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[–]Nixus 1507 ポイント1508 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Deleted account, internet still undefeated.

[–]throwawayforporn93 1637 ポイント1638 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I don't know why you insist and doing Q&A videos on Instagram. No one gives a shit. We follow you because you're hot, but you're not interesting. Stop deluding yourself.

[–]hascogrande 1956 ポイント1957 ポイント  (18子コメント)

posts on RoastMe

deletes account after 6 hours

[–]calxcalyx 593 ポイント594 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yeah, that backfired I think.

[–]Brawndo91 764 ポイント765 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Was she expecting everyone to throw their hands up and say "oh how could we possibly..."?

[–]Love-Dem-Titties 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But...but.... I thought people would just tell me how pretty I was!

[–]fuzzydunlots 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit you guys killed one.

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    [–]DakFayden4http://redd.it/5n8wsh 426 ポイント427 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You look like someone who would spend 2 hours on your hair and makeup and take about 50 selfies just to post on r/roastme because you think you'll be the first person in the history of this sub to be so hot that nobody can think of a bad thing to say about you, but that has never happened.

    You look like the kind of person who frequents loud dance clubs because the loudness puts you on a level playing field with people who have are interesting to talk to.

    [–]HoodHimself 5398 ポイント5399 ポイント  (27子コメント)

    Wannabe Instagram model looking for work. Has GED and likes how everyone is always so nice. Talents include: PICS. Skilled in taking 3hrs to set up a selfie to look spontaneous, and makeup. Will do "whatev's" for money or coke.

    [–]JohnnyDarkside 759 ポイント760 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    The ol' "Bae caught me..." model. Nobody cares enough to actually invest time since she screams "don't stick your dick in crazy" so she just spends all her free time coming up ways of trying to take creative selfies until she finally to start going full instagram model and shows more and more before finally just becoming a cam slut.

    [–]LinkUnseen 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    And then has a public meltdown on camera in line at a Subway, revealing that she's not in that great of shape anymore

    [–]ScrotumMcNuggets 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

    [–]Jolly_Rodger 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    She even has a professional light rig just for this kind of attention. You can see the circular led lights in her eyes.

    [–]mikeofhyrule 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think I found my future ex wife. Hey OP you single

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      [–]piratesas 912 ポイント913 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Jesus Christ, this isn't Chaturbate. Reddit gold doesn't give you actual money.

      [–]tyen0 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Maybe she thinks all the "I'm poor" comments will encourage someone to give her money.

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        [–]RealCoolGal 279 ポイント280 ポイント  (5子コメント)

        Deleted her account when it hit r/all

        [–]PMMeYourWits 3012 ポイント3013 ポイント  (14子コメント)

        Her: Gimme that I have no skills and need to marry for money look

        Team of plastic surgeons: Say no more

        [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 384 ポイント385 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Houston, we have a problem. The right side of the landing pad is higher. Please advise.

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          [–]Alex_GordonAMA 4266 ポイント4267 ポイント  (25子コメント)

          You are one of those girls that I'll come across on Instagram, remember that I'm horny, then go and find the actual hot ones to jerk off too.

          [–]halfachainsaw 1903 ポイント1904 ポイント  (11子コメント)

          Like passing a taco bell and going "oh yeah I was gonna grab chipotle"

          [–]Alex_GordonAMA 1089 ポイント1090 ポイント  (5子コメント)

          Exactly. Taco Bell is fine when I'm drunk and nothing else is open. Just like her.

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            [–]Nondescript-Person 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Haha that gets a frown, but the comment that eviscerates her nbd. She's either too deeply scarred or too dull to understand.

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              [–]LinkReincarnat3 1209 ポイント1210 ポイント  (8子コメント)

              That ring light you used for your selfie makes your eyes and narcissism really pop.

              [–]tyme 229 ポイント230 ポイント  (8子コメント)

              Lady, you came to /r/roastme and are defending yourself in reply to negative comments. Do you not understand the purpose of this sub?

              [–]sjmp75020 5759 ポイント5760 ポイント  (53子コメント)

              That's not cleavage it's the Silicon Valley.

              [–]PB-and-Jill-Sandwich 874 ポイント875 ポイント  (15子コメント)

              More like the San Fernando valley...

              [–]magster11 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (7子コメント)

              Silicone*

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                [–]millface1 1713 ポイント1714 ポイント  (37子コメント)

                I bet the title of this post is roughly 66% of your active vocabulary. The other 33% being the word "me".

