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During one of the debates of the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton tried in vain to explain to Donald Trump that WikiLeaks is a piece of shit organization and a tool of the Russians. It was the same debate where moments later, Trump delivered what is and always will be the most presidential thing he’s ever said, which was “No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!”

But Trump LOVED WikiLeaks. He particularly loved how it released all those hacked emails from the Clinton campaign (possibly at the behest of HIS campaign, and also his BFFs in Russia). He would go on stage and say WICK-Y-LICKS! THE WICK-Y-LICKS! LOCK HER UP BECAUSE OF THE WICKY-LICKS!

But that was “Hillary,” and this is now.

Trump’s CIA director Mike Pompeo — who used to be a simple Benghazi congresstwat from Kansas who just couldn’t understand why cool people always emailed Hillary Clinton, whereas all his emails were from cows — said words on Thursday about WikiLeaks, and these were the words he said:

[Julian] Assange claims to harbor an overwhelming admiration for America, and the idea of America […] No, I’m quite confident that had Assange been around in the ’30s and the ’40s and the ’50s, he would have found himself on the wrong side of history.

Mike Pompeo, who actually used to TWEET WIKILEAKS DOCUMENTS (ya know, when it hurt Hillary), just called Julian Assange a Nazi.

Here’s more:

WikiLeaks walks like a hostile intelligence service, and talks like a hostile intelligence service. And it’s encouraged its followers to find jobs in the CIA, in order to obtain intelligence. It directed Chelsea Manning in her theft of secret information. It overwhelmingly focuses on the United States, while seeking support from anti-democratic countries and organizations. It’s time to call out WikiLeaks for what it really is: a non-state hostile intelligence service often abetted by state actors like Russia.

UH OH, HE SAID THE “R” WORD! That’s big coming from the CIA director, but it’s YOOGE coming from Donald Trump’s CIA director.

Here’s the whole video with some more transcript, for you to watch the whole thing:

In January of this year, our intelligence community determined that Russian military intelligence — the GRU — had used WikiLeaks to release data of US victims that the GRU had obtained through cyber operations against the Democratic National Committee. And the report also found that Russia’s primary propaganda outlet RT has actively collaborated with WikiLeaks.

And then Pompeo made fun of Julian Assange’s shitty op-ed in the Washington Post.

Seriously, watch the whole video. It might almost make you forgive Pompeo for being a GOP Benghazi asshole on the Hillary Clinton witch hunt. WE SAID “ALMOST.” Don’t worry, you will not forgive him, because he does not deserve it, and you are not that nice.

He talks a lot of shit about Edward Snowden too, so that’s fun.

Anyway, Donald Trump is going to be so mad when he finds out Mike Pompeo loves America more than he loves Trump. He’s also going to be really pissed when he finds out this is your open thread, because you guys are always saying such shitty things about Trump the Great.

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  • Villago Delenda Est

    Asswipe had best pray that the Ecuadorians don’t have a change of heart about him living in the basement of their London embassy.

    • Lulu Mac

      That’s a nice wi-fi signal we provide to you…be a shame if something happened to it…

  • TJ Barke

    The fact that wikileaks only shits on the US is all the proof you really need.

    • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

      That one weird, smelly, trick.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Well, I mostly only shit in the U.S., too, and I’m not … on, on. Sorry.

  • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

    Maybe Republicans have finally realized that Trump isn’t quite the useful idiot they thought he’d be in realizing their wettest of wet dreams.

  • Lulu Mac

    I’m sure this would go over well with President Bannon…

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/852627859562745856

    • Villago Delenda Est

      ADL needs to use clue by fours on this crowd.

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      Spicer, muttering under his breath: Holocaust. Yeah, like that’s really a thing.

      • Lulu Mac

        Also Spicer: If that’s the Holocaust, then I’m the Easter Bunny…oh, wait…

        • Jennaratrix

          *snort* NICE!

    • Crystalclear12

      That is professional trolling, right there!

    • kaydenpat

      Trump’s S-I-L needs some education too.

  • I fully expected the GOP to turn on Assange again once he’d finished being their useful idiot.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I can only figure Assange has some very incriminating videos of Ecuador and some pee hookers.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Trump could be in real trouble if everybody starts stating the bloody obvious like that.

    • kaydenpat

      Hopefully sooner rather than later.

  • FlownΩver

    I thought sexual predators would have more of a mutual support attitude. Maybe Pompeo didn’t get the memo from 1600.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    If he would have been on the wrong side of history from the thirties to the fifties, wouldn’t he have been a stalinist?

    • Assange supports Trump, so we already know he’s on the wrong side of history, right now.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        He supports Trump because he stands a better chance of being a weedy little predator who never has to face consequences or work a day in his life if Trump prevails, so as far as I’m concerned he’s on the wrong side of the sod.

        With votes, obviously.

    • kaydenpat

      Nazis were on the wrong side of history so I assume that is what Pompeo is getting at.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Yeah, but they were gone by the fifties, and people like Pompeo were all over rehabilitating them to help us with the communists.

  • JMP

    Sure, wikileaks might be a front for Russian propaganda designed to fuel fascism in the US and Europe, and sure Julian Assange is a rapist as well as a megalomaniac and all-around creep, and sure they’re responsible for putting a racist demagogue in the White House, but we should still admire them for some of the information they released, according to way to many purity trolling idiots who claim to be liberal and reflexively oppose US foreign policy whether right or wrong.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Especially the ones who are gentrifying poor countries with pretty beachs, because their marriages are out of reach of mouth breathers from NC with friends in the White House.

      • JMP

        And those who publish liberal magazines that used to be great but whose legacy has been badly tarnished ever since they started reflexively defending any Russian action the US opposes beginning with the attempts to install a puppet dictator in Ukraine.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          in the immortal words of Paul’s grandpa, a Nation once again…

    • C4TWOMAN

      Yeah, it’s like they’ve never heard of something starting out reasonable or good, then going bad. It happens. And whatever the truth about wikileaks was at the start, RIGHT NOW, in the real world, TODAY, it’s a Russian propaganda asset.

      One can have a similar bang head against wall convo about Russia Today:
      “But they’re reporting stuff the MSM won’t touch!”
      “That’s because its all fake news bullshit!”
      “You’re a sheeple!”
      *bangs head against wall*

      • Lord Jim

        Sometimes it’s difficult to deal with the fact that the hardly anything in the world is as simple as we’d like it ti be.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Months back when I wondered how Medea Benjamin, a founder of the anti war Code Pink, had fallen in with anti Semites, someone replied basically saying the same thing:

          A simplistic and naive political view meant if you were AGAINST X policies, you were against them for LIFE, and one could easily get bamboozled by a sleazebag who as against X for reasons that are actually against one’s values. But without a more complex or flexible model, you’re not going to see it.

          I’m not saying it as well, but basically some radical, hippy, antiwar, antiracist people have fallen into alliances with “softcore” antisemites because they’re both against The MAN.

  • Crystalclear12

    Hear that. . . that is the sound of rats disembarking.

    There is a Trump sized whole in the bottom.

  • Bruce Wayne
  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Everything leaks these days. The White House. The Wiki. Russian pee hookers.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Someone get a damn plumber in here!

      • Doug Langley

        Right! A Plumbers squad did wonders for Nixon.

    • shastakoala

      On the upside you can just follow the trail.

  • BadKitty904
  • Internet Hitler

    How solid must the shit be that Pompeo is brave enough to not cover it up? Must be big, messy, and all over the place. And maybe some of those Easter Eggs Obama hid.

  • Bruce Wayne

    The funniest thing is how wingnuts like to call Assange a “real liberal”.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I don’t know if that’s so much “funny”, as them trying to prop up Assange fading cred as a social justice maverick. What is he without that? An amoral worm willing to sell out to the highest bidder…

  • jesterpunk

    Assange is an attention whore

    https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/julian-assange-chelsea-manning-barack-obama-hand-in-embassy-arrest-extradition-us-a7533911.html

    Who supported Trump during the election

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/293453-assange-wikileaks-trump-info-no-worse-than-him

    And Trump supported Assange over the US intelligence community.

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-russia-hacking-20170104-story.html

    Wonder what changed between Trump and Assange or if Mike Pompeo even talked to Trump before this comment?

    • Internet Hitler

      Putin pulls away from Trump when he gets too crazy (and UNuseful). Maybe Trump is playing the jilted lover?

    • Magyar Has Had It With Trump

      Pee tape release is imminent

      • Crystalclear12

        Release the revenge porn!!

      • jesterpunk

        I am not watching that tape. There are some things you just cant pay me enough to watch. But I do hope they release it just to see Trump’s reaction to it.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          I’ll make myself watch it, just so I have the images in my head that brought him down.

    • C4TWOMAN

      ‘Assange is an attention whore’ pretty much sums it up.

  • Crystalclear12

    Despite the fact the train is off the rails it seems to be accelerating.

    Cool.

  • kaydenpat

    Yet so many on the Left embraced Wikileaks and Assange. He appears to be a rightwing hack.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I never trusted him. He was releasing shit with no concern for doxxing from the getgo.

    • jesterpunk

      He has always been a right wing hack who is more concerned with himself then anything else.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Not always a rt wing hack, but probably a hack who convinced himself he was an activist. Then he found fame and got addicted to it….

    • C4TWOMAN

      In the beginning Wikileaks was going some good stuff. Assange didn’t work alone. But then he got famous and control freaky and it stopped being about exposing injustice and more about his brand. IMHO.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    It’s too late to try and to convince everyone you’re on the right side of history now, Pompeo, but watching you try to cover your rat-ass should be entertaining.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    He has seen the Intel and is distancing himself. Probably wise.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Exactly. Ass-covering.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’ll take it as long as it brings all the Trumpanzees down.

    • weejee

      ♪ Gimme three steps mister ♪

    • BearGHAZI

      Just getting out of the ‘splash zone,’ if you get my drift

  • AndyC316

    It’s almost like they’re trying to distance themselves from Mother Russia! I wonder why?!

  • WiscoJoe

    Dudebro says: “If you are even slightly critical of Wikileak, that means you are a deep state globalist sleeper agent and you should stop doing McCarthyism to everyone!!!!”

  • Vincent Ricola

    The timing on this Mike Pompeo presser is so strange, especially with Donald’s big boy bomb drop on an empty mountain earlier this morning.

    Hopefully it means that the arrests are going to appear like a baby Jesus Easter miracle.

    • Lulu Mac

      That might be just enough to get me back in a pew…

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      The bigger the misdirection, hopefully the bigger the payoff for America.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      That’s what I want in my Easter basket this year-Indictments. Indictments and a chocolate bunny.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, since it’s Passover week, and Passover commemorates a miracle, and there are some JOOOS in the administration…

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    There’s is a Republicant that actually is putting country over shitty orange party favor? Knock me over with a feather.
    http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/Knock-out.gif

  • Marceline

    Ugh. Now were going to get a DSFB invasion of Wikileaks/Snowden fuckbois telling us what a hero Assange is.

    • Crystalclear12

      Hey, that Shit Fer Brains column does not write itself!

    • JMP

      And declaring that it’s completely unfair to call him a rapist just because he forced several women to have unprotected sex without their consent.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Donald can’t recall if Wiki was the name of the blonde or brunette Russian hooker.

  • Shoto

    Now that Pompeo has unfettered access to the real juicy intel, maybe he’s coming to the realization that Drumpf ain’t long for The Big Chair. I assume he’d like to have something resembling a career if and when Drumpf is run out of town.

    • weejee

      The rail, the tar, and the feathers are ready Shoto.

      • Shoto

        There would be a long line signing up for that detail, amirite?

  • Trump’s CIA director just basically said Assange (whom Trump himself has promoted multiple times on Twitter) would’ve been a Nazi in the 30s

    That can’t be true, as I don’t remember him being nominated for the cabinet or higher White House office, or writing for Zombie Breitbart.

  • Shoto
    • Thiazin Red

      Jesus, do not give him ideas.

    • Internet Hitler

      We’re gonna bomb them back to the stone age.
      Now, watch this drive!

    • Well, I’ve gather that’s all the new carrier, Gerald Ford, is good for.

      • Pilotshark

        a new class of carries named after a president that never was elected for either job. VP or President.

        but I can not wait until the USS Obama puts out to sea.

    • Doug Langley

      I’m sure the pilots will appreciate the soft landings.

    • Dg Hacket

      Short course with a hell of a water hazard

    • wide_stance_hubby

      You know what else floats?

      • shastakoala

        We all float down here.
        – IT

      • Old Joke – What do you call Robert Maxwell?

        Bob

      • capnkrunch

        Ducks?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Very small rocks?

      • JoeChristmas

        Chinese currency swaps?

      • vivian

        Decimals, sometimes.

      • puredog

        Muhammad Ali?

  • shivaskeeper

    Your reminder anytime Wikileaks and Chelsea Manning are mentioned: Wikileaks turned Manning in to the FBI after they got the data they wanted.

