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  1. [17:03:26] *** maga1776 has joined #trump
  2. [17:03:53] <GRN_It_Is_Time> oh, law enforcement... *tips hat
  3. [17:04:29] <philandy> Remember, Fred ran vs Ron in 2008.
  4. [17:05:09] <twogenders> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxfKRGfiAYI
  5. [17:05:10] <Marco>  Fearless Oregon Local Schools #Antifa - Portland Free Speech Rally - YouTube
  6. [17:06:04] <theemacsshibe> gits
  7. [17:06:08] <DeplorableFinn> ALL RAISE
  8. [17:06:19] <DeplorableFinn> THE HONORABLE JudgeGorsuch PRESIDING
  9. [17:06:25] <theemacsshibe> ACTION stands up
  10. [17:07:09] <DeplorableFinn> OOPS, you may be seated
  11. [17:07:29] <theemacsshibe> *sits*
  12. [17:09:41] <philandy> Oh shoot, had my face glued to another screen during that. No Texting In Court!
  13. [17:09:58] <philandy> me toots his airhorn
  14. [17:12:57] <philandy> Anyone seen the latest placeboing videos
  15. [17:13:50] *** kafesh has joined #trump
  16. [17:14:24] <btina> https://twitter.com/AFP/status/872347074033065984  uh oh
  17. [17:14:26] <Marco>  AFP news agency on Twitter: "#BREAKING Suicide bombing at tomb of Iran's Khomeini: state media"
  18. [17:14:32] <Marco> A wild cuck has appeared in the channel! They yelled "I AM A FUCKING PUNK!"
  19. [17:14:34] <Marco> !deport them or !getout or !helicopter to GET 'EM OUTTA HERE
  20. [17:15:11] <DeplorableFinn> !helicopter
  21. [17:15:13] <Marco> DeplorableFinn took the cuck for a helicopter ride in 39.512 seconds! They have helicopter'd 71 cucks within #trump
  22. [17:15:35] <DeplorableFinn> btina: IRAN?!
  23. [17:15:38] <DeplorableFinn> nah mane, nah
  24. [17:15:51] <DeplorableFinn> where iranpede when ya need him
  25. [17:15:54] <btina> DeplorableFinn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
  26. [17:15:56] <Marco>  A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran - YouTube
  27. [17:16:01] <DeplorableFinn> kek
  28. [17:16:09] <DeplorableFinn> i cant listen now, in class
  29. [17:16:49] <btina> How did the refugee get out of Iraq?
  30. [17:16:52] <btina> "I ran"
  31. [17:17:06] <btina> I'm sorry.
  32. [17:18:57] <philandy> How did the Syrian survive the bombing at the pool hall? I raq then I ran.
  33. [17:19:08] <philandy> ;)
  34. [17:19:41] *** kekistani has joined #trump
  35. [17:20:09] <kekistani> r/politics loves trump almost as much as we do! http://i.magaimg.net/img/psb.png
  36. [17:21:08] <btina> philandy: Noice!
  37. [17:21:48] *** kekistani has quit IRC
  38. [17:22:00] <philandy> Thanks btina.
  39. [17:23:35] <DeplorableFinn> Fine, Hawaii wants to pay for India and Ghana, let them
  40. [17:23:46] <philandy> Maybe it should be about an American going to a Syrian pool hall, I raq then I ran the table.
  41. [17:23:49] <DeplorableFinn> tax the hell out of Zuckerberg, he has an address there
  42. [17:24:07] <philandy> Finn: source?
  43. [17:24:14] <DeplorableFinn> I doubt based KY would sign on to the Accord
  44. [17:24:36] <DeplorableFinn> philandy: http://i.magaimg.net/img/psb.png
  45. [17:24:46] <DeplorableFinn> 2nd from last
  46. [17:26:11] <philandy> Oh crap a whole state? DId Trump indirectly get states to stand up for their own rights?!
  47. [17:26:46] <philandy> This is going to be a great day for the history books if that happens.
  48. [17:30:30] *** maga1776 has joined #trump
  49. [17:32:37] <btina> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBs4sMLXUAAYQ2m.jpg:large  correct pic (suicide bombing but no apparent gore visible so sfw)
  50. [17:32:59] <btina> https://giant.gfycat.com/BelatedDirtyCicada.gif  and this is something completely unrelated but would probably make twogenders mad
  51. [17:33:51] <philandy> I think you posted those out of order. She orders a burger, gets one, then boom?
