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[–]DraculixBoss[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (148子コメント)

We consider linking to user accounts on external websites to be a form of doxxing.

I'm banning anyone who links to her Instagram account. Don't do it.

[–]piratesas 5305 ポイント5306 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Jesus Christ, this isn't Chaturbate. Reddit gold doesn't give you actual money.

[–]tyen0 713 ポイント714 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe she thinks all the "I'm poor" comments will encourage someone to give her money.

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    [–]Syliase 587 ポイント588 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Your foundation is warmer than your skin tone, and I can see where you edited your waist/underbust to make yourself look skinnier. 1/10 effort

    [–]queenofyour-heart 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Your foundation is warmer than your skin tone

    Shit. As a female, this one should hurt the most...

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      [–]RealCoolGal 3924 ポイント3925 ポイント  (80子コメント)

      Deleted her account when it hit r/all

      [–]Crashman2004 858 ポイント859 ポイント  (11子コメント)

      It got too hot.

      [–]TheBiggestZander 359 ポイント360 ポイント  (64子コメント)

      Was she famous or something? Like.. instagram famous?

      [–]Agent_Dutchess 998 ポイント999 ポイント  (60子コメント)

      Her username is buried somewhere in the comments here but she deleted her Insta too lol

      Edit: insta may still be up. Maybe she had a nervous breakdown without seeing a dick pic inboxed to her in over 43 minutes and reactivated it.

      [–]geesehater22 196 ポイント197 ポイント  (33子コメント)

      Her username is buried somewhere in the comments here but she deleted her Insta too lol

      Don't they want followers on insta? I would try to get on r/all and get people to sign up. This is weird.

      [–]MrFuzzybagels 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (31子コメント)

      Normally yes but I think one of the roasts hit a little too close to home. You'll know which one when you see it.

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              [–]myvoyacc 3640 ポイント3641 ポイント  (24子コメント)

              Everything about this is way too intentional for the "fuck it" pageantry. You want people to think you just wrote some shit down down on a card, snapped a quick photo, and threw it to the virgins to shout out your fake tits as masked compliments? It takes more bravery for some regular ass teenager to snarl their brace-face in homeroom than it does for your fake fuck it Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

              [–]sendme5seewhathappen 860 ポイント861 ポイント  (16子コメント)

              Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

              it's funny because she posted it on instagram too.

              [–]Love-Dem-Titties 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Love it. So true.

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                [–]hascogrande 7987 ポイント7988 ポイント  (86子コメント)

                posts on RoastMe

                deletes account after 6 hours

                [–]calxcalyx 2642 ポイント2643 ポイント  (36子コメント)

                Yeah, that backfired I think.

                [–]fuzzydunlots 517 ポイント518 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Holy shit you guys killed one.

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                  [–]tyme 6733 ポイント6734 ポイント  (90子コメント)

                  Lady, you came to /r/roastme and are defending yourself in reply to negative comments. Do you not understand the purpose of this sub?

                  [–]Hate_them_chiggers 1766 ポイント1767 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                  There should definitely be more digs on her intelligence.

                  [–]tehBrandonJayyay 475 ポイント476 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                  What were her comments like? She deleted her account

                  [–]zbyte64 600 ポイント601 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                  "teehee thank you blah blah excuse"

                  Excuses include: German heritage, masculine face

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                    [–]LolaRamona 409 ポイント410 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                    I don't think common sense is her strong suit.

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                      [–]LinkReincarnat3 4757 ポイント4758 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                      That ring light you used for your selfie makes your eyes and narcissism really pop.

                      [–]Nixus 9174 ポイント9175 ポイント  (87子コメント)

                      Deleted account, internet still undefeated.

                      [–]michaelscarn00 2172 ポイント2173 ポイント  (25子コメント)

                      Just like vegas, house always wins

                      [–]Firecracker500 453 ポイント454 ポイント  (43子コメント)

                      Has the internet ever lost against a roastee?

                      [–]bojang1es 429 ポイント430 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      The moment you try to win against the internet you've already lost. The internet always wins, the challenger should only ever be playing for a mutual victory.

