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[–]DraculixBoss[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (113子コメント)

We consider linking to user accounts on external websites to be a form of doxxing.

I'm banning anyone who links to her Instagram account. Don't do it.

[–]piratesas 4964 ポイント4965 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Jesus Christ, this isn't Chaturbate. Reddit gold doesn't give you actual money.

[–]tyen0 661 ポイント662 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Maybe she thinks all the "I'm poor" comments will encourage someone to give her money.

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    [–]RealCoolGal 3681 ポイント3682 ポイント  (77子コメント)

    Deleted her account when it hit r/all

    [–]Crashman2004 817 ポイント818 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    It got too hot.

    [–]TheBiggestZander 314 ポイント315 ポイント  (62子コメント)

    Was she famous or something? Like.. instagram famous?

    [–]Agent_Dutchess 908 ポイント909 ポイント  (58子コメント)

    Her username is buried somewhere in the comments here but she deleted her Insta too lol

    Edit: insta may still be up. Maybe she had a nervous breakdown without seeing a dick pic inboxed to her in over 43 minutes and reactivated it.

    [–]geesehater22 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (32子コメント)

    Her username is buried somewhere in the comments here but she deleted her Insta too lol

    Don't they want followers on insta? I would try to get on r/all and get people to sign up. This is weird.

    [–]MrFuzzybagels 167 ポイント168 ポイント  (30子コメント)

    Normally yes but I think one of the roasts hit a little too close to home. You'll know which one when you see it.

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            [–]throwawayforporn93 6008 ポイント6009 ポイント  (86子コメント)

            I don't know why you insist and doing Q&A videos on Instagram. No one gives a shit. We follow you because you're hot, but you're not interesting. Stop deluding yourself.

            Edit: No I won't give you her instagram. Stop messaging me.

            [–]havereddit 916 ポイント917 ポイント  (12子コメント)

            The plucked-off-and-then-drawn-back-on eyebrows. Soooo not hot...

            [–]Get_Over_Here_Please 268 ポイント269 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I do not understand that idea, they wanted to be roasted... and the photo they chose had drawn on eyebrows. Like, were we supposed to focus on that? Was it a trap?!

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                [–]tyme 6424 ポイント6425 ポイント  (84子コメント)

                Lady, you came to /r/roastme and are defending yourself in reply to negative comments. Do you not understand the purpose of this sub?

                [–]Hate_them_chiggers 1665 ポイント1666 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                There should definitely be more digs on her intelligence.

                [–]tehBrandonJayyay 436 ポイント437 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                What were her comments like? She deleted her account

                [–]zbyte64 557 ポイント558 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                "teehee thank you blah blah excuse"

                Excuses include: German heritage, masculine face

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                  [–]LolaRamona 394 ポイント395 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                  I don't think common sense is her strong suit.

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                    [–]awhaling 2446 ポイント2447 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    You came here to get low-key complimented, then when people actually roasted you you feel the need to explain why they are wrong, because you're too insecure to laugh it off.

                    Roll with the punches. It's a roast me, not secretly compliment me in the disguise of an insult.

                    [–]hascogrande 7648 ポイント7649 ポイント  (83子コメント)

                    posts on RoastMe

                    deletes account after 6 hours

                    [–]calxcalyx 2529 ポイント2530 ポイント  (34子コメント)

                    Yeah, that backfired I think.

                    [–]fuzzydunlots 485 ポイント486 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Holy shit you guys killed one.

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                      [–]myvoyacc 3388 ポイント3389 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                      Everything about this is way too intentional for the "fuck it" pageantry. You want people to think you just wrote some shit down down on a card, snapped a quick photo, and threw it to the virgins to shout out your fake tits as masked compliments? It takes more bravery for some regular ass teenager to snarl their brace-face in homeroom than it does for your fake fuck it Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

                      [–]sendme5seewhathappen 775 ポイント776 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                      Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

                      it's funny because she posted it on instagram too.

                      [–]Love-Dem-Titties 158 ポイント159 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Love it. So true.

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                        [–]Nixus 8861 ポイント8862 ポイント  (82子コメント)

                        Deleted account, internet still undefeated.

                        [–]michaelscarn00 2053 ポイント2054 ポイント  (23子コメント)

                        Just like vegas, house always wins

                        [–]Firecracker500 436 ポイント437 ポイント  (41子コメント)

                        Has the internet ever lost against a roastee?

