It's easter Sunday and I am browsing facebook. I posted about how I spent the day cleaning my home entertainment system and posted a humble brag shot (singular) of the shiny piano black finishes, speakers that reach the heavens, and I can even see a reflection of my leafy green house plants off the screen (it's the subtle touches that count). Then I see a shitload of pictures of these run-down, beat up, and generally second hand single women with their children. The photos are so obviously an attention grab that half the time I unfollow the person or otherwise I laugh my ass off. One specific person comes to mind at this moment because she was extremely popular/sexy in high school. She used to take medicine in order to keep weight on because she played sports that made her burn calories but she couldn't eat that much food in order to keep up. Eventually she had a SUPER sexy body because she was fit and the medicine aided her body to maintain fat that her tits and ass developed perfectly. (I know it sounds weird) Well she got full of herself, her ego exploded, and she thought she was THE SHIT. (who wouldn't) Many years later, I can see that she and the guy she made two children with are no longer together. She no longer plays any sports, her teeth have continued to crowd together like a bunch of cops on a black dude, and the lack of activity and having offspring has wrecked her body. FUCKIN' HELL SHE LOOKS LIKE DOG SHIT NOW! LOL, Happy Easter Sunday you motherfuckers!