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[–]tyme 1420 ポイント1421 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Lady, you came to /r/roastme and are defending yourself in reply to negative comments. Do you not understand the purpose of this sub?

[–]Hate_them_chiggers 285 ポイント286 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There should definitely be more digs on her intelligence.

[–]LolaRamona 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think common sense is her strong suit.

[–]tehBrandonJayyay 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (16子コメント)

What were her comments like? She deleted her account

[–]zbyte64 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (3子コメント)

"teehee thank you blah blah excuse"

Excuses include: German heritage, masculine face

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      [–]Nixus 3683 ポイント3684 ポイント  (40子コメント)

      Deleted account, internet still undefeated.

      [–]michaelscarn00 711 ポイント712 ポイント  (16子コメント)

      Just like vegas, house always wins

      [–]Firecracker500 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (13子コメント)

      Has the internet ever lost against a roastee?

      [–]bojang1es 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The moment you try to win against the internet you've already lost. The internet always wins, the challenger should only ever be playing for a mutual victory.

      [–]BluFoot 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      Yeah there was that one post where the roastee made insane comeback after comeback. I'll try to find it.

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          [–]hascogrande 3553 ポイント3554 ポイント  (42子コメント)

          posts on RoastMe

          deletes account after 6 hours

          [–]calxcalyx 1121 ポイント1122 ポイント  (17子コメント)

          Yeah, that backfired I think.

          [–]Brawndo91 1524 ポイント1525 ポイント  (12子コメント)

          Was she expecting everyone to throw their hands up and say "oh how could we possibly..."?

          [–]Love-Dem-Titties 265 ポイント266 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          But...but.... I thought people would just tell me how pretty I was!

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            [–]fuzzydunlots 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Holy shit you guys killed one.

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              [–]throwawayforporn93 2821 ポイント2822 ポイント  (44子コメント)

              I don't know why you insist and doing Q&A videos on Instagram. No one gives a shit. We follow you because you're hot, but you're not interesting. Stop deluding yourself.

              [–]havereddit 201 ポイント202 ポイント  (5子コメント)

              The plucked-off-and-then-drawn-back-on eyebrows. Soooo not hot...

              [–]Get_Over_Here_Please 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I do not understand that idea, they wanted to be roasted... and the photo they chose had drawn on eyebrows. Like, were we supposed to focus on that? Was it a trap?!

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                  [–]myvoyacc 671 ポイント672 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  Everything about this is way too intentional for the "fuck it" pageantry. You want people to think you just wrote some shit down down on a card, snapped a quick photo, and threw it to the virgins to shout out your fake tits as masked compliments? It takes more bravery for some regular ass teenager to snarl their brace-face in homeroom than it does for your fake fuck it Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

                  [–]Love-Dem-Titties 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Love it. So true.

                  [–]sendme5seewhathappen 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

                  it's funny because she posted it on instagram too.

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                    [–]RealCoolGal 1068 ポイント1069 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                    Deleted her account when it hit r/all

                    [–]Crashman2004 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    It got too hot.

                    [–]TheBiggestZander 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                    Was she famous or something? Like.. instagram famous?

                    [–]Agent_Dutchess 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                    Her username is buried somewhere in the comments here but she deleted her Insta too lol

                    Edit: insta may still be up. Maybe she had a nervous breakdown without seeing a dick pic inboxed to her in over 43 minutes and reactivated it.

                    [–]DakFayden4http://redd.it/5n8wsh 2253 ポイント2254 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                    You look like someone who would spend 2 hours on your hair and makeup and take about 50 selfies just to post on r/roastme because you think you'll be the first person in the history of this sub to be so hot that nobody can think of a bad thing to say about you, but that has never happened.

                    You look like the kind of person who frequents loud dance clubs because the loudness puts you on a level playing field with people who have are interesting to talk to.