                      [–]BluFoot 236 ポイント237 ポイント  (25子コメント)

                      Yeah there was that one post where the roastee made insane comeback after comeback. I'll try to find it.

                      edit: http://reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/4sbxhc/i_am_16_in_marching_band_and_have_autism_and_add/

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                          [–]awhaling 2727 ポイント2728 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                          You came here to get low-key complimented, then when people actually roasted you you feel the need to explain why they are wrong, because you're too insecure to laugh it off.

                          Roll with the punches. It's a roast me, not secretly compliment me in the disguise of an insult.

                          [–]throwawayforporn93 6197 ポイント6198 ポイント  (90子コメント)

                          I don't know why you insist and doing Q&A videos on Instagram. No one gives a shit. We follow you because you're hot, but you're not interesting. Stop deluding yourself.

                          Edit: No I won't give you her instagram. Stop messaging me.

                          [–]havereddit 957 ポイント958 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                          The plucked-off-and-then-drawn-back-on eyebrows. Soooo not hot...

                          [–]Get_Over_Here_Please 289 ポイント290 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I do not understand that idea, they wanted to be roasted... and the photo they chose had drawn on eyebrows. Like, were we supposed to focus on that? Was it a trap?!

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                              [–]PURPLEDONGOFTHANOS 883 ポイント884 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                              I occasionally lurk r/all and have never really paid attention to /r/roastme, but this is one of the best fucking threads ive ever stumbled upon. She straight deleted her account.

                              [–]DakFayden4http://redd.it/5n8wsh 9914 ポイント9915 ポイント  (98子コメント)

                              You look like someone who would spend 2 hours on your hair and makeup and take about 50 selfies just to post on r/roastme because you think you'll be the first person in the history of this sub to be so hot that nobody can think of a bad thing to say about you, but that has never happened.

                              You look like the kind of person who frequents loud dance clubs because the loudness puts you on a level playing field with people who are interesting to talk to.

                              [–]Hipporack 706 ポイント707 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              That first sentence ran on like the list of her ex's that won't speak to her anymore.

                              [–]demuratrix 1497 ポイント1498 ポイント  (63子コメント)

                              I think you just made me understand why some people go clubbing so much. Sure it's fun to dance and get drunk and get laid, but there's also no pressure to be intelligent, just pressure to be sexy.

                              EDIT: God I am so full of regret. My life is in a downward spiral and I don't know which way is up to swim for air. I deeply regret my many failures and flaws.

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                                [–]TheMasterFatman 2498 ポイント2499 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                I'd roast you, but I don't have the $350 you charge per hour.

                                [–]sammyc103 1387 ポイント1388 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                The definition of a depreciating asset.

                                [–]MaxineSilver 1067 ポイント1068 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                theres more makeup on your cleavage, and thats saying something

                                [–]Bcron 153 ポイント154 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                This post is a train wreck lmao, you can even see her left arm pulling the back of her shirt, make those things POP.

                                Most try-hard "fuck it" I've ever witnessed

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                                  [–]AutisticAnal 2561 ポイント2562 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                  Too bad there's no kind of surgery that can make you smarter or more interesting.

                                  [–]PMMeYourWits 6228 ポイント6229 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                  Her: Gimme that I have no skills and need to marry for money look

                                  Team of plastic surgeons: Say no more

                                  [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 898 ポイント899 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                  Houston, we have a problem. The right side of the landing pad is higher. Please advise.

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                                    [–]HoodHimself 11.4k ポイント11.4k ポイント  (76子コメント)

                                    Wannabe Instagram model looking for work. Has GED and likes how everyone is always so nice. Talents include: PICS. Skilled in taking 3hrs to set up a selfie to look spontaneous, and makeup. Will do "whatev's" for money or coke.

                                    [–]JohnnyDarkside 1930 ポイント1931 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                    The ol' "Bae caught me..." model. Nobody cares enough to actually invest time since she screams "don't stick your dick in crazy" so she just spends all her free time coming up ways of trying to take creative selfies until she finally to start going full instagram model and shows more and more before finally just becoming a cam slut.

                                    [–]LinkUnseen 485 ポイント486 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                    And then has a public meltdown on camera in line at a Subway, revealing that she's not in that great of shape anymore

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                                      [–]Jolly_Rodger 279 ポイント280 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      She even has a professional light rig just for this kind of attention. You can see the circular led lights in her eyes.

