| Metaphors Be With You VI |
[Jan. 17th, 2007|07:16 pm]
Scott
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Metaphors Be With You
The best and worst metaphors, similes, and analogies I have seen in the past while
10. "That was very thoughtful of you. I'm more touched than a congressional page." - Scott Adams
9. "It's the most blatant work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French wedding service." - Blackadder
8. "He asks how, if God is like a person, He can speak to billions of people simultaneously, which is rather like wondering why, if Tony Blair is an octopus, he has only two arms." - Terry Eagleton
7. "You're making less sense than an epileptic auctioneer." - Goats.com
6. "Her art was about as deathless as a mayfly working on an oil rig." - Ursula Vernon
5. "He swings the bat...it's a hit!...it's going...going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, it's GONE!" - The Simpsons
4. "Our marriage has been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown combined." - The Simpsons
3. "Someday, it will be one of those things we look back on with heartwarming nostalgia, like the Atari 2600 and polio." - DY
2. "Like the ski resort of young girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for young girls, the situation was not quite so reciprocal as it appeared."
1. "I go through life like Helen Keller in a room full of Rubix Cubes." - Scott Adams |
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