                    [–]youzz33 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    https://media.giphy.com/media/mDtdH6h0HuYkU/giphy.gif

                    [–]Hipporack 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    That first sentence ran on like the list of her ex's that won't speak to her anymore.

                    [–]demuratrix 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I think you just made me understand why some people go clubbing so much. Sure it's fun to dance and get drunk and get laid, but there's also no pressure to be intelligent, just pressure to be sexy.

                    [–]Bacapocalypse 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    And now you also understand why most of Reddit dislikes clubbing

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                      [–]piratesas 1768 ポイント1769 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Jesus Christ, this isn't Chaturbate. Reddit gold doesn't give you actual money.

                      [–]tyen0 212 ポイント213 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Maybe she thinks all the "I'm poor" comments will encourage someone to give her money.

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                        [–]LinkReincarnat3 2154 ポイント2155 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                        That ring light you used for your selfie makes your eyes and narcissism really pop.

                        [–]clamberrypie 686 ポイント687 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        • deleted.

                        You guys won.

                        [–]HoodHimself 7176 ポイント7177 ポイント  (43子コメント)

                        Wannabe Instagram model looking for work. Has GED and likes how everyone is always so nice. Talents include: PICS. Skilled in taking 3hrs to set up a selfie to look spontaneous, and makeup. Will do "whatev's" for money or coke.

                        [–]JohnnyDarkside 1059 ポイント1060 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                        The ol' "Bae caught me..." model. Nobody cares enough to actually invest time since she screams "don't stick your dick in crazy" so she just spends all her free time coming up ways of trying to take creative selfies until she finally to start going full instagram model and shows more and more before finally just becoming a cam slut.

                        [–]LinkUnseen 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                        And then has a public meltdown on camera in line at a Subway, revealing that she's not in that great of shape anymore

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                          [–]ScrotumMcNuggets 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          She can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

                          [–]Jolly_Rodger 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          She even has a professional light rig just for this kind of attention. You can see the circular led lights in her eyes.

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                            [–]PMMeYourWits 3941 ポイント3942 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                            Her: Gimme that I have no skills and need to marry for money look

                            Team of plastic surgeons: Say no more

                            [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 539 ポイント540 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            Houston, we have a problem. The right side of the landing pad is higher. Please advise.

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                              [–]Alex_GordonAMA 5907 ポイント5908 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                              You are one of those girls that I'll come across on Instagram, remember that I'm horny, then go and find the actual hot ones to jerk off too.

                              [–]halfachainsaw 2722 ポイント2723 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                              Like passing a taco bell and going "oh yeah I was gonna grab chipotle"

                              [–]Alex_GordonAMA 1556 ポイント1557 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                              Exactly. Taco Bell is fine when I'm drunk and nothing else is open. Just like her.

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                                  [–]TheMasterFatman 788 ポイント789 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  I'd roast you, but I don't have the $350 you charge per hour.

                                  [–]AutisticAnal 883 ポイント884 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                  Too bad there's no kind of surgery that can make you smarter or more interesting.

                                  [–]sjmp75020 6883 ポイント6884 ポイント  (64子コメント)

                                  That's not cleavage it's the Silicon Valley.

                                  [–]PB-and-Jill-Sandwich 1060 ポイント1061 ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                  More like the San Fernando valley...

                                  [–]magster11 167 ポイント168 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                  Silicone*

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                                    [–]millface1 2333 ポイント2334 ポイント  (45子コメント)

                                    I bet the title of this post is roughly 66% of your active vocabulary. The other 33% being the word "me".

                                    [–]king-guy 401 ポイント402 ポイント  (40子コメント)

                                    What's the 1%?

                                    [–]WillOK17 543 ポイント544 ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                    "Please"

                                    [–]DeepFriedDresden 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    The 1%is divided up between every guys name that has or will ever use her for sex and then, naturally (unlike her tits) bail immediately

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                                        [–]Neice_Ex_Throwaway 196 ポイント197 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                        Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes:

                                        You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a dick when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little shit of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-ass guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can't take criticism. You will die alone.

