I was going to buy Divergent and then I saw this review
LMAO
LMFAO this review is true. It’s so true. Divergent was awful.
This review is true and accurate as far as it goes, but I really, really think it’s worth mentioning that people in Erudite who don’t need glasses still wear glasses anyway because it makes them look smart. Also, people in Erudite are not allowed to keep pets or make visual art because it is “illogical” to do so. Besides punching each other and jumping onto and off of moving trains, other activities which people in Dauntless use to show the bravery include getting tattoos, wearing black clothing, and running in the stairwell.
PLEDGE WEEK IN DYSTOPIAN CHICAGO
Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!
LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED
give him anything he wants
Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source
i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS
imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho
“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”
“I roll to Bluff.”
“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”
“I want to bluff the scales.”
“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”
“Yup.”
“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”
“HA! Nat 20!”
“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”