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[–]JennyBeckman 4922 ポイント4923 ポイント  (167子コメント)

"Unemployed and like to travel" is hilarious.

[–]SSHeretic 1929 ポイント1930 ポイント  (74子コメント)

There are two types of people who are unemployed and like to travel; both ride rails to get around.

[–]JaredWilson11 490 ポイント491 ポイント  (67子コメント)

She even said "I'm going to need your private parts to get around" but it got cut off right after private

[–]oJEWBACAo 1019 ポイント1020 ポイント  (66子コメント)

I will point out that this thing is both photo shopped and a fake profile, here is the real photo

[–]lll----------lll 346 ポイント347 ポイント  (12子コメント)

That makes so much more sense

[–]oJEWBACAo 307 ポイント308 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Honestly I was super disappointed when I found it out. However, I feel like I should let y'all know too.

[–]PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fun fact: assuming that height is normally distributed*, and using this data, there are approximately five baes in the U.S. who are 6'7" or taller.

*An entirely irresponsible assumption.

[–]aemoosh 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Dang, how'd you shrink her down like that?

[–]oJEWBACAo 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Ha, the photo I linked is from her twitter. Her name isn't even Jesse.

[–]aemoosh 186 ポイント187 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I couldn't imagine waking up one morning and being a meme.

[–]big_shmegma 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Remember jesseslaughter or whatever? Birthed many memes like "(google will) backtrace you" "google cyber police" and who can forget "the consequences will never be the same"

Good times, but it pretty much ruined her lol

[–]ChadMcRad 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wtf the girl on the left is the tall one why didn't they photoshop her??

[–]oJEWBACAo 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Bro...they did. They made her bigger.

[–]bxncwzz 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He's talking about the black girl in the photo you posted. Even though technically it's the same photo, but mirrored.

[–]oJEWBACAo 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, thanks. Her booty ain't as thick though.

[–]ChadMcRad 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yea sorry bro I was talking about the mirrored photo

[–]th3wis3 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even in the real pic she's T H I C C

[–]AverageTheJam 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn, my 5'4" ass was ready to climb all over that like a jungle gym.

[–]milesunderground 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, get about halfway and camp and try for the summit tomorrow.

[–]nusyahus 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So they're all ~6'7"?

[–]apekillape 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm 6'9. You just broke my heart.

[–]ezedz25 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better pick them pieces back up and get back on that court

[–]foster_remington 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Some kind of... reverse shrink ray perhaps?

[–]FaithwithinReason 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That would require some kind of rebigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud.

[–]foster_remington 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe it just shrink rays everything else in the universe

[–]Jackson530 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Half expected manning under that link 😑

[–]SweetLoLa 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This needs to be up top. How does one upvote 3 times?

She went from, "im a big bitch the Mountain wouldn't be able to handle" to "I'm not even the tallest in the group"

[–]MasterPsyduck 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Or their family is rich, trust me I come from a rich area and I know people who basically live their lives going from country to country on their dad's yacht.

[–]Darktidemage 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Assuming she is poor.

Maybe she just retired after she robbed like 15 NFL players.

[–]DrewChrist87 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (52子コメント)

Was gonna say something on that. How tf you gonna travel without an income?

[–]Sir_smokes_a_lot 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (43子コメント)

parents money or some other situation where they ran into money (inheritance, lawsuit, etc)

[–]Darktidemage 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (39子コメント)

People on this thread are being just total morons.

my friends 14 year old kid just volunteered and went to fucking rwanda for a month. My ex roommate went and lived in Peru for 6 months for like 1000 dollars, while staying here that was one months rent.

you live in one of the most expensive places on the god damn planet. Traveling is super cheap. If you are unemployed - traveling can be significantly less expensive than staying.

When they hear "traveling" they just automatically think it's like when their parents take them on vacations to resorts.

[–]Sir_smokes_a_lot 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (21子コメント)

You're right. The thing is those things you described aren't what people normally think.

[–]Darktidemage 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (20子コメント)

It's ironic really.

