation with DJT, which was April 11. Again Trump asked him to get the word out that he was not being investigated. Comey refers him to DOJ to make the request.

        Comey does not say that at that point–right before he was fired–that DJT was not under investigation.

        Careful wording, that.

        • Claire

          I’ve read it carefully. Believe me, I would love to find a secret message that tells me that Trump wasn’t under investigation when Comey told him he wasn’t under investigation, and then the next morning there was an investigation under the Christmas tree. This doesn’t look to me like Comey was either saying or implying that Trump himself was under investigation at any time, up to when Comey got fired.

  • DerrickWildcat

    It’s easier for him to saw up and eat people if he considers them not real.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      “With some exceptions, I’m a vegetarian”– Jeffrey Dahmer. (not really said by him, it was just a funny meme that came out after 45’s lawyers said “with some exceptions”).

  • marxalot

    Saw “Logan” last night at the dollar movies. Eric up there reminds me of the kid just billed as “lizard boy.” Except lizard boy put up a decent fight against the impressively interchangeable villains.

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      Reavers, the interchangeable villains were Reavers. Even in the comics they were your basic interchangeable goons, like Hydra soldiers or AIM soldiers. Just a bunch of fractal cybernetics without names. I loved seeing them finally used.

      • marxalot

        Guns for hire, working for immoral corporation with gov’t ties, pretty normal c-list X-Men stuff. But I liked the movie.

  • jodyleek

    Oh Eric, you homely snowflake. Your father has been stinking up the political atmosphere with his breathtaking lack of decency since the beginning of his campaign (if not before). Tell your dad this from me: He who smelt it, dealt it.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño
    • Edith Prickly

      Worst slashfic ever. Would not fap.

  • Jennifer R
  • AlwaysUsePoison

    You know who aren’t real people? Homosexual men. Because real people don’t desire to insert their erect porking sponge into another man’s bunghole.

    • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

      Hi, TLM!
      Bye, TLM!

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      Hey, Turgid. Welcome back. How’s it hangin’?

    • Wild Cat

      Why can’t you accept your homosexuality?

    • Except that they do? So there is that?
      Dude just try it already. We know you want to- you have more descriptions for anal sex than anyone I have ever encountered in my life and that includes some pretty gay guys

      • Wild Cat

        His subscription to “Blue Balls” has expired, so he’s come here to cruise. Pathetic.

        • Never gonna get a date at this rate.
          We ought to set him up with Grindr

          • Wild Cat

            Do you think he’s a top or bottom? I think the latter.

          • Oh, TLM is for SURE a bottom. And a bottom bottom too, not a power bottom.
            Which is cool, whatever gets you through the night. I am a bit subby sexually myself so I do not judge

          • Wild Cat

            I’m all for his rights to be a proud gay human. I wonder why he’s against his own rights?

          • He’s afraid of love?

          • Wild Cat

            Could be. Maybe we can set him up with Karl Rove or Jeff Gannon Guckert?

          • He needs a more gentle hand, probably

          • Wild Cat

            Rudy Giulinai is taken. Perhaps Gary Sinese?

      • jesterpunk

        There are gay porn websites that dont think about anal sex as much as he does.

    • vivian

      First week of the month and here’s TLM, like cockwork, punching in.

      • ltmcdies

        they must work on a rotation?

    • jesterpunk

      Did your boyfriend let you out of the closet for a few hours again?

    • dshwa

      You know, there’s entire websites devoted to ways to effectively troll for some D. I’m a straight guy, and even I can tell ur doin’ it wrong with this method.

    • UnsaltedSinner
    • Swampgas_Man

      Ooo, TLM is back!

    • *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

    • Gregory Brown

      You just can’t let go of all that dick, can you? Come out of the closet, Honey!

    • clicknread

      I’ve seen a lot of closeted gay men, but you have clearly been playing amongst the hangars and shoe rack in the walk-in for quite some time now.
      Everyone on this page understands that you spend abut 70% of your waking hours thinking about anal sex. Just go on grindr already, find someone to “insert their erect porking sponge” (okay, maybe more like 80%) into your “bunghole” and you’ll feel better.

      https://help.grindr.com/hc/en-us/articles/217694607-Setting-up-your-Grindr-account

  • Rickyphoo

    I forget, is he Uday or Qusay?

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      I don’t think it matters.

      • ltmcdies

        interchangeable

    • Three Finger Salute

      Ixnay on the Airhay Elljay.

  • Shibusa

    Eric’s ham-handed stab at dehumanization of Democrats sure seems like a dog-whistle to the unhinged fundie Trumpkins–You know, the type who sees White God at the top of the pecking order, with white “Christian” males below that, and then maybe some very obedient white Christian women, then all manner of wild mammals and sharks and eagles, followed distantly by THE OTHER–the brown, the atheist, the Muslim, the LGBT, etc. Dehumanization gives people a mental loophole that lets them hurt others,or take away their rights, or god knows what, without even a twinge of conscience. This is deeply disturbing and unhealthy, imho.