                        [–]bojang1es 394 ポイント395 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        The moment you try to win against the internet you've already lost. The internet always wins, the challenger should only ever be playing for a mutual victory.

                        [–]BluFoot 210 ポイント211 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                        Yeah there was that one post where the roastee made insane comeback after comeback. I'll try to find it.

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                            [–]LinkReincarnat3 4560 ポイント4561 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                            That ring light you used for your selfie makes your eyes and narcissism really pop.

                            [–]DakFayden4http://redd.it/5n8wsh 9260 ポイント9261 ポイント  (92子コメント)

                            You look like someone who would spend 2 hours on your hair and makeup and take about 50 selfies just to post on r/roastme because you think you'll be the first person in the history of this sub to be so hot that nobody can think of a bad thing to say about you, but that has never happened.

                            You look like the kind of person who frequents loud dance clubs because the loudness puts you on a level playing field with people who are interesting to talk to.

                            [–]Hipporack 610 ポイント611 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            That first sentence ran on like the list of her ex's that won't speak to her anymore.

                            [–]demuratrix 1404 ポイント1405 ポイント  (59子コメント)

                            I think you just made me understand why some people go clubbing so much. Sure it's fun to dance and get drunk and get laid, but there's also no pressure to be intelligent, just pressure to be sexy.

                            EDIT: God I am so full of regret. My life is in a downward spiral and I don't know which way is up to swim for air. I deeply regret my many failures and flaws.

                            [–]youzz33 314 ポイント315 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            https://media.giphy.com/media/mDtdH6h0HuYkU/giphy.gif

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                              [–]Syliase 433 ポイント434 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                              Your foundation is warmer than your skin tone, and I can see where you edited your waist/underbust to make yourself look skinnier. 1/10 effort

                              [–]PURPLEDONGOFTHANOS 770 ポイント771 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                              I occasionally lurk r/all and have never really paid attention to /r/roastme, but this is one of the best fucking threads ive ever stumbled upon. She straight deleted her account.

                              [–]TheMasterFatman 2317 ポイント2318 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                              I'd roast you, but I don't have the $350 you charge per hour.

                              [–]CookiesNCremation 1644 ポイント1645 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                              Sex dolls have become so realistic these days.

                              [–]Neice_Ex_Throwaway 8539 ポイント8540 ポイント x2 (292子コメント)

                              Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes:

                              You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can't take criticism. You will die alone.

                              [–]trynottolose 2717 ポイント2718 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                              shit... the other ones were personal, but this one was personal personal

                              [–]-MURS- 536 ポイント537 ポイント  (29子コメント)

                              Is this real?

                              [–]axialclown 1012 ポイント1013 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                              Goddam. Roasted, toasted and then discarded.

                              [–]FinishTheSente 210 ポイント211 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                              Holy fucking shit. I haven't seen such epic obliteration since NYC at the end of the first Avengers movie. God damn.

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                                [–]JohnStamosBRAH 877 ポイント878 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                Holy shit bruh... Even I feel bad reading this.

                                10/10

                                [–]i_like_turtles_1969 332 ポイント333 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                Fucking hell. If it wasn't for that roast that got gilded 6 or 7 times this would be the best one.

                                [–]Neice_Ex_Throwaway 364 ポイント365 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                Late to the party, but had to take the opportunity. I mean, what are the freaking odds? I didn't even start in on the medications or addictions. .

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                                  [–]DickTrickledme 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (78子コメント)

                                  Does she really have vagina holsters?

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                                    [–]PMMeYourWits 6050 ポイント6051 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                    Her: Gimme that I have no skills and need to marry for money look

                                    Team of plastic surgeons: Say no more

                                    [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 862 ポイント863 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                    Houston, we have a problem. The right side of the landing pad is higher. Please advise.

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                                      [–]HoodHimself 11.1k ポイント11.1k ポイント  (72子コメント)

                                      Wannabe Instagram model looking for work. Has GED and likes how everyone is always so nice. Talents include: PICS. Skilled in taking 3hrs to set up a selfie to look spontaneous, and makeup. Will do "whatev's" for money or coke.

