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[–]BootyBoots2Our national sport is wall jumping 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The current header themes are Muh Europe, Muh diversity, Muh Moon, Muh Military and Muh 2nd.

I'd like to see "Muh Bootstraps."

[–]Ethernumedited by /u/JebusGobson 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's not do Trump, please.

Seriously, there are so many reaction subreddits that this guy seriously does not deserve the center stage on yet another one.

I'd rather see the classic and timeless traits of SASsiness. Muh Moon of course, but also Frozen Peaches, Bear Arms, Two Whole Types of Diversity and maybe a tiny bit of Floridaman?

[–]BootyBoots2Our national sport is wall jumping 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree that we should not do Trump as a centerpiece, but maybe a subtle reference mocking him would be a nice touch (EG: What exactly was the time when America was "great"? When owning people was a right or when thet nuked civilians to save troops?)

Frozen Peaches would be so cool, in fact, it's a new classic with lots of material that we can't let go by. If somebody remade the classic themes, I'd like to see a new angle of it, for example: the current Muh Moon banner's main theme is Armstrong's law and Operation Paperclip. Maybe a jab at saying that the Soviets did everything first except for the man on the moon would be cool. Also the fact that American conspiracy theorists believed that the moon lanfing was false (fake news?).

[–]cormacwanderersResident of 3rd World Country with no infrastructure. 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

We need a Muh Food

[–]AmenemhabL'anglais ? Connais pas. 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A compilation from /r/food would be great. "50 shades of Mac and cheese."

[–]NaughtyDreadz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

diversity through smokey ketchup aka bbq sauce

[–]lord_sparxEuro Cuck Simulator 2017 GOTY Edition[M] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'll also include a bonus prize of a lovingly hand crafted upvote for the winner. If this doesn't encourage submissions I don't know what will.

[–]Ethernumedited by /u/JebusGobson 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could make Gobson dance. That would help.

[–]T-sprit 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did Americans do and say some particularly outrageous shit over the last year? No idea.

Really, no idea Gobson, you gonna plead ignorance on this one?

But seriously, if you want a banner contest that's up for everyone that don't know how the CSS works, you should specify a dimension so people with any photo editing software can just submit a picture with said dimensions. Our current banner will be hard to beat but amateur banners are often fun and usually reflect the spirit of the sub.

[–]ColaMonkey36 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I would like something that pokes fun at the whole heritage thing that Americans are obsessed with. Something like "SAS: NOW 37% Irish" or "SAS: 100% AMERICAN (and Irish, Scottish, Cherokee, Italian...I think there is some German in there too)" - but that last part should be in smaller writing.

[–]nessie7Doing ethnography among the sangria patrols 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would be nice with something that isn't a CPU-hog:)

Unlike our American brethren, I do not have the biggest, grandest, CPU of them all.

[–]SallyHemingsWasMyHo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Although it may fail the ''good-natured and light-hearted'' idea, I think that a multimedia version of yankbot and SAS bingo quotes, followed by photos and excerpts of news stories which refute the claims, would do the trick.

Eg. Show a quotation on a blank background which says something along the lines of: ''We're the freeist country in the world'', followed by a picture of the guy who's halfway through serving a 50-year prison sentence for stealing a pair of socks from a department store, with text from a news article which succinctly explains such a travesty of justice.

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's pretty far from light hearted, yeah. SAS is supposed to be a funny sub, not an awareness campaign for Amnesty International or something 😂

[–]Warwolf5 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"MuhcDonalds!"

[–]936535898Responsible gun owner. ®™ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Trump-Jesus one is hilarious.

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I saw it on a Twitter profile and couldn't resist ☺️

[–]nameuser4321Jebus and Nechaef are Americans 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (11子コメント)

What's the size?

also, how do I submit?

[–]ZyvronDie Amerikanen, die sein zo shtom, he. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Don't know about the size, but if you can make it wider than 2160p 3840p, then it would look good on 4k monitors too. /u/JebusGobson can probably tell you more about that.

As for submitting, you can post a reply to this thread or if you want to keep it secret send us a mod mail. Just do not send it in a PM to a single mod, your submission might get lost that way.

[–]nameuser4321Jebus and Nechaef are Americans 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

At least 1920px - but, as Zyvron said, you could go higher, even 2560 px if you want to. I don't think it's necessary, though: the image resolution isn't really that important, this isn't a photography sub. And if it's too heavy it might cause issue for people with bad connections (i.e. Australians).

Height should, ideally, be somewhere around 150-200px max. Less is always OK too, of course.

[–]nameuser4321Jebus and Nechaef are Americans 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (6子コメント)

K thanks

I'll DM it to you once I'm done

[–]Schwertritter/u/Zyvron is my favourite SAS mod. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Amazing flair.

[–]nameuser4321Jebus and Nechaef are Americans 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's true

[–]Ethernumedited by /u/JebusGobson 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Believe me

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking forward to it! ;)

[–]NechaefI hate free speech! 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

zucht

[–]bahnmi3I'm 1/666 Swedish, now let me tell you about your country. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nothing too overly political

Am I allowed to just put Trump's face saying something like "muh ancestry" with no politics beyond that?

[–]JebusGobsonEurofag Extraordinaire![S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sure

[–]bahnmi3I'm 1/666 Swedish, now let me tell you about your country. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks

[–]JJScrawls 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

America: the biggest supplier of national exceptionalism in the world