    • My favorite is the whining about obstruction.
      The Democrats have no national power. None. They have no power in any of the three branches of federal government.
      None at all.
      How the hell are they obstructing anything?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        We’re obviously obstructing by breathing. I wish our leadership could do some actual obstructing, then I’d be able to sleep at night.

        • They’re trying really hard but Turtle keeps changing the rules to prevent them from obstructing his heir ways.
          Which is funny, because here is the heir whining about obstruction all the same

      • YoBunnyBunny

        For people with no power, the Dems sure are doing a shitty job. I mean, the FEMA camps aren’t even online yet and the 2nd Amendment is STILL in the Constitution. We could have at least gotten taco trucks on every corner.

      • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

        They are being MEAN to DADDY! It reminds me when I was a kid. My Dad was a pretty terrible driver–drove at whatever damn speed he wanted to, by God, never signaled, started slowing down for red lights a block or so back so they’d turn green and he wouldn’t have to shift gears, etc etc. But he was Daddy and my mother worshipped him (“Your father is such a good driver.”). He was a professor, and they lived in Berkeley, which is essentially a small town, and pretty much all the professors drove exactly the same way. But they came to visit us in Los Angeles and my mother was horrified. “They…honked….DADDY!”

        Also, the idiot son is simply repeating Daddy’s argle-bargle.

        And also, too, it’s not even a dog whistle at this point. It’s more like a megaphone in a stadium.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Martin Niemöller hit Eric with a steamroller.

      https://www.ushmm.org/lcmedia/photo/lc/image/alpha/usma0084.jpg

  • Eric Trump is a dead ringer for Butthead..

    • natoslug

      Eric Trump is a dead ringer for Inbred Twatwaffle, also too.

      • vivian

        I think he’s just a dead ringer… period.

        • natoslug

          But is he pining for the fjords?

    • Wild Cat

      Does he invent beautiful gynecological instruments for bad women?*

      *Apologies to Cronenberg.

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        Eric is a type of body horror that not even Cronenberg would touch. Worse than Brundlefly.

        • Wild Cat

          There’s a prominent artist that does set pieces based on “Dead Ringers.”

      • Gregory Brown

        And to Jeremy Irons. Both of him.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      Butthead was well-meaning and not particularly cruel. Eric Trump is a swamp of toxic waste.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    A follow-up on the link shared downthread with no editorializing by me. Please read if you haven’t already.

    Repost of original link with apologies to previous user.

    https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/06/how-the-trump-russia-data-machine-games-google-to.html

    Time Magazine follow-up

    http://time.com/4783932/inside-russia-social-media-war-america/

    The Guardian on Brexit.

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/07/the-great-british-brexit-robbery-hijacked-democracy

    If you read nothing else today, please take some time with these.

  • He looks like that thing from the X-Files that comes out once a century to eat people’s livers.

  • kareemachan

    drumpster has singularly ugly kids.

    Iwanka probably had I don’t know how much plastic surgery….

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      There’s not enough plastic surgery to remove Ivakavich’s ugliness.

    • Annie Jomes

      Cheek and chin implants for sure, nose job probably, and lip fillers. Girl’s face is about 40% man-made materials.

      • Gregory Brown

        I’m thinking the DNA contribution from dad wasn’t from “that” dad.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Hmmm… Has anybody heard from all those Very Concerned Serious People who spent all of 2016 lecturing at Dems/Liberals to stop dehumanizing the Right White Citizens by calling them racists, homophobes, misogynists, Islamophobes, xenophobes and general Deplorables???

    WHEEEEEEERE ARRRRRRRRRRRE YOU????

    • jesterpunk

      Ask the New York Times about it, I am sure they will have an article out soon about how Democrats are the real bad people here for refusing to reach out to the right wing.

  • elviouslyqueer

    0/10, would not fuck. Even with Ivanka’s strap-on.

    • Wild Cat

      Even Charles Laughton wouldn’t bottle fuck him.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      And your standards are really, really low. ;)

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    Liberals think that a “marriage” between two men who can only consummate said “marriage” by violating each other’s anuses is about “love” and “commitment.”

    • Edith Prickly

      That’s more like it. You want all of Eric’s “love” and “commitment”, admit it.

    • jesterpunk

      Are you still mad that no one wants to have sex with you? Just create a grindr profile already and you will find someone.

      • therblig

        he needs to take advice from his brother “AlwaysUseRoofies”

        • jesterpunk

          He is related to Bill Cosby?

          • therblig

            could be, though i doubt if he has a very fat albert

          • jesterpunk

            He might be his cousin tiny dick Albert.