                                      [–]JohnnyDarkside 1845 ポイント1846 ポイント  (31子コメント)

                                      The ol' "Bae caught me..." model. Nobody cares enough to actually invest time since she screams "don't stick your dick in crazy" so she just spends all her free time coming up ways of trying to take creative selfies until she finally to start going full instagram model and shows more and more before finally just becoming a cam slut.

                                      [–]LinkUnseen 444 ポイント445 ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                      And then has a public meltdown on camera in line at a Subway, revealing that she's not in that great of shape anymore

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                                        [–]Jolly_Rodger 255 ポイント256 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                        She even has a professional light rig just for this kind of attention. You can see the circular led lights in her eyes.

                                        [–]ScrotumMcNuggets 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        She can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

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                                          [–]AutisticAnal 2414 ポイント2415 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                          Too bad there's no kind of surgery that can make you smarter or more interesting.

                                          [–]MaxineSilver 976 ポイント977 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                          theres more makeup on your cleavage, and thats saying something

                                          [–]Bcron 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          This post is a train wreck lmao, you can even see her left arm pulling the back of her shirt, make those things POP.

                                          Most try-hard "fuck it" I've ever witnessed

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                                            [–]clamberrypie 2348 ポイント2349 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                            • deleted.

                                            You guys won.

                                            [–]sammyc103 1131 ポイント1132 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                            The definition of a depreciating asset.

                                            [–]asiansteevhttp://redd.it/4xf4r1 1750 ポイント1751 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                            we get it, you learned contouring

                                            [–]Alex_GordonAMA 9824 ポイント9825 ポイント  (44子コメント)

                                            You are one of those girls that I'll come across on Instagram, remember that I'm horny, then go and find the actual hot ones to jerk off too.

                                            [–]halfachainsaw 4554 ポイント4555 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                            Like passing a taco bell and going "oh yeah I was gonna grab chipotle"

                                            [–]Alex_GordonAMA 2748 ポイント2749 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                            Exactly. Taco Bell is fine when I'm drunk and nothing else is open. Just like her.

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                                                [–]millface1 3519 ポイント3520 ポイント  (58子コメント)

                                                I bet the title of this post is roughly 66% of your active vocabulary. The other 33% being the word "me".

                                                [–]king-guy 605 ポイント606 ポイント  (52子コメント)

                                                What's the 1%?

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                                                  [–]sendme5seewhathappen 1555 ポイント1556 ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                                  You look like every basic ass Kardashian wannabe in this world, draw your eyebrows in thicker please. Just the sight of you screams insecurity to me, you hate yourself and anytime a male compliments you they lose value in your eyes. You spent two hours getting ready to take this picture and have no plans to even leave the house today. You'll fuck your fill of badboys and then right at 30 settle down with a guy who has been chasing you for years. He'll think he has hit the jackpot, little does he know you aren't worth the sheets he fucks you on. You will continue to get your fill of sexually satisfying attention from other guys over social media and private messaging apps like Kik while sitting in the Mercedes he buys you. Eventually you'll have a kid, locking this lifestyle in for life, only misbehaving every once in a while when you've had too much to drink. You'll probably fuck some of his friends or worse, family, just because you can't help but be a dirty slut after a few drinks. He'll forgive you because he's a bitch.

                                                  edit: gooby pls

                                                  [–]dis_is_amazin 286 ポイント287 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                  Fuck me this is the top tier roast in the thread for me. Others have been generally on point but you just spelt out the most depressing parts of the next 15 years of her life with with such accuracy and ease.

                                                  If I had gold it would be for you.

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                                                    [–]str8emulated 853 ポイント854 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                    Don't let all these comments get you down, you will make some kind of well off guy a wonderful participation trophy wife someday.

                                                    [–]dadbod615 637 ポイント638 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                    Your cleavage almost took my gaze away from that perfectly square ass forehead.

                                                    [–]sjmp75020 9171 ポイント9172 ポイント  (94子コメント)

                                                    That's not cleavage it's the Silicon Valley.

                                                    [–]PB-and-Jill-Sandwich 1453 ポイント1454 ポイント  (30子コメント)

                                                    More like the San Fernando valley...

                                                    [–]magster11 226 ポイント227 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                    Silicone*

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                                                      [–]Bencil7 431 ポイント432 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      roasted yourself by deleting your account...

                                                      [–]bulldogg76 580 ポイント581 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      I can't decide wether drugs or your 96 year old "husband" is gonna tear that body up first.