    • Thiazin Red

      And doxed a bunch of women in Turkey. And published the credit card and social security numbers of democrat donors.

      • shivaskeeper

        All that as well.

  • Bitter Scribe

    I wonder if Trump will even notice this?

    • Crystalclear12

      I am sure his handlers will keep it from him.
      You know, until the Kushners go off to be Jewish.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Props for correctly gendering Chelsea Manning, too.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      That surprised me.

    • Lulu Mac

      I know! I think that shocked me most of all!

    • Marceline

      That more than anything is going to piss off the alt-right.

  • But FOX News keeps insisting that the Russians had nothing to do with Wikileaks.

    Which brings up the question, since My So-Called President and FOX News keeps saying we can’t trust the intelligence agencies, that they lied us into the Iraq war and are now run by the Obama Deep State (TM), how can we trust them as to Syria?

    We are through the looking glass here people!

  • memzilla Ω
    • Michael R
    • hendenburg2

      why is there an umlaut over one of the e’s in “re-election”?

      • Justme

        It’s a real thing called a diaeresis mark. It means, “hey, you see that ‘ee’? Pronounce each letter separately and not as one sound.”

        You don’t see it a lot amnymore, except in The New Yorker, because they’re Better Than You.

        • King Beauregard

          Here’s a handy article on the diaeresis mark:

          http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2011/04/diaeresis.html

          The takeaway I take away from it is, the diaeresis mark is a phonetic guide, meaning it’s there for clarification is called for. If people aren’t going to be confused — like in “takeaway” — no need to use it.

          Ironically, even “diaeresis” is a candidate for a diaeresis mark, but doesn’t get one. No wonder the diaeresis mark does nothing but sit in its room listening to The Cure.

      • King Beauregard

        Those are Mickey Mouse ears. That “e” just got back from Disneyland.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    I wonder if it has occurred to some people yet there are worse things than a female President?

    • BearGHAZI

      You KNOW she would have just menopaused over everything

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Only Hillz could fit in all that menopausing over everything and murdering all the people, all the time. Goddamn, she’s good.

        • Paul

          But but but…will she have time to bake cookies?

          Askin for Bill.

    • Anna Rompage

      Like what, a black president?

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        A powerful black lady single-mother president in a wheelchair, with 3 Supreme Court seats to fill.

        • tapp_my_wire,please

          I’ll go with an ambulatory Oprah to hold the seat until Malia Obama comes of age.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Had you made her a black transgender lesbian lady and i could have gotten BINGO.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I was just thinking I let us all down by not including that!

        • vivian

          Oh! Can she be Jewish too? Like Sammy Davis Jr on wheels!

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            This is one of the best mental images I have had all day.

    • Jennaratrix

      Prolly not. They’re pretty good at staying on message when the message is “Wimminz suck.”

    • JMP

      Like maybe but probably not violating some vague unimportant rule about email servers, the worst crime anyone could ever commit!

  • Thiazin Red

    Plans for tomorrow: Work, go home, get pizza and watch Jesus Christ Superstar aka the best Jesus movie. The real version, not the crappy super 90s one where the Pharisees dress like they’re in The Matrix and Simon looks like the bassist from Green Day. The real version is perhaps the most 70s thing ever committed to film, and its great.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Judas and Herod are awesome (although this is probably not the week to point it out).

      • Thiazin Red

        Judas is such an interesting and sympathetic figure in the musical.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Well, I sort of vaguely understand the argument for free will in terms of a non-temporally-linked outside observer who already knows the outcome, but yeah, it’d be kind of hard not to think that dad set you up there.

      • Nockular cavity

        Judas is the star of the movie. OTOH, Jesus (Ian Gillian!) is the star of the original album version.

    • Nockular cavity

      Yes, but for me, The Wicker Man is higher up on the most-70s-things-on-film list.

      • Thiazin Red

        But Wicker Man is a Beltaine, aka my birthday movie, so I save that for a couple weeks.

      • I’ve always considered Night Moves to be the most 70s thing on film. Its nihilism is about at the Nth degree, and nihilism is, IMO, the defining characteristic of great 70s movies.

    • JMP

      Jesus Christ Superstar is good – and way better than that other early 70s hippie Jesus movie musical despite young Victor Garber – but the best Jesus movie hands down is Monty Python and the Life of Brian.

      “Think for yourselves!”
      “Yes! We will all think for ourselves!”

      • vivian

        “I won’t”

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Jeez, it’s almost as if we have outlived our usefulness to these guys.”
    — Wikileaks

    • Shoto

      I wonder if Assange had it in the back of his mind that he might get a ticket out of the embassy if he helped Drumpf get elected?

      • Latverian Diplomat

        As if expecting Trump to return a favor has ever worked out for anyone?

        At least Putin’s got the pee hooker tape on standby. Assange has nothing.

        • mailman27

          Come on w/the pee hookers. I ain’t gettin any younger.

      • puredog

        Hey, did the Ecuadorian get elected who was going to boot his ass? Or did he lose?

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I hope Stone’s cell is close to Trumpy’s: https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/852634505647149056

    • Lulu Mac

      Remind me again why he’s relevant enough to warrant a MTP interview?

      • Shoto

        My guess would be because it’s Moron Chuck Todd.

        • MynameisBlarney

          *Moran Chunk Toad*

          • Marion in Savannah

            I always thought it was Moran Chuckles Toddles. (I do apologize for libeling Chuckles candy, if there are any other Olds like me.)

          • puredog

            This is so weird. As I was making candied lemon peel, I was thinking of Chuckles candy just yesterday. (Those were the rectangular ones, right? I was actually thinking of the half-moons with faux rinds on them. . . .) Looked like these, but came in a pack of like 8. Can’t remember the name.
            https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/0d/35/b80d350c1ae1cd12200fc5332a4c4cad.jpg

    • Shoto

      Perhaps Stone will have the opportunity to screech this assertion to the authorities as he’s being frog-marched into a maximum-security detention facility pending trial on multiple felony charges.

  • Suttree

    Woohoo! I got a haircut! This is my ok side where you don’t really see all of my head and facial scars. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e710bb0a119d02bbe742bea1aa9312f2cbe2b0c26a896ccb69d7f54876f93aae.jpg Moose and Henrietta added for dramatic effect.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Very nice ‘do, and I feel certain both your sides are more than OK!

      • Suttree

        In certain light you can see that my eye is all mangled. It took one doctor longer to sew my eye together than it took four others to put 80+ staples in me.https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8cd45d99b6eeb8187419eb2812e36ad7d65e54540eb26d272dd79a231b5f25a5.jpg

        • Marion in Savannah

          That’s not mangled. That’s an interesting, sexy scar. And you’re a hotty… (And you’re safe — I are A Old who’s beyond jumping bones, even if they’re hotty bones!)

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          That man did a number on you, but you don’t look mangled. You look like a man with a sexy, mysterious scar!

          • Suttree

            Thank you sweetheart! That’s the way that I TRY to look at it. :)

    • MynameisBlarney

      You only got one hair cut?

      • Doug Langley

        No, he got them all cut.

        I’ll show myself out.

    • Lord Jim

      You look like Sean Bean! :)

      • but, you know, more alive

        • Suttree

          Are there any movies that he has lived through? :)

          • C4TWOMAN

            Well he was alive at the end of “Legends”, but they killed off the series.
            He lived through Sharpe’s Rifles, etc…so there’s that.

          • Jupiter Ascending.

          • Suttree

            That was on the other night, but I was busy snuggling with my anermals. I occasionally looked over to see Mila Kunis being hot. But I really haven’t watched it yet.

          • It is ludicrious and insane. I love it and have watched it 4 times

          • Suttree

            The hero dude wears to much mascara though. :)

    • Me not sure

      Don’t ever talk to me about bad hair or weird hair again. I am slowly being reduced to white fluff and skin.

    • BearGHAZI

      Scars make a man look dangerous

      • shastakoala

        I have so many scars and I just look scary.

    • efoveks

      Your haircut’s cute! Plus, I’m jealous of your curls. :)

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    #ONTHEWIRE Rudy 'Cyberman' Giuliani is apparently in a legal quagmire and is desperate to 'make a deal'. Comey isn't interested.— JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUAL³³º¹ (@th3j35t3r) April 13, 2017

    • Shoto

      Oops…

    • Nockular cavity

      Cybermen libel!

    • jesterpunk

      So Comey has told Flynn and Rudy “noun, verb, 9/11” Giuliani to fuck off he isnt interested in deals with either of them? If that is true it must mean they have enough without any of Trump’s stooges.

      • puredog

        Or it’s just premature.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      In some (okay, only a few) ways, it must be fun to be Comey. Guilty as fuck asshole crawls to you asking for a deal. You continue drinking your bourbon and laugh in his face. Repeat as necessary.

      • Hopefully, there will also be a housecleaning in the NYC FBI offices. I’m sure there are some offices in other parts of the country – Alaska springs to mind – which could benefit from some experienced agents being transferred in.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Donald is the only person that comes ahead of Rudy Giuliani in my perp walk fantasies.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Noun. Verb. Eat it.

      apologies to nounverb911.

    • Perkniticky

      Oh goody, are we going to see some locking up soon?

  • clubseal

    “It directed Chelsea Manning in her theft
    of secret information. It overwhelmingly focuses on the United States,
    while seeking support from anti-democratic countries and organizations.”
    Yeah, fuck you, and fuck anyone who thinks that what Chelsea Manning did was in any way wrong for the world.
    “How dare people know the evil things America has done!” should be our rallying cry, I guess.

    • Chelsea Manning was a crappy soldier, who decided to copy as much classified information as she could, uploaded it to Wikileaks without any idea of 99.9% of it was about, and the “evil” thing was a video of an helicopter attack which realistically fell under “fog of war” mistakes than “purposeful war crime.”

      • clubseal

        “Fog of war”: The perfect excuse to avoid accountability.
        Keep kissing the asses of our military industrial overlords, so we can drop more MOABs on empty deserts.

        • C4TWOMAN

          My, you have a polarizing and fraught communication style.

        • Keep on being a dimwit. Reality check, in war people die. Sometimes you shoot the wrong people. It happens. Grow the fuck up.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I don’t think what she did was wrong. But I don’t disagree that she had to face the consequences for her actions (which she did).

    • C4TWOMAN

      I read it as less critical of Manning and more of Wikileaks and other dishonest actors encouraging/manipulating people like her to do dumb things for naive reasons, taking all risks while the manipulators basically dance away scott free.

      You think it’s okay people be egged on to do something, thinking they’ll be supported, but actually be left high and dry after they’ve been exploited for short term political gain?

  • jaspersdad
    • MynameisBlarney

      The fuck?

    • Perkniticky

      And they wonder why liberals are all congregating in blue cities. To get away from towns like this!

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Yup, this is a problematic issue – the nuisance laws are written in a way that doesn’t distinguish between domestic abusers and victims of domestic abusers. If you’re calling the police because your spouse/significant other/ex is beating on you, they’ll treat you like the problem.
      The sad thing is that new Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch would see no problem with that as the law is being followed as written.

      • jaspersdad

        Her Lawyer had this to say.

        “We don’t impose that on almost anybody, certainly not people who commit crimes, and then to think about actually imposing it someone who’s calling the police for help is probably one of the most egregious constitutional violations I’ve ever seen.”

    • mancityRed6

      “In 2013, the ACLU launched a lawsuit on behalf of Norristown, Penn., woman who was so afraid of being forced out of her home, she begged her neighbours not to call 911 after her abuser slit her throat open with a broken ashtray. The town settled that lawsuit and revoked the ordinance.”
      JFC
      As far as Maplewood goes, “He was arrested on three of those occasions, but released without charge.” But as soon as something happened in St Louis, “The hospital called police, and Robert S. Hennings III was arrested and charged with domestic assault, according to the suit.
      Hennings was sentenced to 200 days in prison August 2012, according to the New York Times. He died in 2013.”

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Meanwhile, there’s David Barton also too:

    “David Barton: The Same Evil Behind Nazism Is At Work Today In The Push For LGBTQ Equality”

    The evil that’s there, it still works in the same deceptive means today, it still has that nice smiling face and, you know, a homosexual lifestyle, it’s such a wonderful lifestyle. Yeah? Why don’t you look at the medical stats and see if that’s really true? And so it always disguises itself in different ways, it comes through different means. We see it all the time. So, what I learned is what I already knew, and that is human nature does not change and if you don’t have the impact of religion to change a heart you will end up like the Nazis. These are guys who had no conscience and that comes from not fearing God.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/david-barton-the-same-evil-behind-nazism-is-at-work-today-in-the-push-for-lgbtq-equality/

    Oh David, David, you poor confused little twinky swish. Why don’t you just come out and admit that you wanna ride my big black pony baloney. We’d all be happier, you especially.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f60d141f757a4903953203cf8e002a9bbe1ba7a4042c1b078ec27642a74e171.png

    • JMP

      Um, the Nazis had the impact of religion, they were good Christians.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        and they put non-ruling-class gay people in holocaust facilities.