          • whirrll

            🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

      • Sekhmet1

        I wonder if having no luck on Grindr is his problem (or at least, one of them).

    • jesterpunk
    • beavertank

      So when I do my wife in the butt our marriage IS about “love and commitment” because we’re heterosexual, but when two men do the same thing it’s about “sin and fornication” because they’re gay.

      I see.

      • AlwaysUsePoison

        No, it’s perverted and disgusting to do anyone in the butt. You and your deviant wife need to be put in education camps.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Uh huh…
          And you should come out of the closet.

        • beavertank

          “Perverted” maybe, but “disgusting”? Nah. We’re clean.

        • Shanzgood

          So they can give lessons?

        • Jamoche
        • Gregory Brown

          Methinks thou protests too much.

        • But the progressives are the intolerant ones who don’t like other people’s opinions.
          Ladys and gentlemen and other, I give you Compassionate Conservative and his Education Camp Threats!

        • Hizzoner

          I already think they know how to do each other in the butt. What are they going to learn in education camp that they don’t already know?

    • Helene Logan

      Wow, you’re really obsessed with this.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

      TLM, get some new material. Got anything in a Russian Pee Hooker? It can be male Russian Pee Hookers, we’re not picky.

    • Edith Prickly

      Why don’t you ever get mad about ladies married to other ladies sexing each other? Your focus on men seems a tad….fetishistic?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Bet you like gladiator movies, huh?

    • Pre-Existing Condition Jack
    • jodyleek

      Two dudes are free to do whatever the hell they like to each other’s bung holes, with love and commitment or not, as long as they are consenting and of legal age. A hetero couple could marry and never have sex and hate each other. It doesn’t matter, because in either case, it’s NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      There you go again. Really, you should just go and indulge this obsession of yours a few times. Then it won’t have such a hold over you.

    • Gregory Brown

      Who the fuck asked you? And why should anyone care what you think? And why are you obsessed with butt sex, eh? You conservatives spend A LOT of time obsessing about butt sex.

    • dude have you NEVER had oral?
      I think I finally understand your problem….

    • Hardly Ideal
    • Sekhmet1

      And….?

    • Parakeetist

      Hi, TLM.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Soylent Greeen can hardly be described as people. It’s so processed and overcooked there’s hardly any people left in it!

  • beavertank

    An idiot Trumpspawn complaining about “lack of morals”? Ha! Now that’s a good one.

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    Progressives are NOT liberal. They are intolerant, nasty, foul-mouthed little totalitarians, whose first impulse is to silence any opposing opinion. They use the “flag abuse” button on Disqus. In real life, they use lawsuits, marches, demonstrations, boycotts, and when that doesn’t shut conservatives up, they use violence.

    • Edith Prickly

      Who the fuck are you calling a foul mouthed totalitarian?

      ANAL SEX ANAL SEX ANAL SEX, YOU LOVE IT

      • Wild Cat

        Think he plays “Chick-a-Boom” when he gets the 12″ dildo out at night?

    • Duchess Gummybuns

      Don’t take it out on us that you enjoy butt sex and can’t put your strong butt sex feelings into words.

    • beavertank

      Why are you describing Trump fans while talking about progressives? That’s pretty weird. I think you may have one of those weird rare brain disorders where things get all cross linked in your brain in weird ways.

      • Teecha

        synaesthesia?

    • jodyleek

      Lighten up, Francis.

      • Gregory Brown

        Majorly upvoted for the “Stripes” reference!

    • Anna Rompage

      Blah blah, blah blah blah, blah
      blah, blah blah blah
      blah blah…

    • keenanjay

      As a liberal elite, I wonder if you’re one of the ones I should pity. Economically and intellectually insecure.

    • mancityRed6

      (flagged)

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Do you think you should be immune from being told to shut up?

    • Gregory Brown

      Hey, guess what? I just flagged your dumb ass!

    • right cause…the right is so tolerant of anyone else’s opinion. Sure!

      • Bebecca

        Seriously, do these people come in here and think they have the magic words to change our minds from uber liberals to conscienceless republicans?

    • Hardly Ideal

      As a poet once said: You’re in MY house, motherfucker!
      https://xkcd.com/1357/

    • clicknread

      Why you still here all alone? No friends? Yeah, I don’t imagine you have any.

      At least we don’t slit people’s throats on the train. At least we don’t stab army vets on college campuses. At least we don’t shoot up churches. At least we don’t travel halfway across the country to stab black people for e-fame. At least we don’t run down Native Americans with our trucks. At least we don’t assault homeless people while we’re drunk. At least we don’t shoot at our neighbors for not being “American.”