                                      [–]ScrotumMcNuggets 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                      She can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

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                                        [–]clamberrypie 2474 ポイント2475 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                        • deleted.

                                        You guys won.

                                        [–]Neice_Ex_Throwaway 10.2k ポイント10.2k ポイント x2 (325子コメント)

                                        Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes:

                                        You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can't take criticism. You will die alone.

                                        [–]trynottolose 3297 ポイント3298 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                        shit... the other ones were personal, but this one was personal personal

                                        [–]-MURS- 633 ポイント634 ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                        Is this real?

                                        [–]axialclown 1155 ポイント1156 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                        Goddam. Roasted, toasted and then discarded.

                                        [–]FinishTheSente 272 ポイント273 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                        Holy fucking shit. I haven't seen such epic obliteration since NYC at the end of the first Avengers movie. God damn.

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                                          [–]JohnStamosBRAH 994 ポイント995 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                          Holy shit bruh... Even I feel bad reading this.

                                          10/10

                                          [–]i_like_turtles_1969 381 ポイント382 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                          Fucking hell. If it wasn't for that roast that got gilded 6 or 7 times this would be the best one.

                                          [–]Neice_Ex_Throwaway 433 ポイント434 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                          Late to the party, but had to take the opportunity. I mean, what are the freaking odds? I didn't even start in on the medications or addictions. .

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                                            [–]DickTrickledme 400 ポイント401 ポイント  (86子コメント)

                                            Does she really have vagina holsters?

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                                              [–]CookiesNCremation 1763 ポイント1764 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                              Sex dolls have become so realistic these days.

                                              [–]asiansteevhttp://redd.it/4xf4r1 1819 ポイント1820 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                              we get it, you learned contouring

                                              [–]Alex_GordonAMA 10.2k ポイント10.2k ポイント  (46子コメント)

                                              You are one of those girls that I'll come across on Instagram, remember that I'm horny, then go and find the actual hot ones to jerk off too.

                                              [–]halfachainsaw 4714 ポイント4715 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                              Like passing a taco bell and going "oh yeah I was gonna grab chipotle"

                                              [–]Alex_GordonAMA 2851 ポイント2852 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                              Exactly. Taco Bell is fine when I'm drunk and nothing else is open. Just like her.

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                                                  [–]millface1 3637 ポイント3638 ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                  I bet the title of this post is roughly 66% of your active vocabulary. The other 33% being the word "me".

                                                  [–]sendme5seewhathappen 1818 ポイント1819 ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                                  You look like every basic ass Kardashian wannabe in this world, draw your eyebrows in thicker please. Just the sight of you screams insecurity to me, you hate yourself and anytime a male compliments you they lose value in your eyes. You spent two hours getting ready to take this picture and have no plans to even leave the house today. You'll fuck your fill of badboys and then right at 30 settle down with a guy who has been chasing you for years. He'll think he has hit the jackpot, little does he know you aren't worth the sheets he fucks you on. You will continue to get your fill of sexually satisfying attention from other guys over social media and private messaging apps like Kik while sitting in the Mercedes he buys you. Eventually you'll have a kid, locking this lifestyle in for life, only misbehaving every once in a while when you've had too much to drink. You'll probably fuck some of his friends or worse, family, just because you can't help but be a dirty slut after a few drinks. He'll forgive you because he's a bitch.

                                                  edit: gooby pls

                                                  [–]dis_is_amazin 347 ポイント348 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                  Fuck me this is the top tier roast in the thread for me. Others have been generally on point but you just spelt out the most depressing parts of the next 15 years of her life with with such accuracy and ease.

                                                  If I had gold it would be for you.

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                                                    [–]str8emulated 959 ポイント960 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    Don't let all these comments get you down, you will make some kind of well off guy a wonderful participation trophy wife someday.

                                                    [–]Bencil7 468 ポイント469 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    roasted yourself by deleting your account...

                                                    [–]dadbod615 665 ポイント666 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Your cleavage almost took my gaze away from that perfectly square ass forehead.

                                                    [–]r0b0nd7 227 ポイント228 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Those eyes are emptier than your dead octopus's tank. And that is the most research I've ever had to do for RoastMe.

