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Donald Trump is back on the Tweeters and making an idjit of himself, using Saturday’s terror attacks in London as an excuse to call for his dumb travel ban, apparently because the only way to keep Britain safe is to prevent travel to the USA from majority-Muslim countries where Donald Trump doesn’t have any hotels. In fact, having a nice panic about the “need” for the travel ban was actually more important to Trump than offering support to London, which obviously someone pointed out he probably ought to at least pretend to care about. Stirring up fear comes naturally to Trump, but faking empathy does not:

Calling for calm? Appealing to people to pull together? Donald Trump doesn’t go in for that sort of pussified presidenting. He wants resentment and anger, and he wants it right now. No more political correctness: Now is a time to yell at Muslims, because they all perpetrated the truck and knife attacks. Many Britons are instead going for keeping calm and carrying on — if you want an iconic image, it’s this gent fleeing the attack but holding on to his pint of beer:

Also being embraced as a hero: a Londoner who’s keeping a stiff upper lip, but wasn’t about to stiff the restaurant where he was eating when the place was evacuated: Richard Angell returned to Arabica Bar and Kitchen to pay his tab. Shouldn’t let a mere terrorist attack be an excuse to dine and dash, after all. Britons are civilised, old bean, eh what, and other anachronistic expressions.

London’s mayor — the scary Muslim Sadiq Kahn, who last year angered Donald Trump when he said “Thanks, no Thanks” to coming to the United States if Trump didn’t want no Muslims coming to ‘merica, not even the “good” ones — urged calm and vigilance, and in a BBC interview told Londoners to stay safe and to be reassured security was being stepped up:

“There can be no justification for the acts of these terrorists and I am quite clear that we will never let them win nor will we allow them to cower our city or Londoners,” the mayor said in the interview. “Londoners will see an increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. No reason to be alarmed.”

This, of course, struck America’s Provocateur In Chief as especially foolish, because being alarmed is both the only way to stay vigilant, and to get votes. And when in doubt, lie about anything a Muslim says, too. While Khan had said the police presence shouldn’t alarm anyone, Trump insisted the mayor simply doesn’t care about Radical Islamic Terrorism:

Khan didn’t have time for Trump’s nonsense, which wasn’t aimed at London anyway, but at stirring up Trumpers. A statement released by a spokesperson for Khan said the mayor

has more important things to do than respond to Donald Trump’s ill-informed tweet that deliberately takes out of context his remarks urging Londoners not to be alarmed when they saw more police — including armed officers — on the streets[.]

Nuh-uh! said Trump this morning — he happens to know that when Khan said “no reason to be alarmed,” right after talking about the increased police presence, those two sentences had nothing to do with each other, and Khan was obviously telling everyone not to care about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM. Worse, now the lying media is trying to cover for Khan by quoting what Khan actually said, not what Donald Trump said he said, because Donald Trump is never wrong:

This is a time of great danger, and we need to keep our focus on what really matters: Donald Trump’s feud with London’s mayor, who is named Sadiq Khan and is a Muslim, did you know that? We’re looking forward to the idiot deleted commenters complaining we’re reading too much into that — Trump’s only saying the man’s name, which is Sadiq Khan, not an ordinary normal English name like “Nigel.” What, Trump isn’t allowed to say the man’s name, Sadiq Khan? Bet his middle name is “Hussein.” (Fine, it’s Aman.)

Also, too, Trump was very careful this morning to insist again on that Travel Ban, which is such a brilliant idea and will keep America safe by protecting us from terrorists from England, as well as from American courts, which are also terrorist sympathizers, did you know that?

You really have to admire the guy’s talent for self sabotage. Travel Ban 1.0 was found unconstitutional for being too explicitly a Muslim ban, and Travel Ban 2.0 is in trouble because of all the stuff Trump said about his motives. So now he’s saying more stuff about how much he loved the first, more unconstitutional version. We’ll give him this much: he’s consistent.

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  • Indiepalin

    Trump may be onto something when said that none of this would have happened if Britain drove on the right side of the road.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      The left side is the right side.

      • BosGrl

        When all the cars are driverless, it won’t matter.

  • armed_bears

    Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

    • MrTusks

      Hey, Congress, Pence will rubber stamp your tax cuts too. What the hell are you waiting for?

      • willi0000000

        don’t be so sure . . . he may send them back if there’s too much going to the wrong church’s members.

  • TJ Barke

    WE WON’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING TO IMPROVE YOUR LIVES, BUT WE WILL EXPLOIT YOUR FEAR TO BUILD A MORE AUTHORITARIAN SOCIETY! SO BE AFRAID!

  • FauxAntocles

    President Quisling

  • bookish

    Comey testimony on Thursday. Trump is feeling the heat and acting out.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Wednesday I just read.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I read a scary thing that suggested this business with Qatar is potentially an opportunity for Dolt 45 to distract us from Comey by starting a war Wednesday. But his testimony is scheduled for (our time) ten Eastern Thursday morning.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          I doubt IC which really is not in his favor would allow that.

        • Given the media’s goldfish attention span, starting a war on Wednesday would be old news once Comey starts testifying the next day.

  • Michael R
  • Villago Delenda Est

    We have an infantile sack of shit sitting in the Oval Office with access to the launch codes.

    Damn right, be afraid.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Is the Trump Shit Show ever going to end? When can I change the fucking channel already? Jesus, I am SO tired of winning, and we’re only a few months in to this multi year series.

    • Stulexington

      When he gives himself a stroke.

    • Mpeg

      multi year series

      So it’s a *worse* love story than “Twilight,” is that what you’re saying?

    • tomamitai

      Don’t they need to make at least three seasons before they can go into syndication?

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    A British general, seeing American troops fleeing from the battle of Kasserine Pass, commented dryly that Americans aren’t brought up on disaster like Europeans are and so get a bit histrionic when things go pear-shaped. This is apparently still true.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Similarly – during the Battle of the Imjin River in Korea, the Chinese sent a 10,000-man division against a force of 650 troops from the Gloucester Regiment. When an American general asked what the situation was, the British responded “A bit sticky, things are a bit sticky.”

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        Which the American general misinterpreted to mean “Situation mildly difficult”, not its American equivalent “HOLY SHIT SAVE US”.

    • Covfefe

      Tell that to the ANZACS who were slaughtered at Gallipoli because the British Navy kept out of range of the Turkish guns, meaning the the ANZACS didn’t have the support of naval gunfire that they were promised.

      • Covfefe

        Remember Dunkirk.

  • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

    For five years London was attacked with machine guns, cannon. bombs, cruise missiles and IRBMs, and life went on nevertheless. Londoners have a great tradition of taking such things in stride, going back more or less forever.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Back at least to 61AD, when Londinium was burnt down during Boudica’s uprising.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        That’s says a lot coming from Ghenghis ‘Cann

  • fawkedifiknow

    But, but, but… Kathy Griffin, Seth Rich and Bill Maher!!!

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Kathy Griffin has a private email server?

      • Vincent Ricola

        I heard she used it to send classified information to Anderson Cooper about the Kardashians.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Breaking news: Orlando work place shooting leaves multiple people dead. If the shooter is a white Christian, will Trump call for banning Christians from America?

    //rhetorical question

  • The Wanderer

    “Paranoia strikes deep
    Into your life it will creep
    It starts when you’re always afraid
    You step out of line, the man come and take you away
    We better stop, hey, what’s that sound
    Everybody look what’s going down.”

    – Buffalo Springfield, For What It’s Worth

  • Picabo

    OT. Congratulations to Evan. Wonkette is quoted in the APR at Daily Kos this morning.
    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/6/5/1668761/-Abbreviated-Pundit-Round-up-Who-are-the-good-guys-anyway#read-more

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Aw gee, now Trumplethinskin will never get to meet Queen Elizabeth, and give her a copy of The Art of the Deal. This is a great loss for England.

    • Stulexington

      He was even planning to autograph it for a nominal fee.

    • willi0000000

      i was really hoping for a meet with the Queen because she could offer him a knighthood.

      Article 1 – Section 9 – US Constitution:

      No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

      you know he couldn’t refuse.

  • Stulexington

    We need to be strong, vigilant and tough, things that The Honest Don has no idea how to be.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Bill D. Burger

    The Panic President
    Rarely does a leader in a liberal democracy embrace, let alone foment, fear. But that’s exactly what Donald Trump did in response to attacks in London, as he has often done before.

