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16. I'm a world of Warcraft-playing fascist. Kill me my dudes (i.redd.it)

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[–]ColdNotion 3443 ポイント3444 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Gotta love the cheap-ass nose ring and ratchet ombré. With a tongue that big, I thought you would have some fucking taste.

[–]HomelessNightkin 494 ポイント495 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, this isn't r/IncinerateMe

[–]batmanisntsuperhttp://redd.it/5mhiro 307 ポイント308 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy FUCK

[–]lukeriley10 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She should spend a little less time gaming and a little more whitening those teeth

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    [–]Ayru_ 1865 ポイント1866 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    All the other white girls are so jealous of you. You are your own dog filter

    [–]CookiesNCremation 502 ポイント503 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She doesn't even need the dog filter to let everyone know she's a bitch.

    [–]TheBlackEyedSleaze 983 ポイント984 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Pretty good chance the local minor league hockey team uses her for practice.

    [–]Deigo_Brando 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Chris Brown should join in ...

    [–]C_stat 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty sure he already did.

    [–]LagWins 575 ポイント576 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    You're probably the Off-Tank when your stepdad comes home drunk. You can't handle his DPS but you're okay at soaking some splash damage and picking up adds.

    [–]sivaltaja666http://redd.it/4b4s7s 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I was thinking of a blood elf hunter who likes to inform everyone at voice comms that she's a grill.

    [–]DankTank07 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Like a George Foreman?

    [–]kwidem 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    *George Fornby

    [–]StardustOasis 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, with a tongue that big she probably can clean windows.

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      [–]fellinpoop 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Psh, she's not even a good healer. Let alone off-tank or dps

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        [–]roastbeefgeneral 677 ポイント678 ポイント  (5子コメント)

        The tip of your tongue has a bigger ass than you.

        [–]innuentendo64 293 ポイント294 ポイント  (6子コメント)

        This is actually the 64th photo she had taken for this post.

        [–]femalebot 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        I'm so tired of every girl on r/roastme doing this. We're about to destroy you. Why do you want to look good for us?

        [–]TtarIsMyBrohttp://redd.it/3n0o9y 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        They're trying to take a little bit of ammo out of the gun

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          [–]Full_0f_Shit 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          And still had to photoshop her facial features.

          [–]InfantryMatt 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          almost old enough to not make it in low budget porn

          [–]roastbeefgeneral 700 ポイント701 ポイント  (10子コメント)

          Only two years away from GoneWild irrelevance.

          [–]HolyAndOblivious 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (5子コメント)

          hey, that's how I met my gf.

          [–]RegularDisorder 247 ポイント248 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Don't insult those girls.

          [–]XX_Jeremy 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Your tongue looks like a plumber's ass crack.

          [–]original_evanator 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          It's been molded by experience.

          [–]strangenamegame 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          What else have you seen?

          [–]SixthEspada 753 ポイント754 ポイント  (9子コメント)

          You look like you play WoW just so that you can receive male attention.

          [–]The_Lie0 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You look like you play WoW just so that you can receive male attention.

          FTFY. Same reason she's here.

          [–]bluecollarqueeferhttp://redd.it/659rri[S] 381 ポイント382 ポイント  (7子コメント)

          Is that the male attention anyone wants though?

          [–]murdill36http://redd.it/4w51mm 390 ポイント391 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          If you're into neckbeards

          [–]Ic3Hotswede n' salty 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Beggars can't be choosers. You understand that, right?

          [–]SixthEspada 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You tell me.

          [–]im_a_dr_not_ 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Nobody wants that. Perfect for a nobody like you. Your mustache fits right in with those neck beards.

          [–]BurnCream 611 ポイント612 ポイント  (8子コメント)

          Still says, "cash me ow-sigh," like 50 times a day, and listens to Eminem's Lose Yourself on repeat.

          [–]i_am_omega 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Nope, seems more like a "Recovery is my favorite Eminem album, what's the Slim Shady LP?" kind of girl

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            [–]Justforfun230 795 ポイント796 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            In 4 years you will be smoking menthols and screaming at your mixed child.