They are posting try to look cool like "hah women are so coddled" and all they are saying in reality is "all I know of travel is when my parents paid for me to go to someplace"

[–]instaweed 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (10子コメント)

lets be honest what kinda unemployed broke-ass is gonna have a grand laying around and the balls to actually travel to another country so they can double-to-exponentially-raise-their-buying-power? you have to actually learn spanish if you wanna stay for half a year in peru, nobody there will coddle you like in paris where so many people actually speak english too. also rwanda is a war-torn country so that will put off 99% of people. i just read an article this morning this reporter went and got kidnapped by the government and stuck his camera memory card up his ass to have proof later, im not tryna get in these situations. im lucky spanish is my mother tongue, that means i have a waaaay easier time than everyone else in central and south american countries (plus spain i guess).

[–]white_genocidist 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (8子コメント)

lets be honest what kinda unemployed broke-ass is gonna have a grand laying around and the balls to actually travel to another country

Me? No offense but you need to get out more. I traveled for months in central america while unemployed and living on $10-20 a day, including lodging in hostels. Travel is considerably cheaper than most Americans - a notoriously insular people, believe.

Also, unemployed doesn't mean living hand to mouth. My unemployment compensation last time was nearly $600 a week. My round trip flight to Nicaragua was like $350.

[–]rstcp 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, 'unemployed' doesn't mean 'never worked a day in my life'. Maybe she used to travel a lot when she had a steady income and still loves it. Maybe she's saved up and is now traveling before looking for a new job...

[–]MoSqueezin 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"So, where ya Goin?"

[–]Snitsie 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be honest i've met people while travelling who were living on 600 euros a month.

[–]EnWhySea 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hold up I'm confused on the gif though why tf don't I get it.

[–]gangbangkang 1771 ポイント1772 ポイント  (23子コメント)

Andrea the Giant

[–]bzboy 272 ポイント273 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Title in the comments

[–]The_SmartassOccasionally Eats ass 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the title was a spin off of the legend of zae post?

I could be mixing it up tho

[–]DubTeeDubMod 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]BoilerMaker11 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I want this in my life, but I'm alread 6'2", so she'd have to be like 6'9" and ain't nobody got time for that.

[–]genyul 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You could get a girl thats around 6 foot, hide radioactive shit all over her place, put some horse growth hormons in her food and hope for the best

[–]FluxxxCapacitard 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Great way to get ass cancer and giver her bigger titties so she leaves your ass on chemo...

[–]SierraDeltaNovember 1538 ポイント1539 ポイント  (12子コメント)

If she wants to travel the world, she can just walk into the pacific and come up on a Japanese coastline with her Godzilla sized ass

[–]bromosnails 229 ポイント230 ポイント  (3子コメント)

On the real tho she could probably just sit on her ass and float there

[–]oJEWBACAo 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Obviously she won't be flying united. Can't sell someone a ticket who you physically can not get off the plane later.

[–]SierraDeltaNovember 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually she works for united. She rips guys out of their seat. She says she's unemployed because United pays cash underneath.

[–]Beastly4k 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just spent 20 minutes choking reading this shit while taking a drink

[–]U99vMagog 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slap that Pacific Rim Kaiju nigga to the side and just keep walking.

[–]AtomicHashtag 1159 ポイント1160 ポイント  (49子コメント)

Still hit it even though my 5'7 ass would get destroyed lmao

[–]ojchahine6 1093 ポイント1094 ポイント  (34子コメント)

My 5'7" ass is screaming "do it for the gene pool!"

[–]bomberbih 320 ポイント321 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gotta have tall kids some how.

[–]stargrunt6 485 ポイント486 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Daddy wants a power forward.

[–]Fortehlulz33 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

probably more of a shooting guard

[–]rzpieces 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With guys like Giannis, KAT, Jokic, Embiid, and Simmons, 6'7 probably won't even be tall enough for a point guard 19 years from now

[–]thePainesuggestion 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (27子コメント)

5*12+7=67

6*12+7=79

(79-67)/2=6

According to my math and shit understanding of genetics, your kids would be 6'1". That's above the US average of 5'9.5". Such height is greater than or equal to the heights of 23 out of the 414 NBA All-Star players.