    • DAVID A. GRAHAM

    • JUN 4, 2017
    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/donald-trump-sadiq-khan/529110/

    MAYOR OF LONDON: “Don’t panic.”

    TRUMP attacks mayor and gives his sage advice: “OH GOD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES…….P A N I C!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/NHrsn15JJqPNS/giphy.gif

  • puredog

    No, he’s not even consistent.

  • The Librarian

    The only travel ban I’m in favor of is one that will prevent Trump from going to Mar-a-Lagos or NJ on our dime to golf.

    • Brendan_M

      Where else is he going to hold “meetings” and such? With the many, many people lining up for the chance to work for the administration, there’s no office space in D.C.!

      • PubOption

        For what position is Peyton Manning under consideration? I can see that Donnie meeting Peyton on Monday morning might yield some interesting headlines.

        • Brendan_M

          I mean, Trump appointed a climate change-denying right-wing hack as chief scientist at the USDA, so Surgeon General? Assistant Secretary of State for Non-Proliferation? Moon Mayor?

          You could put every unfilled job in this administration on pieces of paper in a hat and randomly assign them to Breitbart readers and it would make more sense then current hiring practices.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I would respectfully include the family trips to Aspen and the McPoyle brother’s business trips overseas in that ban.

      • Brendan_M

        That is really unfair to the McPoyles.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Great idea – may I make a suggestion? Let’s allow him to go to Mar-a-Lego, but impose on travel ban on his returning the White House. Ever.

  • Covfefe

    Has anyone mentioned that the dude in flight with his pint has horns — red ones — on his head?

    • SnarkON

      I noticed that.

    • MynameisBlarney

      So…mebbe Satan likes a pint now and again.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump organizes resistance to London terror:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/NHrsn15JJqPNS/giphy.gif

  • SnarkON

    It’s sort of gratifying that everyone in the world thinks Trump is as much of a jackass as we do.

    • BosGrl

      There were those years after 2008 when the world loved us… Good times.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
  • MynameisBlarney
    • PubOption

      Not him, he never lost control.

  • SterWonk

    We’ll give him this much: he’s consistent.

    Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!

    Seriously, any claim that Trump is “consistent” needs YUUUUUGE qualifiers, given how vague the vast majority of his “policy” “positions” were during the campaign, and how frequently he changed them.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Consistently inconsistent? Consistently stoopid? Discuss.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    I’ll just leave this here…

    https://youtu.be/9ln9Du2xy-s

  • baconzgood

    I fear this guy is the president.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      “We have noting to fear but Trump itself.” As Churchill nearly said.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • “Travel Ban” must be the new spell to stop terrorism, since saying the “Radical Islamic Terror” incantation did not work.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      ♪ Travel ban Travel ban
      Doesn’t really help
      When a domestic terrorist
      gets a van. ♫

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    What’s it called when a guy is all gung-ho and “bomb the shit out of them” one minute, and as soon as things get hairy goes all https://thabto.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/tumblr_m7ukkgwtyy1qgzqnco2_250.gif?w=240

    I think the words rhyme with hickenshit oward, but I’m not sure.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Listening to Rebecca Traister on Brian Lehrer’s show talking about how if you were genuinely excited about Hillary Clinton during the election, you were unreported on and diminished. Right fuckin’ on.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Yes, yes I was.

    • lowenufc

      Yep. Excited about someone’s competence and qualifications. Nothing to report here.
      Let’s look at the gibbering fool making a fool out of himself and our country. Roll tape.

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        The media narrative was ENTIRELY that if you were voting for her you were kinda shrugging and saying meh. I don’t remember ever seeing anything that suggested differently.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      That always stuck in my caw too. I was very enthusiastic about her, and was looking forward to another 8 years of peace and prosperity. Instead I get a fool who can’t string a sentence together, doesn’t know shit about anything other than grabbing pussy, and is too dumb to even try to live up to the job. I can’t make any plans for my life, because I’m too busy worrying about when the next economic collapse will be.

      • Vincent Ricola

        I knew a lot of people who were excited for her, but since they were mostly responsible Americans who don’t spend their entire day trying to out pepe each other on twitter or crying on CNN about Mexicans stealing their coal jobs, they were ignored.

        I’m still bitter and am wondering when MSNBC is going to dedicate a townhall to figuring out how to bring ME back into the folds of this country.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Are you white, rural, dumb, racist, and “economically anxious?” No? Sorry, we’re not interested in you.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        At some point I noticed that I felt like I needed to apologize – to Democrats, mind you – for planning to vote for Hillary. It’s a weird moment when one realizes one has succumbed to bullshit.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          OMG, I felt the EXACT same way! In the beginning of her campaign I was worried about her “email scandal.” Then I realized I’d been brainwashed for 30 years to believe she was a crook, even though all of the Clinton scandals have been nothing burgers.

          I have a friend who said recently “let’s just hope Hillary doesn’t run again.” I wrote him back asking why all the Hillary hate, and he never replied. I honestly don’t get it.

    • rosenbomb

      Listening to NPR in the mornings went like this: talk to Trump supporters and entertain their batshit insane views, talk about Trump rallies, mention Hillary Clinton’s emails, back to Trump supporters.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        One bit of dark humor that has come of the past few years in news: Historically, us minorities have always had to worry that on any news telecast, if reporters talked to any one of us, they would some manage the find the craziest and/or embarrassing black person to interview. I’ve noticed I rarely ever worry about that anymore. White Trump supporters have definitely got a corner on the “Batshit Interviewee” market…. economic anxiety and all.

        • rosenbomb

          I’m genuinely glad there is a small bit of sunshine for you in this whole mess. We need all we can get!

  • Ricky Gay

    Consistent? Perhaps. Incontinent, most assuredly!

  • Nounverb911

    Extreme Vetting? So tell me donnie, how did YOUR family get it?

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Why isn’t Trump freaking out about the people who were killed in Orlando in a workplace shooting? B-O-R-I-N-G!!!! No Muslims involved as far as I can tell:

    http://nypost.com/2017/06/05/multiple-dead-after-shooting-in-orlando-workplace/

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      He couldn’t even do the bare minimum “thoughts and prayers” response that Republicans recite by rote.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Tweeting GODBLESS! in all caps is the thing that will turn the tide against terrorism. As a bonus we will all soon speak and write Moron fluently.

  • sosuume
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Wow! Someone has really been eating his feelings. He may be “emotionally withdrawing” but he hasn’t been withdrawing from his two scoops of ice cream.

      Poor sad sack never actually thought the American public would be stupid enough to elect him, and now he has to pretend he gives a shit about America.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Is Trump preggers?!

      • laughingnome

        He’s carrying Bannon’s devil spawn.

      • Shibusa

        This is what happens when you defund Planned Parenthood.

    • tomamitai

      Finally, a President who doesn’t make me feel old and fat! Keep it up, Donnie, you’ll beat Taft yet!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Official White House instructional video to help you cope with a potential terrorist attack.

    https://viralviralvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/07/Run-for-your-lives-GIF.gif

  • Lance Thrustwell

    The dumbest recent tweet, for my money, is the one where he says “Do you notice we are not having a gun debate right now? That’s because they used knives and a truck!”

    Um, sure, Don. In Orlando, ONE GUY killed 49 people because he had guns. In London, THREE GUYS could only manage to kill 7 people. That is a NINETY-FIVE PERCENT less effective murder spree.

    But oh yes, guns don’t kill people, people zzzz….

    • Msgr_MΩment

      USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

    • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

      “We’all don’t ‘preesheeate you fancy pants folk confusin’ th’ isshoo wif yor dang librul facts n’ lojiik. So hush up – I gotta go buy moar gunz to make this country safe.”

      • Opalescent Riddles

        They was TOALD thay’re wood be no MATH.

    • Covfefe

      British terrists are pikers.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Yeah, the big issue gun-humpers always miss is that any weapon can make someone a killer. A gun makes them 9000% more efficient at being a killer.