                [–]king-guy 302 ポイント303 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                What's the 1%?

                [–]WillOK17 405 ポイント406 ポイント  (22子コメント)

                "Please"

                [–]vitringur 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (21子コメント)

                "Sorry"

                [–]DeepFriedDresden 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                The 1%is divided up between every guys name that has or will ever use her for sex and then, naturally (unlike her tits) bail immediately

                [–]obezzlehttp://redd.it/3ve00g 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Spit

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                    [–]AutisticAnal 411 ポイント412 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Too bad there's no kind of surgery that can make you smarter or more interesting.

                    [–]asiansteevhttp://redd.it/4xf4r1 575 ポイント576 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    we get it, you learned contouring

                    [–]TheMasterFatman 339 ポイント340 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    I'd roast you, but I don't have the $350 you charge per hour.

                    [–]dadbod615 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Your cleavage almost took my gaze away from that perfectly square ass forehead.

                    [–]clamberrypie 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    • deleted.

                    You guys won.

                    [–]paross 12.1k ポイント12.1k ポイント x5 (493子コメント)

                    Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure.

                    Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world.

                    Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?

                    That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                    You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.

                    You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality.

                    [–]Peach_Suppository 5414 ポイント5415 ポイント  (56子コメント)

                    http://i.imgur.com/HW9Kn.gif

                    [–]artemasad 2408 ポイント2409 ポイント  (42子コメント)

                    Jesus I'm from /r/all and enjoy RoastMe posts that pop up here and there. But I have never once read a roast this fucking savage before.

                    [–]Zombiehype[🍰] 1156 ポイント1157 ポイント  (24子コメント)

                    what about that girl so fat that the top roast was a heartfelt advice about how to get help?

                    [–]Crimson_Shiroe 203 ポイント204 ポイント  (16子コメント)

                    Link?

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                      [–]WENDELtheRUFFIAN 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      It's not a roast, he straight took a flamethrower to her.

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                        [–]theSeeWord 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        perfect use of a gif

                        [–]antc97 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        If i was a fat frog looking creature that would've been exactly me

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                          [–]kenanjd 1013 ポイント1014 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          I love this post. It's all fun and games until somebody makes it real with one of these.

                          [–]NotTRYINGtobeLame 340 ポイント341 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          Then it's a party.

                          [–]Andrew_Squaredhttp://redd.it/5rinoy 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          These are what I come here for. The pedo jokes and usual stuff are low effort static. For me, this is the heart and soul of this sub.

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                            [–]no0b_64 477 ポイント478 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            I was going to jerk off to this photo. But now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.

                            [–]Stilkonwheels 474 ポイント475 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            Damn.... You made her delete the account 😂😂😂

                            [–]xLYNCHDEADMANX 548 ポイント549 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            People who roast like this have peered into the abyss and have had it stare back.

                            [–]Lennysa 512 ポイント513 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                            If she wasn't before, she's definitely going to be insecure now.

                            [–]JonasBrosSuck 179 ポイント180 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            wonder if that's the comment that made OP delete the account

                            [–]Lord_Tachanka 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            holy shit she did.

                            [–]elter_ago 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            this reminds me of that rick and morty episode where rick gets the devil to try and hang himself.

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                                  [–]Hatstacker 673 ポイント674 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                  "Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags."

                                  10/10 well roasted! I'll add that to my personal stock of zingers, thank you.

                                  [–]scrupulousness 315 ポイント316 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  911, yes, I'd like to report an imminent suicide.

                                  [–]Cowpatty96http://redd.it/6ag1am 401 ポイント402 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Holy shit

                                  [–]Idioteqq 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  glad I popped in from r/all. holy fuck.

                                  [–]Wiseguy1878 281 ポイント282 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  /r/threadkillers

                                  [–]SlaughterHouze 1200 ポイント1201 ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                  Dude, she said roast, you fucking nuked her..

                                  [–]KingCoochie 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  r/watchpeopledie

                                  [–]AlwaysFeral 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  Checked out this post to see snarky one-liners, and instead got to read you demolishing an entire psyche.

                                  [–]redheadedalex 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  I feel like mine is somehow damaged too. Like I felt the aftershocks of destruction on my own ego. Goddamn

                                  [–]Live4Night 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Damn

                                  [–]The3rdRighthttp://redd.it/5mr4wh 258 ポイント259 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Vote this as one of the best roasts out there

                                  [–]VoiceofLou 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Quit flirting.

