Who is Sophie Devereaux? She’s a grifter; a con artist; the greatest actress you’ll never see. She’s whoever I need her to be.
when straight people get offended when people mistake them for gay and they try to defend that with “well wouldn’t you be offended if someone thought you were straight?” like buddy, sometimes my life depends on people thinking im straight
Ariana Grande has offered to pay for all 22 funerals for the victims who lost their lives. She individually FaceTimed the fans that were injured in the hospital. She donated a million dollars of the two million dollar goal to a donation page. She’s planning to return to Manchester for a benefit concert in which all proceeds will be donated to the victims and their families. Yet people still hate her because she licked a doughnut and said “she hates America.” This woman is an angel and I admire her so much.
After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.
An average day at Wayne Manor
Bruce: *sitting and reading the newspaper*
*suddenly hears a crash and some screaming from upstairs*
*footsteps running back and forth on the ceiling*
Dick: Bruuuuuuce!!!!
*another crash and some muffled grunting*
Jason: Don’t listen to him, Bruce, everything is fine!!!
*some more muffled cursing and punches*
Damian: This is all your fault, Todd!!!
Tim: For the love of god, somebody put out the fire!!!!
*more running*
Steph: I got it!!!
*the sounds of a pipe bursting*
*more screaming and cursing*
Dick: Bruuuce!!! Call the fire department!!!
Tim: Screw that, call the Justice League!!! Damian’s on fire!!!
*more screaming*
Bruce: *takes a sip of tea* I hate my life
let men wear rompers!!!!!!! cuz the next step is sundresses and if men demand something, companies make them cheaper & of better quality & this bix right here is looking forward to $3 sundresses (pre-sale price) with pockets