  • canes_pugnaces

    From GQ quoting Elizabeth Spiers, who used to work for Prince Dimples Trump https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/935c267a17c65e9288936d827fe2e82e5fbfe363238f00ee81f9036e015e3038.png

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      The problem, which Jared is too crass to see, is that lies in politics carry their own momentum. These people might be stupid enough to believe it, but that’s the problem: *they believe it* and expect you to do something about it. You have to keep throwing red meat to the base or they’ll turn on you, and if you’re already lying to them you have to invest more and more effort to keep the lie going. Eventually the treadmill will run out and your own supporters will leave you swinging from a metaphorical, or sometimes literal, lamppost.

      • canes_pugnaces

        Good analysis. I wonder if, at this point in the spoiling of the Democratic experiment, the lies and heaving of red meat aren’t a perpetual motion machine.

      • SweetDeeKat

        Go ahead, cut down all the laws. Except that it won’t be a wind that blows, it will be a firestorm.

        • BadKitty904

          Sir Thomas More? Is that you?

      • Shibusa

        Also too bad Jared Kushner did not turn out to be the stabilizing presence, the Trump Whisperer. He’s just another unqualified grifter in the WH.

    • Lyly Sirivong

      The idea of Trump having a *FRIEND* is kind of mindblowing.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Back before he ran for President, I think he had “friends” that could just shake their heads at his oddities and excesses. But I wonder how many of those people would still consider themselves ‘friends’ now? I bet at least a third to a half of them aren’t willing to give him the same kind of pass anymore.

        • Lyly Sirivong

          How many of them would still be his friends if he weren’t rich ?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        His “friends” would drop him in a hot second if he worked at McDonalds where he belongs.

      • BadKitty904

        He has the BEST friends money can buy. Really impressive. Just great.

    • Stulexington

      Then there’s his accountants who testified under oath that they refused to meet with him one on one because they needed to CYA around all his lying.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    That Brit with his beer is one of the reasons I am an Anglophile. :)

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oh…I found another sci-fi story you might like.
      Can’t remember the name of it right now though, lol.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        xD You’ll think of it.

        • Shibusa

          Ever read the short story “Time in Advance” by William Tenn? Really good.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            I have not, but I love reading recommendations, thank you. :)

          • Shibusa

            It’s in a collection (by the same name).

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Awesome, I’ll put it on my list. :)

    • tomamitai

      Does beer really cost £6 a pint in England? That’s nearly $8!

      • Msgr_MΩment

        If I was paying that much for beer, I’d piss it back into the bottle when I was done with it!

        • Ghenghis McCann

          Many Brits think that’s how most of the major American beer brands are produced.

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        I pay over $5 at a bar for Shock Top, but not in over a year have I had one.

        • Meccalopolis

          Belgian white? Yummy

          • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

            Oh, I adore them. :) The bar I used to go to would put a slice of Orange on my frosted glass. :)

      • Ghenghis McCann

        That’s London prices for you. It’s usually cheaper in the rest of the country.

      • Lyly Sirivong

        I don’t find it that expensive. That’s more than half a liter. But then it seems like beer is more expensive in Paris than in London. Most people wait for happy hour anyway.
        https://www.goeuro.co.uk/travel/beer-price-index-2016?_ga=2.223389211.1045418562.1496675443-488961882.1496675440

    • Shibusa

      I like the MLP pic. ;-)

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Thank you. :) I found Rarity at Target last month.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • therblig

      another trumpy card and it would be 8’s over asses

  • proudgrampa

    “We’ll give him this much: he’s consistent.”

    “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      *golf clap*

      • proudgrampa

        Why, thank you!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    He’s not even tossing read meat to the goobers these days…it’s green, maggot-infested 3 day old road kill. But they will happily lap it up as usual.

    • Nounverb911

      Soylent Trump?

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Most people would prefer Silent Trump.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • The Wanderer

      He is actually related to Incontinentia Buttocks, the wife of Praetor Biggus Dickus.

      • snigsy

        I really enjoyed “I, Fraudius.”

        • therblig

          “Fraudius, the Clod” also too

      • sadboy

        I want him fighting wabid wild animals within a week!

      • Lyly Sirivong

        “Thwow him to the floow !”

  • Nounverb911

    So doonies tweets are go for something then?
    https://twitter.com/AndrewBeatty/status/871735330671648768

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Trump IS domestic terrorism. Go figure he won’t speak out on it.

    • Nounverb911

      Well, the terrorist was… well… white.

    • miss_grundy

      Only if the terrorist is a Muslim….

  • Bill D. Burger
  • shastakoala

    It’s an English thing. Keep. https://m.youtube.com/#

  • amindofitsown

    You’re not shitting your pants in fear yet…WHY ARE YOU NOT SHITTING YOUR PANTS IN FEAR!1!1

    • Crystalclear12

      I am busy telling people to vote in 2018.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The world is doomed; I agree with Jennifer Rubin.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBkEZLJWsAA2imi.jpg

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I don’t like Rubin or Ana Navarro, but I have enjoyed watching them lose their shit over his presidency. I’m not sure why any Republican would object to him, since he’s trying to enact all of their most treasured schemes and ideas. He’s just like JEB!!! and Kasich, but with less class. They shouldn’t knock Trump, since his lack of class is why he had such great appeal in the red states. “Look, ma, a low class, pussy grabber who’s just like me!”

      • Bill D. Burger

        Navarro, I must admit, cracks me up at time when she’s excoriating Trump.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Oh, it’s hilarious to watch Navarro’s frustration. I’m afraid she’s going to get eye strain from rolling her eyes so hard. The old guard wants tax cuts done quietly, and without revealing their racism so blatantly. What they don’t understand is that without Trump, they wouldn’t have won, since nobody likes Republican ideas. They needed a clown to attract the scum of the earth to vote for them. Clinton would have easily beat Jeb! or Cruz.

          • DT

            I’m apprehensive with regards to Cruz, he’s just too scary and an intelligent evil. But yeah, the people saying that Hillary ran the worst campaign ever because anyone would have beaten Trump are idiots.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I had a feeling Trump was going to win from the beginning. Why? Because PT Barnum nailed it when he said that the American public was made up of gullible suckers. I used to laugh when Trump promised people “terrific health care at a lower cost.” RIGHT! Republicans were totally going to adopt universal health care. There’s a sucker born every minute.

          • DT

            I waffle between thinking they’re gullible suckers and just evil, malicious assholes. So far, the ones I know that voted for him are all assholes but only some of them are stupid.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            All of the people I know who voted for him are straight up stupid morons. They genuinely have no clue that Republicans want to cut Medicare and Social Security. HOW COULD THEY NOT KNOW THAT?????

          • miss_grundy

            The intelligent ones thought that he was just putting on an act for the dumb shits and he was going to “straighten up and fly right”. Of course, now they will do anything possible not to talk about him.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      John Deere libel !!1!

  • exinkwretch

    The Donald and Twitter are akin to the dog that jumps the fence and tips over all the garbage cans in the neighborhood when you let him out to take a dump.

  • Mpeg

    Donnie says he, too, can outpace the knife-wielding crazies without spilling his beverage. He will out-“run” them while fleeing in his golf cart.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    I feel like this Jon Stewart monologue is kind of relevant.
    https://youtu.be/mjzrvRKv6Ks

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    If Trump had been alive and in London during the Blitz, they would’ve left him in the street for the Luftwaffe, just to silence his incessant fucking mewling.

    • Bobathonic

      They might not have trusted his loyalties.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

        They would’ve been right.

        • MrTusks

          The only difference would be that they would have actually done something about it.

    • miss_grundy

      If only…..

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Orlando sheriff: “Thoughts and prayers going out to Orlando shooting victims.”

    I’m guessing nobody’s going to call for increased gun regulation, because people in London were killed with knives and a van.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I hope no guns were harmed in this terrible tragedy.

    • Vicki Lawrence Wig

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYG6L9jcFOE

      From the same episode with Tricky Dick. The more things change etc.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      More gun regulation? WHY ARE YOU POLITICIZING THIS ?!?! ELEVENTY

    • miss_grundy

      And the shooter was a lone wolf and “nothing to see here, folks.”

  • schmannity

    Trump is making Lady Liberty look like a woman with her skirt accidentally tucked into he panties and a 3 foot strip of toilet paper stuck to her shoe lecturing people on their appearance.

    • Crystalclear12

      Thank you for not posting a picture.