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/31/portland-train-stabbing-racial-violence-trump-america

      https://thinkprogress.org/white-supremacist-blames-trump-for-inspiring-him-to-violence-at-campaign-rally-e016c74d8049

      https://www.rawstory.com/2017/06/kids-have-been-using-trumps-name-and-words-to-bully-classmates/

    • kaydenpat

      Why are you here? I’ve reported several of your “comments” as abusive and hope you get banned soon. Go back to Stormfront with the rest of your Nazis and White Supremacists.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Yeah, it must be the minority power whose filibuster was taken away who’re responsible for the Obamacare repeal failure, the lack of a tax cut bill, the failure to name nominees for over 400 top executive branch positions, and Eric’s daddy’s incoherence and criminal incompetence. Too bad this bunch is so easily tripped up.

  • Roni Raven, Undercovfefe Agent
    • beavertank

      Am I to pay compensation every time a rug is micturated upon in our fair county? No! I was NEVER involved with pee hookers!

      • H0mer0

        [it really tied the room together.]

    • mardam422

      I did not have pee sex with that woman, Ms. Fatale.

  • Robert Golden

    The MSM gave daddy over 3 Billion in free promotion. Daddy claims he’s worth 10 Billion, but had to sell stocks, before he tapped out in 2016. Why would some with even one billion have to sell stocks, to write a check? Last time I checked, to be a billionaire you would have to be worth 1000 million. Is daddy a liar?

    Now daddy is owned by not just Putin, but Mercer and Kochs too. No wonder daddy has no time for health care, jobs, trade, infrastructure, tax reform, or democracy. Daddy is too busy paying back Putin, Mercer, and Kochs, all of whom don’t mind where he gets it, as long as he gets it done, for them. Is daddy working for tips? I hear Exxon-Mobil has a lot of money.

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    When people think of a Democrat they envision Kathy Griffin, Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Al Franken, Elizabeth Warren, Anthony Weiner, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer.

    Think about that. You liberals must be very proud!

    Give me President Trump any day over those dopes.

    • Wild Cat

      “Give me President Trump any day over those dopes.”

      In your anus or your mouth?

      • jodyleek

        Why not both?

        • Wild Cat

          As a liberated gay man, he’s free to choose.

      • beavertank

        Something tells me his favorite book is “Tromp Pounded By Russian T-Rex Who Peed On His Butt Then Blackmailed Him With A Video Of His Butt Getting Peed On” by Chuck Tingle.

        • jodyleek

          His favorite book? Haha! Good one. His mom is typing his responses for him as he dictates to her in the basement.

          • Shanzgood

            Ew!

    • Edith Prickly

      He’s all yours.

      • weejee

        According to Putin, wouldn’t that be “He’s all urine”?

    • beavertank

      You’ve sure got us there, everyone’s first thought when they think “Democrat” is a comedian who has never held elected office and isn’t particularly famous.

    • jesterpunk
      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        Now THAT is the way to troll the Westboro folks– have so much fun & make so much music that nobody pays attention to the haters

        • jesterpunk

          They also played a song at an earlier concert. Its in my reply to TLM’s other comment. But the Foo Fighters do like messing with them.

    • Notreelyhelping
      • Shanzgood

        I bet that’s a really interesting “gift” shop.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      *President Rump

      fixed.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Only one of those people you mentioned has bragged about committing sexual assault.

    • mardam422

      I’m proud of every one of them.

    • jesterpunk
    • UnsaltedSinner

      Where did Obama go?

      • Three Finger Salute

        Montreal?

    • Why yes, we are proud; less so of Griffin and Weiner, but proud nevertheless. You see, when one is opposed to a racist, paranoid, corrupt, sexist, blitheringly stupid tower of human garbage, that is indeed a point of pride.
      Feel free to have Trump. And you may assume that I, and most of us here, have very clear ideas on what, as far as we’re concerned, you may do with same.

    • Except for Anthony there, the remainder of them are very accomplished intelligent people who have spent their lives helping others.
      Would figure you’d prefer Trump

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      And by “people,” you must mean cousin fucking butt worms like yourself?

      • HarpyLibtart

        butt worm libelz!!

    • Three Finger Salute

      I think of the Kennedys and Roosevelts, who would be considered “communists” in your world. I don’t care about Griffin, as she’s always been a D-list unfunny hack. And unlike the GOP, we purge pedophiles like Carlos Danger from our ranks, because they do harm to children. Your toe-tapping, underage-beauty-pageant-promoting creepers get elected to multiple terms in Congress and now, the White House.

    • clicknread

      What office does Kathy Griffin hold? I had no idea she was even running.

      But, hey, you’re the kind of guy who cheers a guy who steals charitable donations for kids with cancer and put them in his own pocket.

      Here’s the deal, microballs: You have said nothing, but nothing, but not one word to defend or support Trump. Not one example of his accomplishments. All you have is shouting “Hillary!” and “Obama!” You know what that tells us: Even you know Trump is a failure. You keep hoping if you go on a left site and babble, it sounds tough. You know what it sounds like? Desperation. And LOSING.