            [–]funkyDaikon 192 ポイント193 ポイント  (2子コメント)

            2yrs max.

            [–]The_Prodigal_Pariah 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            She's already filming Teen Mom 3

            [–]JoshSidekick 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Teeth that yellow, she started 8 years ago.

            [–]badp4nd4 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            "But Mom!, He has a job, he works at Del Taco and is working on his GED!, why can't you let me, E Trizzy and baby Kershawn Dakk be happy!"

            [–]d_frost 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            thats just the truth right there

            [–]macbeezy_ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            God damn. The heat.

            [–]D3GM4N 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (5子コメント)

            I usually don't like these porn and sex roasts because they are usually very uncreative but holy fuck ... you could at least wear pants.

            [–]bluecollarqueeferhttp://redd.it/659rri[S] 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

            In hindsight shorts and a long jersey were not the best decision

            [–]LastDitchTryForAName 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            In hindsight.......not the best decision

            I think you will be saying variations of this phrase frequently over the next few years.

            [–]Edawg649 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            THAT jersey, yeah

            [–]_Larry_Love_ 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Judging by the hat and that horrible nose ring you are used to not making good decisions.

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              [–]poaauma 262 ポイント263 ポイント  (84子コメント)

              Thanks for admitting you're a fascist; it's something most NYR fans have difficulty doing.

              But seriously, put some fucking pants on you Eva Braun wannabe.

              [–]PHATstuFF21http://redd.it/5wcwqm 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I haven't seen a girl this excited about a cup in a long time.

              [–]Juicebochts 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              She needs to find another friend, unless shes waiting on "one cup since 1940" NY Rangers.

              [–]fafafooiee 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Put some pants on before your father gets back from the hootenanny

              [–]radu_sound 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Are you keeping your tongue out/mouth open out of habit?

              [–]myvoyacc 176 ポイント177 ポイント  (2子コメント)

              I feel roughly the same amount of embarrassment for you as your dad would if he were to see this photo. But I'm here because he's busy drawing up plans to escape your troll mother and his whore daughter.

              [–]01010101010101420 177 ポイント178 ポイント  (7子コメント)

              You have shitty taste in sports, games and politics and I bet you give mediocre handjobs

              [–]dangshnizzlehttp://redd.it/5tcpq8 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (4子コメント)

              Woah now. Stanley cup hockey is some of the best entertainment around if you're invested in a team. Right behind the world cup

              [–]GREEN_STORK_PENISES 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Found the Canadian.

              [–]dangshnizzlehttp://redd.it/5tcpq8 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Chicago -> Phoenix:) would be sweet to have duel citizenship though

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                  [–]Enolator 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Your trailer trash hair dye matches the color of your teeth, the exact shade of jaundice.

                  [–]BBremer283http://redd.it/64gqpe 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  You look like a basic bitch who went to WOW to find some poor suckers to get attention from. But even that won't work. Oh well, in 2 years, when you have no future or shot at college, you can go on a casting couch. It'll give you all the attention like daddy used to give you.

                  [–]Sanctitty 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Male blood elfs have bigger boobs

                  [–]Edawg649 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  You're a rangers fan? Damn. Ok. And you're 16? Wow, do you even know what the Stanley Cup looks like?

                  [–]TallLikeMe 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  You've sucked so much dick that you tongue is starting to look like the tip of a penis

                  [–]Cleversaur 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  How does the school hockey team taste?

                  [–]loganwm97 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  "I better put on a backwards facing truckers hat so I look like I don't care"

                  [–]RichardSharpe95th 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I hope my kid doesn't turn into an attention seeking idiot.

                  [–]nazischubser 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Your life is like your fingernails: Either it's a mistake or dirt.

                  [–]Hypnoticah 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Too bad life can't give you stacks of determination as you fumble through being a forgettable high school girl to being a lonely single mom seeking validation from strangers online. They'll give you a little attention in trade for nudes and cyber sex, but it'll be a shame filled experience for them, made all the worse as you rapidly start to cling to the only human warmth you've had since spreading your legs to get the attention of your baby daddy.