  • proudgrampa
  • Anna Rompage

    Funny how the fright wing has vilified the word “politically correct”, when all it means is being civil towards one another, and not being a bigoted, sexist, homophobic, discriminatory, xenophobic hoofwanking bunglecuck…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “Social justice warrior” also too.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      “Professor” is a term they throw at Paul Krugman with derision. Sure, being a Nobel prize winning professor at an ivy league school is certainly something to be embarrassed about.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        When they do their Maoist Great Leap Forward, Krugman will be forced to work in the coal mines with the three other people who still have jobs in the coal industry.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I keep thinking this is where we’re headed – make all the smart people do manual labor, so the idiots like Palin can run the country. Brawndo!

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Crystalclear12

    We elected the Ugly American.
    Fuck.

    • MynameisBlarney

      No, WE did not elect that fucktarded moran.
      Putin did.

      • Crystalclear12

        Doesn’t make me feel better.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Sixty million idiots voted for Trump. Sixty three million people voted for Hillary Clinton. She WON.

  • Ilgattomorte

    In his continuing effort to display manliness with Great Britain, Trump has named Woody Johnson as his new UK ambassador.

    It is believed that this is partially because John Thomas Shlong turned down the post.

    • Stulexington

      I bet he gets offered spotted dick a lot.

      • Bobathonic

        Did you know it comes canned?

        • Stulexington

          I did not know that, was it put there by a man in a factory downtown?

        • Indivisible Snark Tank

          YOU MONSTER!

          Oh, wait, those aren’t clams. Never mind.

          • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

            I think it’s sound policy to avoid both spotted dicks and spotted clams.

    • Ms. Morte

      …and alas…Peter O’Toole is dead.

    • Shibusa

      Gov. Christie was pushing for Chris P Bacon

  • snigsy

    All this from the president who obsessively worries that the world is laughing at the US.

    • Beowoof14

      And yet has no idea he is the cause of most of the laughter.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Everyone has always been laughing at him. And since he’s the reincarnation of Narcissus himself…

    • Pilotshark

      we elected a joke, which started the whole world crying.

      sorry to the bee gees.

    • miss_grundy

      That’s because the world is laughing at HIM. They just feel sorry for US that we have so many stupid people living among us.

  • Nounverb911

    This could be fun, in a macabre sort of way….
    https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/871728291157352448

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I’m waiting for him to call the mayor a fellow terrorist. He is Muslin, after all.

      • Beowoof14

        Some Right-winger posted that article on Facebook this morning. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it in Donnie’s twitter feed soon.

    • Stulexington

      Well he could but lets be honest, some new international squirrel will distract him long before then.

  • La forza del resistino

    Another day ending in Y, another day asking of POTUS why?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Jesus Pogo-fucking Christ, POTUS. Take a goddamn Xanax already.

    No love,

    The UK

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Does Pfizer make a sleeping pill that lasts for 4 years? I think somebody ought to sneak one of those into his Diet Coke.

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        Fuck him, I want it!

    • weejee

      The Orange One is likely taking too much white cross.

      • ken_kukec

        It’s finals week somewhere.

    • Pisto75666

      They tried putting it in his food but he just eats around it. My cat used to do that.

  • Nounverb911
  • Bobathonic

    So get this:

    I’m heading over to spend some time with my son, lunch and some rifftrax. So I’m picking up lunch. Dude in line ahead of me is open carrying, pistol in a holster. Dude needs to be armed to pick up pizzas. Which he’s taking back to the grandkids. How brave.

    • Steve Cole

      Handguns make the best fashion accessories.

    • God Emperor Emeritus

      Can’t be too careful, some wise guy might try to put pineapple on your pizza. You gotta be ready.

      • Pisto75666

        The only time I’d ever advocate attacking someone. Pineapple on pizza goes against nature.

        • Tiny kaiju

          Boo! Hiss! The savory sauce and cheese is complimented by the sweet pineapple, and if you do it properly,the salty, fatty ham or bacon.
          Potatos, on the hand, can fuck right off back into the fryer where they belong.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      And we’re the ones who are cowardly fools?

    • Anna Rompage

      Don’t worry, he’s 22 times more likely to be accidentally shot by his own weapon than to ever need it for self defense… If this is what it takes to help clean up the gene pool, so be it…

      • miss_grundy

        And he could probably be shot by his own child who picks up the gun and points it at him. (I don’t want that child to pick up the gun and point the muzzle at himself/herself.)

    • The Green Bastard

      Dude down the road​ from me has a gun on him every day as he walks across the street from his house to meet his kindergartner getting off the bus.

      I’m really glad my kids don’t ride that bus.

    • Stulexington

      I have seen pics of a guy with a rifle hanging from his shoulder while pushing a grocery cart. I personally think open carry is a direct insult to law enforcement, practically a slap in the face to every cop in your area.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        It’s a direct slap in the face to the notion that we live in a civilised community, and not a war zone.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      I’m reading Paul Theroux’s Deep South just now. He visited a couple of gun shows, and at both of them you either had to hand your guns in at the door, or carry them unloaded with a zip tie stopping the firing mechanism from working. If you can’t carry a loaded gun at a gun show, how the fuck are you allowed to carry one in a supermarket?

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Ya. The carrying folks are telling themselves, and us, that they’re just being prepared. I think their just plain pussies. Scared. Afraid.

      • MrTusks

        I know someone who “collects” assault weapons and carries a pistol in his home for protection. Ironically, the most valuable things in his home are the guns. He also lives in rural Buttfuck, New Hampshire, and still worries about someone coming to get him.

        Not coincidentally, throughout his life he’s been abandoned by his father, stepfather, and wife (who absconded with the two kids, one unborn). He got a discharge from the Army due to a non-combat injury. To say he’s overcompensating is an understatement.

    • Pilotshark

      well you truely never know when that pepperoni will fight back.

    • Shibusa

      Guns don’t kill people. Listeriosis kills people.

      • ken_kukec

        Nothing like the prophylactic effect of Mister 9mm in scaring off Listeriosis.

        You gun-grabbers always forget to count the cases of bacterial infection prevented by open carry.

    • Pisto75666

      The salad bar is RIFE with danger.

      • Rags

        I hate when the argula gets sassy.

    • miss_grundy

      People like that make me sick. Unless you live in a war zone, why would you need a gun to pick up a pizza for the grandkids? Why would you need to arm yourself to go to the supermarket? Are you expecting to be attacked by asparagus spears in the produce section? Jeez, these people would never be able to survive a day in NYC with that attitude.

  • SCK

    Just in case no one has posted this yet: https://youtu.be/QR_KCri-xA0

  • calliecallie

    If I was having to evacuate because of Terrorists, I would want a beverage handy, like that hearty Brit. Perhaps I should start carrying a flask in my purse, so I can be ready just in case.

    • Anna Rompage

      You can never go wrong with carrying a flask with you, ever…

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        You have to make sure to regularly cycle it out though. Don’t want your emergency hooch to develop any off tastes.

        • Anna Rompage

          This is true, and seeing that you’ll be drinking it warm & straight, it’s best to use a mid or top shelf liquor…

  • weejee

    I’m thinking tRump latest Twats™ will not help him much to convince the Supremes that the travel ban isn’t just religion hating 101.

  • Bemused Australian

    Dear America

    Please stop.

    Love, Australia

    Bed time for me. Be well you intelligent/sexy peoples

    • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

      ‘Night! :)

    • Lance Thrustwell

      We are all both of those things! Sleep well.

    • BadKitty904

      Sweet dreams! And watch out for the spiders!

  • therblig

    meanwhile, back at the grift mill. emoluments only apply to foreign money, right?

    http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/06/macarthur_reportedly_holding_fundraiser_at_trumps.html#incart_river_home

  • calliecallie

    The cleverest tweet I saw this weekend, in response to Trump’s travel ban derp, was someone pointing out that he originally wanted the van for 90 days to improve vetting. This twitterer pointed out that it’s been well over 90 days already, what the hell have they been doing all this time?

    • Nounverb911

      Tweeting about getting nothing done?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Golfing?

      • Nounverb911

        Cheating at golf?

        • La forza del resistino

          Waiting for the next tweet once he scores a birdie.