        • John Orendorff

          They were just re-accommodating them.

    • efoveks

      Kissing girls will give you germs just as much as kissing boys, David Barton.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Let’s just say he did not get that round mouth from eating square meals.

      • snark-lurker

        oh my what are you saying?

    • Nockular cavity
    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      “Twinky Swish” WTF

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Too much?

        • Marion in Savannah

          No. Just loverly!

  • weejee

    Pompeii, tRump’s man at the CIA, has seen the the good stuff. And the White House security system. Moar rats jumping at 11:00.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/192000c68699c2c0ae3c1d44cabcc1dbf48dd2c1bf513002a53d33a81f4ec03b.jpg

  • Lulu Mac

    Meanwhile, while big bombs were going boom-boom…

    https://twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/852636106789179392

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      The Pence spin is of course a little different. “We’re giving control back to the states!”
      https://twitter.com/VP/status/852633839298113536

      • Vincent Ricola

        Mike Pence is a vile human being.

        • Lulu Mac

          “Human being” assumes facts not in evidence…

      • WotsAllThisThen

        State control as opposed to women deciding for themselves.

      • mailman27

        Good luck when your 17 yr old daughter gets pregnant in the great state of Mississippah, you cracker dipshit. State’s Rights!!

      • Shoto

        Pence is a very twisted lunatic religious zealot. Here’s hoping he goes down if and when Drumpf goes down. Yeah, that scenario would leave us with the execrable ZEGS Ryan, though I would assert that shining heavy-duty light on Ryan might turn him into a lame-duck placeholder. He is, after all, the emptiest suit in Washington.

        There’s no reason why idiots like Ryan can’t be targeted for replacement in 2018, effective immediately. I’m looking at YOU, DNC Brass.

    • shastakoala

      The Art of the Steal.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      ‘Votes’ is all I can safely say to that.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Gee, for someone who loves being the center of attention and fawned over by the bootlickers…this seems strange. I wonder why that is?

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Signed it in private like a fucking coward he is.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Why not link to the story*, rather than a tweet about the story?

      *Autoplay video at link

      • Marion in Savannah

        OT, but since there were SO MANY posts today your lovely invitation might have gotten lost in the shuffle. (I’m tied to Savannah, alas…)

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Ah, Savannah isn’t THAT far! How often do you get to see a total eclipse?

          • Marion in Savannah

            Oh, I wish…! But Mr. MinS isn’t well enough to travel. And since he’s not all that well now we’re staying close to home. Please keep us WELL posted on who comes, replete with lots and lots of pictures!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      i’m sure Ivanka can count this as another time she’s helped her father do the “right” thing…

  • Bobathonic

    Holy shitballs, HE CALLED HER CHELSEA!

    • mancityRed6

      that’s what makes me think he didn’t write it, he just read it and maybe approved

  • Picabo

    “Oh, what a tangled web we weave
    When first we practice to deceive!”

    • vivian

      I don’t think they are practicing anymore.

  • lucidamente
    • Shoto

      Mulvaney is a diseased MFer.

  • Crystalclear12
    • Perkniticky

      The military has taken him out of the loop because he won’t take responsibility if something goes wrong. The buck stops with McMaster now, apparently.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Well, that doesn’t sound like a quiet coup d’état at all…

        • We may as well just have Margaret veto bills and send them back to the Hill

        • Perkniticky

          No no, Trump knows more than the generals, remember? He’ll keep them in line.

          • jesterpunk

            Why did he need to drop a bomb? ISIS was defeated months ago. I remember Trump saying he had a super secret plan that he cant share with the military that would defeat ISIS in his first month in office.

    • ♚ King Leo ♚

      whaaaaaaaaaat

    • not sure if to be “OH SHIT!” concerned, or just old normal level concerned….

      • Marion in Savannah

        I’m headed straight to “Oh, Holy Mother Of God” concerned.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Meh – I don’t think the prez normally specifies what ordnance gets dropped.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Useful idiots discover they are no longer “useful”. I’m sure we’ll start hearing about the “unfortunate accidents” that shall befall them shortly.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Given the shoddy food handling at Mar-a-Barfo, maybe 45 ought to start worrying about poisoned ketchup for those over-cooked steaks.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Sometimes they just abandon them and let them gibber away their credibility.

      Very rarely does someone who is set up as a “useful idiot” become aware and a real threat. I’ve known one–small activist scene and basically everyone involved is pretending nothing happened, hoping more chickens don’t come home to roost. But this only works if the person :
      1. was never completely assimilated
      2. were never manipulated into anything actually criminal
      and
      3. there’s no way to blackmail them.
      And, in this case,
      4. the person has incontrovertible proof the alleged “liberals” were not only running a scam but working with Nazis.

      Sadly, the majority of “useful idiots” or patsies never find out the truth, much less become a serious threat.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • I’m watching vintage Rachel clips on the youtubes. many super hilarious things. I’m watching her explain birth control right now. so much face-palming

    • Shoto

      Given the news that’s been breaking today, Maddow and O’Donnell will likely be on their A-Games tonight.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Wish I could kick up my heels, but it’s being a looong day.

    Vanity of vanities, all is vanity — The Preacher
    April is a bitch — T. S. Eliot, Teenage Wasteland
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/35c5c756deed8ee28235378b2a1f56ae8d15f1ee22de9538d9f762cafd25de84.jpg

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Gonna be hard to drink that . . . and the foaming problem is a bitch.

  • FlownΩver

    Our Canadian Boyfriend is moving a Legalize It bill!

    Someone remind me why we’d want to stay down here with you know who.

  • Shoto
    • C4TWOMAN

      Distinct from Libertard :

      “Someone who believes FREEDUM CONSTITUTION and RON PAUL will save us from liberal plots like global warming, science and the FED.

      • TJ Barke

        That’s libertardian.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Never saw that. I always saw:
          libtard = liberal
          libertard= libertarian

          libertardian sounds like too many syllables for an insult. But then we have Ronulians and some other obscure ones so….

          *shrugs*

          I like urban dictionary’s take:
          1. Used to identify a specific brand of libertarian
          who never shuts the fuck up about their version of “morality” yet
          demonstrates behavior that makes it obvious they desire all restrictive
          forces in society to be weaker in order to fuck other people over.

          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Libertard

  • Lulu Mac

    *sigh* I need to throw something…FUCK YOU NRA!!!!!

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/852639146988507136

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      What a beautiful smile. Poor baby.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      And still, crickets from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. His Fraudulency sent Secretary DeVos out to mealy-mouth some words, and he’s gonna leave it at that.

      • Lambsendbeds

        Well, of course, because white guy.

      • Yr. Gma

        There were two teacher’s aides and 15 kids in that classroom because it was special needs. The kids were grades 1-4, so some of them were as young as 6. The district has sent grief counselors to all the schools in the area because kids are scared. So are parents.

      • Lambsendbeds

        What, six shots weren’t enough? What the hell kind of gun-humper has such poor aim? AOT,K.
        I wonder how many times he shot his wife?

    • Yr. Gma

      Jonathan was a student from the (very poor and rural) school where my daughter teaches. They don’t have a dedicated special needs class there. He had just this year been transferred over to Northpark, the bigger and more affluent school where they have special needs teachers and resources. His mother talked to the teachers at the school where my daughter teaches, where he had been in K-2, and she said that he was struck in the forehead and never knew what happened. That part is a blessing.

      • Claire

        Jesus. I am sorry for him, and sorry for his parents and teachers, and sorry for all of us.

    • Lambsendbeds

      Yes, the NRA thinks guns should be left in the hands of domestic abusers. What could go wrong with that? Oh, wait…

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    He used correct pronoun! Fire him!

    • Vecchioivan

      What a snob.

  • Suttree

    Yup. So I went to the doctors today to get all of my blood tests back. I was up all night worrying about them. Apparently my cholesterol is a little bit high. My doctor tried to tell me to eat less cheese and baconz. I laughed. I am apparently a hypochondriac. My blood pressure is actually fucking normal right now! 114/80 it was a little bit higher a few weeks ago. Lizzie doesn’t have a clean out yet. :-P How the fuck am I all healthy and shit? Well besides my back.

    • yay! good news!

    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, YAY you! They told me my cholesterol was high, and put me on a statin. It just ripped the life out of me, so be aware. Of course, YMMV. Of course, my blood pressure is through the roof, but I’m sure that has NOTHING to do with current events…

      • Suttree

        I asked the doctor about it and she said that my cholesterol was just slightly high. My BP is down from 160/90 from almost two weeks ago. I guess doubling my bp meds has made a difference. I wasn’t in terrible pain when I went in today though.

      • dlemex

        My cholesterol was high as well and I tried two statins and both made me lose my hair. Then they had me try Zetia (ezetimibe) and it works great. My cholesterol is way down and no side effects.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Sounds like you need moar baconz and cheese.

    • janecita

      Just try eating better and exercising more, that should fix your cholesterol.

      • Suttree

        I eat a dozen times moar salad than I do cheese and bacon. I do need to stay away from creamy dressings and stick to vinaigrette though. Also too, another doctor told me this same shit 20 years ago. My overall cholesterol is a bit high, but my hdl/ldl is good.

  • Serai 1

    I don’t know – 40’s, 50’s and 60’s? Sounds more like he just called Assange a Communist, not a Nazi. Seeing as how the (actual) Nazis weren’t really a thing after 1945.

    ETA: Ah, he said 30s, 40s, 50s. But still, the war was over well before the 50’s, so maybe he just never cracked a history book.

    • Jennifer R

      We had nazis in america for a bit in the 50s.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        They never went away – it’s just that they’ve been visibly scurrying around since Trump kicked over their rock.

  • Lulu Mac

    The only happy nice time thing I could find on the Twitter…

    https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/852501554242494465

    • Thiazin Red

      Wendy’s getting in the burn. Although, I have to admit I was kind of hoping that they would start by fighting and then fall in love.

      (speaking of the moon though, I’ve always felt really bad for the third guy in the Apollo 11 mission. You go all that way, but you’ve got to stay inside the whole time. It must have really sucked to be so close and not get to walk on the moon)

    • YoBunnyBunny

      I snortled, ha!

    • mancityRed6

      I grew up with a Hardee’s in town. It was a treat to get to go to Wendy’s the next town over. Just saying.

  • jesterpunk

    Assange cant be a Nazi, if he was he would have a position in Trump’s administration. Maybe as an assistant to the actual Nazi advisor.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/03/sebastian-gorka-white-house-vetting-fail/519843/

    • mancityRed6

      He’s what’s known as a “useful idiot”

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Points for saying Chelsea Manning and her. Didn’t expect that.

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      Is our GOP learning?

    • Yr. Gma

      I know. That surprised me.

  • Lulu Mac

    OMG…the Apocalypse has begun…

    https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/852642947845599233

  • Reximus
  • memzilla Ω
    • msanthropesmr

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      Best thing I have seen all day.

    • fredoandme

      laughing AGAIN!

  • memzilla Ω
    • jesterpunk
    • TJ Barke

      I think we’ve got more than 10 these days…

    • Anna Rompage

      Now you have me craving matzo ball soup…

    • Persistent Demme

      We are going to a seder tomorrow, where the host revises his home-made Haggaddah every year.
      Trump is at the top of the plague list this year.
      AIDS is always on there, but I can’t wait to see what the rest of them are.

  • nightmoth

    So the neighbor came over today to shoot the breeze with my husband and told him the doctor who got dragged off the United flight is a drug dealer who deserves to be shot. This is The Word according to Rush Dildo. He did subside when the hubby disagreed with him. And I wonder why I’m depressed most of the time. Ha.

    • LadyLaz

      Seriously that was a very great education to me, watching people I knew whose opinion changed (or didn’t) based solely on what they further learned about that guys past.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Holy crap and moley. Does no one double check news in the age of the Interwebs? Imma guessing this guy doesn’t have a computer and just listens to AM radio….

      • nightmoth

        Ding-Ding! AM all the way. Also, too, divorced Viet Nam vet with a drinking problem.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          That’s one thing about being openly Queer. Those folks might shout slurs at me, but they *never* try to share the stupidity of hate radio with me since I came out.

          • janecita

            Cute new picture!

          • Anna Elizabeth

            XD Thank you! I wanted to do something different today. Punk Princess in Booty shorts. I scared people at the thrift store.

          • janecita

            Was the evil cashier bitch working today?

          • Anna Elizabeth

            No, unfortunately. I got some Opie-looking young man. He was polite, but I could see the fear in his eyes. XD I found a top for $1.95 that was just what I need to go with my new leggings, so it’s all good. Lots of catcalls and honking walking, but that’s everyday stuffs, and no slurs.

            It’s been my go-to tactic for awhile. If I get shit about how I look, I go back out wearing less. Fuck the haters.