                  Unfortunately, they'll disengage and run away from your clingy ass leaving you to cry into your pillow wondering why you aren't good enough to be loved and if all men are like that.

                  You'll blame your kid for why you can't get a man, starting their downward spiral into drugs and sleeping around which you'll tell the DHS lady is the fault of their absentee father.

                  Too bad Jerry Springer isn't still around, for when you get jealous of your daughter having a boyfriend, then proceed to steal him and get knocked up again.

                  [–]thebasicbrick 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  A fash no one would smash

                  [–]Nipplecunt 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  You are like totally even more punchably annoying than avril lavigne

                  [–]1980srobot 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  This should be posted to r/sadcringe. What a train wreck.

                  [–]softpa 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  You are so basic you probably play a human huntard

                  [–]shady_rixen 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (33子コメント)

                  "fascist" Really? You look more like a dumb bitch to me.

                  [–]distillit 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (9子コメント)

                  Life is fine now, but college will be hard. Oh...wait, no...you'll be doing that online from your parents' basement too. No worries.

                  [–]bluecollarqueeferhttp://redd.it/659rri[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  I'm a month away from being a DEP Marine :) no college at all

                  [–]distillit 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  At least you're already used to hearing people tell you "thank you for your service".

                  [–]bblades262Verified Roastee 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  DEP Marine

                  You ain't shit until after you make it through The Crucible.

                  [–]bluecollarqueeferhttp://redd.it/659rri[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  I'm doing basic after senior year so I've got a ways to go yet

                  [–]Akilroth234 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  What'd you get on your ASVAB?

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                    [–]mrsuns10 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Even if your a fascist, you still would have been sent to the camps

                    [–]tradesfordayz 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    You look like alliance scum.

                    [–]Sanin_ 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Maybe if you didn't spend so much money on WoW you could afford some fucking pants.

                    [–]c3popcorn 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Nice Photoshop job. We all know WOW players are bunch of old dudes that live in their mom's basement.

                    Almost had me until I realize your tongue is disproportion.

                    [–]Okalohahttp://redd.it/5qdgfm 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You are the girl to blame New York City's no pants day for giving your boyfriend a case of gonorrhea.

                    [–]OniTan 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Your attention whoring is lame. Guys only listen to you because they want to fuck you, but they'll eventually leave you for hotter girls with bigger tits.

                    [–]danfromwaterloo 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Is it weird to anybody else that her tongue has an asscrack?

                    [–]und88 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    You are what you eat, i guess

                    [–]danfromwaterloo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    That would make her giant black cocks.

                    [–]Potato-Wings 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I have so much shame just LOOKING at this. It just makes me cringe everytime I scroll up.

                    Also, put some pants on, I can smell fish from here.

                    [–]AGiantRetard 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    This is the exact same face you will be making over and over and over and over and over in your porn career.

                    [–]Flipcandoit 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Giving her too much credit by saying career

                    [–]MacSteele13 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Get used to making that face in your "amateur" videos...

                    [–]Shinodacs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You sucked so many dicks, the tip of your tongue looks like one.

                    [–]richATTK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    1 girl, A cups

                    [–]Saved88 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You're so stupid you think the herpes will fly away if you keep your mouth open.

                    [–]ilovedrinking 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    A cute 16 year old girl taking a picture with her tongue out to post to a bunch of strangers. You must not be in any of the advanced classes at your school.

                    [–]Jimbuscus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Did you mistake this sub for /r/gonewild

                    I suggest when you go there for some more attention that you keep the jersey to cover your face with

                    [–]Noyz7 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I am not sure you even know any of those words.

                    [–]dasfilth 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Blonde? Check. Plays world of Warcraft? Check. Backwards baseball cap? Check.

                    You clearly aren't a fan (or capable) of higher level thinking.

                    [–]nrki13 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Never seen a caricature with such realistic skin tone

                    [–]dahellwithya 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You should use that nose ring to attach the cap to cover your face for the sake of dogs

                    [–]Budyzr76 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You send a Father's Day card, your mom posts happy siblings day, all to the same man.