  52. [17:34:13] <DeplorableFinn> yeah i was referring to the burger being NSFL
  53. [17:34:28] <DeplorableFinn> wtf, more burgers
  54. [17:34:33] <DeplorableFinn> dude im so hungry now
  55. [17:34:42] <GRN_It_Is_Time> duuuuuude
  56. [17:34:42] <DeplorableFinn> lunch isnt for another hour maybe
  57. [17:34:47] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/GZEzsFR.jpg
  58. [17:34:58] <DeplorableFinn> nice weather in Iran
  59. [17:35:01] <philandy> I'm on keto so food doesn't phase me.
  60. [17:35:11] <DeplorableFinn> keto?
  61. [17:35:14] <DeplorableFinn> &g keto
  62. [17:35:15] <ChickenTendies> (DeplorableFinn) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet -- The ketogenic diet is a high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate diet that in medicine is used primarily…
  63. [17:35:35] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/xxTNa8T.jpg
  64. [17:36:10] <Marco> A wild cuck has appeared in the channel! They yelled "YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT RACISM"
  65. [17:36:10] <Marco> !deport them or !getout or !helicopter to GET 'EM OUTTA HERE
  66. [17:36:22] <philandy> I found out that the body actually can convert protein into carbs.
  67. [17:36:22] <GRN_It_Is_Time> !helicopter
  68. [17:36:22] <Marco> GRN_It_Is_Time took the cuck for a helicopter ride in 12.235 seconds! They have helicopter'd 2 cucks within #trump
  69. [17:37:10] <philandy> http://i.imgur.com/bG9bMb5.png
  70. [17:38:34] <philandy> And pertinent: http://i.imgur.com/xqIcHRc.jpg
  71. [17:40:24] <philandy> Anyways, while on keto looking at the nutrition facts I start to drool now if I see things with high fat and low carbs, like Ken's caesar dressing has 19g fat and <1g carbs.
  72. [17:40:30] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/xxTNa8T.jpg
  73. [17:40:41] <btina> Japanese garfield just can't enjoy his burger
  74. [17:40:56] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/Ogs6qgL.png
  75. [17:40:59] <btina> https://files.catbox.moe/mfdod0.png
  76. [17:41:40] <philandy> So tell me more about this hamtrollger please.
  77. [17:42:18] <btina> philandy: same thing you linked but animated https://media.giphy.com/media/RqTvI26dDTnxe/giphy.gif
  78. [17:42:20] <Marco>  Animation GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
  79. [17:43:06] <philandy> Why is that sexy dammit
  80. [17:44:18] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/U9rRExi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iz0wQSy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/aG094lg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fmV6wz4.jpg
  81. [17:45:02] <Marco> Tehran attacks: Suicide bomb detonated at Ayatollah Khomeini's tomb and one dead in Iran parliament shooting (independent.co.uk) by RenderFX (USA), link: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-parliament-shooting-suicide-bomb-mausoleum-ayatollah-khomeini-gunman-shot-guards-killed-tehran-a7776411.html#commentsDiv
  82. [17:46:33] <btina> there was a cool part of splinter cell blacklist where you break into the iranian embassy as an american super special badass agent and hold an iranian government official hostage and plug in some malware on a usb flash drive into a secure computer then break back out
  83. [17:46:47] <btina> of course that game is banned in iran
  84. [17:47:03] <Marco> MFW I Wake Up And Mr. Trump Is Our President (i.imgur.com) by CrashXXL (CA), link: http://i.imgur.com/L2RURCX.gif
  85. [17:47:41] <philandy> You can't spell pirate without someone getting irate.
  86. [17:48:02] <Marco> A wild cuck has appeared in the channel! They yelled "YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE"
  87. [17:48:02] <Marco> !deport them or !getout or !helicopter to GET 'EM OUTTA HERE
  88. [17:48:08] <philandy> !deport
  89. [17:48:10] <Marco> philandy deported the cuck in 7.662 seconds! They have deported 1 cucks within #trump
  90. [17:48:23] <btina> http://i.imgur.com/mfLbHcI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kK4BEF1.jpg
  91. [17:48:39] <btina> ok that's enough anime girls eating burgers
  92. [17:56:05] <GRN_It_Is_Time> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLqaKKZkyv8
  93. [17:56:08] <Marco>  Build That Wall Trumpstep - YouTube
  94. [17:56:43] <Marco> A wild cuck has appeared in the channel! They yelled "OLD ASS PIECE OF SHIT"
  95. [17:56:48] <Marco> !deport them or !getout or !helicopter to GET 'EM OUTTA HERE
  96. [17:56:51] <GRN_It_Is_Time> !getout
  97. [17:56:52] <Marco> GRN_It_Is_Time got rid of the cuck in 8.443 seconds! They have gotten rid of 1 cucks within #trump
  98. [17:58:46] <DeplorableFinn> this is iwhy japanese girls are getting fatter
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