you an intellectual: literature
me a dumbass: book?
Friend: Hey you need to stop being so extra about Percy Jackson.
Me, draped in a furious orange t-shirt that says ‘Camp Half Blood’, eating blue food and wearing a yankees cap: I have no idea what you’re talking about?
Justin: *nukes America* *everyone dies*
Beliebers: #WeStillSupportYouJustin #YoureJustYoung #Justin4President #ButNotInAmericaCauseItsGone
#swag