          • janecita

            Good for you! Fuck all the haters! Life is too short to be unhappy:-)

          • Anna Elizabeth

            XD Roger that, affirm! I have to admit, I like ignoring the “Hey Baby”s too.

            It’s funny, if a guy would actually approach, and have the balls to talk to me, he’d probably get a chance. But shouting things at me equals Zero Chance.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Ugh…that’s sad. I know a guy who is certain Trayvon Martin was a hooligan and the only way I can match that up with the decent person I know is that he ONLY listens to AM. It’s like we need to have billboards or something to help people check sources:

          “Hear something alarming and outrageous on AM radio? It’s great that you care. But, before you fly off the handle, check that story first! Real stories will be backed with facts confirmed by multiple news media, even if they have a different opinion. If you can’t find these facts elsewhere? Someone might be trying to sell ya somethin!

          Don’t get Fooled by Fake News!

          This message brought to you by the Bring Fairness Doctrine Back Committee

          • nightmoth

            That would be one heckuva good billboard. Yeah, this guy is also fundamentally decent: big into dog rescue. That’s why it’s so painful to hear him repeat angry bullshit.
            I’ve learned to steer him onto a different topic when he starts edging close to his ditch. If I could give Rush a stroke that left him bereft of speech, I’d do it immediately.

          • Persistent Demme

            There is some kind of disconnect with people like this.
            I befriended this lady at the dog park, who was lovely and kind, and gave me some good advice about my mom.
            Then, one day, she was spouting Rushbo, climate change denial weirdness.
            I don’t think she would hurt or wish ill on anyone, but she doesn’t see how harmful these views can be.
            (My mother is the liberal side of this, and is constantly shocked and amazed at how evil and uncaring Trump and his supporters are.)

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I’d probably ask “You ever do anything stupid 12 years ago? You think that should be held against you if you have kept your nose clean ever since then?”

    • Claire

      Jesus. This country has become such a shithole of irrational authoritarianism. At this point I just hope the rest of the world is better than we are, though it’s hard to see how they can be worse without the planet having been destroyed long before now.

    • JMP

      Look, the guy was not white, therefore he obviously deserved to be beaten by the cops.

    • Edith Prickly

      They fucking go with that EVERY TIME. “He deserved it because [made-up unrelated bad thing person allegedly did.]” Even if that were true (which we know it is not, because Rush is a mendacious pile of festering pig shit) it is NEVER GOING TO BE OK that an airline called the cops on a customer who had every right to be pissed at them and that the cops beat the guy up pulling him off the plane.

      Also, Rush is a disgusting asshole who smuggles Viagra when he goes on sex tours in third world countries, so that’s really fucking rich coming from him.

      • tomamitai

        Why don’t these alleged small government/libertarian types take issue with the fact that the airline called for the state to use force instead of doing it the free market way by upping their offered compensation until someone volunteered to give up their seat? It’s almost as if they only want free market solutions when it saves corporations money!

    • notaten

      The same Rush Dildo who used to say that all drug addicts should get the death penalty? Until he got outed as a drug addict, and then it was a disease? But if you’re less-than white, you still deserve the death penalty? Yeah, fuck that guy, with very rusty chainsaws, of votes I guess. Fuck that guy!

    • janecita

      Well, if Rush “I’m a drug addict and I have ED” Limbaugh, said it then it’s definitely true!

    • Persistent Demme

      He must have other redeeming features that keep your husband from just saying: “Go fuck yourself!”
      (I’ll bet he was fun during the election.)

      Edit: Oops, sorry!

      • nightmoth

        I wound up having to avoid all the immediate neighbors during the election. Mostly, I still do.
        It’s also widened the rift between me and my cousins. I’ve given up on them.

        • Persistent Demme

          So sorry to hear that.
          San Francisco was an easy place to be after the election.
          (Mind you, we are glad we didn’t live here during the primary!)
          I, too, have cousins that were Trump supporters. I may never speak to them again.

  • Serai 1

    Question: Was Sam on last night?

    (I cannot understand why official TV show website NEVER tell you when the next episode is going to be on. What the fuck? The only place I’ve ever found that would do that was tv.com, and they don’t have next-episode info anymore. Don’t these channels WANT people to know when their fucking shows are going to be on???)

    • Vincent Ricola

      Nope. I checked this morning. She must be off for spring break.

      • Serai 1

        That’s weird, because she usually mentions if she’s going to be off the next week, but she didn’t say anything about it at the end of the last episode.

      • JMP

        It seems like all of the late night shows except for Conan have been off this week; although I don’t give a shit about any of the Jimmys so maybe some of them have been on.

        What got me a few weeks ago was when I didn’t get either Colbert or Conan on a Thursday when both had been showing new episodes all week; it took me a while trying to figure out what was wrong with my DVR until I realized that it was time for the minor league basketball tournament, which I was blissfully unaware of being away from the sportsball obsessed.

  • boyblue122

    Donnie must be furious that the CIA director stole his thunder right after the MOAB drop

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      He’ll just have to bomb something else. We’re about one-for-one this week.

      • davidhollenshead

        Isn’t that 59 plus a MOAB ???

  • Picabo

    We’ve been relying on our allies intelligence agencies and press for accurate information. Now you warn us?

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      Have to think the Estonian Intel budget couldn’t afford dessert at Mar-a-Lago.

  • davidhollenshead

    SPCA PLZ HALP ME, IM LOCKD IN ROM WIF MADMAN HOO KEEPS FORCIN ME 2 WEAR STOOPID TI.
    http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/julian-assange-cat-732162.jpg

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    True fact: Wikileaks is now hosted on Russian servers.
    And when was the last time they spilled any beans that embarrassed Pootie? Seems that Assange really has gone over to the dark (red) side.

    • davidhollenshead

      He is trying to buy his way out of a few sexual assault charges. Note:
      “Insisted on unprotected sex”, sounds like Mr. Assange may shared his VD.

    • shivaskeeper

      Has he ever not been a self serving little albino shit?

      • puredog

        For just a moment I thought you were referring to GRRM.

    • tomamitai

      So is Livejournal. I regularly read George RR Martin’s blog there and was surprised and shocked when a new TOS popped up informing me that the site now required all posts to comply with the laws of the Russian Federation. A few googles lead me to conclude that this is something I do not want to agree with and I haven’t been back since. I’m dismayed and disappointed that Mr. Martin continues to keep his blog there, given the Putin regime’s awful and worsening treatment of the LGBTQ community and critics of Putin.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    I’m gonna say something that’s gonna drive some of you crazy, but I’m the Ghandi of Olympic ice dancing.

    • msanthropesmr

      Not the Rosa Parks?

      • vivian

        That’s funny because I’m the Jeff Gillooly of peaceful protesting.

    • Yr. Gma

      I knew that.

    • Ralph Gauer

      Wonk Comment of the Year (in the category “thus far”).

    • janecita

      Of course you are! You have to be, since you get lots of Ice Dancing practice in Hawaii.

    • TJ Barke

      Am I missing something?

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        My incredible skills on the ice, obviously!!!

        • TJ Barke

          They have ice on Maui?

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Of course! No. I am referring to Donald Trump being the Martin Luther King of Healthcare.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Ah…
            Right.

            I’m the Michael Jordan of procrastination.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            See…I would have pegged you more as the Pope John Paul of diesel mechanics.

          • MynameisBlarney

            HA!

            I drive around the shop in my Pope-mobile blessing John Deere 13.5 liters.
            But not the 9 liters, because, fuck them.

          • MynameisBlarney

            In those icy/slushy touristy drinks probably.

          • Rags

            Shave ice libelz!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I tried to resist, but I had to upvote. Sigh – you are still the tropical ice queen of Wonkette, Mizmulg.

    • notaten

      I can untie any knot in any shoelace, string, rope, extension cord, and even christmas lights, and not get mad. I am often called the Ghandi of knot untierers.

    • Suttree

      Jesus fucking Christ. I was about to reply to your ice skating think with some sort of snark, but my favorite drinking glass just shattered in my hand. Yes it was old as fuck and had been dropped a bunch of times, but it literally just blew up in my hand. Everything on my desk did need a good Windexing though. Including my cigarettes.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Are you cut?

        • Suttree

          Nope. The glass just broke into four large pieces when I picked it up. A fresh drink too! I swear I have had this happen before about 20 years ago. My buddy/roommate didn’t believe me. This is not the first time that I have picked up a glass and it spontaneously decided to break.

          • Suttree
          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Glad you aren’t cut. I have seen the same thing happen to people with glasses. One time, my passenger side window imploded as I was driving!

          • Suttree

            I had a sunroof do that once! Admittedly I did just drive a Geo Metro through the woods, and I may have caught air once. Or twice…….

          • Lambsendbeds

            Did your Aunt Marge just insult your parents?

          • Suttree

            I think that my Baka was telling me about my beef in the fridge. She hated waste. It’s still good though, I’m making burgers tonight Baka!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Ice in the drink? That can send a stressed glass over the edge.

          • Suttree

            That’s what happened to my former favorite glass. I make iced tea twice a day, and I had a hot glass of tea and stuck ice in it. Thermal shock had me cleaning the floor. They were both thin glasses that were rather pretty. I’m surprised that they lasted this long. I literally use the same glass 5 days a week. It was my favorite! Now my next largest glass has mistletoe and shit on it. I miss my palm tree glass!

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            What kind of drink has a mistletoe garnish?

          • Suttree

            Gin?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “Now, Drew Carey. I have to say that Drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey is…to comedy.”

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Girl, in my heart, you will ALWAYS be the Donna Summer of law enforcement.

        • Little Doll

          She works hard for the money!

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Damn right! XD

    • puredog

      It only drives me crazy because it is actually spelled “Gandhi.”

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        You know what drives me crazy? People who miss the point of what another human being is trying to communicate to them over a typo, because they’re more interested in being critical than listening. Guess we all have our pet peeves!

        • puredog

          I apologize. It is a pet peeve, and I am a knee-jerk pedant (“well, maybe without the “knee” and the “pedant”). I hit “post” and realized my post was needlessly harsh-sounding. Mea culpa.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Thank you for that. :)

    • OneYieldRegular

      That’s nothing. I am the Houdini of unpleasant office tasks.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Oh, please! My Mom is the Pamela Anderson of quantum physics.

  • vivian

    Suddenly it becomes clear: people voted for candidates with an (R) after their names thinking that the (R) stood for (Russian).

    • WotsAllThisThen

      They are red states, after all.

  • jesterpunk

    Today Trump signed 2 laws in private while everyone was distracted by the big bomb. The first allowed states to strip federal funding from family planning sites the second removed the rule expanding retirement accounts. Both laws where written in a way they can never be passed ever again.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/04/13/behind-closed-doors-trump-signs-bill-allowing-states-to-strip-federal-family-planning-dollars-from-abortion-providers/

    President Trump signed legislation Thursday allowing states to withhold federal
    family planning dollars from clinics that provide abortion services, a
    move that could deprive Planned Parenthood and several other family
    groups of tens of millions in funding.

    The move marked the 12th time that Trump has signed a resolution under
    the 1996 Congressional Review Act (CRA) to abolish a rule issued under
    President Barack Obama. Less than two hours later on Thursday, Trump
    signed a 13th measure, this one abolishing a Labor Department regulation
    aimed at expanding retirement savings accounts.

    • davidhollenshead

      I’m waiting for our Führer Trump to start enacting racial purity laws, after the burning of the Reichstag, and a Clear Channel AM Radio Station is taken over by white people, wearing makeup to appear Latino.

    • Serai 1

      How the fuck do you write a law saying a law can never be written again?

      • jesterpunk

        Prior to this year it had only been used once and that was in 2001. So far this year they have used it 13 times so far.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congressional_Review_Act

        The Congressional Review Act (CRA),[1] is a law that was enacted by the United States Congress as section 251 of the Contract with America Advancement Act of 1996 (Pub.L. 104–121) and signed into law by President Bill Clinton on March 29, 1996.[2][3] The law empowers Congress to review, by means of an expedited legislative process, new federal regulations issued by government agencies and, by passage of a joint resolution, to overrule a regulation.[4]
        Once a rule is thus repealed, the CRA also prohibits the reissuing of
        the rule in substantially the same form or the issuing of a new rule
        that is substantially the same, “unless the reissued or new rule is
        specifically authorized by a law enacted after the date of the joint
        resolution disapproving the original rule” (5 U.S. Code § 801(b)(2)).
        Congress has a window of time lasting 60 legislative days (i.e.,
        days that the U.S. Congress is actually in session, rather than calendar
        days) to disapprove of any given rule; otherwise the rule will go into
        effect at the end of this period.[5]

        • Serai 1

          Jesus fucking Christ, that has got to be the dumbest fucking thing Bill Clinton did. How can anyone be so FUCKING STUPID???

