> I was only seventy years old.

> I loved Covfefe so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.

> I'd pray to Covfefe every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.

> "Covfefe is love", I would say, "Covfefe is life".

> Vladimir hears me and calls me a сука.

> I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Covfefe.

> I called him fake news.

> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

> I'm crying now and my face hurts.

> I lay in bed and it's really cold.

> A warmth is moving towards me.

> I feel something touch me.

> It's Covfefe.

> I'm so happy.

> He whispers in my ear, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

> He grabs me with his tremendous Covfefe hands (not that my hands aren't tremendous. Everyone who says my hands are tiny are FAKE NEWS. That's what everyone tells me), and puts me on my hands and knees.

> I'm ready.

> I spread my ass cheeks for Covfefe.

> He penetrates my butthole.

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Covfefe.

> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.

> I push against his force.

> I want to please Covfefe.

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.

> Vladimir walks in.

> Covfefe looks him straight in the eyes and says, "It's all Covfefover now".

> Covfefe leaves through my window.

> Covfefe is love. Covfefe is life.