                                  [–]Nerdloaf 248 ポイント249 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

                                  You beautiful bastard.

                                  [–]Mango1447 183 ポイント184 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I've seen genocides that involved less immolation. Jesus Christ. You are a goddamn legend.

                                  [–]Buckle_Up_Kiddies 141 ポイント142 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Everyone who read this

                                  [–]-unhoIy 287 ポイント288 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  jesus christ

                                  [–]MapsMapsEverywhere 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Oh fuck man.

                                  Good thing the sidebar has /r/Depression and /r/SuicideWatch on it.

                                  [–]NotYourTypicalReddit 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  Fuck.

                                  [–]MWDTech 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Wow

                                  [–]Steam-Crow 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Damn. I had a roast, but never mind.

                                  [–]ra2eW8je 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Note to self: NEVER piss of /u/paross

                                  [–]SoloWing1 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                  Who hurt you?

                                  [–]JaymeLeigh93 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Now that is brutal honesty.

                                  [–]Mozeeon 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Shit. I didn't realize this was r/psychologicallycripplemeandmakemewannadie. Damn that's brutal... I'm saving this just to keep myself honest

                                  [–]TenCity 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  http://i.imgur.com/QLpDywQ.gif

                                  [–]Useful_ID10TS 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Jesus Christ. That was so savage, I am pretty sure that it could be considered a war crime.
                                  That said, this is one of the best roasts I have ever read.

                                  [–]Europus_b 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  "Lemme just roast her in some charcoal... oh whoops that's the fusion reactor"

                                  [–]Willyboss567http://redd.it/4kxjxb 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  "Paross this is your tape"

                                  [–]yugo65 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  https://i.imgur.com/HJpfJt4.gifv

                                  [–]Zacanary 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I love you.

                                  [–]WhiteKnigth 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                  /r/bestofreddit

                                  [–]OsOsG 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Total annihilation

                                  [–]ReadItWithSarcasm 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  This guy gets it.

                                  [–]ThePoliteCanadian 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                  This is so savage you should apply to work at Animal Kingdom

                                  [–]skepticetoh 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Bro your roast made her delete her account

                                  [–]mm339 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Christ... gunshot rings in the distance

                                  [–]TotesMessenger 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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                                  [–]RacksDiciprine 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  She will never recover from this

                                  [–]Keith-Ledger 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  I've never seen so many direct replies to a comment before.

                                  Oh yeah, and the sheer brutality.

                                  [–]DillDeer 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Holy fuck

                                  [–]MTwistis mod 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                  You forgot the paragraphs with the comedy

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                                    [–]LocusRothschild 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                    You look like Kate Beckinsale if she were a 38 year old strung out Vegas stripper.

                                    [–]L0kdoggie 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                    Don't say that, Kate Beckinsale doesn't have to suck in her cheeks like this to look pretty.

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                                      [–]bjh182http://redd.it/403ij0 822 ポイント823 ポイント  (20子コメント)

                                      Looks like Jared Leto is playing another transvestite in his new movie

                                      [–]Trevino_Is_Herehttp://redd.it/5ryrn8 717 ポイント718 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                      If a push-up bra went up any more it would strangle you

                                      [–]MaxineSilver 270 ポイント271 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      theres more makeup on your cleavage, and thats saying something

                                      [–]CookiesNCremation 162 ポイント163 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Sex dolls have become so realistic these days.

                                      [–]myvoyacc 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      Everything about this is way too intentional for the "fuck it" pageantry. You want people to think you just wrote some shit down down on a card, snapped a quick photo, and threw it to the virgins to shout out your fake tits as masked compliments? It takes more bravery for some regular ass teenager to snarl their brace-face in homeroom than it does for your fake fuck it Instagram lite compliment fishing trip.

                                      [–]bulldogg76 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                      I can't decide wether drugs or your 96 year old "husband" is gonna tear that body up first.

                                      [–]WestshoreJayhttp://redd.it/50fhhi 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      You look like the only thing you know how to add is more makeup.

                                      [–]PM_UR_USED_PANTIES 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      It's takes some kind of special attention whore to create a new Reddit account simply for this one post.

                                      In fact, it's the one thing that pulls the attention away from the fake tits........ a fake account !

                                      [–]ComplexChristian 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      She couldn't bear with the honest truth in the comments so she deleted her account LMAO.

                                      [–]kcdale99 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      This was one savage roast.... wow. As a professional photographer I work with this type of person often, and some of these are deep cutting indeed.