      So I’m happy you’re here. All of your comments just make you and your candidate and his followers look more juvenile and pathetic with each post. All of your comments remind us that Trump’s own supporters have no viable defense for him or even a good thing to say about him. All of your comments remind us that your are shit-scared that the Russia investigation will bite you in the ass. The fact that you are the only one here reminds us that the Trump troll army is shrinking.

      So keep talking. Your desperation and idiocy lets us know that we’re WINNING.

    • kaydenpat

      I’m proud of all of them. And? The fact that you’re proud of an idiot bigot like Trump says it all. He’s a mess.

  • AJ Milne

    Thank you. That clarified exactly nothing. And just when I was asking myself: ‘why is Fox asking a slightly faded department store mannequin’s opinion on who is people’?

    … also: isn’t there supposed to be some deal with the fairy godmother where his nose grows when he lies? Or am I in the wrong disturbing Brothers Grimm tale?

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    Rumor has it that Hillary uses a vibrating strap on to penetrate Obama’s asshole.

    • jesterpunk

      So in your fantasy are you Obama or Hillary?

      • Wild Cat

        Justin Bieber.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      So people will clearly know where you stand, I https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/198c31eb2a1f37f08ef9666ed468a85a89aa60b20c66ca17bfb9b55d6e935035.jpg ‘m sure you will be most comfortable wearing this.

    • puredog

      Turgid? Turgid, honey? Zat you?

      • mancityRed6

        I wonder if it really throws the trolls for a loop when we call them that and it isn’t?

        • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

          The robots all have to pop their stacks.
          And I think this one is a robot.

    • Duchess Gummybuns

      Well, you just can’t stop talking about butt sex, can you, dirty birdy?

      Always use lube.
      https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU

    • mancityRed6

      it must be sad in your world.

    • Anna Rompage

      Do you really think second grade humor is suppose to be funny, or shocking to anyone here?

      Now pull up your tube top honey, your ignorance is showing again…

    • ralphteb

      Rumour has it that trump is in hock to the Russians , is sexual predator, doesn’t pay his bills , is not very smart, is not a billionaire, is going to go to jail …..

      • davidhollenshead

        Führer Trump the Traitor is not going to jail, as our courts will Julius Rosenberg him.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      When my dog was a puppy, I let him out to poop, but when he was running across the deck to come back in the house, he noticed something chasing him. It was his poop following behind because he had eaten a piece of string and the string didn’t come all of the way out of him. He got scared by the poop chasing him and ran faster. I slammed the screen door shut on him because I didn’t want him coming in my house and bringing his poop with him. In this story, you are the poop.

      • whirrll

        😂😂😂😂😂🐽🐽🐽🐽👏👏👏👏👏

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Yet he remains classy, calm, and dignified. Truly, an amazing man.

    • You’re prettier than you are smart, TLM

    • Hardly Ideal

      Don’t knock it ’til ya try it.

    • Sekhmet1

      You’re on the wrong site for this. You’re looking for one of those sex fanfic places. One of them is called Breitbart.

    • clicknread

      No one wants to hear about the masturbation fantasies of a frustrated virgin.

  • chicken thief

    Sean Hannity still has a show?! With guests like Eric, I guess it’s still in it’s death throes.

  • This is a bit of an aside, but what the hell is with the “Fox News Alert” on the chiron? What is the alert? Is it that some people are mean about Eric’s daddy? If I go just by the text on the screen, it looks like the alert is just that Eric Trump is a representative of the Trump Organization. That’s not how this is supposed to work.

    • Cat Cafe for the Investigation

      It means “Grandpa, are you alert? You need to be alert. HELLO!??”

    • AJ Milne

      Well, in fairness, if Eric Trump claimed to represent me, _I’d_ sure as hell want to be alerted.

      More for serious, not that aside, I figure. As this thing _is_ kinda representative of the larger problem. And I’d be kinda curious what percentage of Fox’ airtime goes to anything you can really call news… After you subtract the talking heads opining on the significance of pasta recipes, the straight-up flogging of deliberate misdirection, the licking of the Orange Menace’s boots, whining about liberals’ annoying refusal also to lick said boots, erotic slow-mo shots of missiles launching, and excited flogging of whichever culture war front they’ve decided must be pressed this week (have we done anything on the war on St. Crispin’s Day yet? should prolly do that one), I wonder what’s left besides the commercials…

      Weather, maybe? Do they do weather?

      • davidhollenshead

        Fox tried to spin the hacking by “News of the World” as the victims of hacking, they also tried to get a POW, Bowe Bergdahl and his family lynched as Traitors, but they support Führer Trump the Traitor.

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      breaking news is something every news outlet flogs…so if you make everything breaking news, it looks like your the “leader” at breaking news.