                                                      [–]LocusRothschild 1055 ポイント1056 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                      You look like Kate Beckinsale if she were a 38 year old strung out Vegas stripper.

                                                      [–]L0kdoggie 480 ポイント481 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      Don't say that, Kate Beckinsale doesn't have to suck in her cheeks like this to look pretty.

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                                                        [–]r0b0nd7 187 ポイント188 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                        Those eyes are emptier than your dead octopus's tank. And that is the most research I've ever had to do for RoastMe.

                                                        [–]dietotaku 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        you have more fake eyelashes glued to your face than you have IQ points.

                                                        [–]employmentpages 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        Underneath the three pounds of makeup and pushup bra you are just another boring bitch that probably likes The Chainsmokers and insisted on the unicorn frappe from Starbucks. Also known as basic.

                                                        [–]aylmao43 472 ポイント473 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                        deleted her reddit account and went back to the Periscope echo chamber where she's showered in compliments by white knights and orbiters. Guess she never expected what she thinks about herself deep down to be posted here by random people.

                                                        Probably still reading here while the losers on periscope go unanswered and can't figure out why they never get the attention they deserve.

                                                        [–]Redzombie78 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        Oh you know she's still reading this shit. She can't help herself when she's the topic.

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                                                          [–]photoframes 862 ポイント863 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                          your dad still doesn't care

                                                          [–]bjh182http://redd.it/403ij0 1794 ポイント1795 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                          Looks like Jared Leto is playing another transvestite in his new movie

                                                          [–]WestshoreJayhttp://redd.it/50fhhi 305 ポイント306 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          You look like the only thing you know how to add is more makeup.

                                                          [–]wrestledwithbear 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          The human incarnation of narcissism. You spend 2 hours on your makeup every morning because deep down you know that without the plastic facade that is your attractiveness, people would see that you are as empty, shallow and worthless as a garbage bag. And at least a garbage is good for putting trash in, what good do you do for the planet, or humanity? You've probably never thought about it. All you ever think about is how many likes on instagram you can get, as if that's some measure of worth, as if it justifies the Oxygen you take from the air, and the resources you consume that could go to people who actually have something to offer to humanity.

                                                          [–]ComplexChristian 388 ポイント389 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                          She couldn't bear with the honest truth in the comments so she deleted her account LMAO.

                                                          [–]kcdale99 199 ポイント200 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                          This was one savage roast.... wow. As a professional photographer I work with this type of person often, and some of these are deep cutting indeed.

                                                          Been a while since a roastme has made me cringe just a bit (but in the right way).

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                                                            [–]Ayactan 852 ポイント853 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                            Happy 40th birthday!

                                                            [–]PaleoGuy1http://redd.it/5qf57h 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Now do one without your makeup on so your outside matches your ugly inside! It would be like suddenly viewing you through the eyes of Shallow Hal!

                                                            [–]weaponized_virginity 108 ポイント109 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            You should list your Photoshop experience on your job resume.

                                                            [–]Whizzing-whizzerhttp://redd.it/6afe1i 269 ポイント270 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            I rotated the phone and your forehead took up the whole screen.

                                                            [–]GrimsterrOP 556 ポイント557 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                            I always hate it when a naturally beautiful girl asks to be roasted but luckily that ain't the case for you. You're so insecure you have to hide it all behind all that makeup and compensate your stupidity with your looks. You're probably a gold digger who uses guys for free meals and gonna end up being a single mom

                                                            [–]asapnano 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            I bet your Instagram account says you're a "Public Figure". What makes you think you are is the real joke

                                                            [–]Trevino_Is_Herehttp://redd.it/5ryrn8 1110 ポイント1111 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                            If a push-up bra went up any more it would strangle you

                                                            [–]TrueDego 165 ポイント166 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            You look like patient 0 of a new STD

                                                            [–]ajd011394http://redd.it/56tu17 165 ポイント166 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            fuck it

                                                            No thanks

                                                            [–]paross 31.1k ポイント31.1k ポイント x15 (1105子コメント)

                                                            Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure.

                                                            Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world.

                                                            Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?

                                                            That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                                            You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.

                                                            You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality.

                                                            [–]no0b_64 3062 ポイント3063 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                            I was going to jerk off to this photo. But now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.

                                                            [–]xtheory 382 ポイント383 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                            I'm confused and keep debating which one is going to get the facial first.