                                                    [–]employmentpages 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                    Underneath the three pounds of makeup and pushup bra you are just another boring bitch that probably likes The Chainsmokers and insisted on the unicorn frappe from Starbucks. Also known as basic.

                                                    [–]dietotaku 223 ポイント224 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    you have more fake eyelashes glued to your face than you have IQ points.

                                                    [–]sjmp75020 9340 ポイント9341 ポイント  (96子コメント)

                                                    That's not cleavage it's the Silicon Valley.

                                                    [–]LocusRothschild 1101 ポイント1102 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                    You look like Kate Beckinsale if she were a 38 year old strung out Vegas stripper.

                                                    [–]L0kdoggie 495 ポイント496 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Don't say that, Kate Beckinsale doesn't have to suck in her cheeks like this to look pretty.

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                                                      [–]aylmao43 530 ポイント531 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      deleted her reddit account and went back to the Periscope echo chamber where she's showered in compliments by white knights and orbiters. Guess she never expected what she thinks about herself deep down to be posted here by random people.

                                                      Probably still reading here while the losers on periscope go unanswered and can't figure out why they never get the attention they deserve.

                                                      [–]Redzombie78 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Oh you know she's still reading this shit. She can't help herself when she's the topic.

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                                                        [–]photoframes 937 ポイント938 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                        your dad still doesn't care

                                                        [–]bulldogg76 627 ポイント628 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        I can't decide wether drugs or your 96 year old "husband" is gonna tear that body up first.

                                                        [–]bjh182http://redd.it/403ij0 1861 ポイント1862 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                        Looks like Jared Leto is playing another transvestite in his new movie

                                                        [–]WestshoreJayhttp://redd.it/50fhhi 322 ポイント323 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        You look like the only thing you know how to add is more makeup.

                                                        [–]wrestledwithbear 155 ポイント156 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        The human incarnation of narcissism. You spend 2 hours on your makeup every morning because deep down you know that without the plastic facade that is your attractiveness, people would see that you are as empty, shallow and worthless as a garbage bag. And at least a garbage is good for putting trash in, what good do you do for the planet, or humanity? You've probably never thought about it. All you ever think about is how many likes on instagram you can get, as if that's some measure of worth, as if it justifies the Oxygen you take from the air, and the resources you consume that could go to people who actually have something to offer to humanity.

                                                        [–]ComplexChristian 405 ポイント406 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                        She couldn't bear with the honest truth in the comments so she deleted her account LMAO.

                                                        [–]kcdale99 214 ポイント215 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                        This was one savage roast.... wow. As a professional photographer I work with this type of person often, and some of these are deep cutting indeed.

                                                        Been a while since a roastme has made me cringe just a bit (but in the right way).

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                                                          [–]weaponized_virginity 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          You should list your Photoshop experience on your job resume.

                                                          [–]PaleoGuy1http://redd.it/5qf57h 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          Now do one without your makeup on so your outside matches your ugly inside! It would be like suddenly viewing you through the eyes of Shallow Hal!

                                                          [–]asapnano 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          I bet your Instagram account says you're a "Public Figure". What makes you think you are is the real joke

                                                          [–]Ayactan 882 ポイント883 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                          Happy 40th birthday!

                                                          [–]ajd011394http://redd.it/56tu17 198 ポイント199 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          fuck it

                                                          No thanks

                                                          [–]GrimsterrOP 593 ポイント594 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                          I always hate it when a naturally beautiful girl asks to be roasted but luckily that ain't the case for you. You're so insecure you have to hide it all behind all that makeup and compensate your stupidity with your looks. You're probably a gold digger who uses guys for free meals and gonna end up being a single mom

                                                          [–]Whizzing-whizzerhttp://redd.it/6afe1i 287 ポイント288 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                          I rotated the phone and your forehead took up the whole screen.

                                                          [–]TrueDego 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          You look like patient 0 of a new STD

                                                          [–]Trevino_Is_Herehttp://redd.it/5ryrn8 1140 ポイント1141 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                          If a push-up bra went up any more it would strangle you

                                                          [–]bobbyd2657 294 ポイント295 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                          So... What's the abortion count up to now?

                                                          [–]paross 34.7k ポイント34.7k ポイント x18 (1192子コメント)

                                                          Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure.

                                                          Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world.

                                                          Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?

                                                          That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                                          You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.