  • sincarne

    I’ve always been a bit proud of this tweet.
    https://twitter.com/awhite/status/784016015994662912

    • thixotropic jerk

      Proud or frightened?

  • calliecallie

    Honestly, this is so disgusting it makes me hope that Melania gets Barron out before it’s too late for him.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      It didn’t help these guys– they were about Barron’s age when their mom left. Marla did it right– she got her girl the hell out of Dodge.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Maybe him being possibly autistic will be a rare benefit, as apparently they tend to be so logical and eager to please that they tend to have a strong moral code.

      • Duchess Gummybuns

        I think you’re right. My 20 year old daughter is autistic and she’s so unbelievably moral I sometimes wonder what I did to deserve her. She’s amazing!

    • davidhollenshead

      Its already too late for Barron.

      • Nyumbu

        Maybe not. Daddy doesn’t seem to want to have much to do with him, even though Melania tries to dress the kid like his daddy. I can’t imagine the teasing he gets at that posh school for his extra-long ties and black suits.

  • Victoria Kugler

    Elephant murderer.

    • phoenix00

      That’s what all moral humans do, amirite?

  • Bebecca

    Oh come on Eric, you hate him as much as we do. Some people will say anything to stay in daddy’s will. But don’t be surprised when it all goes to ivanka.

    • Three Finger Salute

      But don’t be surprised when it all goes to Jared. (Women don’t count.)

      FTFY

    • davidhollenshead

      The Trump wealth will be spent on an unsuccessful legal defense for Führer Trump’s Treason Charges.
      Jared Want won’t get the money, as he will be swinging in the wind along with Führer Trump, Pence, et al.
      We are a Nation of Law After all.

    • phoenix00

      His hands will go to Ivanka, that we know for sure.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I normally don’t rag on people for looking less than flattering in random screengrabs; even Rachel Maddow (may her reign be long) looks ridiculous half the time when I pause to get a coke.

    That being said, damn does Eric remind me of something:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIBDRyDQuo

    • Shanzgood

      Holy crap, that movie is 20 years old?!

  • Dear Eric Trump,

    Here’s an instructional video on how to be a ‘People Person’.

    Watch it now.

    Sincerely,

    A Friend

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVYWkfXcltA

  • whitroth

    This failure as a human being thinks he can delineate who’s human, and who isn’t?

    What *is* it with the entire male line of Trump? They *all* seem to have this Problem… to the point where, y’know, ancients like the Romans, when someone big fell from power, they’d kill the entire family, down to little kids, to prevent them coming back at them. Little kids is more than a bit much… but with the Trumps, I can understand how the Romans felt.

    They *really* need to be sentenced to NO MORE REPRODUCTION…..

    • davidhollenshead

      Yes, I wondered the same,
      Would the world would be better off if the criminals in the Trump family get sentenced to prison or lethal injection, and the rest be sterilized, as three generations of Idiots and Sociopaths is enough.
      Please like if three generations of Trumps is enough.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    There’s one person in the US who constantly deshumanize others. And he’s not a democrat.

  • Three Finger Salute

    He looks like the bastard child of Gary Busey and the Borg Queen.

    Quick, someone find his birth certificate?

    • davidhollenshead

      Eric is not a bastard, as he got his Orangutang genes from his dim daddy.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Lesser primates.

    • Nyumbu

      With that ugly pie-hole, no one will ever question who his daddy is.

      • resisting and persisting

        What is it with that anus-mouth that runs in that family? Have you ever seen it elsewhere? I haven’t!

  • davidhollenshead

    “A few moments later, the President said, “I need loyalty, I expect loyalty.” I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed.” — Comey
    They sound more like Mafia, than anything else. So its time we refer to Führer Trump’s family as the Führer Trump Mafia Family.

    • CumExApostolatus

      Mazzini Autorizza Furti Incendi Avvelenamenti (Italian: Mazzini Authorizes Thefts, Fires and Poisonings)
      It’s a freemasonry thing, you know, like the Bolsheviks. Same shyte, different group.

  • AlwaysUsePoison

    I hope Obama gets sickle cell.

    • clicknread

      We already know your mother never loved you and you spent most of junior high with your head in a toilet. Please stop reminding us. We don’t care.

    • Duchess Gummybuns

      I’m starting to think you just keep popping up here because you’re hoping it lands you in their “Dear Shit For Brains” column they do every week.

      Also, if you’re going to troll, at least be consistent and get back to talking about how much you like butt sex.

      • Sekhmet1

        He’s losing his touch. No purple prose penis metaphors in sight this time. Weak! Sad!

    • kaydenpat

      Go kill yourself. You’d make the world a better place instantly.

    • thixotropic jerk

      Not how it works dumbfuckey but about what I’d expect from an uneducated looooooosssssssseeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

    • Sekhmet1

      I hope you get a soul, some compassion for others and insight into your hate-filled existence.