          • jesterpunk

            Because congress was controlled by republicans with enough votes to over turn his veto? It was also a line in another bill that had to pass or the government would shut down.

            https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/PLAW-104publ121/html/PLAW-104publ121.htm

            To provide for enactment of the Senior Citizens’ Right to Work Act of
            1996, the Line Item Veto Act, and the Small Business Growth and Fairness
            Act of 1996, and to provide for a permanent increase in the public debt
            limit. <>

  • memzilla Ω
  • Claire

    Good God. He called Julian Assange a Nazi and referred to Chelsea Manning by her preferred pronoun. WHAT IS GOING ON?

  • sg77

    Wow.

  • Bruce Wayne

    It’s just so ironic that so many Donald Trump and even Jill Stein supporters said they would not vote for Hillary Clinton because she was “too hawkish”. Now look at what they got….

    • shivaskeeper

      Purity is the enemy of the good. Every time.

    • Edith Prickly

      Well, they are all A Idiot, so…

    • Serai 1

      Doesn’t matter. They’ll just keep claiming that SHE’D BE WORSE OMG.

    • Rick Hill

      Not even a year to do it, either

  • Ralph Gauer

    U.S. May Launch Strike If North Korea Reaches For Nuclear Trigger
    The U.S. is prepared to launch a preemptive strike with conventional weapons against North Korea should officials become convinced that North Korea is about to follow through with a nuclear weapons test, multiple senior U.S. intelligence officials told NBC News.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/u-s-may-launch-strike-if-north-korea-reaches-nuclear-n746366

    • TJ Barke

      BIGGEST SQUIRREL EVAR!

      • Rick Hill

        A war may be all that can distract from the Russia stuff, now that it’s growing to a head

      • proudgrampa

        ^^^^THIS^^^^

        Where moose?

    • Rick Hill

      Well, gee. I’m sure that Jong Un will just back off. He won’t actually target something instead.

      • davidhollenshead

        They can’t target anything, as they don’t have an accurate guidance system.

        • Rick Hill

          Well, he’s shown he’s not going to be pushed around and if dear leader is announcing there will be a strike if there’s a test(Element of surprise!(read in Gomer Pyle voice over)), something’s going to happen

          • davidhollenshead

            Frankly, NK is years away from an intercontential missile with a deliverable thermonuclear weapon.

          • Rick Hill

            Yeah but who says they will do that? All I know is we were lucky Reagan’s saber rattling didn’t get us into a war. trump’s even stoopider than he was

          • davidhollenshead

            The real risk is Bioweapons or Chemical Weapons, unless they managed to put a nuke in a shipping container, on a US bound freighter, as their nuclear weapons are too big to deliver on a missile.

        • Ralph Gauer

          Holy cow…. Scud ER has a CEP of 50 meters. Let’s back off the notion that they are powerless to respond. Solid fuel response to Tokyo and Seoul in 30 minutes? We need adults at the table.

          • davidhollenshead

            There are no sane functioning adults in the NK Government.
            Because :https://youtu.be/wP35YKjHPkc?t=2m48s

          • Ralph Gauer

            Ummm, just deranged loons? I am not sure that helps your arguement…

          • davidhollenshead

            Perhaps it does, since Kim Fat One, seemed content to kill his own people for the most part. Why kill foreigners when your own are handy, and no one seems to care.

    • Rasilom

      Good by south Korea and and kind of stability that ever used to exist there.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Should I pre-order the Samsung S8 now or wait to see if the factory still exists on launch day?

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Depends on what, exactly, you mean by “launch day”.

      • davidhollenshead

        South Korea depends on the US making a stand against the North.
        So while it may seem like provocation, it is the threats which have kept the Armistice.
        After all NK has embarked on over one covert mission per year, into the South with everything from tunnels to semi-submersibles.

        • Rasilom

          Threats yes. but little kimmy is so unstable I am sure that if we strike their nuclear site they will respond by attacking our instilations in SK. That will lead to war. And I think that if there is one world leader more unstable than trump it is little kim. This is going to be a shit storm.

    • davidhollenshead

      So the same thing that Israel did to Iraq.

      • Ralph Gauer

        Well, except for the completely different ability to project retaliatory force, the asymmetries of risk, the distances involved, yeah…. I guess the same.

        • davidhollenshead

          In both cases, the bombing could result in a war, but a war that Iraq/NK can’t win.
          Since NK can’t win the war, only a deranged loon would provoke it.
          Someone who say uses an anti-aircraft gun for executions, and executed the woman who dumped him, and her family.

    • boyblue122

      Donnie trying to provoke a nuclear attack on S Korea and Japan?

      • davidhollenshead

        Nope, NSA & CIA explaining reality to our Führer Trump.
        Threats are the only thing that NK understands.
        Threats like no iPads, or expensive whiskey, etc.

        • mancityRed6

          no more movies, ever!

          • hendenburg2

            Then they’d just go back to kidnapping Japanese directors

          • msanthropesmr

            Make Godzilla. But with Kim Jong Un as the hero.

          • davidhollenshead

            I thought that Kim Jong Un was Godzilla.

          • hendenburg2

            He’s probably big enough now

          • davidhollenshead

            So that is why NK order the 55 gal drum of KY Jelly, to get him into the Godzilla Costume.

          • puredog

            Godzilla has too much self-respect to go anywhere near Pyongyang.

          • davidhollenshead

            Actually they are upset about the movies, like the Interview.

          • hendenburg2

            Funnily enough, the whole Sony hack/The Interview kerfuffle derailed an entirely OTHER comedy about westerners in NK

          • davidhollenshead
    • Lance Thrustwell

      Fuck. Is history just a bunch of circles? My dad fought in fucking Korea. It can’t be starting all over again?

      • davidhollenshead

        The Korean War never stopped, they only have an Armistice.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          I’m not sure if that makes me feel better.

          • davidhollenshead

            It shouldn’t make you fell better.

      • georgiaburning

        They just stopped it in place when everyone had enough of it for a while and the armies were more or less back in starting position.

        • davidhollenshead

          Plus a lot of dead people, destroyed cities, etc……..

          • georgiaburning

            As it always is and always will be. One of the main exports of empire building.

    • memzilla Ω

      Umm… everybody knows that Seoul is within artillery range of North Korea, right? Right???

      How North Korea WOuld Retaliate

      “The North Korean military’s most powerful tool is artillery. It cannot level Seoul as some reports have claimed, but it could do significant damage. Pyongyang risks deteriorating its forces by exposing them to return fire, however, which significantly restricts their use. Less conventional methods of retaliation, such as sabotage or cyber warfare, are less risky but also limit the shock that North Korea would desire.”

      • ltmcdies

        Doesn’t seem to be considered “a factor” by Trump but he appears to have only learned maps are a thing last Friday

      • georgiaburning

        Sort of like Newark to Trump Tower distance.

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      If this nitwit “president” restarts the Korean War, it will be hell in the northwest Pacific, especially South Korea. It could destabilize the region. No one is exactly best buds in the area. WTF is the thinking in DC?

  • Pinkham’s Law

    I posted this a couple of times today, but the posts were coming so fast, I don’t know if it got seen or not. I’ll post iit a couple more times tonight, see what response I get.

    If Pinky did a drinkything as an eclipse viewing party, how many wonkers would show up? It’s a Monday – Aug 21 – in the middle of the afternoon. At my house, the partial eclipse would begin at 1:13:12PM, with totality beginning at 2:41:55PM, lasting for 2 minutes, 26 seconds. Assuming the “after” partial lasts as long as the “before,” it won’t be totally over until ~3:10 PM.

    To be clear, this would be an invitation to my house, in Columbia, SC. We have more than adequate street parking, and we have a beautiful, private yard, with a small pool and plenty of seating (table seating for 24, plus scattered benches, lounge chairs, etc). It isn’t a huge yard, but it is very well arranged, and we have hosted parties as large as 100 in it in the past.

    If more than a couple people are coming, I would need donations to cover food/drinks, but would gladly prepare the foods and pick up beverages. Any interest? Should I discuss with Hubby?

    • msanthropesmr

      I’d come. But I’m in Richmond Virginia.

      • puredog

        Interstates all the way, 85 to 40 to 77, 371 miles. Totally worth it, if you’ve never seen a total eclipse.

      • Granny Sprinkles

        Since you’re in Richmond already; have you tried Secret Sandwich Society yet? If you haven’t, you should.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I used to live in that fair city! Alas, I no longer do, or anywhere close. I wish you a great party, Citizen Pink.

    • MynameisBlarney

      :(
      I’m in stupid Key Largo.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        But you have it all, like Bogey and Bacall!

        *sowwy*

        • MynameisBlarney

          And Parrot-heads.

          Yay…

          • Anna Elizabeth

            XD I used to be into Jimmy Buffett.

          • MynameisBlarney

            LOL
            No way!

      • Pierre_de_Fermat

        Didn’t the Florida game folks find a breeding clump of Burmese pythons in Key Largo?

    • Rick Hill

      I’d go but last time I tried to mail myself the results were….embarassing…..

    • I would, but Canuckistan

      • ltmcdies

        Same here…. and I’m scared of your border these days

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Can’t say I blame you.

          • i would forget and wear my “Pussy Strikes Back” Wonkette Tshirt on travel day. I have never had one, but I assume i’m not a fan of strip searches

    • mancityRed6

      It’s going to be north of me in Kansas, so I’m not even sure I’m gonna take a day of vacation yet.

    • Marceline

      That sounds wonderful. I wish I could make it. As an aside, I love learning where so many commenters live.

      • snark-lurker

        iowa, hate it, not here by choice, love wyoming (the country, not the politix)

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Wait, what? Wyoming seceded? WHY AM I JUST LEARNING THIS NOW!?!??!?!??!

          • Pierre_de_Fermat

            They did it on the down low. Something something larimide orogeny something … at least that’s what I heard.

          • snark-lurker

            well, the country in the state but i haven’t lived there since the (R)s made all the laws protecting poluters from lefty busiboddies

          • Millswiththethrills

            I am close but have nightmare flashbacks of an August day in Columbia. Also, too, hard to plan in advance what with us bombing the shit out of everyone?

          • Pinkham’s Law

            I’ll put you down as my 5th maybe

    • LadyLaz

      Hmmm. You know, I live in Georgia. When are you thinking?

      Ah duh. A Monday :(. That would be a tad difficil. Darn. Sounds awesome tho

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Well, for it to be an eclipse viewing party, I don’t really have much choice, beyond exact start/end time. It’s a Monday – Aug 21 – in the middle of the afternoon.

        And, you make 2 maybes, so far. It’s a start!

    • memzilla Ω

      The idea of driving through the Southern Speed Trap Zones with New York State tags scares me, but thanks anyway.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/55697782406d94ff2758db01c34e7c6f3050e0b56bd4b6bfbff9b49e67bf99fc.jpg

    • janecita

      I’m in Jersey, sorry:-(

      • mancityRed6

        um, shouldn’t we be apologizing to you?

        • janecita

          Nah, I like it here:-)

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      It was February, 1979. In Manitoba.

      Witnessed that total solar eclipse. Everyone, you have to do it. Just do it.

    • proudgrampa

      I will be there in spirit (with spirits, if you know what I mean).

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      Um…maybe. Mr. Tetsu Kaba and I would need to get the day off and drive from North Cacalackie.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        3 maybes!

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      Columbia? Hmmmmmm. I’m in Athens. At least now. But might be in upper Midwest in August, so I’m a ‘maybe’? Can you use “maybe”? I won’t know more until end of June.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        So far, it’s a hypothetical drinkything, so I can’t exactly demand firm commitments, can I? I kinda do need at least a few “YES! If you do it, I’ll be there”s before I can commit to it from this end, though.

        BTW, you make 4 maybes.

    • Persistent Demme

      I’d love to sip a mint julep and fan myself on your fainting couch.
      A steamy August afternoon sounds wonderful.
      Alas, I will be freezing my ass off in San Francisco at that time, and waiting for our “summer” (blech!) to be over.

    • I’m 4 hours away by motorbike and would consider the trip. Can one view the eclipse through a helmet?

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Need viewing glasses, which are widely, and inexpensively, available online.

  • C4TWOMAN

    Apologies if this has already been posted:

    Warner takes Trump-Russia investigation to the masses
    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/mark-warner-russia-investigation-constituents-237106

    • MynameisBlarney

      Good!

    • mancityRed6

      imagine that, a politician meeting with their constituents. who’d a thunk it.

  • Jennifer R
    • MynameisBlarney

      Holy fucking hell.

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      What could possibly go wrong?

      • Shoto

        Seoul and Tokyo, we hardly knew ye.

        • Jennifer R

          If we are flying missions over their site in the north, likely we will have some airpower over the border to take out any of their 170mm 240mm and 300mm emplacements that try to open up.

          edit: as I said down below, even a full out counter-value assault by all of their viable artillery pieces to the point of sacrificing them would be horrible and cost thousands of lives, but it wouldn’t be like Nagasaki. And while they do have some SCUD and Nodong missiles (which can be launched from mobile platforms until the Taepodong which must be launched from a fixed location), every ballistic missile they launch weakens the negotiating power of their ballistic missile systems. They simply can’t replace them fast or effectively.

