Hi, Bell Fen! - Luminous Hyaena

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[Prompt] "No, look, take your frog back, I do not want amphibians, I want compensation!" Neither of them payed any heed as the water continued to rise, lapping at their heels.

“I said I’d accept a frog as long as it was worth a sheep!  It wouldn’t have been worth a sheep to begin with and it certainly isn’t now that we’ve killed a bunch of sheep and there are frogs every fucking where!”

“Get out of the sea, guys!” someone called from up on the beach.  “It’s closing!”

“I want my money back!”