                                        [–]asiansteevhttp://redd.it/4xf4r1 933 ポイント934 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        we get it, you learned contouring

                                        [–]CookiesNCremation 348 ポイント349 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Sex dolls have become so realistic these days.

                                        [–]LocusRothschild 582 ポイント583 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                        You look like Kate Beckinsale if she were a 38 year old strung out Vegas stripper.

                                        [–]L0kdoggie 273 ポイント274 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Don't say that, Kate Beckinsale doesn't have to suck in her cheeks like this to look pretty.

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                                          [–]awhaling 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          You came here to get low-key complimented, then when people actually roasted you feel the need to explain why they are wrong, because you're too insecure to laugh it off.

                                          Roll with the punches. It's a roast me, not secretly compliment me in the disguise of an insult.

                                          [–]MaxineSilver 392 ポイント393 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                          theres more makeup on your cleavage, and thats saying something

                                          [–]paross 16.7k ポイント16.7k ポイント x6 (635子コメント)

                                          Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure.

                                          Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world.

                                          Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?

                                          That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                          You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.

                                          You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality.

                                          [–]Peach_Suppository 7742 ポイント7743 ポイント  (81子コメント)

                                          http://i.imgur.com/HW9Kn.gif

                                          [–]artemasad 3479 ポイント3480 ポイント  (59子コメント)

                                          Jesus I'm from /r/all and enjoy RoastMe posts that pop up here and there. But I have never once read a roast this fucking savage before.

                                          [–]Zombiehype[🍰] 1736 ポイント1737 ポイント  (32子コメント)

                                          what about that girl so fat that the top roast was a heartfelt advice about how to get help?

                                          [–]WENDELtheRUFFIAN 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          It's not a roast, he straight took a flamethrower to her.

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                                            [–]theSeeWord 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                            perfect use of a gif

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                                              [–]no0b_64 877 ポイント878 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                              I was going to jerk off to this photo. But now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.

                                              [–]Stilkonwheels 964 ポイント965 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              Damn.... You made her delete the account 😂😂😂

                                              [–]kenanjd 1341 ポイント1342 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                              I love this post. It's all fun and games until somebody makes it real with one of these.

                                              [–]NotTRYINGtobeLame 469 ポイント470 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              Then it's a party.

                                              [–]Andrew_Squaredhttp://redd.it/5rinoy 186 ポイント187 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              These are what I come here for. The pedo jokes and usual stuff are low effort static. For me, this is the heart and soul of this sub.

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                                                [–]xLYNCHDEADMANX 817 ポイント818 ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                People who roast like this have peered into the abyss and have had it stare back.

                                                [–]Lennysa 749 ポイント750 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                                                If she wasn't before, she's definitely going to be insecure now.

                                                [–]JonasBrosSuck 330 ポイント331 ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                wonder if that's the comment that made OP delete the account

                                                [–]Lord_Tachanka 194 ポイント195 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                holy shit she did.

                                                [–]elter_ago 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                this reminds me of that rick and morty episode where rick gets the devil to try and hang himself.

                                                [–]n00bvin 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                Well, that and likely the slew of dick pics sent her way, but yeah.

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                                                      [–]KingCoochie 323 ポイント324 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      r/watchpeopledie

                                                      [–]Hatstacker 904 ポイント905 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                      "Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags."

                                                      10/10 well roasted! I'll add that to my personal stock of zingers, thank you.

                                                      [–]scrupulousness 489 ポイント490 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      911, yes, I'd like to report an imminent suicide.

                                                      [–]Wiseguy1878 453 ポイント454 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      /r/threadkillers

                                                      [–]SlaughterHouze 1639 ポイント1640 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                      Dude, she said roast, you fucking nuked her..

                                                      [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 477 ポイント478 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Holy shit

                                                      [–]AlwaysFeral 258 ポイント259 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                      Checked out this post to see snarky one-liners, and instead got to read you demolishing an entire psyche.