                                      Been a while since a roastme has made me cringe just a bit (but in the right way).

                                      [–]Ayactan 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                      Happy 40th birthday!

                                      [–]murdill36http://redd.it/4w51mm 717 ポイント718 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                                      wrong subreddit. here you go! /r/gonewild

                                      [–]GrimsterrOP 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                      I always hate it when a naturally beautiful girl asks to be roasted but luckily that ain't the case for you. You're so insecure you have to hide it all behind all that makeup and compensate your stupidity with your looks. You're probably a gold digger who uses guys for free meals and gonna end up being a single mom

                                      [–]jimmysaint13 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      As another user posted, check the hands, shoulders, and strategically placed chin to hide that Adam's apple.

                                      It's a man, baby.

                                      [–]briandl2 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      Nothing natural about her/it at all.

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                                        [–]photoframes 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        your dad still doesn't care

                                        [–]sendme5seewhathappen 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        You look like every basic ass Kardashian wannabe in this world, draw your eyebrows in thicker please. Just the sight of you screams insecurity to me, you hate yourself and anytime a male compliments you they lose value in your eyes. You spent two hours getting ready to take this picture and have no plans to even leave the house today. You'll fuck your fill of badboys and then right at 30 settle down with a guy who has been chasing you for years. He'll think he has hit the jackpot, little does he know you aren't worth the sheets he fucks you on. You will continue to get your fill of sexually satisfying attention from other guys over social media and private messaging apps like Kik while sitting in the Mercedes he buys you. Eventually you'll have a kid, locking this lifestyle in for life, only misbehaving every once in a while when you've had too much to drink. You'll probably fuck some of his friends or worse, family, just because you can't help but be a dirty slut after a few drinks. He'll forgive you because he's a bitch.

                                        [–]sammyc103 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        The definition of a depreciating asset.

                                        [–]Whizzing-whizzerhttp://redd.it/6afe1i 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        I rotated the phone and your forehead took up the whole screen.

                                        [–]str8emulated 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Don't let all these comments get you down, you will make some kind of well off guy a wonderful participation trophy wife someday.

                                        [–]awhaling 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        You came here to get low-key complimented, then when people actually roasted you feel the need to explain why they are wrong, because you're too insecure to laugh it off.

                                        Roll with the punches. It's a roast me, not secretly compliment me in the disguise of an insult.

                                        [–]MechroBlaster 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        Quick! Take the photo before your John comes back!

                                        [–]LinkReincarnat3 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Fuck it

                                        Isn't that what your dad said?

                                        [–]CatfishMeNot 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        You are the definition of basic, your eyebrows look like they were drawn in a week ago with a Sharpie. You are the girl who sleeps with anyone once she's had a few drinks because that's the best validation in the world for people who hate themselves. Your morning routine leads to posting the same lame ass selfies on Instagram every day for a few compliments so you can feel better about yourself. You spend more time on social media than you do going out. After this thread shakes your entire fucking reality you'll send some nudes to a few male friends so you can feel validated again.

                                        [–]Bencil7 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        roasted yourself by deleting your account...

                                        [–]bobbyd2657 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        So... What's the abortion count up to now?

                                        [–]mouldus 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                        Look at the hands, then look at the shoulders. Look at the heavily contoured cleavage and jawline, then look at the carefully posed chin all to conceal an Adam's apple. Now ask that question again.

                                        [–]Mystery_J_?J_ 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I bet your penis is bigger than mine.

                                        [–]Shauna_Malway-Tweep 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        You have clearly underestimated Reddit users' ability to cut down any woman at any time for anything.

                                        [–]The_McStallion 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        Why is your face shaped like a cobra?

                                        [–]realshortindian 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Did you not have enough money to get the surgeon to make them look even?

                                        [–]PaleoGuy1http://redd.it/5qf57h 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Now do one without your makeup on so your outside matches your ugly inside! It would be like suddenly viewing you through the eyes of Shallow Hal!

                                        [–]jsimco876 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Boob Job - Check

                                        Makeup Youtube video - Check

                                        Estrogen Injections to make you actually look like a woman - Still in progress.

                                        [–]dietotaku 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        you have more fake eyelashes glued to your face than you have IQ points.

                                        [–]herewehoagain 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Uh, guys. I think she just deleted her account.

                                        [–]ditwliap 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I like how because you think you're so physically attractive that you should do this ironically, get slain in the comments, then get downvoted into oblivion because you have to stand up for yourself and can't take a joke in a subreddit that's all in good fun.

