Hey, American here who has been living in Thailand for two years.

Personally, I fucking hate Bangkok. It's noisy, dirty, annoying, congested, too big...etc.

I prefer Chiang Mai up in the North. The Thais are nicer, the food is better, there are great motorcycle trips, it's quiet. But that's just me.

Okay so where do I start...

I know that some Thai women will cut off the dicks of men.

Not sure what you mean by this. Like...literally?

Do I have to worry about this if I plan to just date them for short-term relationships, have ONSs, FWBs?

So, the typical Thai sexual relationship typically goes like this (and it's pretty funny).

You meet a Thai girl at a bar or something and you go home with her (or you get her Line or Whatsapp - two apps that you will absolutely have to have if you're in Thailand - and message her later that night or in the week).

So you have sex - yay!

So let's say you really liked having sex with her and you want to continue having sex with her...but you're not really interested in a long term relationship or whatever.

So what will happen is at first she'll start getting really clingy for you. The first Thai girl I fucked when I got here started bringing me food. She started giving me massages. Started clipping my fingernails.

Then she'll start messaging you throughout the day...usually these "narak" ("cute") little stickers emoji things they're obsessed with here that make no fucking sense. If you don't get back to her right away she'll start pitching a fit.

Then if you're friends with her on Facebook you'll start to see he her post this melodramatic shit (in English if she wants you to know, in Thai if she doesn't...but Google translate is good enough) usually looking for attention or trying to make you jealous.

And then you can choose at that point whether to stay with her longer or not.

But that's pretty much the course of things lol.

Hell, I've been dating a girl here for over six months and that shit is still the same. I have a buddy of mine also from America who lives in Pattaya (even though I absolutely despise and detest that town) who has a Thai girl too.

We were out for drinks in Phuket (we were both there for some business and we work in the same field). So we're there in a Ladybar drinking Sangsom and we start talking about our girls and it was pretty hilarious, they both kind of "weasled" their way in with us.

Thai girls are good at that. They'll just finagle their way into your life.

In the case of me and my buddy's girl, they started proving kind of invaluable. They'd start doing the shopping, cooking for us, translating for us, handling all sorts of shit for us (because they're Thai and we aren't).

It got to the point where these girls are personal assistants you have sex with.

But, that doesn't change the fact that the "clingy" keeps going. You go off somewhere and they send the little sticker things and you don't respond quick enough so they start throwing a pitty party then the meloncholy Facebook posts...etc.

That beings said, I have cheated on my girl more times than I can count.

But, I feel like Thai girls have an expectation of this. Most Thai guys cheat. It's kind of like, "I don't want to know - don't tell me about it."

Hell my girlfriend found a full condom in my room, started yelling at me, I basically said, "What do you want me to say?" she leaves...comes back with coffee...never talked to me about it again.

But yeah, they're clingy for the most part. They will try to get you to stay with them and sometimes they're REALLY good at it and you do stay with them.

But, they're not going to chop your dick off if you leave.

They'll move on with their lives - they're women. They're calculating. They have more options than you'll ever have.

Is it possible to get casual sex from non-hookers if I speak no Thai?

This isn't Vietnam or China or any of those other buttoned-up countries (although Cambodia might be an exception).

You hear all this "they're traditional!" traditional in that they know how to "save face." They have one-night-stands and fuck around and post their cleavage and tits and ass and all that other shit up on Facebook and so on.

Some have the "self respect" not to, but that just means they don't flaunt it around.

The fact is that the girls here are very open to casual sex.

And if you're having sex with a Thai girl, it's because she speaks pretty good English. And if she speaks pretty good English that's either because she...

• Is or was a hooker

• Works in the service industry (tourism for example....still could mean she used to be a hooker)

• Is University educated and "hi-so"

Many hookers won't tell you they're a hooker and they'll have sex with you for "free" to trick you into thinking it's a "real thing", but you always pay for sex no matter what and trust me, she'll need a few hundred baht for this, a few hundred baht for that, a few thousand baht here, a few thousand baht there.

She'll make more money off of you if she fucks you for free and keeps you around than she will if she charges you per session.

Thai women (bar girls) can tell a sucker.

Here are the literal commandments of Thai bar girls:

http://asiajack.news/2017/02/22/top-10-commandments-thai-bar-girls/

Many girls who aren't "hookers" will have sex for money just because...hey...extra money, why not?

But I prefer the University educated girls and it's usually pretty easy to tell who they are. They don't need your money, they don't want it, they have their own apartment, they may have a car, they've got a job, they're not hanging out at bars all the time...etc.

You're definitely less likely to find them in party towns.

Using Tinder and online dating?

Tinder is good! I've met plenty of girls off Tinder. But you should also consider making friends with the girls you meet off Tinder, let them show you around, take you to some good restaurants, help you get to know the city, meet their friends, and start developing a bit of a social circle.

Is it true that the country is cracking down on prostitution?

Lol - that's what they say. They just put out those news reports for PR every now and then.

And that Pattaya is not nearly as nice as it used to be?

When the fuck was Pattaya ever nice? It's always been a deplorable shit hole.

Every bad news, every "strange" death, every aggravated assault piece of news, every assassination story I hear comes from two places - Phuket and Pattaya.

All this being said..don't get jaded

In my opinion, stay away from the party towns (or party areas within towns) and red light districts and all that mess.

It's find to meet up with a male friend and go drink in the red light district every now and then, nothing wrong with that, maybe take a girl home every now and then if you want (but leave it at that), but I'd say if you do that all the time you're just going to lose your soul.

Better to develop a good routine, make new friends, and stick around Thais that aren't predators in the party and red light scene.

Plenty of good Thai girls you can meet by just walking up and saying hello.

Also consider girls who AREN'T Thais

Thailand is one of the most popular tourism destinations on the planet for....British, Australians, Sweden, Germany, Norway, Denmark, Finland, Ireland, Russia...etc.

These young backpacker girls breeze through town and have no inhibitions like they would have if they were back in their home town where people know them and can judge them.

Man, I've slept with supermodel caliber girls here and I am CONVINCED this would not have happened had I met them on their "turf."

I slept with the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen - Super-model grade Ukranian - while I was in Penang, Malaysia. We matched on Tinder, went out drinking, and fucked all night...I left the next day and so did she.

If you go down to the islands...Koh Phangan, Koh Samui, Koh Tao, PHuket, Koh Chang, Krabi, Koh Lanta, whatever, a lot of gorgeous Russian girls come down there and they're easy.

So don't discount all the backpackers that are swinging through for a few weeks or a few months at most.

Hope this helps!