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[–]XanatosINC 2112 ポイント2113 ポイント  (60子コメント)

I don't get it... she's just saying, "Peace among worlds."

[–]ultrahello 695 ポイント696 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Blow me

[–]Raiz3R 3597 ポイント3598 ポイント  (343子コメント)

Ah man. Now I'm curious to the back story on this.

[–]MIKEtheFUGGINman 1395 ポイント1396 ポイント  (219子コメント)

Quick let's see who can make up the best one

[–]dangitgrotto 1462 ポイント1463 ポイント  (22子コメント)

Chad: You should wear a bra Katy

Katy: Fuck You Chad

[–]JayceJace 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Katy: Todd, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo

Todd: In YOUR endo.

[–]Raiz3R 1594 ポイント1595 ポイント  (75子コメント)

Ok, how about..... Fuck you, these are real!

[–]TechnologyEvangelist 820 ポイント821 ポイント  (44子コメント)

My Fucking Eyes are UP HERE!

[–]connormantoast 431 ポイント432 ポイント  (30子コメント)

"This is how much 1 + 1 is! Yay math!"

[–]_demetri_ 522 ポイント523 ポイント  (24子コメント)

And I stuck these two all the way up his asshole, and I haven't washed them ever since.

[–]TheWaterboatman 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm gonna need you to stick them waaaaay up inside your buuutthole Morty.

[–]ameya2693 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You're young Morty. Grandpa can't do this anymore, Morty.

[–]oDARKFOXo 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Your butthole is much more taut and malleable than mine.

[–]darkvibes 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But.....but

Its so small.....

[–]if4ct0r 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have a winner!

[–]Skywalker-LsC 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm doing this harder than I ever have before - Mooninites

[–]original-username2 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is some serious cleavage though

[–]confusedbossman 310 ポイント311 ポイント  (3子コメント)

As someone who has been on the receiving end of two middle fingers a few times, my guess would be the guy got drunk and kept bringing up some embarrassing situation that the girl was in that was relevant to this party.

This was probably the 4th iteration of "Hey Chelsea wasn't this the place where you shit your pants a little and we had to take you home?"

[–]brubabe71 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey Trisha, did you really blow Walt and D.J last week?

[–]mori226 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Either one of these are twice as big as your's, Johnny! FUCK YOU!"

[–]axel360 512 ポイント513 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Well the girl next to her (lets say it's her sister) looks pretty happy, so I'll say the angry girl's boyfriend drunkenly floated the idea of a threesome out there, and while the girlfriend didn't take this well at all, her sister seemed surprisingly receptive.

[–]TUbit17 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Only way to pull off the roommate (in this case sister) switch...

[–]GeorgeLovesBOSCO 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I GOT IT!!!

[–]Phil_Bond 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Username checks out. This guy's got it.

[–]jmc323 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It can't be done. You could be locked up in the middle ages for even mentioning it.

[–]MiddleAgesRoommates 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

.

[–]Reddit_cctx 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow I honestly don't even believe the fact that the username checks out this time

[–]fatpat 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Three years. Impressive.

[–]AustinTreeLover 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sister: I told you he was an asshole.

[–]Belgand 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My thought as well.

"How about this threesome?"

[–]obijohnkenobi 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She just had to be civil with an ex but as soon as he turned around she flipped him off.

[–]CJ_Productions 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Some guy went up to her and asked her

"Hey can you show me your middle fingers?"

[–]myassholealt 281 ポイント282 ポイント  (3子コメント)

A guy kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested. By the end of the night when he accepted it wasn't gonna happen he decided to insult and make fun of her instead. That was her fuck you dumb asshole response.

Source: her expression and double birds immediately brought to mind a past experience and this was the gist of the story.

[–]kehcorpz 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"excuse me miss which fingers have recently been in your ass?"

[–]SirNarwhal 192 ポイント193 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Yeah, it's rare to see the double middle finger in action.

[–]thealmightybrush 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I believe it's called the double deuce

[–]HonkeyDong 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (18子コメント)

The double deuce is when you dump and think you're done, but bubble guts raises up and let's you know you gotta go back for more.

[–]jackpackage913 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (14子コメント)

No no no. Double deuce is when you are a friend are shitting at the same time in the same bathroom. Different stalls of course.

[–]wilc8650 254 ポイント255 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Probably two friends joking around. Probably the most uninteresting, mundane story you can imagine.

