Why am I still here?

Jun 06
salparadisewasright:
“ sapphicdalliances:
“ jonpertwee:
“ hamfistedbunvendor:
“ jonpertwee:
“I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
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that’s already how it is in australia
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That’s just...

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:

jonpertwee:

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

that’s already how it is in australia

That’s just so fucked up. :(
Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Jun 06

cuddling fairy wrens

penfairy:

reblog if u agree

Jun 06
fruitcrocs:
“ aeon-fux:
“ firedanceryote:
“ kinkyeviscerator:
“ cosplaymutt:
“ So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….
”
WHAT A PERFECT BABY
”
To be fair I’ve done this too
”
he did nothing...

fruitcrocs:

aeon-fux:

firedanceryote:

kinkyeviscerator:

cosplaymutt:

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

To be fair I’ve done this too

he did nothing wrong 

his tail is a BLUR what an ANGEL

Jun 06

wizardlycatpants:

the-last-punbender:

vanilla-bean-meme-machine:

D&D writing prompt: Write a D&D adventure in the style of a famous author

GRRM: At the end of the first session I kill the PCs. Next session I tell them about how the NPCs from their backstories are getting killed and captured by the villains. Then the session after THAT I let them roll stats for the surviving backstory NPCs.

Brandon Sanderson: after like 3 sessions we start a new campaign with new characters. A few sessions into that, we start again. Then we go back to the first one. Then we start a 4th. Around this point, you all find out that actually, all of these campaigns take place in the same universe and you keep running into this one asshole NPC in every campaign. You meet 4 times/week.

Robert Jordan: The campaign is really good overall, but there are a lot of side quests and random adventures. It started with 5 PCs, but then they split the party, and some other friends wanted to play too, so now there are 20 PCs running around. This game has been going on for about twelve years, then I die and a friend who’s been following the story but hasn’t played takes over the campaign to finish it off.

Terry Pratchett: You start off by raiding an ancient tomb. You steal the treasure, and the dead in the tomb rise. They don’t attack you. They start complaining, asking you if they wander into your house and steal your nice burial urns, no they don’t, so could you please put that back and stop screaming, you vitalist fucks? When you finally get out, you run into the city guards who are all level 15. They arrest you and you get tried for thieving without a license. There’s a dragon in the cell next to you. It didn’t pay its taxes.

I have some good news:

Jun 06
mirroir:
“©wizard-s-tower
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Jun 05

Did a LARP photo shoot today; we had just finished a burn off on my property and the smoke was fantastic.

Jun 05
burlybanner:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ sweet-fiber-flips:
“Ben and Jerry’s gives No Shits
”
Yooooooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
”
Me: Well, isn’t that nice, Ben and Jerry’s are branching out and they’re changing th–OOOOH THEY WENT THERE
”

burlybanner:

dynastylnoire:

sweet-fiber-flips:

Ben and Jerry’s gives No Shits

Yooooooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: Well, isn’t that nice, Ben and Jerry’s are branching out and they’re changing th–OOOOH THEY WENT THERE

Jun 04

archiemcphee:

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Jun 04
  • BuzzFeed: 25 things you didn't know about Harry Potter
  • me, sipping my butterbeer: lmao try me bitch
Jun 04

the-candydan-can:

This is the most important thing I have ever reblogged