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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the esteemed International Baccalaureate® Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous executive positions at clubs at my school, and I have over 70 on the Euclid. I am trained in ICS 4U and I’m the top student in the entirety of Bayview SS. You are nothing to me but just another competitor. I will wipe your fucking offer out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on OUAC, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Admissions Officers and your AIF accomplishments are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little Honours Computer Science Co-op offer you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defer your offer to Geomatics in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Junior CCC, but I have access to the entire UW applicant database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable offer the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit a deferral all over you and you will drown in GIS. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.