I write a lot of rap stuff and I thought I'd write one about being MGTOW:

I don't fuck, it's just cheese for the rat race,
And when I'm running, pussy don't even make third place,
Hide away the combination to your safe space,
I'll break your corrupted brain, too late for you to save face,
Realise the game is rigged so I'm not even playing,
Most fun in the morning 'cause to please I A.M.,
Most relationships are stress, so single I'm staying,
They get me laid and then they get me on my knees praying,
Walk a thousand miles through hell so I can get to heaven,
Work to please Michael Jackson, Bad, track 7,
Perfect ten's great but trust I still want the eleven,
Twelve at night, thirteen floors away from my depression,
My problems crushed by the tyres, they're under the impression,
That it's easy, but they slept through all of life's lessons,
I grind through every session, channelling all my aggression,
And go my own way, from congression to progression,