Read Richard Jolly’s match report from Old Trafford:
Where do you start with that? United could have been 7-2 up after 20 minutes, yet created very little against 10 men in the second half. Surman was wrongly sent off. Arter was wrongly not sent off. Mings and Ibrahimovic got away with GBH. Ibrahimovic had a penalty saved by Boruc.
The upshot is that United are still sixth, and Bournemouth have renewed hope for their relegation battle after a second-half performance of enormous character. Thanks for your company, bye.
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Full time: Manchester United 1-1 Bournemouth
That is one of the oddest games of football you will ever see.
90+5 min Pogba misses another chance from Ibrahimovic’s knockdown! He couldn’t get his shot away and appealed for a penalty, but I don’t think it was one.
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90+4 min Arter nicks the ball from the last defender Martial (!), whose pace just gets him out of trouble.
90+3 min Pogba misses a great chance! Ibrahimovic’s header came to him eight yards out but he completely mishit a volley that bobbled miserably wide. He should have scored.
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90+2 min There has been so much incident that the result almost feels secondary. But this would be a huge point for Bournemouth and two costly dropped points for United.
90+1 min There will be five minutes of added time.
90 min Rojo’s cross is comfortably claimed by Boruc, who takes the opportunity to waste 10 seconds. You can’t blame him for that.
87 min A point here could change Bournemouth’s season, especially the manner in which it will have been achieved. They have been tremendous after a diabolical start to the game.
85 min Martial’s cross seems to hit the arm of Smith just inside the area; this time there’s no penalty.
84 min Juan Mata is imploring his team-mates to calm down and play the ball around. They have been hitting too many long balls. This is where Sir Alex Ferguson’s sides was so good: they generally kept their nerve and kept passing the ball, even in injury time.
82 min United have been dreadful in this second half, desperate and unfocussed. That said, Bournemouth’s defending has been almost unrecognisable from the first half.
80 min Rashford is booked for shoving Smith over. That was the wrong decision as well. The referee has had a shocker. You have to feel for him; it must be horrible to be in this position. It’s not often that the referee is desperate to hear his own final whistle.
78 min Pogba is fouled 25 yards from goal by Arter, who has already been booked. The referee gives him a last warning. Arter should have been sent off but he’s hardly alone in that today. Meanwhile, the injured Mings is replaced by the debutant Baily Cargill.
76 min “Contrary opinions are surely welcome,” says Ian Copestake. “I certainly don’t take anything I say seriously.”
But why don’t you? Don’t you think you deserve more respect? Eh? Do you want some?
75 min Arter seems fine now. Ibrahomivic has a snapshot blocked and now Tyrone Mings is down in pain, holding his thigh. This game has been just weird.
74 min Rashford’s 20-yard shot deflects just wide. Bournemouth have a player flat out on his back, Harry Arter. Pogba ran into him off the ball and I think he might be concussed.
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BORUC SAVES IBRAHIMOVIC'S PENALTY!
Boruc gets down superbly to his right to save from Ibrahimovic. That’s a brilliant save because it wasn’t a bad penalty at all. This bizarre game continues to confound everyone except Quasimodo.
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Smith was so close to Pogba that, although his arm was outstretched, there wasn’t much he could do to get out of the way.
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PENALTY TO MANCHESTER UNITED
Pogba’s acrobatic volleyed cross hits the outstretched hand of Smith. I think that’s harsh.
70 min A triple United change: Fellaini, Lingard and Rashford for Shaw, Carrick and Rooney. Lingard is now playing at left-back.
69 min In a strange way that red card has helped Bournemouth. It’s made everything so much simpler, and perhaps distracted United.
68 min “Good point,” says Roy Allen. “Never liked Paulie though.”
Sil? Chrissy?
68 min This is an excellent spell for Bournemouth, who look more comfortable than at any stage in the match. As a result, Jose Mourinho is about to make a triple substitution.
66 min “I realize that Ian Copestake is an institution on these MBMs, and I’m also entertained by Ibrahimovic, but I’m of the contrary opinion that Ibrahimovic should start every game automatically on a yellow card,” says Glenn Hoddle. “This would stop him from thinking he can get away with a whole load of crap just on account of being a Lion, or a hamster or a sea-slug or whatever he is that week.”
64 min Ibrahimovic hits a poor free-kick into the wall, from where it spins behind for United’s 48th corner. Bournemouth’s defending at the start of the game was hopeless but they have been very good in this half.
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63 min Pogba beats two players 25 yards from goal and is brought down by Gosling. The free-kick is to slightly to the right of centre, perfectly for a left-footer. It’ll be Zlatan to take it.
62 min The most absurd thing about Ibrahimovic is that, despite throwing Mings to the canvas then crunching an elbow into the coupon, the only thing he was actually booked for was dissent.