    • Anna Rompage

      Jeff Sessions is still trying to figure out how to draw up a sound legal document that would allow people from muslim majority countries to be water boarded while being interrogated before being granted a visa…

      • Jeff Sessions needs to be in jail.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Well, they’re doing something. My friend’s Korean accompanist was denied a green card (despite several years in this country, American college degree, legal employment, and an American fiance); on her way home to pursue the process there, she and fiance decided to go to Mexico for a vacation. She was stopped at the border and sent to a detention center. Her passport was taken away. No one knows why, and no one can get in touch with her. Mind you she was leaving the country voluntarily with a valid Korean passport and all proper visas, entering a close ally.

      So. Yeah. Fuck them all with a rusty spoon vote.

      • calliecallie

        OMG, that’s horrifying! I hope they find her soon!

      • Kakkeltje

        Maybe your friend should contact the Korean embassy? I don’t think they would like the fact that their citizens get dissapeared in the US for no reason.

      • Rags

        Are the media on this (I mean apart from mommyblogs, of course)?

      • Maclare

        Shit. I hope the fiance is successful in getting legal help.

    • Shibusa

      Grifting?

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Bitching about Obama?

    • TakingAmes

      Precisely. No one was stopping them from creating all these new extreme vetting guidelines, only from keeping people out while they did it. Show us the new guidelines, grifters! If nothing else, that should demonstrate to SCOTUS that the ban was really the point, rather than the new guidelines.

  • Stulexington

    Why is this guy calling for calm and order? He should be ramping up the fear so he can pass whatever he wants! I should help him politic.

    -Trump probably.

  • La forza del resistino

    8 tweets without a misspelling answers the question of ‘Is our president learning’.

    • Stulexington

      How many months for him to finally realize those red squiggles means it’s spelled wrong?

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        You know that’s off because he got Sadiq right. My phone absolutely insists that “Fatima” should be “Darren”, for some fucking stupid reason. Despite the fact that I have someone in my contact list named Fatima, and i have never known a Darren in my life.

        • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

          It’s telling you that you should get out more.

          • God Emperor Emeritus

            Get out and know some more bubbas? Like a NYT Trumpkin Vox Pop piece or something?

        • Yellerduck

          Perhaps in a former life you were a witch on a 60’s sitcom.

      • Kateaux

        Eh, he probably doesn’t care. He probably thinks that correct spelling is part of some evil left-wing loser fake media plot (to the extent that he thinks at all).

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      8 tweets without a misspelling answers the question of ‘Is our president learning’ is Donald Trump the one writing these?

      • vivian

        So Bannon is doing the Tweeting to ensure the US is vilified in the eyes of the world. Seems about like something he’d do.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Ah man, it’s past 5 PM here and my ex just picked up my son and here I am sitting in the sun (26 degrees celcius) wasting the afternoon in margaritaville, posting on an American website about American current affairs as a Dutchman. Not sure if I am wasting my life but for now I am happy.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Welkom. We normally don’t allow comments, but we’ll make an exception for furreners drinking margaritas.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        I’ve been around. ;)

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          If you’ve been around then you know that you must bring those cakes we like.

          • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

            And cedar cheese.

          • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

            But never under any circumstances canned clams

          • vivian

            GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            As a Dutch abled bodied 30 something I can bring all kinds of cakes to the yard.

          • I need to see that thing again. There were so many funny items (though i always thought it was a fake).

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Do you need a mom-like American person?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        What can you offer?

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          Cooking, quilting, and cleaning! Oh, and dachshunds.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Really?! I used to have a Dachshund called Harvey. Most awesome dog I ever had.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I have three. They are wonderful little dogs!

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Bring them over to The Netherlands to be mum like to me. ;)

    • janecita

      Mmm, Margaritas:-) Are they on the rocks, with tons of salt?

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Yes. Yes they are.

        • janecita

          Save me some! I’ll be there in 7hrs and 30mins.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Yes please

    • Well if you’re wasting your life, we are too and most of us aren’t drinking yet.

      Also: we are very happy you’re here. It is delightful to hear the view from across the pond.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Trump’s only saying the man’s name, which is Sadiq Khan, not an ordinary normal English name like “Nigel”.

    http://www.celebrityrockstarguitars.com/rock/images/spinal7.jpg

    • I just hope he’s making plans for Nigel.

  • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

    This petty butt hurt vindictive little man has to respond to EVERYTHING he considers an insult- and it’s all personal with him-all of it. Doesn’t matter if it’s Rosie O Donnell or the mayor of a city trying to cope with multiple acts of terrorism.
    Annnnd, about 40% of Americans don’t have a problem with this behavior. Sometimes it’s hard not to get depressed.

  • jesterpunk
  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I have a real smart theory that people only have a limited amount of battery power, and angry tweets deplete precious bodily energy at a rate twice the standard level, because of the energy it takes to broadcast those things all over the world, which is quite large, although flat. How do I submit my scholarly paper online Disqus entry to BLOATUS?

    • Kateaux

      The difficulty is that, to a certain extent, we really shouldn’t want him to stop with the incredibly stupid tweets. With each tweet, he makes matters worse for himself, and hastens the day when we kick his orange ass out of the White House (and with any luck, into the Hotel Greybar).

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Schindler:

    //twitter.com/20committee/status/871748674753318912

  • Is Extreme Vetting going to be a Reality TV show?

    • Anna Rompage
      • Shibusa

        My roommate in college used to say, “I drive a ‘vette…. A Chevette.”

      • VirginiaLady

        Is that Joe? It looks like Joe! Why did you have to reopen my wounds?? He’s gone and I miss him so much! COME BACK JOE BIDEN!!!

        • miss_grundy

          I have a feeling he is planning to do just that. Can you imagine the debates? He will mop the floor with that orange shitgibbon.

          • VirginiaLady

            I respect his need to heal from his loss. Losing his son was devastating. If he should choose to come back in a few years I would welcome him with open arms as would the entire planet.

      • Boscoe

        Looks like a promo for a 1970’s tv series: “Handsome Joe and The Chin”…

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    It’s too blatant. I’m guessing there’s some legal thing where he gets to say whatever he wants cuz President and it can’t be used at SCOTUS level. I just can’t believe his lawyers would let him do that, assuming he’s even the one writing those.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      District and Circuit courts have already stated that the motivation behind his ban is reflected by his tweets and other statements. It looks like SCOTUS would be making new law to say that Trump’s statements are not relevant to the motivation behind his Executive Order. It’s not his lawyers letting him say anything. He just says anything disirregardless of the effects. He’s a idjit.

      • Meccalopolis

        It’s almistlike he wants to be able to blame the courts for something when it does happen

    • Maclare

      He constantly ignores all advice, legal or otherwise.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

    Grocery store time:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5268e9469a088c379011e219c6790a3878cde04ba3ca41b9eaf4312badc1884b.jpg

    And thus is my response to the Pants-shitters of the GOP. :)

    • ‘Covfefe is Magic’ Ron

      KEEP CALM and WEAR LIME GREEN

      • Anna Elizabeth, Tank Grrl

        Aye! I also too wore my platform Mary Janes with the Tartan tops.

  • msanthropesmr

    You know that shitgibbon at work that is on social media all day long and never gets anything done? Yeah, that’s Donald Trump.

    • Anna Rompage

      Oh, thank gawd, I thought you were going to say it was me…

      • Yellerduck

        Yah, phew! Dodged a bullet there.

  • Stulexington

    So what exactly does he know about vetting? I mean look at his staff?

    • weejee
      • Notreelyhelping

        That’s extreme.

      • ahughes798

        Figures he’d pick the ugliest cars ever.

    • Longstreet63

      Well, you see, it’s that vetting can be privatized to ensure a big profit and prioritizing immigration from the oppressed rich people who can afford to pay their way past it. It’s the same way he hires staff, I expect.

    • miss_grundy

      His idea of vetting is having people kiss his ass. Just look at his staff.

  • In the previous 72 hours in the USA over 100 people have died by gunshot.

    • weejee

      Thanks Obama.

    • Longstreet63

      Lone wolves and bad apples…

      • Boscoe

        I’m willing to bet at least half of those were self inflicted while cleaning or “I didn’t know it was loaded” scenarios while showing off their penis-extenders to friends or toddlers.

    • miss_grundy

      But you don’t see the Orange Shitgibbon tweeting for the need for better gun control laws, do you?

  • weejee
  • Good_Gawd_Yall
    • VirginiaLady

      Best poem of our times.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      You’ve failed as a husband.