      Oh, and a damn good root. Your anal sex fixation shows you need one.

    • pussygrabber in chief

      Oh dear. This may be my fault. Just yesterday i wondered to myself “What ever happened to TLM?” Sorry everybody.

  • sosuume

    “I’ve never seen such hatred,” because calling the head of the DNC “a total whack-job” is so kind. Isn’t that right, Eric? Eric?

    • kaydenpat

      Look how much “love” his father demonstrated during the campaign season and after his election. Hypocrisy is real.

  • stubbornirishlass

    I cannot. Every time I see that photo of these two cowardly grinning wastes of oxygen with a beautiful murdered trophy animal, I am filled with unspeakable rage. It tells me all I need to know.

    • BehaveYrself

      Truth. So unbelievably good to know I am not alone.

  • ServantToTheStars

    I think he’s the son of the cesspool boy.

    • Lara

      Definitely Trump’s son. He has his father’s flapping anus lips.

  • Olav_Pompatus

    I keep; forgetting .. is he Uday, or Qusay?

    • Incogneato

      Queesay.

    • SeeTrain65

      Rob … or is it Fab?

  • ibwilliamsi

    Needs a tiny square mustache.

  • Incogneato

    I can understand Qusay’s rage, though. I mean it’s totally unprecedented and unheard of for a minority political party to act obstructionist. In fact I might even agree that those who do something like that are not even people.

    • kaydenpat

      Republicans can get everything they want done without one Democratic vote. All this obstructionist talk is just an excuse for the fact that Trump is a lousy legislator. He can’t even get his own party to go along with his nonsense.

      • Odd Jørgensen

        If this administration don`t convince conservatives that the Republican Party is unable/unwilling to govern, nothing will.

  • Ducksworthy

    And who said that Dr. Mengele’s experiments never showed results.

    • kaydenpat

      So what is it mixed with? What animal is so horrid?

      • resisting and persisting

        That is your classic vampire/shitweasel, I’m pretty sure.

        • kaydenpat

          Good one!

  • azeyote

    a stinkin rich whiny white guy playin the victim is so Trumpian – must of run out of prairie dogs to shoot –

    • “M”

      And endangered elephants.

  • Kip TW

    People
    People who rob young cancer patients
    Are the Trumpiest people
    In the world!

    • kaydenpat

      And then have the nerve to talk about morals!!

    • phoenix00

      Trumpy != human != moral

  • Kip TW

    Losing my patience. When will this endless Upper Class Twit Competition reach the final round?

    • M.E. Lawrence

      And could we please ship the three eldest Trump spawn AND that hellish Duggar boy off to the same Arctic island where they can whine themselves to death?

  • akryan

    the sons look like that shape shifter from star trek: deep space nine

    • H0mer0

      Rene Auberjonois libel!!

    • phoenix00

      Odo turned out alright. Him and Sisko’s relationship was the 2nd most interesting relationship in the whole show IMHO (him & Garak easily first btw)

  • kaydenpat

    This post just goes to show that even billionaires can’t buy looks or class. And it’s hilarious to hear someone with the last name Trump talking about morals.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      They are so tone deaf, and devoid of a realistic self image it`s not even ironic anymore. Like when Melon said she wanted to use her position as 1st lady to combat cyber bullying. A good first step would be to break her husbands fingers, that would be a yooge step in the right direction to reduce online trolling.

  • kaydenpat

    To whoever moderates Wonkette, could you please clean up the aisle and remove comments by “AlwaysUsePoison”? Not sure why he’s still being allowed to post here with such gems as “I hope Obama gets sickle cell”. Get him out of here.

    • H0mer0

      one does not acquire sickle cell in adulthood but wingnuts don’t believe in science.

  • Keith Taylor

    Give the lad a break. He actually did say something cogent and true to Hannity. “I mean, morality is just gone. Morals have flown out the window. We deserve so much better than this as a country.” This is absolutely right. The U.S. and its people do deserve so much better. Just not in the way he seems to mean it.

    • phoenix00

      Always projection with these assholes.

  • Delu

    Hitler said something similar about the Jews if I remember right. It helped him get them into concentration camps and gas chambers.

    It’s how you spread hate and division, as well as justify acts of injustice and cruelty upon any particular demographic.

    Just claim that demographic is not human like the in group and therefore does not deserve the sort of treatment that integrity and honor would normally demand of one individual towards another. It’s also the mindset of the Europeans when they colonized parts of the world and enslaved some of these people from their colonies. These people are not LIKE them, they are inferior! That gives them all the right to ignore the golden rule and do things to them that they would normally not want done to themselves!

    Eric Trump does us a great service by showing an example of what Trumpians stand for, spreading division and hate.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Eric Trump does us a great service by showing an example of what Trumpians stand for, spreading division and hate.