                    [–]kushinboots 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Your political values are almost as stupid as your face looks

                    [–]yonyonson69 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    Nice nails. You chose a shitty color but at least you didn't paint all of them. Or even all of one.

                    [–]D-Shap 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Wrong sub. Try r/trashy

                    [–]Lukendless 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You were kinda hot 'til you opened your mouth.

                    [–]mermaidincali310 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Open mouth and no pants, you must be waiting for your stepdad to get home.

                    [–]ownworldman 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    If Gerald of Rivia had contract on you, he would use the silver sword.

                    [–]DEMENTED_CHEEZE 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    She did a great job as the Toad Prince in HOS

                    [–]rootieee 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Paint your nails you goddamn heathen

                    [–]SlimGingyGinge 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The only thing positive about you is your AIDS, whore

                    [–]radu_sound 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Is your dad visiting the reason you're not wearing any pants?

                    [–]HokayeZeZ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    See you on the next release of World of Whorecraft in a few years.

                    [–]Thespicyares 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Gotta wear a hat cause might blind someone with the reflection your forehead would give off.

                    [–]batmanisntsuperhttp://redd.it/5mhiro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Those big ass front teeth are for sure caving in your tongue.

                    [–]icantbelieve789 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Eh

                    [–]MeatyStew 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    !RemidMe 2 years "Future casting couch girl"

                    [–]SooCrayCray 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "World of warcraft playing" Was about to say get a life but since you obviously banged the whole junior hockey team it might be that you have one growing in you right now.

                    [–]botlit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Yet another underaged cunt with no pants.... Go figure

                    [–]Billbongers 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Is that your resting twitch face?

                    [–]forseriustho 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You're supposed to butter your bread, not your teeth.

                    [–]beywesley 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Damn you'd think the gallons of frat jizz you swallow would've whitened your teeth at least a little

                    [–]crazyify12 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Close you fucking mouth dude. I can smell the desperation for cock through the screen.

                    [–]JamesRussellSr 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    And I'd bet you have 2 years of GW history on another account.

                    [–]xxbearillaxx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "Very nearly almost joined the Delayed Entry Program for the Marines but got pregnant before I even left for boot camp, so I got kicked out, but I'm basically Chris Kyle for almost attempting to join."

                    [–]JCrowley2478 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    LGR!!!

                    [–]hunhaze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The Slutty Kevin Smith cosplay haven't seen that yet.

                    [–]XcrystaliteX 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Thought you looked pretty good till I seen that fucking condom ripping ring. Take it out to secretly put a hole in to trap the richest kid with a kid. Smooth.

                    [–]AKA09 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You look like James Franco's underachieving, annoyingly entitled little sister a couple of years before the inevitable drug-fueled suicide attempts.

                    [–]A_to_the_J254 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I see a career in MTV in your future....16 and pregnant

                    [–]CriminalMacabre 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    fascist

                    you wish, you don't even qualify as bossy

                    [–]robertml 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    What self respecting fascist engages in sharing pants-less pictures online or piercing their face? You are unworthy of birthing young mothers and warriors to an aryan alpha male.

                    Absolutely degenerate.

                    [–]Epicman56768 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You're a fascist ? Now I understand why national socialists stress they are different from fascists

                    [–]nivek_c 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    tell me, is that lazy right eye from your trendy perscription opiate addicition, or are you using a pound of makeup to hide the remnants of a black eye from the last time your step dad smacked the shit out of you for being a disappointing thot?

                    [–]idgaf-downvoteme 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I can smell your breath from here. Get a toothbrush girl, damn.

                    [–]RuncibleSpoon18 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Youll be making the same face in the pictures they'll find on your dad's computer screen when they find him with a bullet in his head from finding out his daughter is a porn star.

                    [–]Enemy-Stand 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I would joke about your WoW hobby but I am actually glad that I never have to run into you outside.

                    [–]invader39 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Rangers suck. Dumbass

                    [–]MightyElf69 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Put some pants on and report to the gulag

                    [–]MagneticPsycho 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I would say something along the lines of 'Bash the Fash' but it looks like someone already did.