      No matter how corny it may sound but as a divorced guy that always hurts me. Like my last girlfriend who was divorced too said: ” It feels like I have failed and that hurts more than the actual divorce.” I concur.

      • janecita

        He failed as a husband not because of his divorces, but because he was a womanizing, mean, aggressive, piece of shit.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I took it to mean he failed because he cheated on his wives and treated them like possessions, not that being divorced automatically makes you a failure. But I’ve never been divorced. And also too I think we all, as humans, feel that we’ve failed when something at which others succeed doesn’t work for us. It shouldn’t be that way, but it is.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          Oh don’t worry, I wasn’t offended or anything. Just sharing my feelings. The marriage did not work out because of many things and nobody sees it as a failure of one specific person. BUt sometimes when my son leaves and I see he really doesn’t want to and just want me to tag along with him and my ex I have a hard time knowing he will never really have that feeling that mom and dad are there for him 24/7 at the same time. kinda hard to explain.

          • janecita

            Your son will be fine. He has a father that adores him, and that wants to spend time with him, he is a lucky boy.

          • miss_grundy

            Unlike the Orange Shitgibbon in the Oval Office who only cared about his children when they were old enough to go into the family business.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            I hear you.

        • I failed my husband by thinking we had to get married. The divorce re-established our friendship.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    Well, it’s becoming depressingly clear that Donald, President Bannon, and Erik Prince (founder of Blackwater, destroyer of worlds, and Betsy DeVos’s brother, the man who is to international peace and harmony what ol’ Betsy is to public education) are convinced they’re going to have to blow something up here at home in order to get Donald’s numbers out of the red zone.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      That’s the part that scares me.

    • AnniNoone

      They probably won’t have to. There are so many leadership holes in anti-terrorist positions, someone is sure to take advantage. The resulting clusterfuck plus the inevitable fucked-up response to this season’s natural disasters might finally start eroding his base (after having helped kill a portion of it).

  • ken_kukec

    Trump loves the terrorisms; they’re good for the brand. Nothing would beat an American carnage to “keep fear alive!”

  • Maclare

    Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I don’t remember we elected the stupidest man in the country for the highest office in the land. Then I have some coffee, read these tweets, and I remember.

    • janecita

      I’m happy for like the first few minutes of every day, then I get slapped on the face by reality, and I’m back to being pissed.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        As soon as I open my browser or turn on the TeeVee

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I take Sundays off from thinking about him. (Some Saturdays too, depending on the way things fall.) It’s very helpful for blood pressure, not breaking everything in the house, and mental health.

      • Maclare

        This is a good plan. I like this plan.

      • Meccalopolis

        It kind of helps that I have no internet access or cell phone coverage at my weekend house

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald set to suggest privatizing FAA control of airline fly overs, but no word on comb overs,

    • Thorn Spike

      He already has his own private weaver. I mean “barber.”

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    “Shut the fuck up, Donnie.”
    — What everybody else in the White House wishes they had the balls to say.

  • NotALiar
  • KevinShinn

    Listen up libtards–if we don’t run around with our hair on fire, how can we find our way huh? Answer me that one!

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    STFU, Donnie. You’re irrelevant and now we are too.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Conservatives like Trump and May are counterproductive against terrorism and, for that matter, crime. First, they cut the funding to screw over the working police, and second, they strong-arm the community, which cuts off their lines of communication, i.e., snitches. They end up just randomly brutalizing people, which they call fighting crime.

    • Longstreet63

      Right. if terrorism didn’t exist, it would have to be invented. Thus control is assured. It’s much more effective as an enemy than an actual enemy country.

      • Boscoe

        of course! Because that way they still get to pour trillions into the pockets of the military industrial complex, but they don’t have to actually void the warranty on any of the stuff so the resale value is higher when they resell it all to our police departments.

      • Meccalopolis

        Clockwork orange

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Whenever some ill-informed idiot tries to explain to me what the ill-informed idiot in the witless house has said or tweeted, I’m going to refer to that explanation as “jibbersplaining”. For example, “My nazi tattooed, white power uncle just jibbersplained Dolt’s immigration debacle to me on FB. Horrifing.”

  • goonemeritus

    Maybe we all need to follow Mayor Sadiq Kahn’s example and announce we just don’t have time for Trump anymore.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Howard Dean said basically that on the teevee machine yesterday. His argument was more or less that Dolt has demonstrated that he’s not interested in leading, so let him go off and do his own thing while the grownups will take over.

      • goonemeritus

        He’s right.

      • AnniNoone

        Okay, but which grown-ups are these? The Democrats don’t have the legal power and the Republicans are not exactly nutting up.

    • AJ Milne

      Seriously, I appreciate the practical need to keep an eye on the guy, because he _is_ dangerous, just from the position he occupies…

      … but otherwise: _that_, as much as possible. Nothing will make this more miserable for him than simply being ignored, nothing will more painfully make him realize how utterly out of his depth he is. He lives for attention…

      Hell, if he could, in fact, simply be ignored right out of office, little could be sweeter nor better for the world.

      • Claire

        He can’t be ignored out of office, but he could very well be ignored into launching a missile attack on North Korea just to make people pay attention to him again.

        • AJ Milne

          I fear this is very likely, yes…

          One more reason, if anyone needed them, never to elect anyone this kind of screwed up again.

      • goonemeritus

        We could compromise, instead of a 15 minute piece dissecting his latest Tweet on NPR every morning, NPR could just say Trump Tweeted some stupid shit again last night.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    What a complete and total wanker.

  • Jo Mathie

    That selective quoting of Sadiq Khan makes me so angry. Either he’s too stupid to understand what the Mayor said or he’s deliberately doing his fake news. He’s just pissed off that the UK isn’t panicking and doing exactly what we always do when faced with horrible things. Keep going as normal because we know that terror only wins if you let it. There is no call for a ban on Muslims and very little anti-Muslim sentiment among the general population – infact the London Muslim community raised £18,000 in just one day for survivors of the Ariana Grande concert and Muslim taxi drivers ferried people to their homes from the attack sites. So screw you Trumplet. You might try and make your country terrified by panicking about Islam, but Brits won’t live in fear. We are mulicultural and proud.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      He understands exactly what the Mayor said; I think his reasons for carrying on his side of a one-sided feud are that A, the mayor is Muslim, and B, it fits his narrative that Muslims are scary and dangerous, so we’d better ban them from America if we know what’s good for us. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if his next tweet calls the mayor a terrorist.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        He is stoking fear with his base, nothimg more. He really is a piece of shit.

      • Jo Mathie

        Well he’s screwed then, the Mayor is pretty much universally liked and it will give us just one more reason to hate him (seriously we actually hate Trump in the UK, but he makes for some really good comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga1cJXaQe-w

        • Grumpy Twat

          I really don’t want to see the ginger tosspot over here, but it would, at least, give us the opportunity to line the streets and thoroughly deflate the pompous windbag. I would genuinely love to hear the comments as he passed by. We could have a piss-up in St James’ Park.

          America, do you want to make some kind of a deal? You send him over for the weekend and we will just take the fucking piss out of him for you. Liz and Phil can pretend not to be in when he drives down The Mall. Farage can suck up to him afterwards to mend his ego.

          However, you really do have to promise to take him back, afterwards. We’ll send Jezza over as a hostage and swap ’em, mid- Atlantic, maybe?

      • Mike Steele

        and c.) Faux will report and repeat the tweet, not the mayor’s statement in context, so the great unwashed will only know TrumpTruth, as always.

    • Yr. Gma

      We apologize for our misguided citizens who put this ass wipe in office, and we hope your elections turn out better.

    • Perkniticky

      He’s not really talking to British people, he’s talking to his deplorable base. Personally, I take more offense at his fake empathy tweet. I don’t want that monster’s blessings.

    • Meccalopolis

      Right on!

    • ez

      Not ‘selective quoting’, mis-quoting. In other words telling a lie.

      In other news, where is PM May and why has she not told her bestie Donald to shut up, apologise and forget about visiting if he doesn;t?

      • jaspersdad
        • ez

          Last Friday that was number four and headed for number one. Great visuals to go with an OK tune.

      • Jo Mathie

        Yeas I wish she had said something. Trump is being slammed for it in the newspapers and on the BBC and other channels. I wonder if he’ll apologize … (oh look a flying pig!) We want Trump to visit – it’ll be a giant protest party, and if the queen deigns to meet him her expression will be priceless.