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            I know we have more airpower than just one carrier group but do we have enough from Guam? I read that we would not want to directly involve attacks from SK or Japan.

          • Jennifer R

            Well assuming that if NK responds by attacking SK we would want bombing runs on both launch platforms capable of launching Taepodong missiles just to make sure they can’t respond by trying to attack alaska, as well as whatever drops at the nuke site (it won’t be a MOAB because even NK can shoot down a CW 130 turboprop), and assumably air support for SK’s counter battery fire.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            B-2s from Guam? JDAMs? They should be able to load the rotary bays with big JDAMS or similar.

          • Jennifer R

            Yeah if I was going to be in charge of planning this upcoming clusterfuck I would want the ability to lay down as much ordinance as I could across about 5 miles in from their border.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            JSOWs, maybe.

            I used to online-know some guys in the 8th Wing, at Kunsan. Pantons’ crew dogs. I hope they have good shelters once the Vipers are up.

          • Jennifer R

            One of my girlfriends was stationed at the DMZ before she transitioned.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I’m worried about all the GIs and South Koreans right now, :(

            I knew a woman that had been a SEAL before she transitioned. She was beautiful, and was into me, but I was dating a cisgender woman at the time, and turned her down.

            Then, my GF faded a month later. XD Oh well.

          • Jennifer R

            Like I said before, every ballistic missile they launch weakens their bargaining power later, and they know that. I think a more realistic possibility is that assuming neither side backs down is that Kim is killed in the bombing or “killed in the bombing” and the survivors of the resulting turmoil keep it a dictatorship but sue for peace.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I sincerely hope you are right, and I know you have the good knowledge and a good head on your shoulders.

          • georgiaburning

            Seventh Air Force is based at Osan Air Base, about an hour’s drive south of Seoul. There’s also Kunsan further down the peninsula. The Navy has land based air in Atsugi (Japan).

          • davidhollenshead

            NK doesn’t have working trucks to move their artillery, so year, we can destroy it quickly, but quick enough to save Seoul.

          • Jennifer R

            They only have so many pieces that actually have range to hit Seoul. If they were purely hitting counter value targets they would have maybe 10 minutes? Seoul has mandatory bombardment drills and is filled with legally enforced minimum standards bunkers. We would be talking about thousands of lives not hundreds of thousands. It’s awful and horrible and will end up causing a war, but they can’t wipe seoul off the map.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      And who is making this decision? And WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SANE PEOPLE?!?

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      For just a test? Not the real thing?

      I just crapped my pants.

      Too bad I’m not wearing pants.

    • davidhollenshead

      He likes his toys……

    • Reality Killswitch

      Good lord, we are so dead!

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    So, what does Assange have on the GOP?

  • Shoto
    • msanthropesmr

      That’s America!

    • snark-lurker

      he is not like us

      • msanthropesmr

        Thank dog.

    • jesterpunk
      • Shoto

        That tweet needs to be jammed in Hannity’s tweetering feed. All day, every day.

        • mancityRed6

          retweet with a question about when he’s going to be waterboarded.

          • jesterpunk

            Its only been 2913 days since he said he would be waterboarded for charity.

        • jesterpunk

          Lumpy said he meant Obama is black. Its not like he is a hypocrite or anything, not Lumpy.

          https://youtu.be/mNiqpBNE9ik?t=3m32s

          • Shoto

            Drop this clip into Hannity’s tweetering feed too, also. Repeatedly.

  • Sophia
  • Shoto
  • wavicles

    Trump the great what?

    • janecita

      Buffoon?

    • davidhollenshead

      TRAITOR & Criminal.

  • proudgrampa

    APROPOS OF NOTHING.

    I recently took up the Melodica. I thought you would like to sit in on one of my lessons.

    https://youtu.be/nS3yUMvTCj0

    • janecita

      Very manly!

    • MynameisBlarney

      I now have more chest hair after viewing this wonderful documentary.

    • davidhollenshead

      I thought that the manly way was to drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of beens, and power the Melodica with gas.

    • Shoto

      Needz Moar Splosions.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And bacon.

  • gastonb

    Man, the night of long knives is hitting its stride. tiny hands is trying to wipe out every link to Ruskies, and is throwing Assange under the bus as well as Bannon. Pretty soon we’ll get to see the golden shower video, and hopefully that will happen before the generals find an even bigger bomb for trump to throw at the FBI.

    • Or a bigger bomb to throw in Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, North Korea, Sudan….

  • ltmcdies

    No. No. No. NO…. no shitty Republican who stood by this past election and said squat about Wikileaks ,Assange, the value of using purloined documents, online idiots or the size of the Ecuadorian embassy gets any credit now for suddenly realizing Julian Assange was a bought Putin dog and a POS

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, it’s been a long time since a combined Passover/Easter miracle…

      • Hey now, I feel resurrected almost every Easter Sunday after the previous Saturday night.

      • Count Awesome

        I’m hoping Trump and company get figuratively crucified

    • vivian

      Oh please please please…

    • Dg Hacket

      How would they do it, so as not to make it look like a coup?

  • Anna Elizabeth

    ‘Cos I like to dance to beat stress, and cos I dress like I should be in this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjdiDeJ0xg&index=27&list=PLgA_QpnjZQyyg2xGkWCAkeBlscomEi1Fn

    “We gon Light it Up – like’s it”s Dynamite!”

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    I work in IT and I have a unique skill set that I don’t talk about much, because it makes people’s eyes glaze over. But those skills come in handy in surprising ways!

    I had read a rumor that Wikileaks is being hosted on a server based in Russia. This seemed a little far-fetched, so I decided to apply my skills and see if it is true. The verdict is, yes, it is partially true that Wikileaks is hosted on Russian servers.

    Let me explain. The web pages you visit are the products of multiple servers. One server provides content, another handles security, another provides links, advertising, and other secondary content, etc. And there are redundant servers as well that are set up to kick in if the main servers break down or experience higher than usual web traffic. Also, web sites *gather* information about their visitors for various reasons; for example, to develop demographic profiles to determine advertising rates and things of this nature.

    What I found was that Wikileaks is hosted on six servers. Two are based in the Netherlands, two in Norway, and two in Russia. Huh. What do the Russian servers contribute? Who administers them? Are they gathering information about visitors to Wikileaks? As the old saying goes, “enquiring minds want to know”.

    • Count Awesome

      And it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      And eleventy on Cardassia Prime.

      • Lambsendbeds

        All the upvotes for DS9 reference. I floved that show.

    • You and Shypixel could rule the world!

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        You must fear Shypixel, because he knows much more than me. Boogity!

    • davidhollenshead

      The Russian servers handle the Cyrillic Content.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Hmmm…one of the Russian hosts is Mir Telematiki Ltd. Which appears to be an internet service provider. Maybe it’s to monitor traffic?

    • LadyLaz

      You and my husband must be friends.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Very OT, but Steelers owner Dan Rooney dies:

    Born Daniel Milton Rooney, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2000, making the Rooneys only the second father-son combination to be enshrined. Under his leadership since the late 1960s, the Steelers transformed from lovable losers into a Super Bowl dynasty in the 1970s and remain among the most successful and popular franchises in the game.

    A powerful voice in the NFL for decades, often out of the public eye, he helped settle two players’ strikes, served on many league committees and was a confidante and adviser to three commissioners. He fought to give more opportunities for minority coaches to ascend in the NFL, an effort that prompted the adoption of what is known as the Rooney Rule, which requires teams to interview at least one minority coach in the process of hiring a head coach.

    Then at an age when many cut back on their activities, Mr. Rooney took on more in an entirely different field when President Barack Obama appointed him as United States ambassador to Ireland, a job he began two weeks before his 77th birthday.

    tl;dr:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/224222f68d2ce5a8d681af0057a5d8a39ceb024c8a14810b180edf0ea6699d4e.jpg

    • Anna Elizabeth

      RIP, Mr. Rooney. I used to be a Steelers fan, i’ve just lost interest in the NFL the last few years.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Fun fact, the Stillers are the only team in the NFL that has never fired its head coach.

  • janecita
    • would wear. no idea what it means.

    • snark-lurker

      does that cover her boobs?
      *asking for a fiend

      • janecita

        She is 13.

        • snark-lurker

          oh my! me thinked she adult attracting stares for “Hey my eyes are up here,” trap that makes me red-faced all around i will fix it

        • C4TWOMAN

          LOLOL….oh boy someone is red faced….

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    ADL offers White House remedial Holocaust lessons https://t.co/qifI4RRiWO— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 13, 2017

    • Bannon replies, “Who Dis?”

    • davidhollenshead

      Do they actually require Führer Trump to pay attention, or does he get to sit at his desk and look important ???

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • this seems like a great plan….

    • Shoto

      “I sense some tweetstorms on the horizon.”

      We can only hope. Hilarity always ensures.

      • davidhollenshead

        As the CIA knows how to add a little heart medicine to cocaine.

    • davidhollenshead

      Tweet storm after a night of cocaine, perhaps this is how we get rid of Führer Trump.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Could also be, he/we need all hands on deck in DC for a Korean shitstorm over the weekend.

      • DerpyGurdyMan

        Korean Shitstorm, is that a new dessert at Mar-A-Lago?

        • davidhollenshead

          Nope, that is after a meal at the Mar-a-barf-o.

      • davidhollenshead

        All hands except Führer Trump, of course.

      • Suttree

        This great suitcase can uh be activated… From uh the dining room of the u Mar-a-lago uh.

        • davidhollenshead

          Yes, and if you use the wrong code, it self destructs.
          That feature was added for Reagan.

  • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

    5. The NYT says Stephens is a beautiful writer. Great. Facts also matter. https://t.co/OhmehzXwjt— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) April 13, 2017

    • Carpe Vagenda

      The NYT nominated Maureen Dowd for a Pulitzer.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • davidhollenshead

      This way Putin can kill them for Chechnya, what a deal for the despots.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Is that how Drumpf supporters want him to run America like a business?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      This is why the MAGA-hatters et al. love Putin so much.

      If they come for me, I’ll make it expensive, haters. I’ve been hated and abused my whole life, you haters wanna see what happens when I let it loose?

      • Rasilom

        Dont start the machine it feels no pain and has no off switch. My message to any of those ass hats that wanna hate good people and treat them like crap.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Affirmative to that. :) I swear I shall be every bit as merciful to haters as they have been to me.

      • marxalot

        Yup. Do not fuck with someone who has lived through as much shit as I have, because I’m already older than I ever expected to be. I don’t have middle gears anymore, and I assure you it will take a lot of you fuckers to put me down once I get going.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    dirges we doubt were ever moaned low.

    https://twitter.com/MotherJones/status/852621182964817922

    • Shoto

      Today’s installment of “Unhinged Keystone Cops Take Over the Nervous Hospital.” (Includes guest appearance by “MOAB and the Nooklur Kodes.”

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      OMG PUTIN GOT HIM WITH POLONIUM!!! LOOK AT HIS SKIN!!

    • davidhollenshead

      OMG, Mr. Bannon doesn’t look like he just woke up under a bench, after downing two fifths in that photo.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        as which of us has not, but damn. Apparently having an employer who values them for the miasmic stench rising from their rotting soul makes some people let themselves go.

      • marxalot

        gutterpunk libel, yo
        dude has a serious case of Reverse Dorian Grey Syndrome

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    I went out of my way to find an article about how Loli fashion is different from the infamous book, “Lolita”. http://fyeahlolita.blogspot.com/2013/11/why-is-lolita-called-lolita-does-lolita.html Just to clear up some confusion with those who aren’t up-to-date on Harajuku fashion trends.

    • TJ Barke

      Is that what the loli anime term is short for?

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Yes. I’m surprised you didn’t know.

        • TJ Barke

          I don’t do forums and stuff, so I’m not always up on the lingo.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I’ll probs never get to do it, but it’s a dream of mine to shop in Harajuku. :)

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Someday I’ll just bust your door and say, “Go pack; we’re going shopping!”

        • Anna Elizabeth

          I’ll be ready. :D

        • MynameisBlarney
        • kareemachan

          Ooo-ooo!! Can I come? And bring my kid who speaks Japanese?

          • IOnlyLikeCats

            You and your translator are welcome, yes. I don’t want to have to carry around a white board because they can’t understand my accent.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Laura Ashley was more a mid-seventies thing.

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Trends came late to Japan for the longest time.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Ah, OK.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Hi Wonkeroos!

    Just home from work…it was a good day! Actually HELPED my team today. Even got a thank you from one of the members who’s not exactly a fan of me.

    How’s everybody?

    • Congrats!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Thanks friend! How goes our escape mission “Camp Maui”? Today wasn’t great enough to give that up.