                                                          You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality.

                                                          [–]no0b_64 4031 ポイント4032 ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                                          I was going to jerk off to this photo. But now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.

                                                          [–]Griffin880 261 ポイント262 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                          If this were a game of marry, fuck, kill I'd fuck the girl, marry the comment, and kill myself because I'd know I've peaked.

                                                          [–]xtheory 549 ポイント550 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                          I'm confused and keep debating which one is going to get the facial first.

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                                                            [–]Stilkonwheels 4132 ポイント4133 ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                            Damn.... You made her delete the account 😂😂😂

                                                            [–]dwwojcik 1628 ポイント1629 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            If they don't delete the account you're not doing it right.

                                                            [–]Araneatrox 716 ポイント717 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                            She deleted her Instagram too. The one she was shilling before the thread went nuclear.

                                                            That's a fucking flawless victory.

                                                            Edit - Instagram is back up. Either a temporary problem my end or a temp shutdown. Still a sight to behold

                                                            [–]ByDev 258 ポイント259 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Lmao

                                                            [–]TigerFan365 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            He must have hit the nail on the head 😂

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                                                              [–]xLYNCHDEADMANX 2185 ポイント2186 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                              People who roast like this have peered into the abyss and have had it stare back.

                                                              [–]Peach_Suppository 14.3k ポイント14.3k ポイント  (156子コメント)

                                                              http://i.imgur.com/HW9Kn.gif

                                                              [–]artemasad 6415 ポイント6416 ポイント  (116子コメント)

                                                              Jesus I'm from /r/all and enjoy RoastMe posts that pop up here and there. But I have never once read a roast this fucking savage before.

                                                              [–]Zombiehype 3431 ポイント3432 ポイント  (60子コメント)

                                                              what about that girl so fat that the top roast was a heartfelt advice about how to get help?

                                                              [–]TankorSmash 198 ポイント199 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                              http://i.imgur.com/7pW0O.jpg

                                                              There was this fat girl on reddit getting hate somewhere, got insulted, acted like nothing bothered her, and this dude's comeback wrecked her.

                                                              [–]WENDELtheRUFFIAN 362 ポイント363 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                              It's not a roast, he straight took a flamethrower to her.

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                                                                [–]theSeeWord 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                perfect use of a gif

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                                                                  [–]KingCoochie 1566 ポイント1567 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                  r/watchpeopledie

                                                                  [–]Lennysa 1532 ポイント1533 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                  If she wasn't before, she's definitely going to be insecure now.

                                                                  [–]JonasBrosSuck 712 ポイント713 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                                                  wonder if that's the comment that made OP delete the account

                                                                  [–]Lord_Tachanka 474 ポイント475 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                                                  holy shit she did.

                                                                  [–]elter_ago 359 ポイント360 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                  this reminds me of that rick and morty episode where rick gets the devil to try and hang himself.

                                                                  [–]mr_ewe 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                  Or...

                                                                  You're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.

                                                                  Or however that line was.

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                                                                          [–]kenanjd 2343 ポイント2344 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                          I love this post. It's all fun and games until somebody makes it real with one of these.

                                                                          [–]NotTRYINGtobeLame 851 ポイント852 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                          Then it's a party.

                                                                          [–]Andrew_Squaredhttp://redd.it/5rinoy 374 ポイント375 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                          These are what I come here for. The pedo jokes and usual stuff are low effort static. For me, this is the heart and soul of this sub.

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                                                                            [–]scrupulousness 1175 ポイント1176 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                            911, yes, I'd like to report an imminent suicide.

                                                                            [–]MapsMapsEverywhere 594 ポイント595 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Oh fuck man.

                                                                            Good thing the sidebar has /r/Depression and /r/SuicideWatch on it.

                                                                            [–]AlwaysFeral 715 ポイント716 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                            Checked out this post to see snarky one-liners, and instead got to read you demolishing an entire psyche.

                                                                            [–]redheadedalex 278 ポイント279 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                            I feel like mine is somehow damaged too. Like I felt the aftershocks of destruction on my own ego. Goddamn

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                                                                              [–]Wiseguy1878 998 ポイント999 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              /r/threadkillers

                                                                              [–]Hatstacker 1663 ポイント1664 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                              "Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags."