      No no, we are the hateful ones, didn`t you hear the god-emperors prodigy say so?

  • Truly Madly Derply

    I muttleyed so hard at the 4th picture I felt my episiotomy staples pop. And the last time I had a babby was in 2001.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      Need to clean my keyboard now. Heal soon.

    • H0mer0

      I find it hard to believe your doc would have used staples as recently as 2001, but I was told by a classmate that the neurosurgeon he worked with before med school used superglue during the course of brain surgery. I was also terrified about my first poop after the episiotomy.

      • Truly Madly Derply

        omg, I know. thank vodka for COLACE.

  • geo1952

    Yo! Erick: Ебать себя товарищ!
    Hows that St Jude “Charity” Golf Outing working out for you and Daddy?
    Worse every frickin’ day. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83fdc9b4928706ea1869bb8b1e6333d5976f40140cc34af3f8c59190eb96638b.jpg

    • Newzheimer

      What is a picture of Trey Gowdy doing in this thread?

      • phoenix00

        Actually Draco Malfoy’s actor is quite a nice guy. Hence LIBELZ

  • Vaara Thaumetergist

    Yo Eric….when the oceans die because of your family….if we the ones who think it may be wise to do something about this issue are not people….than I guess you are lining yourself up to be the Soylent Green? Thanks for signing up in advance!

  • Jonny On Maui

    Hmmm… Eric seems as out of touch with reality as his dad. I’m shocked!

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Let’s not be too hasty and assume that Eric believes anything he says. He has to take these position in the public sphere in order to stay in the will.

    • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

      Exactly what I’ve been thinking about his caving on the whole kids cancer foundation thing. He started off trying to be ‘a people’ (as opposed to a reptilian wearing an ill-fitting human covering) but when Daddy put his tiny scaly clawed foot down and threatened to cut off the buckadingdongs, Eric tucked his normally hidden yard-long tail appendage between his soothingly cool green-tinted legs and went whimpering back to his corner.

  • ocbjack

    Those 2 fuckwaffles with the dead cat are definitely not people

  • pussygrabber in chief

    I particularly enjoyed the part about democrats being obstructionists with no message of their own. Obama isn’t even president anymore and the repubs message is still “Obama bad!”

    • HooverVilles

      Yep, it’s the Obama derangement syndrome.

  • Sharon Cooper

    Why does the asshole who looks like the Snotty Rich Asshole from every 80’s film every get to judge who is and isn’t a person?

    • Mark Lungo

      Because the richer you are, the more human you are. It’s science!

    • RugzYaBurnt

      He looks like if Draco Malfoy were deeply inbred and tacky to boot.

      • cicatricella

        that is an insult to the Malfoys. Expelliarmus!

  • Jany

    I expect an apology!!

  • The Librarian

    Well now, Eric, I may not be a person, but I’m also not a puckered asshole like you.

  • Quercus Queen

    Anyone else hear Dr Zoidberg’s voice saying “what’s with the projection”?

  • peteywheats
  • Newzheimer

    10/10 would throat punch.

    Eric first. Definitely NOT a people. Even though I hate people (ask anyone) Eric doesn’t even meet minimal qualifications to be considered a people.

    Let’s face it. He’s beneath classification. Slime mold aspires to be him.

    • Dinz6315

      I think it’s the other way around, actually.

  • crazymonkeylady

    Eric is a dead-eyed goon baby. That is all.

  • Chris

    Hillary Clinton called a segment of Trump’s fans deplorable and the world became unhinged. Eric Trump says all Democrats aren’t human and it’s business as usual?

    • Odd Jørgensen

      hey, don`t rock the boat.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      IOKIYAR

  • Dinz6315

    Try to remember, this is the dimwitted one who said during the campaign that his sister might rate a cabinet position because “she’s got the looks!”
    C’est ne pas la plus brillante ampoule dans le chandelier, if you get my drift.

    • Jukesgrrl

      If Democrats aren’t people, what are the French with their smarty-pants Paris Accords?

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Paris Accords? I want a Paris Civic or maybe a Paris CR-V.

  • ImdaPrincesse ™/MsWonderFall

    Truly unattractive people made uglier byline their vile attitudes.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    I’m confused. How do you tell which one is the vile, ugly one and which is the ugly, vile one?

    • QuestionMark666

      Hair color, light hair, vile always comes first

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Yes.

  • Odd Jørgensen

    yeah, the Dems are the hateful obstructionists, that`s the ticket, we go with that story. Why change now, when you have a perfect streak of reality-channeled lunacy.

  • Ergoetal

    I keep a folder on my desktop titled Trump’s Mouth. Thanks for the contributions.

  • tinker12
  • 28 Percent

    After the impeachment, can we just hand the whole family over to Kim Jong Un?

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