Today I want to bring up a historical BadHistory perpetrated by Michelangelo.

Exhibit A

Ah yes, the famous statue of David. A classic in the art world, how can anyone have any problems with this? I do...

Going into battle naked would have been a very interesting tactic, this wasn't inside an amphitheater or a Greek games, this was war and in war you kind of try not to die. We know from the source material that the shepherd king did not use any armor but I think it is a safe assumption that he kept his clothes on unless he wanted his opponents to die of laughter at the size of that thing.

But that is not my issue. It is time for me to bring up one of the most dead horse issues on Reddit.

Circumcision

Yes, that word. If you look closely (as closely as you are willing to at another man's penis) you will notice that there is extra junk on his junk. Being Jewish, we can assume that they would have lobbed the knob at eight days of age... it would have been scandalous if it were found out that the royal head was unshaven. I would say that there is no chance in Gehanna that King David was not circumcised.