                                                                              10/10 well roasted! I'll add that to my personal stock of zingers, thank you.

                                                                              [–]YetiPie 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              "You'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality"

                                                                              That's what really hit it home for me. Fucking nailed it.

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                                                                                [–]Willyboss567http://redd.it/4kxjxb 177 ポイント178 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                "Paross this is your tape"

                                                                                [–]Europus_b 179 ポイント180 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                "Lemme just roast her in some charcoal... oh whoops that's the fusion reactor"

                                                                                [–]SlaughterHouze 3119 ポイント3120 ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                                                Dude, she said roast, you fucking nuked her..

                                                                                [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 732 ポイント733 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Holy shit

                                                                                [–]-unhoIy 644 ポイント645 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                                                jesus christ

                                                                                [–]Mango1447 539 ポイント540 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                I've seen genocides that involved less immolation. Jesus Christ. You are a goddamn legend.

                                                                                [–]Steam-Crow 198 ポイント199 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Damn. I had a roast, but never mind.

                                                                                [–]Useful_ID10TS 193 ポイント194 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Jesus Christ. That was so savage, I am pretty sure that it could be considered a war crime.
                                                                                That said, this is one of the best roasts I have ever read.

                                                                                [–]The3rdRighthttp://redd.it/5mr4wh 614 ポイント615 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                Vote this as one of the best roasts out there

                                                                                [–]Live4Night 315 ポイント316 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                Damn

                                                                                [–]ra2eW8je 289 ポイント290 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                Note to self: NEVER piss of /u/paross

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                                                                                [–]Nerdloaf 596 ポイント597 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                                                                You beautiful bastard.

                                                                                [–]VoiceofLou 377 ポイント378 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                Quit flirting.

                                                                                [–]Buckle_Up_Kiddies 441 ポイント442 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                                Everyone who read this

                                                                                [–]MWDTech 224 ポイント225 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                Wow

                                                                                [–]Mozeeon 228 ポイント229 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                                Shit. I didn't realize this was r/psychologicallycripplemeandmakemewannadie. Damn that's brutal... I'm saving this just to keep myself honest

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                                                                                  [–]LinkReincarnat3 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                                  Fuck it

                                                                                  Isn't that what your dad said?

                                                                                  [–]murdill36http://redd.it/4w51mm 1159 ポイント1160 ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                                                  wrong subreddit. here you go! /r/gonewild

                                                                                  [–]xavierny2021 206 ポイント207 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                  Wrong sub... here: r/spitroastme

                                                                                  [–]jsimco876 231 ポイント232 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Boob Job - Check

                                                                                  Makeup Youtube video - Check

                                                                                  Estrogen Injections to make you actually look like a woman - Still in progress.

                                                                                  [–]CatfishMeNot 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  You are the definition of basic, your eyebrows look like they were drawn in a week ago with a Sharpie. You are the girl who sleeps with anyone once she's had a few drinks because that's the best validation in the world for people who hate themselves. Your morning routine leads to posting the same lame ass selfies on Instagram every day for a few compliments so you can feel better about yourself. You spend more time on social media than you do going out. After this thread shakes your entire fucking reality you'll send some nudes to a few male friends so you can feel validated again.

                                                                                  [–]IDespiseFatties 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  Lmao fucking wrecked. This is definitely r/museumofreddit material

                                                                                  [–]pewnanner 304 ポイント305 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                                  She deleted her account! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                                  Edit: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                                  [–]FriezaAndHoushi 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                                  • Forehead is more than 1/3rd of the face.

                                                                                  • Right eyebrow is ~2/10th longer and they aren't trimmed equally.

                                                                                  • Misaligned eyes. Right eye is higher than left.

                                                                                  • Weak attempt at highlighting cheekbones.

                                                                                  • Overextending lip, making you look like a joker cosplay.

                                                                                  • Cracked lips.

                                                                                  • Weak chin, too small compared to mouth and jaw width.

                                                                                  • Fat arms and fat armpits.

                                                                                  • Fake breasts.

                                                                                  • Cut and uneven nails.

                                                                                  No father figure confirmed.

                                                                                  [–]Faptain_Hand_Solo 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                                  If you suck your cheeks in any further, your face is going to implode... and we'd all be grateful.

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