        • we are still hitting a wall with funding. and national borders are likely going to be a problem if Twitler has his way ongoing…

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Nicely done! :)

      I’m good, just been living, shopping, scaring haters. XD

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        lol, that’s the way to live i think.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          It was fun, going to the Christian Thrift Store in Black lipstick and booty shorts.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Oh the usual. Dumpster fire merrily burning in White House and we’re out of marshmallows.
      Glad the job is going well.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        thanks C!

    • marxalot

      Shakin’ and bakin’
      (Not like that- Comrade Mom send along her chocolate chip cookie recipe! My weekend is made.)

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Niiiiiice.

    • kareemachan

      After a very productive day yesterday, today was NOT. Damnit, when you need to do something and the website you’re using doesn’t have squat in the way of helpful help, it sucketh. But tomorrow is Friday!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        Heh, technically I was busy, but nothing was a billable task. So in the eyes of hte firm, I was a lazy useless fucker.

        Kinda laughed today cause I had to check on an order from some tiny ass county in texas. (We’re a big damn state, I often encounter cities or towns I’ve never heard of.). I had to call the clerk’s office cause I couldn’t find the online docket. The clerk chuckled and said, “Yeah, we’re not online. Would you like that email to you?”

        NOT ONLINE? Are they druids or something?

        • An Outhouse for the Resistance

          How do they email if not on line?

          • LadyLaz

            He means the docket for a court case isn’t online :)

        • LadyLaz

          You are going to find many small rural courts are not online.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Working really, really, really hard. Ok, not just there, but a second ago I was.

  • Rags

    OT but msm reports 4-5 is prepared to launch a conventional strike at n Korea if they test another nuke. With kim il-sung’s b-day coming up, we could get wwiii in the first hundred days. OMFG.

  • C4TWOMAN

    And nothing rounds out Spicey’s day like having a German chide them for ill considered Nazi comparisons…

    Merkel spokesman chides Trump spokesman for Hitler comparison

    https://www.thelocal.de/20170412/merkel-spokesman-denounces-trump-spokesman-for-hitler-comparison

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Also too, 3 day weekend!
    (Check was smaller because of it, but 3 DAY WEEKEND and no school saturday!)

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Trying not to panic:

    https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/852656275842363392

    OK, but what does the link in the tweet say?

    The U.S. is reportedly ready to launch a preemptive strike against North Korea if officials believe Pyongyang is going to go through with a nuclear weapons test.

    This is just great FFS.

  • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Dammit, 2 minutes on the internet and I’m already bummed. Saw the piece below about Russian concentration camps for LGBTQ, and now this update on the transgender woman arrested for an immigration violation after seeking a protective order on her boyfriend.

    Shit.

    http://www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/crime/2017/04/13/transgender-woman-gets-time-served-stays-jailed/100430560/

    • jesterpunk

      That is why sanctuary cities exist, you cant get anyone to trust the justice system or cooperate if they are scared to talk to the police.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Sorry about posting the first thing, honey. Sending an internet hug your way!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        aw thanks Cally! Good to see you! It’s been awhile. How are things?

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          Fine, considering. Looking forward to Saturday’s tax returns protest!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Those fuckers!

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        yep, if you read that story, she got sentenced to time served on the illegal re-entry charge, which is nice. BUT – she’s got a pending forgery charge and is facing deportation. So she’s either way, she’s staying in jail and will get deported unless she can get asylum based on fear of persecution for transgenderism in mexico. I’ve read those immigration decisions, that are fucking BRUTAL when it comes to getting asylum.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yeah, her psycho ex bf totally fucker her over.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      I’m pretty sure she’d be safer in Canada, at this point.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        no doubt.

      • Claire

        I’m pretty sure all of us would be.

  • marxalot

    There’s a county fair and rodeo about an hour out of town this weekend. This means one thing to me: carnival rides.
    What’s good, y’all? (other than we stand on the brink of WW3 because of Wigham McTinyfist having discovered bombs)

    • mancityRed6

      meh, the last time I was around a carnival I went to the bar instead. the walk back to the room was more thrilling than any carnival ride.

      • marxalot

        Yes, well, I don’t drink anymore and I enjoy velocity. The midway looks preeeeetty goooood.

        • davidhollenshead

          Either that or “borrow” your neighbors Charger, but first make sure to look up the your states definition of Grand Theft Auto, as you only can play with it so long before it stops being “Joy Riding”.

    • kareemachan

      I LOVE carnival rides. Nobody else I know does, tho. Sniff.

    • tehbaddr

      Stay away from the rides. If you want a real thrill, just go scope some of the ladies hanging on guys arms around the games of skill area. You’re sure to have an adventure.

    • Claire

      County fairs terrify me. I’ve read Something Wicked This Way Comes too many times.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Tilt-a-Whirl…

    • Rags

      Go to Cedar Point.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • davidhollenshead

      I thought that Putin didn’t drink…….

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        That yellow liquid?

        It’s not wine.

        • davidhollenshead

          Was it involved in Führer Trump’s black mail video ???

  • Ricky Gay

    Cucks gotta cuck!

  • WiscoJoe

    I’ve never seen a Fast and Furious movie in the theater, but that’s about to change tonight. I thought I should share this news with someone in case the world ends before I get out. It’s all about FAMILY.

    • jesterpunk

      Call me crazy but I like all the Fast and Furious movies, they are not masterpieces but they are all fun movies to watch. Hope you have a good time seeing it tonight.

      • WiscoJoe

        Same here! My dad turned me on to the franchise by telling me it’s basically a soap opera with lots of explosions. I’ve seen them all on video, but I’m actually going to see this one in the theater, on opening night no less. I need the distraction.

      • WiscoJoe

        Also, my podunk theater finally installed luxury recliners, so this is going to be extra decadent.

        • jesterpunk

          Oh nice, the theaters near me only have those uncomfortable folding chairs.

          • WiscoJoe

            Ha, that’s the “budget” theater in my town that shows foreign/indie stuff. The multiplex is a bit better, but not by much.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Fast cars, cute guys, Hawt women, loud music, there are worse ways to spend 90 minutes. :)

        • jesterpunk

          I need to do another marathon and watch the first 7 again. I really like this scene from the first movie.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SWcl5oC0tA

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Nice engine note on that Supra. :) That particular Ferrari is probably my least fave of the marque.

          • Ωbjectifier

            It sure does have a lot of gears!

          • Thiazin Red

            I used to own a Supra. It was from 1987 and there were some holes in the seat, but in terms of driving and not giving me trouble, it was the best car I’ve owned.

    • Jennifer R

      As long as you don’t go in expecting something other than what you get they can be fun.

  • DerpyGurdyMan
  • Reality Killswitch

    Donnie gave full authorization to the military. Military people are not the best at making informed decisions. This is not gonna end well. They are saying now US may preempt strike N. Korea if they get nuclear.

    • davidhollenshead

      Having our military make that decision, is far better than our Führer Trump making it, after doing coke all night long in Florida…….

  • Millswiththethrills

    Is Jeebus coming this weekend for the good among us? Need to know if I should stay drunk all weekend.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      It’s always best to be prepped and pickled.

    • mancityRed6

      hey, if you need an excuse…

    • Picabo

      Yes

    • WiscoJoe
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Spoiler alert: Third day, He rises.

      • Jennifer R

        Sounds more hungover than dead. Maybe a K hole.

        • Claire

          I’ve been that hung over. I can’t recommend it. No wonder the Last Trump is going to be a day of wrath.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      I would feel so much safer if anything in the Bible led me to believe the Rapture was a real thing. And the rest of us were the meek inheriting the Earth.

      • Erala Contratista

        I kinda hope the Rapture is real for the believers and would they just get on with it!!!!!

        • Claire

          For real. I’ll take your house and your cats, virtuous people!

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          The Rapture was 9/11. Those 3,000 souls were the Chosen. This is the End Times.

    • Millswiththethrills

      I mean I drink everything really but Brandy Alexanders and Easter just seem to take the complete meaning out of the day. And more fun than the Cadbury egg.

  • Scooby

    Was he talking about Wikileaks or Trump himself?

  • msanthropesmr
    • MynameisBlarney

      Shrimp n’ grits!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Looks like an awesome feast ahead! :D

    • MynameisBlarney

      We get the Key West Pinks here (shrimp! you gutter minded harlots!) when in season and they’re honestly the best shrimp I’ve ever had.

    • Ωbjectifier

      I have stove envy.

      • MynameisBlarney

        INORITE!?!

        WANT!

  • Reality Killswitch

    We are now involved in three different battlefronts: Syria, Yemen, and Afghanistan! Next on list N. Korea.

    • WiscoJoe

      But are they really three different battlefronts if the pres can’t tell them apart?

      • Reality Killswitch

        I guess. It seems like a convoluted mess. This is all distraction. War is always a cheap republican tactic to distract people from a shortcoming or an ongoing mess.

        • WiscoJoe

          Yes, yes, and yes.

        • Rags

          “4-5: It’s not a simple as some people think.”

    • davidhollenshead

      You forgot California, Oregon, Washington…………

      • Reality Killswitch

        Holy shit, that’s right!

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Yup– one for each “foreign agent” revelation this week.

  • TootsStansbury

    Let’s not forget the roles turtleface McConnell, probably Paul Ryan, much of the rest of the GOP uh leadership, parts if not all of the FBI and most of the media played in this disaster. They enabled this bed shitting, fascist, civilization destroying mess. I hate them all.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • davidhollenshead

      They keep taking Führer Trump’s phone away, because of his tweeting after cocaine habit…….

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      Its only for tweeting.

  • jesterpunk
    • Ωbjectifier

      But I am le tired.

    • Jonny On Maui

      You California and Alaska folk can come hang all you want…

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      OMG I remember this from W’s years! Thanks for posting it!

  • WiscoJoe

    I don’t know what’s worse… a bad hombre like Dump controlling the military or the President authorizing the military to do whatever they want no questions asked. BRB, banging my head against a wall.

    • davidhollenshead

      An evening with our Führer Trump & dinner at Mar-a-barf-o

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    I’m making the Syrian chicken. (I confess I added potatoes and green beans, though. I know this drives some recipe bloggers crazy- sorry Pinkham!). It smells amazing!

    https://wonkette.com/615324/taste-of-home-spicy-syrian-style-chicken-thighs

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Here’s an oldie, seems apropos:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • Nick Scroggs

    Okay, I’m just gonna ask, how did Wikileaks go form an impartial example of what journalism is to be, and instead cozied up with idiots when it’s founded like an anarcho, cypher-punk collective against the establishment? How did it go from the Afghanistan War Logs and free speech against repressive and authoritarian regimes, to Jewish Conspiracy peddling? What went wrong?

    • Jennifer R

      Nothing went wrong, the arc was the plan the whole time.

    • WiscoJoe

      Assange. The org started out with some actual decent people who cared about their convictions and acted with (relative) integrity. Then Assange alienated everyone, the good people fled, and Assange and a handful of deadenders were left to do whatever they wanted.

      • Nick Scroggs

        But it just seems weird a guy with a rebel fighter/martyr complex and ego like Assange would suddenly go full hypocrite and aid authoritarian regimes, I mean I wouldn’t try and save my own ass by working with those who I want to fight against. although,, hmm, Injustice Gods Among Us, hmm, maybe he did do it save his ass, to hell with ideals

        • Jennifer R

          $$$

        • WiscoJoe

          From what I’ve read Assange has always supported authoritarian regimes, which is why his mission is to discredit western democracies. That’s one reason so many original Wikileakers left. They realized Assange didn’t actually support their ideals.

          • Nick Scroggs

            I miss John Brunner.

  • mailman27

    It’s all good with our eastern pallskies as long as the sanctions get lifted. And they will, if only for the sake of $500B in profit for Sec State Rex. And kickbacks for his employer, goes w/out saying. We’re less than 100 days in, and I truly believe that this will turn out to be our most corrupt administration.

    • Millswiththethrills

      This Afghanistan bombing to me seems like a very corporate move. Hey you know what we have sitting in inventory we’ve never used?! It even has its own Acronym whaaat!

      • Millswiththethrills

        Just gonna max and relax this religious holiday weekend and bomb the shit out of motherfuckers. Also, too, collateral damage countdown in 1..2..literally never.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • MynameisBlarney
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Tell us, NYT’s Nicolas Kristof, how can we stand up to Donald and win?

    To students of resistance — patriotic resistance! — let me offer three lessons from my own experience reporting on pro-democracy movements over decades, from China to Egypt, Mongolia to Taiwan.

    First, advocates are often university-educated elites who can come across as patronizing. So skip the lofty rhetoric and emphasize issues of pocketbooks and corruption. Centrist voters may not care whether Trump is riding roughshod over institutions, but they’ll care if he rips them off or costs them jobs.