                                                      [–]redheadedalex 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      I feel like mine is somehow damaged too. Like I felt the aftershocks of destruction on my own ego. Goddamn

                                                      [–]The3rdRighthttp://redd.it/5mr4wh 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Vote this as one of the best roasts out there

                                                      [–]MapsMapsEverywhere 175 ポイント176 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Oh fuck man.

                                                      Good thing the sidebar has /r/Depression and /r/SuicideWatch on it.

                                                      [–]-unhoIy 363 ポイント364 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                      jesus christ

                                                      [–]Live4Night 200 ポイント201 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Damn

                                                      [–]Mango1447 283 ポイント284 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I've seen genocides that involved less immolation. Jesus Christ. You are a goddamn legend.

                                                      [–]Nerdloaf 329 ポイント330 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                                      You beautiful bastard.

                                                      [–]Mozeeon 101 ポイント102 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Shit. I didn't realize this was r/psychologicallycripplemeandmakemewannadie. Damn that's brutal... I'm saving this just to keep myself honest

                                                      [–]MWDTech 141 ポイント142 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Wow

                                                      [–]Steam-Crow 101 ポイント102 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Damn. I had a roast, but never mind.

                                                      [–]VoiceofLou 173 ポイント174 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Quit flirting.

                                                      [–]Useful_ID10TS 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Jesus Christ. That was so savage, I am pretty sure that it could be considered a war crime.
                                                      That said, this is one of the best roasts I have ever read.

                                                      [–]Willyboss567http://redd.it/4kxjxb 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      "Paross this is your tape"

                                                      [–]Buckle_Up_Kiddies 204 ポイント205 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Everyone who read this

                                                      [–]NotYourTypicalReddit 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Fuck.

                                                      [–]ra2eW8je 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Note to self: NEVER piss of /u/paross

                                                      [–]Europus_b 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      "Lemme just roast her in some charcoal... oh whoops that's the fusion reactor"

                                                      [–]JaymeLeigh93 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Now that is brutal honesty.

                                                      [–]SoloWing1 218 ポイント219 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                      Who hurt you?

                                                      [–]TenCity 108 ポイント109 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      http://i.imgur.com/QLpDywQ.gif

                                                      [–]WhiteKnigth 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      /r/bestofreddit

                                                      [–]OsOsG 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Total annihilation

                                                      [–]Zacanary 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I love you.

                                                      [–]RacksDiciprine 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      She will never recover from this

                                                      [–]ThePoliteCanadian 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      This is so savage you should apply to work at Animal Kingdom

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                                                        [–]bjh182http://redd.it/403ij0 1106 ポイント1107 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                                        Looks like Jared Leto is playing another transvestite in his new movie

                                                        [–]dadbod615 289 ポイント290 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        Your cleavage almost took my gaze away from that perfectly square ass forehead.

                                                        [–]sammyc103 177 ポイント178 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        The definition of a depreciating asset.

                                                        [–]bulldogg76 242 ポイント243 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        I can't decide wether drugs or your 96 year old "husband" is gonna tear that body up first.

                                                        [–]str8emulated 167 ポイント168 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        Don't let all these comments get you down, you will make some kind of well off guy a wonderful participation trophy wife someday.

                                                        [–]Trevino_Is_Herehttp://redd.it/5ryrn8 835 ポイント836 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                        If a push-up bra went up any more it would strangle you

                                                        [–]Whizzing-whizzerhttp://redd.it/6afe1i 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                        I rotated the phone and your forehead took up the whole screen.

                                                        [–]Ayactan 488 ポイント489 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                        Happy 40th birthday!

                                                        [–]GrimsterrOP 265 ポイント266 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                        I always hate it when a naturally beautiful girl asks to be roasted but luckily that ain't the case for you. You're so insecure you have to hide it all behind all that makeup and compensate your stupidity with your looks. You're probably a gold digger who uses guys for free meals and gonna end up being a single mom

                                                        [–]jimmysaint13 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        As another user posted, check the hands, shoulders, and strategically placed chin to hide that Adam's apple.