                                                            [–]Griffin880 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                            If this were a game of marry, fuck, kill I'd fuck the girl, marry the comment, and kill myself because I'd know I've peeked.

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                                                              [–]Stilkonwheels 3527 ポイント3528 ポイント  (38子コメント)

                                                              Damn.... You made her delete the account 😂😂😂

                                                              [–]dwwojcik 1298 ポイント1299 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                              If they don't delete the account you're not doing it right.

                                                              [–]Araneatrox 505 ポイント506 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                              She deleted her Instagram too. The one she was shilling before the thread went nuclear.

                                                              That's a fucking flawless victory.

                                                              Edit - Instagram is back up. Either a temporary problem my end or a temp shutdown. Still a sight to behold

                                                              [–]ByDev 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                              Lmao

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                                                                [–]xLYNCHDEADMANX 1804 ポイント1805 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                                People who roast like this have peered into the abyss and have had it stare back.

                                                                [–]Peach_Suppository 13.3k ポイント13.3k ポイント  (143子コメント)

                                                                http://i.imgur.com/HW9Kn.gif

                                                                [–]artemasad 6047 ポイント6048 ポイント  (105子コメント)

                                                                Jesus I'm from /r/all and enjoy RoastMe posts that pop up here and there. But I have never once read a roast this fucking savage before.

                                                                [–]Zombiehype[🍰] 3180 ポイント3181 ポイント  (54子コメント)

                                                                what about that girl so fat that the top roast was a heartfelt advice about how to get help?

                                                                [–]WENDELtheRUFFIAN 346 ポイント347 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                It's not a roast, he straight took a flamethrower to her.

                                                                [–]TankorSmash 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                There was this fat girl on reddit getting hate somewhere, she was like 'you'll never say something to me that hasn't be already said', and then this dude was like 'What about "I love you"?'.

                                                                It was pretty savage.

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                                                                  [–]theSeeWord 142 ポイント143 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                  perfect use of a gif

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                                                                    [–]kenanjd 2169 ポイント2170 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                                    I love this post. It's all fun and games until somebody makes it real with one of these.

                                                                    [–]NotTRYINGtobeLame 782 ポイント783 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                    Then it's a party.

                                                                    [–]Andrew_Squaredhttp://redd.it/5rinoy 346 ポイント347 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                    These are what I come here for. The pedo jokes and usual stuff are low effort static. For me, this is the heart and soul of this sub.

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                                                                      [–]Lennysa 1375 ポイント1376 ポイント  (35子コメント)

                                                                      If she wasn't before, she's definitely going to be insecure now.

                                                                      [–]KingCoochie 1297 ポイント1298 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                      r/watchpeopledie

                                                                      [–]scrupulousness 1028 ポイント1029 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                      911, yes, I'd like to report an imminent suicide.

                                                                      [–]Hatstacker 1542 ポイント1543 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                                      "Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags."

                                                                      10/10 well roasted! I'll add that to my personal stock of zingers, thank you.

                                                                      [–]YetiPie 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                      "You'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality"

                                                                      That's what really hit it home for me. Fucking nailed it.

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                                                                        [–]MapsMapsEverywhere 502 ポイント503 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Oh fuck man.

                                                                        Good thing the sidebar has /r/Depression and /r/SuicideWatch on it.

                                                                        [–]Wiseguy1878 910 ポイント911 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                        /r/threadkillers

                                                                        [–]AlwaysFeral 610 ポイント611 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                        Checked out this post to see snarky one-liners, and instead got to read you demolishing an entire psyche.

                                                                        [–]redheadedalex 231 ポイント232 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                        I feel like mine is somehow damaged too. Like I felt the aftershocks of destruction on my own ego. Goddamn

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                                                                          [–]Willyboss567http://redd.it/4kxjxb 154 ポイント155 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                          "Paross this is your tape"

                                                                          [–]SlaughterHouze 2959 ポイント2960 ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                                                          Dude, she said roast, you fucking nuked her..

                                                                          [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 675 ポイント676 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Holy shit

                                                                          [–]Europus_b 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          "Lemme just roast her in some charcoal... oh whoops that's the fusion reactor"

                                                                          [–]-unhoIy 586 ポイント587 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                          jesus christ

                                                                          [–]Mango1447 492 ポイント493 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          I've seen genocides that involved less immolation. Jesus Christ. You are a goddamn legend.

