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unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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roachpatrol: “ cynological: “ That’s a weird dragon. ” shut up i love her ”
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astrobro:

caffeineaddictanonymous:

astrobro:

Time is so fake. Apple could make all our iPhone times 15 minutes early and literally nobody would know

PEOPLE WITH ANDROIDS WOULD KNOW

Exactly, nobody would know

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jasmiinitee: ““So what did you do on your date?” ”
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blackblocberniebros: “ motorizedmycologist: “ denzelle: “ denzelle: “for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the...
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eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

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