[–]ojchahine6 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm just looking to boost the average.

[–]jaydontcare 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you'll have power forwards in three generations

[–]ojos 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (22子コメント)

The way expected height is calculated is the average of the parents heights +2 inches for male and -2 inches for female children. So a 5'7" and 6'7" couple would be expected to have boys around 6'2-6'3.

[–]brooks21895 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Dad's 6'3, mom's 5'3", and I'm 6' so it's not that far off

[–]GHONX 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Dad's 5'7", mom's 5'2", and I'm 5'9" idk how the fuck that works

[–]SargeantSasquatch 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Where did you hear this? I've always heard that boys will always be at least as tall as their mother.

[–]lachamuca 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In general, the mother is shorter than the father though. What they meant is that the kids will be at least as tall as the shortest parent.

[–]sirmav 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will I need a step ladder for doggy? Yes. Do I give a fuck? HELL NAW

[–]SteveLusion 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ShadHo of the Colossus

[–]jacksclevername 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll climb her like Everest.

[–]stargrunt6 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Watch average dick makes her scream anyway.

[–]AtomicHashtag 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit it better if I'm pipin her

[–]personalact 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Her ass is like 2x the width of my torso how the fuck am I gonna do that?

[–]Adrian2741 964 ポイント965 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I bet the guy wears her hoody

[–]JohnCV121 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit, I could use a nice robe too

[–]MGLLNMod 462 ポイント463 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Yes

[–]DubTeeDubMod 220 ポイント221 ポイント  (11子コメント)

[–]SizeKingdom 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring this woman to me.

[–]phatbaby5000 390 ポイント391 ポイント  (32子コメント)

I checked her out on IG, I'd climb her big ass

[–]iamerroneous 231 ポイント232 ポイント  (6子コメント)

According to her IG she's only 5'10

[–]ze_OZone 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (3子コメント)

OP is probably shopped and used a photo of her wearing heels

[–]TheKharmeleon 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or just closer to the camera than the other girls. That's what it looks like to me.

[–]Eduardo2540 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (11子コメント)

What's her @?

[–]phatbaby5000 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (10子コメント)

@Shhhelbss

[–]Ari1337 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not her.

[–]MGLLNMod 108 ポイント109 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's her but I'm guessing the tinder one is a catfish/troll

[–]Ari1337 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah actually. I think that IS her and OP is shopped. She looks like an actual giant.

[–]Reddit_Novice 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She kinda looks like Squidward when he ate all those Krabby Patties

[–]00093293 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lmao

out of all the comments this is the one that cracks me the fuck up

[–]fghbrhtgrbkmjuyhgfdb 326 ポイント327 ポイント  (32子コメント)

[–]dagreenman18 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (4子コメント)

... I'm a little disappointed but she's still damn cute

[–]a_provo_yakker 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (15子コメント)

I'd still 100/10 smash.

[–]luckybuilder 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Really? She's pretty fat.

[–]Re_LE_Vant_UN 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Right? I might smash but I sure as hell wouldn't tell people.

[–]Twathammer32 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah the "moped". Fun to ride but sure as hell don't want to be seen on it.

[–]Cornelius_Poindexter 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, she ain't fat

She PHAT

[–]Olddirtychurro 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ow...damn...As a 6'3 dude i was already thinking about climbing her like Everest.

[–]woizard 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet you tell kids there's no Santa claus either.

[–]son_of_the_monarch 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they left that Ass alone

[–]SheWitnessedMe 145 ポイント146 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Not gonna lie, she could get it.

[–]JMar1_87 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm trying to get a linemen outta her.

[–]SheWitnessedMe 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's gotta get her 40 time up but she should be ready by next season.

[–]djsleepyscott 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just choked on my blunt. Fuck, that was great. I'd give you gold but I'm poor.

[–]CoreFour1996 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (38子コメント)

Fucking hell, being a 6'7" women would be terrible. I think I would rather be a 5'0" guy.