        • ez

          I remember when Bush came for a visit and there were three separate rings of security around the Embassy up in Grosvenor. If Trump visits that won’t be enough. Heck, It wouldn’t be safe for the Queen to have him in her c https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6c87ec630ab0ac2ec897b19480c2dccaeed574628092f89fa118bd60f629d52.jpg arriage.

          London does know how to throw a nice protest. I especially like the sign in the back. I didn’t notice it as I was busy focusing on the one in front of it…kind of a happy bonus.

  • Bemused

    1. Why does our President have time to twitter-beef with a politician from another country?

    2. How would he like it if May, Marcon, or Merkel’s first response to a US tragedy was, “Well, I guess they should get better gun control.”

    • DainBramage

      1. Because he has a very good brain. His mother had him tested.
      2. That would be cause for war.

      • Perkniticky

        Or at the very least cause for a lot of shouting along the lines of “You can’t tell us what to do!”

  • SpideySenser

    I thought London Bridge was in Lake Havasu, AZ, right here in the good ol’ US of A. Don’t they mean Tower Bridge?

    • Perkniticky

      Nope, it’s a newer bridge, still called London Bridge. So as not to confuse people.

      • the_steamer

        Lake Havasu should sue for misrepresentation.

      • SpideySenser

        Well that backfired,for me, anyway.

      • ThunderCat

        I know I’ll go to hell for this (and for many other things as well), but when I heard London Bridge, I kept humming “London Bridge is falling down …”

        I am so bad. Spank me.

    • Yr. Gma

      There are several bridges over the Thames. The Tower Bridge is just the best known because it is photographed so often.

    • Grumpy Twat

      The London Bridge where the attack took place is a replacement for the one now in Arizona. Tower Bridge is the fancy-looking one in all the tourist photos.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “Freak out and lose your shit” said no Briton, ever…

    /FFS

    • Pisto75666

      But if one did, it’d sound classier than if one of us did.

      • I say, old chap, would you be ever so kind as to freak out and lose your shit?

        • Tiny kaiju

          I say, old chap, would you be a love and fucking run about like and misplace the contents of your intestines in a most unfortunate loacation?

    • ThunderCat

      Freak out and tweet about it like the Orange Menace!

  • You’ve already had 90 days since you originally signed these EOs. Where is your “we’ve sorted it out now and can lift the temporary ban because we got things straight” announcement?

    • Boscoe

      I thought ISIS was supposed to have been wiped out easily within 30 days by Trump’s genius secret “plan”? Clearly this attack was TRUMP’S FAULT.

      • Lurkylu

        hey, that’s right! he was going to repeal ObummerCare on DAY 1. And he knows more than the generals about ISIS, and bombing them back to the stone age. Starting to think he does not have great follow up skills.

      • ThunderCat

        Yup, because of the travel/muslim ban, those guys, instead of coming to America, they went to London — uhm…wait…yeah, nvm! :)

    • miss_grundy

      If the judiciary is smart they will never give him his ninety days so he will never have his Muslim ban. And consistently point out that all of these guys were either UK citizens or were brought to the UK as children by their parents.

  • Daniel Hooper

    God bless the British; they’re not going to let a little thing like a terrorist attack keep them from being polite and paying their tab. I could see an American running with his beer, though it’d almost certainly be in a can instead of a pint glass.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      It’d be a plastic red cup, probably…

      • Maclare

        That song’s in my head now, thx. 😛

    • Bobathonic

      In America, we say “hold my beer” and THEN there’s a disaster.

      • Daniel Hooper

        ‘Tis true

  • willi0000000

    t’Rump really has a problem with people named Khan.

    [ the only way he’ll get a gold star is the same way he got “his” purple heart ]

    • Maclare

      //Obligatory Trek ref//

      KHhhhaaannn!

      *Cough*

      Thank you.

      • BadKitty904

        t’Rump really has a problem with people.

      • ez

        GMTA

    • miss_grundy

      He has a problem with anyone who isn’t white except for white liberals. He reminds me too much of some people, who are white, that you run into on social media, who believe that they are the only ones who have a right to an opinion.

  • BadKitty904

    Who is this “We” Sniffles keeps talking about? Him and his owner, Putin?

  • Red Bird Ω

    Amazing how this happens near an election.

  • Jenny

    Is it possible to put a gag order on a president?

    • efoveks

      He might even like it.!

      • ThunderCat

        He’ll pay extra for that. Well, IF he pays …

        • Zyxomma

          He’ll AGREE to pay extra for that, then not pay the bill at all. See you in court?

        • miss_grundy

          He’s a cheapskate. He never pays for anything. He either gets others to pay the bill or skips out on paying it.

  • eyelashviper
    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I love that she calls him “Donald.” Not Mr. Trump, not Mr. President, not President Trump. Donald.

      • God Emperor Emeritus

        I’d have gone with Donnie.

      • Yr. Gma

        It has that disapproving mother sound to it.

      • miss_grundy

        She should have called him Donnie. It’s what he deserves. Especially since he acts like a child.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      Looks as though Donny belongs under the Cruciatus Curse.

  • OddMan

    Another opinion on that TRAVEL BAN tweet. This is from the former lead attorney for the Administration on this case. (he quit)
    It’s gonna makes things harder. From the expert.
    https://twitter.com/mattzap/status/871753132195418112

  • Mike Steele

    Lady MS: Saw Khan’s actual statement when he made it live on TV. Remarkably, I understood every word. Looks like Cheeto’s English-to-English translator has fallen victim to his federal employee cutbacks.

    • ThunderCat

      English to Bloated Orange translators are tough to find. The last one got squeezed … :)

  • Rags

    “We give him this much: he’s consistent.”

    O, reeely? Even on this particular issue he has flipped from a total ban on Muslims through enough iterations of mutually contradictory policies to make the resulting headspinning generate enough wind to solve the energy crisis…. Hmm, are we looking at 14 dimensional chess here? (Momentary pause)… Naaaaah.

    • Patricia Stirniman

      He’s consistently inconsistent.

    • chortlingdingo

      He’s consistently an ignorant bully?

  • Here’s one guy who’s got Donnie’s back brains:
    http://gizmodo.com/congressman-calls-for-holy-war-on-muslims-on-facebook-1795815124
    The replies to the Facebook post come from The POTATOUS’s fanbase.

    • because that does not give ISIS precisely what it wants or anything
      *facepalm*

      • When you know God’s on your side you thirst for war.

        ISIS flushes out our “Christian” terrorists.

    • mancityRed6

      “… the congressman allegedly has not paid child support to one of his ex-wives in over a decade, and now owes in excess of $140,000.”
      Allegedly, he’s a family values politician.

      • mailman27

        One of the largest unpaid support bills in Christendom.

      • Zyxomma

        ONE of his ex-wives. How many has he?

    • Jamoche

      “Is it low, bordering on desperate to commercialize one’s own congressional photo-op? ”

      Dunno. Ivanka, what do you think?

  • BadKitty904
    • Bad Tom

      Part of the sign not seen:
      DO NOT USE

      • BadKitty904

        Well, no one can accuse him of using it.

      • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

        Are you telling me that I put the brain of a racist, sexist plutocrat with the attention span of a 3-year-old into an 8-foot body?!

        • Cat Cafe Honors Paris Accord

          I will. NOT. BE. ANGRY!

        • Bad Tom

          Pantomiming charades:
          “Three syllables. Starts with ‘said’. Second syllable, ‘a’. Third syllable, ‘tiff’. You’re angry? No, no. ‘Give him a said-a-tiff. That’s it! Give him a sedative!”

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    At this point the travel ban is just the political equivalent of a McGuffin — it doesn’t matter what it is or how it works, so long as it gets the base stirred up — not much unlike the wall. In fact, it works better for Trump if the courts strike it down, so he can continue to use it as a rallying cry even though its long past its initial “expiration date”

    • miss_grundy

      So he can cry that he is being victimized on Twitter because he is an ass. Yet he visited a country that trained the 9/11 terrorists because he has “business” with these people.

  • eyelashviper

    I just sent some of my daily tweets to the Hoofwanker, and advised him to stock up on Depends, tissue, extra security blankets, buckets of KFC, and some ketamine, as his week is going downhill by the day.