                                                        It's a man, baby.

                                                        [–]briandl2 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        Nothing natural about her/it at all.

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                                                          [–]sendme5seewhathappen 127 ポイント128 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                          You look like every basic ass Kardashian wannabe in this world, draw your eyebrows in thicker please. Just the sight of you screams insecurity to me, you hate yourself and anytime a male compliments you they lose value in your eyes. You spent two hours getting ready to take this picture and have no plans to even leave the house today. You'll fuck your fill of badboys and then right at 30 settle down with a guy who has been chasing you for years. He'll think he has hit the jackpot, little does he know you aren't worth the sheets he fucks you on. You will continue to get your fill of sexually satisfying attention from other guys over social media and private messaging apps like Kik while sitting in the Mercedes he buys you. Eventually you'll have a kid, locking this lifestyle in for life, only misbehaving every once in a while when you've had too much to drink. You'll probably fuck some of his friends or worse, family, just because you can't help but be a dirty slut after a few drinks. He'll forgive you because he's a bitch.

                                                          [–]WestshoreJayhttp://redd.it/50fhhi 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          You look like the only thing you know how to add is more makeup.

                                                          [–]Bencil7 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          roasted yourself by deleting your account...

                                                          [–]photoframes 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          your dad still doesn't care

                                                          [–]ComplexChristian 115 ポイント116 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          She couldn't bear with the honest truth in the comments so she deleted her account LMAO.

                                                          [–]kcdale99 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          This was one savage roast.... wow. As a professional photographer I work with this type of person often, and some of these are deep cutting indeed.

                                                          Been a while since a roastme has made me cringe just a bit (but in the right way).

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                                                            [–]jsimco876 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Boob Job - Check

                                                            Makeup Youtube video - Check

                                                            Estrogen Injections to make you actually look like a woman - Still in progress.

                                                            [–]murdill36http://redd.it/4w51mm 833 ポイント834 ポイント  (34子コメント)

                                                            wrong subreddit. here you go! /r/gonewild

                                                            [–]Mystery_J_?J_ 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I bet your penis is bigger than mine.

                                                            [–]aylmao43 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            deleted her reddit account and went back to the Periscope echo chamber where she's showered in compliments by white knights and orbiters. Guess she never expected what she thinks about herself deep down to be posted here by random people.

                                                            Probably still reading here while the losers on periscope go unanswered and can't figure out why they never get the attention they deserve.

                                                            [–]PM_UR_USED_PANTIES 123 ポイント124 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            It's takes some kind of special attention whore to create a new Reddit account simply for this one post.

                                                            In fact, it's the one thing that pulls the attention away from the fake tits........ a fake account !

                                                            [–]dietotaku 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            you have more fake eyelashes glued to your face than you have IQ points.

                                                            [–]ditwliap 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I like how because you think you're so physically attractive that you should do this ironically, get slain in the comments, then get downvoted into oblivion because you have to stand up for yourself and can't take a joke in a subreddit that's all in good fun.

                                                            [–]PaleoGuy1http://redd.it/5qf57h 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Now do one without your makeup on so your outside matches your ugly inside! It would be like suddenly viewing you through the eyes of Shallow Hal!

                                                            [–]TrueDego 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            You look like patient 0 of a new STD

                                                            [–]Shauna_Malway-Tweep 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            You have clearly underestimated Reddit users' ability to cut down any woman at any time for anything.

                                                            [–]bobbyd2657 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                            So... What's the abortion count up to now?

                                                            [–]mouldus 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            Look at the hands, then look at the shoulders. Look at the heavily contoured cleavage and jawline, then look at the carefully posed chin all to conceal an Adam's apple. Now ask that question again.

