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shithowdy:

smolhooman:

shithowdy:

I’d like to formally make a blanket apology for literally anything I said before I turned 20.

I’m still under 20 for another eight months. You’re all fuckers and I apologize for nothing. See you in 2018 and we’ll talk. 

This is exactly what I mean.

(via mynewurl)

29 May 17
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the-ace-community:

my favorite part of gay culture is calling something homophobic that is obviously Not Homophobic and watching non-lgbt ppl get their shit in a twist over it

(via joshpeck)

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scottymouth:
“”
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shezangel:
“everyone should have this mentality
”

shezangel:

everyone should have this mentality

(Source: bob-belcher, via aquariansarehumanitarians)

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    *hears a song*
    me: nice
    *plays song 5000000000 more times*
    me: still nice
    everyone else: please stop
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coyotebuegwater:
“ morefunthanb4:
“ No!
” ”
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    interviewer: so what do you think really propelled your career to the level it is today?
    Comedian: well, my knock knock jokes really opened doors for me.
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(Source: twitter.com, via delriodelano)

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blkbruja:

accept, adapt, move on.

(via crazydeeply-in-love)

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via that-flawless-bitch-lauren)

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lethbian:

please stop trying to make ed sheeran sexy. i don’t want to picture him feeling any kind of desire. the only thing i can picture him doing is taking his pet lizard out to the park for some sun, and that’s alright by me

(via twerkingmantis)

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