[–]Omni_Entendre 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (10子コメント)

She just literally can't even right now

[–]casemodsalt 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The guy asked her to visually tell him how much she wants to blow him

That's 2 middle fingers up. She bout to go down town for a whole hour..if I had her you can have her man it don't matter. I'm never sour I'm just smoking something much louder...she asked me if I do this every day I said often...asked how many times she rode the wave - not so often.

[–]bflo091986 743 ポイント744 ポイント  (19子コメント)

This feels like the first scene in an Arrested Development episode with 10 things going on at once. We'll have to watch the whole season to get all the back stories.

[–]Fallingsquirrel1 293 ポイント294 ポイント  (9子コメント)

"look at what the homosexuals have done to me."

[–]ZanderDogz 147 ポイント148 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help."

[–]TrojanSmores 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"So over dramatic it just makes me want to.. set myself on fire"

[–]An_Unraped_Cat 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is like /r/betterveryloop except it's not moving... boobs, butt, shitty pants, middle fingers, crooked painting, etc.

[–]gutfounderedgal 1333 ポイント1334 ポイント  (74子コメント)

Those pants though.

[–]Swimming_up 666 ポイント667 ポイント  (51子コメント)

Yes, the puckering on the side seam of the pants is very unfortunate.

[–]MomOf2cats 143 ポイント144 ポイント  (27子コメント)

I think it's caused by what she has in her pocket, maybe a phone? Looks like something too heavy for such light weight material.

[–]RedShinyButton 273 ポイント274 ポイント  (13子コメント)

That is what I was thinking. They finally make an article of clothing for women that has pockets and then they make it so they look like shit with something in the pocket. Thanks, Obama.

[–]tarants 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Or she put them in a dryer. Sometimes they use different material for the stitching and it'll shrink more than the primary material.

[–]spewintothiss 203 ポイント204 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Looks like a pair I would throw on when doing a 2 a.m. gas station run.

[–]WatchMySmoothie 168 ポイント169 ポイント  (17子コメント)

what gas station you gonna be at?

[–]greyjackal 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fantastic arse, mind

[–]cryoclasm 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Honest to god, I was looking for brown or red stains before I saw the double bird.

[–]reddiculousity 109 ポイント110 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Not on her period" pants.

[–]DazedGuru 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I couldn't see the pants your were talking about. So I zoomed in closer.......and closer.

[–]StarbuckPirate 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think she's wearing her shirt backwards too.

[–]RedShinyButton 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It depends on which way the doctor told her to put it on. That kind of hospital gown top can be used for various exams.

[–]carolinawahoo 336 ポイント337 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Chet and Buffy were excited to see how their portrait turned out, only to be disappointed to see that Blair had ruined it yet again.

[–]WateredDown 196 ポイント197 ポイント  (10子コメント)

She has excellent double deuce form.

You can see the tendons straining in her hand and forearm, with a relaxed bicep and mild facial expression. Her chi is focused to the area of action, the twin birds.

They are raised to face level and extended an appropriate amount so that the mild displeasure on her face complements the delivery without overpowering it and making it the center of attention. Not to mention thumb discipline. The angle of the digits themselves are a little off center, but otherwise an excellent effort.

A solid 8.5/10.

[–]Your_Space_Friend 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Square shoulders, shoulder width feet placement, her eyes gazing down the barrel of the birds. Textbook stuff

[–]justaguyinthebackrow 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can."

[–]Roxxorursoxxors 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I fear I must disagree. That is at best a 7.75. The right hand thumb is clearly in the "cocked and locked" position preferred by the finger-gun aficionados, while her left thumb seems to be in the full-tuck. While either of these are acceptable, her unwillingness to commit to a single style detracts from the overall aesthetic.

[–]WateredDown 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think we can see her right thumb. That bit there is pretty far out from her hands, it would have to be an incredibly long thumb.

If you're right it's a disappointing flaw. While the extended thumb is a valid form, I personally just do not like it and using mixed forms is indeed sloppy.

[–]AskAboutMyDumbSite 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (12子コメント)

She has quite the curt look. Id say she might be upset.

[–]SaintVanilla 1127 ポイント1128 ポイント  (60子コメント)

I zoomed. So did you. You zoomed, too.

[–]deeperbroken 429 ポイント430 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I totally zoomed in on her zoomers.

I regret nothing.

[–]Artvandelay1 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Is this some sort of cult compound of attractive people?

[–]HighPriestofShiloh 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well if the cult is worshiping wealth then sure. Go to any incredibly wealthy and more than half of the people in attendance will be incredibly good looking.

[–]EmmaSkies 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Given that all the women are wearing white I'm going to guess it's a sorority; so, to answer your question, yes.