                    [–]hesaidshutup 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    you're the girl that everyone on campus smiles and talks to but as soon as you leave, they lose their shit laughing about your attention-desperate contrived 'look how cute!!!' outfit of the day.

                    [–]sourwood 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You've had more black dudes in you than a KFC

                    [–]TheStabbingHobohttp://redd.it/3hzsdu 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I have a feeling you'll be making that exact same "facial" expression with plenty of guys.

                    [–]Delbuns 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Nice camel toe on your tongue.

                    [–]jpd32 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Wow ur so dumb I bet you have a friend named jack that is super cool

                    [–]SkyPunchx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Probably level 5 and just do it for the attention daddy never gave you

                    blood elf dk checking in

                    [–]Pepperdcheess 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You can't be a level 5 DK though, you have to hit 58 for mail box dancing.

                    [–]rockstarr42 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The porn industry could always use a backup fluffer.

                    [–]Etnoj14 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Was you the girl that sold her virginity for in-game gold?

                    [–]coolguy1793B 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    In 2 years Rocco's gonna convince you it only smellz...

                    [–]Kalishnacough47http://redd.it/5sa9b4 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Even that "glam glo" filter you used couldnt cover up those yellow teeth.

                    [–]Grimze 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I see, it seems like you're still wearing your slutmog.

                    [–]banterbeast 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I would roast you, but it appears your pants have already been burnt off...

                    [–]Rrp1985 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Your hygene is as bad as taste in sports teams.

                    [–]m-ziegler 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Your tongue has a permanent impression from offering free "massages."

                    [–]Redrocks130 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You know what they say about girls with fucked up nails...

                    [–]ThaneOfMordor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Be careful not to cut yourself on the edge of that piece of paper. Or on your political beliefs, for that matter.

                    [–]brok3nh3lix 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    you probably dont even have AoTC Guldan.

                    [–]kanezelley 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It's a shame that WoW edgelords are a thing of yesteryear you'd make a killing in the early 4chan groups. But now you're just an after-thot...

                    [–]leaky_koala 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I'd have a go on you...then again I blind and into nugget porn so I might not be the best judge

                    [–]PaulWilliams98 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Is that the face your daddy used to tell you to make, before cumming on your tongue?

                    [–]Flashygrrl 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You must be one of those hyperactive twits that put on makeup and not much else to get on Twitch so you can pretend you're playing for money but all you really do is run around and screech.

                    [–]artosis420 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    holy priest that sometimes plays restro druid. (probably has lower level rogue cause why not)

                    [–]TheCrazyWalnut 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    2 more years until you're on the black leather couch.

                    [–]Bindalp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You look like a girl that would fuck a fat 13 year old nerd so he can help you with world of Warcraft

                    [–]kensal78 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Your comments below basically verify you're 16.

                    [–]uttles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Caption should read "Insert Here"

                    [–]Suicunes_Rider 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Did she just assume our genders?

                    [–]MirandaEmes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Girl, ik I'm hot af but please shut our mouth and quit drewling all over the place. And I just gotta say.. mints girl, mints.

                    [–]jziggy44 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The 16 and pregnant starter pack

                    [–]RikkiSFC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Never trust a cunt who keeps her nails like that

                    [–]afroturf1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    "I only hang out with boys because- gyuck gluck gulk!"

                    [–]human_machine 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    So how long until this is reposted on /r/blunderyears/?

                    [–]vaulkwreath 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It'd be too easy, just like you.

                    [–]guy-le-doosh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Great. Now you hold the card.

                    [–]richATTK 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    At least 400 people have pulled dick to this....

                    [–]codysgameworld 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Opening your mouth for the classic "money shot" I see

                    [–]xenodit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    16 and already has the 1000 cocks stare. Hopefully you will die slowly from std's or even better,cunt cancer

                    [–]Dr_Ironskin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    What other games do you play?

                    [–]minlite 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Lana Del Rey minus her talent in music.

                    [–]EaseDel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Nose ring? More like a rip cord for that frat party dick sucking machine under your nose

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