Donald "Dump" Trump (3 Roll-Pack) | Pet Waste Bags
"MAKE AMERICA CLEAN AGAIN"
Does the President not hold the highest office of public service? We at Poop Politics believe so! Let your President (or #notyourpresident) clean up your dog's poop for you! President Donald "Dump" Trump can handle any turd, small or YUUUGE.
When you order, you are purchasing three rolls of 9" x 13" biodegradable dog poop bags with 15 bags in each roll. Each bag will have the strength of a 12 billion dollar border-spanning wall, preventing leaks and tears at 15 micron in thickness. President "Dump" Trump's face will be printed on each bag, ready to clean your dog's poop on command. How's that for Commander in Chief?
In President Dump's own words:
"Nobody can handle poop like I do, believe me. My service - it'll be amazing. My face will take care of any problem, even if the problem's the size of ISIS. How? We're gonna bomb the hell out of 'em... with plastic bags. And remember, if your dog isn't a big loser, his poop is going to be tremendous. Nobody does tremendous like me. No one."