[–]thedoyle19 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I would gamble that that exact point you zoomed in on, is what caused this situation. Dude just zoomed in real life, and perhaps made an observation.

[–]Bananaboatsunshine 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never understood this. I have no problem with how you dress. But if you get your tits out, prepare for guys to look at them.

[–]Hjaaal 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Why is the girl on the right drinking milk

[–]Chopsdixs 157 ポイント158 ポイント  (8子コメント)

That's just a virgin White Russian.

[–]Myfeelingsarehurt 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't care where she's from, what is she drinking‽

[–]INemzis 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love seeing interrobangs out in the wild. Good stuff!

[–]Ephemeris 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cream of Sumyunguy. You can tell by the way she's wiping her chin.

[–]Bananaboatsunshine 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a plastic cup you muppet. Exactly like the one on the bottom right.

[–]fatkiddown 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Here's the church, and here's the steeple. Open it up, and here's the people..

[–]brad-corp 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Holy shit, I haven't heard that in like 25 years!

[–]damnatio_memoriae 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Here is the church.

Here is the steeple.

Open the doors;

See all the people.

Close the doors;

Hear them pray.

Open the doors;

They all run away!

[–]OfferaLink 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Agreed, they guy who hung that art, not his best work.

[–]Ketocanuck 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Luckily we can crop out those that aren't having greatest night.

[–]FabianPendragon 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Dat ass doe.

[–]Oqiwueyrueiwoq 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's what I was saying. Girl next to the double finger girl has been eating her Booty-Os.

[–]llIllIIlllIIlIIlllII 276 ポイント277 ポイント  (38子コメント)

The girl flipping the double bird is hotter than the main girl. Shyamalan twist there.

[–]americatheburgerful 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The guy looks like he's wearing a person mask.

[–]GreenJean717 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh shit, I really thought that was Heidi and Spencer Pratt

[–]FourFiveSeven 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congrats on the pregnancy, yellow tie guy.

[–]Prophet_Of_Loss 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She took it to eleven

[–]elboogie7 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

that cleavage, tho. and THAT cleavage, too.

[–]BullitproofSoul 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah...the classic Double Bird. For when the Single Bird doesn't say "Fuck you" quite enough.

[–]beckdaddy1 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (64子コメント)

How dare you look at my very exposed rack. Asshole

[–]kayjay25 887 ポイント888 ポイント  (43子コメント)

Ok, look....just because we wear dresses like this does not give men the right to stare at us like a piece of meat. Sure, we want you to notice us, but there is a big difference between taking a quick glance and straight up ogling. If I catch a guy eyeing me like prey, you can bet that he will have very little chance of sucking my dick that night.

[–]tsmith1223 290 ポイント291 ポイント  (13子コメント)

That.....took a turn I was not prepared for...

[–]beckdaddy1 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Right? I had to re-read that a couple times

[–]RG_Kid 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've been exposed to reddit so much that now whenever I see long paragraph in a comment, I expect a bamboozle in it.

[–]arksien 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is it sad that it was one of two turns I was expecting? At first I was preparing for the undertaker, checked the user name, then assumed that this was the direction.

I guess there was a slim chance it'd be a throwback loch ness monster or walk the dinsosaur, but those posts are longer. There was no part of me that thought this was a normal, legit woman vent post. Thanks reddit.

[–]-JesusChrysler 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're saying there's a cha.... wait, what?

[–]Maestermold 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So I'm sitting next to this really hot chick on the bus in Thailand, like ridiculously hot, perfect tits just spilling out of her top and I just keep thinking to myself, "Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner." But she did.

[–]BenderB-Rodriguez 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

well that escalated quickly.....

[–]ShwiftyBear 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (6子コメント)

She has some serious side boobage going on

[–]SirNarwhal 147 ポイント148 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's no sideboob, that's full on half titted cleavage right there.

[–]random_acts_of_rape 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's looking at your heart

[–]QuestionableClapper 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have officially found the woman of my dreams.

[–]Redsneeks3000 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

but that booty in the white pants though...

[–]thatiswhathappened 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Oh shit. I was at that party. That's Hillary! (Not Clinton) but her nick name is Clint. She's a lesbian and showed up at the party already drunk and uninvited. Her ex girlfriend was there too (who's not a real lesbian) but was with her new man. She's giving both fingers to him because he made a quip about how Hillary probably has a bigger dick than him.

He didn't realize she was standing right behind him When he said it. I can't believe the moment got encased in history forever. Even weirder that I randomly saw it on Reddit.

Who uploaded the pic? Is this you Curt?