                                        [–]GasparAM 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                        Wastes 4 hours posing to and trying sexy poses to post to /r/roastme. That kind of sums up your IQ level

                                        [–]TrueDego 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        You look like patient 0 of a new STD

                                        [–]PURPLEDONGOFTHANOS 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I occasionally lurk r/all and have never really paid attention to /r/roastme, but this is one of the best fucking threads ive ever stumbled upon. She straight deleted her account.

                                        [–]aylmao43 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        deleted her reddit account and went back to the Periscope echo chamber where she's showered in compliments by white knights and orbiters. Guess she never expected what she thinks about herself deep down to be posted here by random people.

                                        Probably still reading here while the losers on periscope go unanswered and can't figure out why they never get the attention they deserve.

                                        [–]Chomp_On_This 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        You have the hands of a 46 year old well digger.

                                        [–]lDamianos 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        When the roasts are so real they delete their account, holy shit lmfao

                                        [–]thekingbear 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Deleted her account lmao

                                        [–]casper026 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Turns out it's hard to roast plastic, it just kinda drips like that used up pussy of yours.

                                        [–]Santinuccio 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Too much of an attention-whore for r/roastme. I think you need r/gonewild.

                                        [–]svtor 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        You look like those evil female characters in movies who tries to win over the hero all the time but only has her looks as a good skill. The hero finally wins and she gets thrown into prison or dies.

                                        [–]ausderfinsternis 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        You have accepted that all that validates you as a person is you beeing good looking. You are smart enough to recognize this but not smart enough to correctly use it to your advantage. Throughout your teenage years and early twenties you haven't had to work much for anything. Now it slowly gets harder for you. You may or may not have had plastic surgery to prolong it but it really doesn't help that much, does it? Men don't take you serious anymore.. have they ever? What will happen once you hit 40? god forbid 50? You can't outrun time. That stresses you. Maybe thats the reason you bite your fingernails?

                                        [–]r0b0nd7 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        Those eyes are emptier than your dead octopus's tank. And that is the most research I've ever had to do for RoastMe.

                                        [–]wrestledwithbear 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        The human incarnation of narcissism. You spend 2 hours on your makeup every morning because deep down you know that without the plastic facade that is your attractiveness, people would see that you are as empty, shallow and worthless as a garbage bag. And at least a garbage is good for putting trash in, what good do you do for the planet, or humanity? You've probably never thought about it. All you ever think about is how many likes on instagram you can get, as if that's some measure of worth, as if it justifies the Oxygen you take from the air, and the resources you consume that could go to people who actually have something to offer to humanity.

                                        [–]xavierny2021 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        Wrong sub... here: r/spitroastme

                                        [–]employmentpages 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Underneath the three pounds of makeup and pushup bra you are just another boring bitch that probably likes The Chainsmokers and insisted on the unicorn frappe from Starbucks. Also known as basic.

                                        [–]Syliase 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Your foundation is warmer than your skin tone, and I can see where you edited your waist/underbust to make yourself look skinnier. 1/10 effort

                                        [–]LeJamesBron32 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Just checking in to remind you it's been a week since your last STD test, about time to get another one

                                        [–]SatansAdvisor 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Find a trophy husband before your back problems kick in and you look like a haggish rendition of the hunchback of Notre Dame.

                                        [–]Libtardis 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        You are almost getting a little old for that look. You must have a horrible personality.

                                        [–]SomeoneStopMePlease 265 ポイント266 ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                        You look like the real life version of a cartoon whore

                                        [–]blinky64 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                        I found her real social media and the trolls are taking the roasting to the next level. Holy shit

                                        kek

                                        [–]iwascompromised 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        User deleted. Must have been equally fake.

                                        [–]KeyShell 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        I would love to have sex with you. And that's all I'd like to do with you. In fact, I can pretty well guarantee that's all any guy would like to do with you. Every friendship you think you've had with a guy has been fake. It's not because you're boring, or dumb, or mean.

                                        In fact, this applies to every aspect of your life. Everything you've ever accomplished, every position you've ever held, every relationship you've ever had, it's all due to your looks. No matter how hard you try to shine, no matter how hard you try to make people see the real you, or appreciate your inner beauty, or your intelligence... no matter what you do, you'll never outshine your looks. You can't escape it. Nothing good in your life will ever happen to you based on anything but your outward physical appearance.

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