[–]Coding_Cat 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Eh, I know 6'8-6'9ish tomboy girl and she seems to be doing just fine for herself. (her dad is like 7 feet and her mom more than 6'6. It's a family of giants...).

I mean fuck, I knew a dude who's 5'2 too, looked like a moviestar otherwise. Dude had to work to pull someone.

[–]QuestionsEverythang 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (4子コメント)

she seems to be doing just fine for herself

Idk, most WNBA players gotta take a second job, those 4 months of game paychecks don't pay enough for the whole year.

[–]KingCudi23 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

A lot of them play overseas too I think

[–]the_black_panther_ 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah they get paid more over there. Diana Tourasi (one of the best female basketball players ever) once got paid by her international team just to sit out the WNBA season

[–]scene_missing 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They play in Russia for like 5x what the WNBA pays..

[–]little_Nasty 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a Calvin Klein underwear model at my school. Dude was 5'4 and had no trouble getting around. Rumor was that he almost convinced these two other twins to have a 3 way.

[–]TheBlessedFaggot 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, are you not supposed to work like a dog to pull someone?

[–]Coding_Cat 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do, if that man was 6'2 instead of 5'2 he definitely wouldn't no homo

[–]The_ThirdFang 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean zac efron is like 5'5 or something. A lot of hollywood actors are pretty short or average size

[–]Martdogg3000 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's also famous, rich and in incredible shape. He doesn't need any more advantages.

[–]GENTLEMANxJACK 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her IG says she's 5'10" and in her story she's talking about the meme going around how it's photoshop lol

[–]pm-me-ur-dank-maymay 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hell yeah little spoon forever

[–]CmonTouchIt 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (3子コメント)

damn this is the kinda girl you gotta sit down and strategize before you hit that. like you might need to call in your boys to help, not even to hit it, just to assist in the process

like "alright Joe imma need you to lift up quadrant 5, subsector H, and at the same time, Dave comes in from stage right with the 6' ladder, at which point the crane operator gives Blue Team the green light..."

[–]hurricanedth 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And then your friend Todd comes in screaming "Leeroy" and tries to surprise hit it from behind.

[–]Transformer6 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd have a scaffold in my bedroom for that ass

[–]FFThrowaway_ThxMods 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is fake. She's 5' 10".
Most amazing ass I've ever seen though.

[–]fuckyoumurray 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I want to ride you. Not sexualy but into battle

[–]seeker12789 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You dont even gotta get on your knee's to propose to her 😂

[–]jprjansen 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Death by face sitting.

[–]kyloren18 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Shit. I lost a bet a few years ago. Had to have a pro facesitter Amazon Amanda sit on my face. My buddy paid for it. She's 6"3, 375 lbs.

[–]rockets9495 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you want to travel the world you need a job first you big ol' "beggers are choosers" motherfucker.

/r/ChoosingBeggars

[–]xavierthemutant 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

why is this fake? why doesn't god love us enough to bless us with enormous fezzik sized women?

[–]IMSmurf 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the YMCA basketball got me dying.

[–]boomershack 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Was the momma encouraging that ass kicking?

[–]ADreadPirateRoberts 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, Shelton Benjamin's momma was shaming Viscera for the ass pounding he was putting on her son

[–]Darktro 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

homie got dry humped in front of his mom, not like that, never like that. :(

[–]Jeremywarner 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

😂😂 fucking professional wrestling

[–]z_baron 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad to see Braun has gotten over with /r/BlackPeopleTwitter . He's a new guy, but we all really like him over at /r/SquaredCircle

[–]Batuzpisces 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've just found my ultimate fetish. Tall and thick. So fucking fine. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[–]WollyGog 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need more of these. Legit dying from laughter. As in, can't breathe and need oxygen.

[–]theonewhoknack 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i think i saw her in the new zelda game.

[–]Go2Fail 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the hell is that booty

[–]SuperCoupe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hand me a step ladder; I think I'm in love.

[–]SierraDeltaNovember 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This manhandling full-back' clit probably looks like a cigar

[–]Scientist_1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She would be the best sex I could imagine. I have a thing for tall and bbw women.