                                                                          [–]The3rdRighthttp://redd.it/5mr4wh 571 ポイント572 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                          Vote this as one of the best roasts out there

                                                                          [–]Steam-Crow 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Damn. I had a roast, but never mind.

                                                                          [–]Useful_ID10TS 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Jesus Christ. That was so savage, I am pretty sure that it could be considered a war crime.
                                                                          That said, this is one of the best roasts I have ever read.

                                                                          [–]Live4Night 288 ポイント289 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          Damn

                                                                          [–]VoiceofLou 331 ポイント332 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          Quit flirting.

                                                                          [–]Nerdloaf 550 ポイント551 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                                                          You beautiful bastard.

                                                                          [–]ra2eW8je 260 ポイント261 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                          Note to self: NEVER piss of /u/paross

                                                                          [–]Buckle_Up_Kiddies 407 ポイント408 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                                          Everyone who read this

                                                                          [–]TotesMessenger 349 ポイント350 ポイント  (3子コメント)

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                                                                          [–]MWDTech 215 ポイント216 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Wow

                                                                          [–]Mozeeon 214 ポイント215 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Shit. I didn't realize this was r/psychologicallycripplemeandmakemewannadie. Damn that's brutal... I'm saving this just to keep myself honest

                                                                          [–]NotYourTypicalReddit 210 ポイント211 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                          Fuck.

                                                                          [–]TenCity 193 ポイント194 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          http://i.imgur.com/QLpDywQ.gif

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                                                                            [–]bobbyd2657 270 ポイント271 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                            So... What's the abortion count up to now?

                                                                            [–]murdill36http://redd.it/4w51mm 1131 ポイント1132 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                                                                            wrong subreddit. here you go! /r/gonewild

                                                                            [–]LinkReincarnat3 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                            Fuck it

                                                                            Isn't that what your dad said?

                                                                            [–]xavierny2021 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            Wrong sub... here: r/spitroastme

                                                                            [–]pewnanner 284 ポイント285 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                            She deleted her account! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                            Edit: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

                                                                            [–]jsimco876 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Boob Job - Check

                                                                            Makeup Youtube video - Check

                                                                            Estrogen Injections to make you actually look like a woman - Still in progress.

                                                                            [–]CatfishMeNot 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            You are the definition of basic, your eyebrows look like they were drawn in a week ago with a Sharpie. You are the girl who sleeps with anyone once she's had a few drinks because that's the best validation in the world for people who hate themselves. Your morning routine leads to posting the same lame ass selfies on Instagram every day for a few compliments so you can feel better about yourself. You spend more time on social media than you do going out. After this thread shakes your entire fucking reality you'll send some nudes to a few male friends so you can feel validated again.

                                                                            [–]IDespiseFatties 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            Lmao fucking wrecked. This is definitely r/museumofreddit material

                                                                            [–]Faptain_Hand_Solo 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            If you suck your cheeks in any further, your face is going to implode... and we'd all be grateful.

                                                                            [–]FriezaAndHoushi 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                            • Forehead is more than 1/3rd of the face.

                                                                            • Right eyebrow is ~2/10th longer and they aren't trimmed equally.

                                                                            • Misaligned eyes. Right eye is higher than left.

                                                                            • Weak attempt at highlighting cheekbones.

                                                                            • Overextending lip, making you look like a joker cosplay.

                                                                            • Cracked lips.

                                                                            • Weak chin, too small compared to mouth and jaw width.

                                                                            • Fat arms and fat armpits.

                                                                            • Fake breasts.

                                                                            • Cut and uneven nails.

                                                                            No father figure confirmed.

                                                                            [–]Santinuccio 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                            Too much of an attention-whore for r/roastme. I think you need r/gonewild.

                                                                            [–]Mystery_J_?J_ 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                            I bet your penis is bigger than mine.

                                                                            [–]ditwliap 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                            I like how because you think you're so physically attractive that you should do this ironically, get slain in the comments, then get downvoted into oblivion because you have to stand up for yourself and can't take a joke in a subreddit that's all in good fun.

                                                                            [–]PM_UR_USED_PANTIES 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                            It's takes some kind of special attention whore to create a new Reddit account simply for this one post.

                                                                            In fact, it's the one thing that pulls the attention away from the fake tits........ a fake account !

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