                                                            [–]wrestledwithbear 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            The human incarnation of narcissism. You spend 2 hours on your makeup every morning because deep down you know that without the plastic facade that is your attractiveness, people would see that you are as empty, shallow and worthless as a garbage bag. And at least a garbage is good for putting trash in, what good do you do for the planet, or humanity? You've probably never thought about it. All you ever think about is how many likes on instagram you can get, as if that's some measure of worth, as if it justifies the Oxygen you take from the air, and the resources you consume that could go to people who actually have something to offer to humanity.

                                                            [–]PURPLEDONGOFTHANOS 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I occasionally lurk r/all and have never really paid attention to /r/roastme, but this is one of the best fucking threads ive ever stumbled upon. She straight deleted her account.

                                                            [–]xavierny2021 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            Wrong sub... here: r/spitroastme

                                                            [–]LinkReincarnat3 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Fuck it

                                                            Isn't that what your dad said?

                                                            [–]r0b0nd7 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Those eyes are emptier than your dead octopus's tank. And that is the most research I've ever had to do for RoastMe.

                                                            [–]SatansAdvisor 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            Find a trophy husband before your back problems kick in and you look like a haggish rendition of the hunchback of Notre Dame.

                                                            [–]Syliase 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Your foundation is warmer than your skin tone, and I can see where you edited your waist/underbust to make yourself look skinnier. 1/10 effort

                                                            [–]weaponized_virginity 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            You should list your Photoshop experience on your job resume.

                                                            [–]herewehoagain 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Uh, guys. I think she just deleted her account.

                                                            [–]realshortindian 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            Did you not have enough money to get the surgeon to make them look even?

                                                            [–]employmentpages 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Underneath the three pounds of makeup and pushup bra you are just another boring bitch that probably likes The Chainsmokers and insisted on the unicorn frappe from Starbucks. Also known as basic.

                                                            [–]thekingbear 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Deleted her account lmao

                                                            [–]Santinuccio 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                            Too much of an attention-whore for r/roastme. I think you need r/gonewild.

                                                            [–]CatfishMeNot 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            You are the definition of basic, your eyebrows look like they were drawn in a week ago with a Sharpie. You are the girl who sleeps with anyone once she's had a few drinks because that's the best validation in the world for people who hate themselves. Your morning routine leads to posting the same lame ass selfies on Instagram every day for a few compliments so you can feel better about yourself. You spend more time on social media than you do going out. After this thread shakes your entire fucking reality you'll send some nudes to a few male friends so you can feel validated again.

                                                            [–]The_McStallion 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Why is your face shaped like a cobra?

                                                            [–]ausderfinsternis 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            You have accepted that all that validates you as a person is you beeing good looking. You are smart enough to recognize this but not smart enough to correctly use it to your advantage. Throughout your teenage years and early twenties you haven't had to work much for anything. Now it slowly gets harder for you. You may or may not have had plastic surgery to prolong it but it really doesn't help that much, does it? Men don't take you serious anymore.. have they ever? What will happen once you hit 40? god forbid 50? You can't outrun time. That stresses you. Maybe thats the reason you bite your fingernails?

                                                            [–]asapnano 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            I bet your Instagram account says you're a "Public Figure". What makes you think you are is the real joke

                                                            [–]svtor 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            You look like those evil female characters in movies who tries to win over the hero all the time but only has her looks as a good skill. The hero finally wins and she gets thrown into prison or dies.

                                                            [–]theprefferedphallus 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                            Willem dafoe got a sex change?

                                                            [–]Faptain_Hand_Solo 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            If you suck your cheeks in any further, your face is going to implode... and we'd all be grateful.

                                                            [–]MechroBlaster 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                            Quick! Take the photo before your John comes back!

                                                            [–]GasparAM 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            Wastes 4 hours posing to and trying sexy poses to post to /r/roastme. That kind of sums up your IQ level

                                                            [–]ajd011394http://redd.it/56tu17 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            fuck it

                                                            No thanks

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