  • Bub, Zombie of the Resistance

    So this is the way America will end. Not with a bang, but with a tweeter.

    • SadDemInTex

      So true

  • Lego Ezio

    I see countless right-wingers claiming London Mayor Sadiq Khan said “terrorism is part and parcel of living in a big city” and that he was trying to normalize terrorism because he has some Sharia law agenda or something. But if they listened to the damn clip they’re referring to, they’d know he said “part and parcel of living in a big city is BEING PREPARED for it”. Those don’t mean the same thing. But how ironic is it that Trump and the right complain about being misquoted when they do it themselves?

    • Rick Hill

      They have a stack of preprinted releases: “What the preznit meant when he said…”

  • Rick Hill

    I can just see a weary Justice, looking over the top of his glasses “Is there anything else the plaintiff would like to add before we proceed?”

    • Mike Steele

      HER glasses – looking at you, Nortorious RBG:D

    • Jamoche

      Best part of Judge Judy – the absolute glee on her face when a litigant has just set up their own trap and walked into it, just before she rains holy hell on them.

  • Poly_Ester

    Excitable boy, they all said.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I approve bigly of this.

  • chascates
    • Rick Hill

      “Not one penny granted to any nation…”

      but if they want to buy a boatload of weapons……

    • Fartknocker

      Nothing says “I’m an asshole sheriff” like plastic pearl handles on a sidearm.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      To quote Kurt Angle, “Knock it off with the cowboy hats! You’re not 8 years old!”

    • ThunderCat

      Yup, Louisiana … of course … the shithole I’m in at the moment … also known for that babbling Senator Kennedy of recent congressional hearings fame. URGH!!!

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      The only way that this douchebag could be more of a cliche would be if he weighed 300-400 pounds and looked like the result of endogamy.

    • Grumpy Twat

      What could possibly go wrong?

      Bear in mind that he can’t even spell “identify”.

  • JustDon’tSayCovfefe
    • ThunderCat

      Let’s do this in hours, or minutes. That might be more do-able. Days simply isn’t an achievable metric.

      • JustDon’tSayCovfefe

        Yah, but I’m not updating this goddam thing every hour, or re-posting zero hours every hour. I got shit to do.

  • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

    This morning, a mass shooting happened in Florida. 24 minutes after the news broke, he was tweeting about Khan.

    So far, no word from the White House. Five Americans are dead. It looks like a disgruntled Warehouse worker, which might not ordinarily be commented on by a president. However, that this man was on social media attacking the mayor of a city that just got attacked, while ignoring the attack that had just happened here. . .

    This. Is. Not. Normal.

    Also, fuck him.

    • WeaselPoo

      Florida is UNDER SEIGE and REELING from THE USUAL!

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        IK, R?

        Where I live, the story is kind of local, that’s why I knew about it first thing this morning. If the gunman had fled, he might have come our way. Gulf Coast is weird that way, so many states within walking distance, practically.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Would it be reasonable to assume that the Florida shooter is a white male until announced otherwise?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        It’s safe to assume so far. His name has not yet been released. He turned the gun on himself after killing five people. He’s being described as a “disgruntled” former employee of an RV company.

        This also points to him being white.

        Demings said that the shooter had been
        fired in April and had a minor criminal history including arrests for
        marijuana possession, DUI and misdemeanor battery.

        He said that officers were called to Fiamma three years ago, when the shooter allegedly battered a co-worker.

        However, no charges were filed at the time.

        Florida being Florida, it’s safe to assume a black man would have gotten a felony conviction for the possession and would have, by default, had charges filed against him for the assault. Yes, this is all speculation right now.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      What is it about angry white men that makes them want to kill each other?

      • Blackest Noobs

        i would say they all probably need colon clean.

      • Jim Johnson

        Not sure. Self-loathing?

      • Pre-Existing Condition Jack

        “Economic Anxiety” and free access to firearms.

      • Natalie Frenshen

        Steroids and/or meth?
        Ps angry white men is redundant.
        Like criminal attorney.

    • miss_grundy

      That was different. Especially if it was a white man with a gun. After all, when the white guy with the knife killed two men coming to the assistance of two minority teenagers, he didn’t make a statement either.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Oh, I beg to differ. A disgruntled employee shooting up his workplace? In America, that’s normal, alright.

  • rocktonsam

    Mr. President,
    We are not needing your help or prayers at this time.
    Kindly go fuck yourself.
    Regards,
    The UK

  • clap hands
    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Rule of thumb for people who use their brainz: “Thoughts & prayers” = “Fuck you!”

      • Natalie Frenshen

        True. It’s a vapid statement that says okay, I’ll do nothing.

    • Hardly Ideal

      For a while, I was running a browser add-on that replaced every instance of “thoughts and prayers” with “farting noises.” Had to turn it off when I suddenly started reading something about “farting mantises,” but it was fun for a while.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “Whatever the United States can do to help out in London and the U.K., we will be there…”

    UR DOIN’ IT RONG

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I think the first thing the US can do to help is to for the idiot-in-cheap to SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP!

      But hey, that’s just me, okay?

    • miss_grundy

      After your latest escapades in Saudi Arabia, Israel, Italy and Brussels no one wants your help.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Even when someone urges Assmouth to choose moderation over extremism or sense over stupidity, he goes back to extremist stupidity. Every. Damn. Time. It would be credible if he were a Pomeranian, say, but a human? Wow.

  • rubikcube

    Now the White House is frantically pleading with us NOT to take this President at his tweets because of overall dumbness – (presumably).

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Shouldn’t Drumpf have tweeted “Only loser countries get attacked. My country is awesome because it doesn’t get attacked.”

    (we’re going to assume that in this case, Agent Orange would not only forget about 9/11, but that he claimed that Muslims celebrated it)

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    I’m beginning to wonder if the man that maaaaaybe was elected with Russian assistance might actually be a spoiler put in place to mangle America from the inside?

    Naaah, IT WAS OBAMA WHAT WERE THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE!!1

  • Donkey Option

    Does he keep forgetting that many individuals who perform terrorist acts are either born in the country they live or moved there as small children?

    • miss_grundy

      Yes, because he has never read any of the reports that come out of the intelligence agencies. Estupido comemierda.

  • Zyxomma

    I wish it were possible to completely ignore DJT. It would drive him even more nuts. Without votes. And that’s too terrifying to contemplate, since he has the nuclear codes.

    • Natalie Frenshen

      I hope there are some patriotic armed admirals and generals who will take him out when he decides to nuke Australia because someone called him fat.

  • arensb

    We’ll give him this much: he’s consistent.

    And they say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

  • miss_grundy

    The Orange Twat Shitgibbon should be paying decrying the Radical White Supremacist Terrorists we have in America, especially the SOB who killed two men in Portland. But since these assholes are part of their base, he would rather demonize all Muslims because he is an idiot. Could we just get on with the investigations so we can get rid of this asshat already?

  • Robert James Nugent

    If we need an alarmist, blow hard, we’ll call. – J.K. Rowling

  • Mavenmaven

    Funny how much travel ban sounds like taliban.

  • Teecha

    Oh, he can just fuck right off. And then when he gets there, he can fuck right off again. And keep fucking off until he is never seen again.

    In Britain, we’ve been through all manner of bombing and terrorist attacks in the past and we haven’t been cowed yet.

    We should probably examine what our foreign policy around the world is doing to cause people to hate us so, but the current gvt aren’t interested in that.

    In the meantime we will carry on with our normal lives and try not to worry about things we can’t control and the vast majority of us will continue to object to racism and hatred and other things which need challenging in our society.

  • CatDog

    The word ‘crass’ fails to encompass the depravity of this creep. Depravity and/or insanity.

  • JParkerSD46

    I’ve really tried to avoid disrespectful, profane comments directed at Dear Leader. Not at all out of respect for him, but for the office. We should all hold this office in high regard, no matter who the occupant. However, the tweet from the Twat calling London’s mayor “pathetic” has brought me to this: Fuck You Trump. You are an ignorant, stupid, selfish, disgusting excuse for a human, let alone for a President of the US. Fuck you hard. P.S. gotta love the bloke with his beer.

  • whitroth

    Two, two, two 72-char-shooters, one in each hand, so he can shoot both feet at the same time!

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