    Second, movements must always choose between purity and breadth — and usually they overdo the purity. It’s often possible to achieve more with a broader coalition, cooperating with people one partially disagrees with. I think it was a mistake, for example, for the Women’s March to disdain “pro-life” feminists.

    Third, nothing deflates an authoritarian more than ridicule. When Serbian youths challenged the dictator Slobodan Milosevic, they put his picture on a barrel and rolled it down the street, allowing passers-by to whack it with a bat.

    I’ll quibble about the pro-life feminists–I’m not convinced there are very many of those. But the rest is spot on. #Resist!

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Anti-woman feminists seems…contradictory!

      • Jennifer R

        And yet the second wave hasn’t totally died off yet.

        • Serai 1

          Fuck no. We’re still here and we’re still angry.

          • Jennifer R

            :cough: second wave are the old anti trans folk

          • Serai 1

            Making generalizations, I see.

          • Jennifer R

            Rather that the difference between second wave and third wave is cathy brennon.

      • Shoto

        ♫ I am woman, hear me roar. I just slammed my foot in the door… ♫

        Or something like that.

    • Jamoche

      Not very many, and not disdained – the pro-lifers that made the news were the ones whinging that they couldn’t get the whole thing to focus on their agenda.

    • Serai 1

      I definitely agree with the purity part. It’s the one great failing of the left – how eager we can be to cut off anyone who disagrees even slightly, or on some side issue that isn’t relevant to the topic at hand. Meanwhile, the guys on the right put aside their differences when it’s wartime, which is why they keep winning even though their policies are so utterly harmful to everyone but themselves.

      • Shoto

        This.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      He basically says, don’t listen to Nocolas Kristof. Wealthy elitist douches don’t lead a resistance.

    • Shoto

      “It’s often possible to achieve more with a broader coalition, cooperating with people one partially disagrees with…”

      Correct. Don’t let perfect become the enemy of good. If the boats are rowing in the same, general direction, then utilize that opportunity. Worry about minutiae only after the objective has been achieved. More often than not, those differences will become irrelevant (or disappear entirely) at that time.

      “The Left” needs to learn this lesson.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • MynameisBlarney

      HA!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Also too, the asshole of a rabid mangy ferret.

  • Picabo

    Jim Wright nails it again.
    http://www.stonekettle.com/

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    I’m seeing a pattern here.

    “The only reason they wanted the vote on Thursday is because it’s the anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, ObamaCare, passing. Who cares about that?” she told CBS4 in Miami.

    North Korea is making preparations for a nuclear test in a show of … in Pyongyang as the country prepares to mark the 105th anniversary of the birth of the country’s founder Kim Il Sung.

    Many people in different countries celebrate the anniversary of Jesus Christ’s crucifixion and death on the Friday before Easter Sunday. Or Saturday, NK time.

    • WiscoJoe

      The tomahawk strike on Syria was on the 100th anniversary of the US entering WWI.

      First as tragedy, then as farce…

  • Anna Elizabeth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

    ~It’s all over and I’m standing pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenir
    Just to prove the world was here
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you, and let it go

  • Reality Killswitch

    Russia has this: Father of All Bombs. They may put it to use now.

  • Suttree

    Looking out at NYC at dusk. The sky has just turned the most amazing shade of blue. Living in Jersey ain’t too bad.

    • Suttree

      Gah! And it is done and over with. It was just that perfect moment!

      • Suttree

        It also happens at sunrise too. That moment before the sun crests. With the city as a backdrop. It’s no wonder that I am always awake at that hour.

      • Serai 1

        I know the moment you mean. I’m always amazed at that span of seconds when the sky over the sunset turns lavender, myself.

        • Suttree

          Sitting on the fifth floor of a building that was built in the pre-war era….It just gives me a sense of place.

    • Serai 1

      The clouds over L.A. are particularly soft and pretty just now. Active too – they’re drifting along at a visible. pace.

      • Yr. Gma

        And when the sun sets, they’ll be a beautiful shade of orange. Only thing orange I want to look at these days.

    • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit
  • Jennifer R

    Just had a good one!
    naranjo noriega

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Pompeo also defended WikiLeaks during the campaign.

    He has a long way go to atone.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Jennifer R

    Have one that keeps me going some days.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_9s-u58q0

  • MynameisBlarney
    • MynameisBlarney

      *CAUTION! DRUMMER ABSOLUTELY MURDERS THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE DRUMS! NOT FOR CHILDREN OR THE FAINT OF HEART!*

  • Doug Langley

    Last week when I set up my Go Fund Me account, some people said they would like to contribute but wouldn’t get paid until this week. Well, I’ve left it up and anyone who’s interested can get it here:

    gofundme.com/dougs-expenses

    I really appreciate what everyone has done, thanks.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      Congrats on surpassing your goal!

      • Doug Langley

        I used the extra to pay bills. Which reminds me, a couple more just came.

        Oh yeah, and they messed up the food stamps. Waited half an hour on the phone just to be told something different than the last person said. And got a notice to fax in lease and bills which I DID last week already. Jesus Christ, why do they get jobs and I can’t???

        • SeekingResistanceBarbie

          Bummer. The food stamps will help. I was unemployed for 6 moths until November. It was hard to be passed over.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Picabo
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Had this been Obama and he had

      Oh hell, just fuck it.

      • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

        Even the health inspection at Mal a Justed would have tanked him.

    • Mike

      She ain’t wrong…:(

  • yyyaz

    Herr Trumpenfuehrer is now referring to our armed forces as “my military.”

  • medcannabis1

    Until the Trump Adm is done being investigated and tried for collusion and possibly treason there should be not more ” executive orders” from a Russian mole.
    Treason is Trumps Brand!

    • jesterpunk

      We should also invoke the McConnell rule and not pass or confirm anything while the president is in his last year in office.

      • Shoto

        We should also invoke the Break McConnell’s Legs rule. With votes.

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      Or any Supreme Court appointments. Or taxpayer funded advertisements for a $200,000 a year country club’s chocolate cake. Hasn’t been a good year for “should nots”, has it?

    • Snopes Shop

      Why is the Russian mole allowed to drop bombs?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I’ll be sure to point this out to any lefter-than-thou types I may encounter:

    https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/852669013679321088

    • Nick Scroggs

      They’re both war hawks, I just thought the one who’s just more cold than Trump would win.

      • LadyLaz

        Yes. A cool head would be far worse than the Donald

        • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

          An experienced cool head.

          • Snopes Shop

            An experienced cool head who isn’t a literal maniac.

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy
      • BadKitty904

        Oh, shut up, Bernie.

        • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

          Doing my part to derail the derailing!

    • Mike

      Yeah, but…her emails…..!!!!

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Oh well. I am free of my abusive family, finally living my life as best I can as an independent woman. Last month I took a man half my age to bed for the best sex of my life, and I’m sitting here with friends and music and food to eat. If this is a world brought low so one needle-dicked loser can rise above, I have few regrets. :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X683kO4ZcKA

  • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy
    • Shoto

      “Them splosions blowed up good!”

      — Unhinged Orange Donnie

  • Nick Scroggs
  • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

    Trump has all the best parties. Simply tremendous.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_bFDPiqYA

  • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

    Yay! An asshole said a not-asshole thing and totally pissed on Rump’s fascist parade! Way to go, Pompeo!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3535ebfac270aaf171654fdf364096656468433510b8c7f50c0782b213ab91ef.gif

    • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

      Is our trumpkins learning?

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        Yes, they’re learning. Slowly, though.

      • Shoto

        “They’re gettin’ learned up real good.”

        — Betsy DeVos

  • tehbaddr

    Little Donny got to drop the BIGGEST BOMB THERE WAS EVAH (that wasn’t nukelar)!

    • Anna Rompage

      That’s not totally true, the Russians have a conventional bomb that’s 4 times larger!

      • tehbaddr

        So he’s exaggerating again!

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Let’s just hope that he doesn’t get the appetite for nukes…

    • Shoto

      Doesn’t he Drop Big Bombs while he’s sitting on his Golden Throne, firing out unhinged tweets at Insane O’Clock in the morning?

  • Alexander Stallwitz
    • Rick Hill

      Finally! I’ve been looking for this strip for a while. I got hooked and forgot to bookmark it and it got lost in the shuffle. Thanks

  • Anna Rompage

    Ah fuck, the convection fan on my oven is making sounds like the John Holmes of raccoons is having it’s way with some poor innocent sweet virgin raccoon..

    • Jennifer R

      That sounds kind of hot.

      • Anna Rompage

        High pitched squealing, is not my idea of a good time….

        • Erala Contratista

          There’s lots of growling also, too….

        • Jennifer R

          You and I might be thinking of different kinds of raccoons.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      You know, Donald Trump is the castrato of raccoons. Didn’t know if you had heard.

    • wait! what?

      There must be a metric ton of cocaine in there…

  • LadyLaz

    I am the tub. The only thing positive right now is that I am home for Easter to see the cool part of my family. We rock Easter the way only drunk whiskeypalians can.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Anna Rompage

      Seeing that both Republicans and Dems on the House intel committee have called him out on his BS and rebutted his claims, it’s not all that shocking….

    • BadKitty904

      WHAT “Nunes investigation”? He hasn’t “investigated” zip.

      • Shoto

        Um…The one that’s been dropped into the Mariana Trench?

    • Prof. T. Green Bastard

      I don’t need details. Just a pic of him shuffling off a bus in cuffs & an orange jumpsuit will be fine. It’s cool, I’ll wait.

  • OT: IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE…

    NETFLIX will release ALL NEW EPISODES of Mystery Science Theater 3000 in about four hours.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ct0Z2bQndM

    Quite a few rabid devoted MSTies number in my friends and they say the new shows are TERRIFIC.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Hey, Felicia Day, Patton Oswalt, Joel and no Mike? I’m in.

      • mancityRed6

        I don’t play favorites, Mike was just as good and rifftrax showed it.
        Of course, I also liked cinematic titanic.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          You know, I really tried to be above this, but given what Mike proudly said about the way he looks at the world, I feel queasy about laughing at anything he says in case I’m accidentally being as ignorant as he is.

          • mancityRed6

            a friend of mine likes skrewdriver for their music, and I’ve known him for 24 years. there are just some things I don’t look too much into.
            ignorance can be bliss, sometimes.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        With some help from our robot friends.

      • Shoto

        Could use some Frank Conniff.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          It could. Apparently there were money issues. I’m kind of pissed about that.

    • YourNameHere

      YES. I AM IN END OF THIS.

    • tehbaddr

      Which of therm robots is r2d2?

  • Shoto
  • Reximus

    bigly…

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Glad to know the military is as freaked out as we are:

    https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/852660864931045376

    • BadKitty904

      Actions have consequences, guys.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      That’s exactly what you would expect them to say.

      “More gin, Cousin Itt?”

      Yes, another bottle please.

    • Rags

      4-5 : “Hold my beer.”

  • Mike

    Bill Palmer at the Palmer Report is saying the first big arrests in the Trump/Russia scandal could be as early as next week….
    I don’t know what you guys think of The Palmer Report (it’s an opinion site with links to back up claims) but Bill has been right way more than wrong and first to press on 5 stories by my count…
    Anyway, it’s worth a read and maybe cruise some of the other stories. It sounds like the case is coming together.
    http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/intel-sources-first-big-arrests-in-donald-trumps-russia-scandal-could-come-next-week/2301/

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Yes, this nightmare’s finally ending…

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        If we survive the saber-rattling

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Unless of course, there should happen to be some kind of unforeseen conflict in East Asia over the weekend.

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        You say “unforseen”, I say “giant distraction”.

        • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

          The Mother Of All Distractions, even.

      • Mike

        No joke…that’s fkin spooky…

      • Crank Tango

        We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

      • georgiaburning

        A little too early for Seven Days in May

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • memzilla Ω
    • wait! what?

      I have to wonder if the N. Korean endgame is going to be Jim Jonesian in design.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Oh shit. Farewell from Los Angeles if that happens!

      • mancityRed6

        you have more of a chance of the Big One breaking you off into the ocean first.

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          That might be preferable to living under the reign of Donald the Terrible.

          • mancityRed6

            beach front property on both sides, what’s not to like?

      • weejee

        Don’t think Little Kim has the boost to throw things that far, something like 9,300 km. Not sure he can reach Seattle either at 8K, but…

        • laineypc

          They have to make the bombz littler first.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Apparently, Shitgibbon is promising to do some kind of bombing to keep it from happening. Probably why he dropped a giant bomb in the middle of the Afghani desert. Warning shot.

      We’re so fucked

    • Pinkham’s Law

      I wonder if they have any that are air-deliverable. If so, bye bye Seoul!

      • Rags

        bus- deliverable would work

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance
  • House0fTheBlueLights
    • cmd resistor

      I am going to try that this weekend hopefully

      • Shanzgood

        Me, too.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Yay! Looks yummy!

    • BadKitty904

      It is undocumented?

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Sent my leftovers home with a Lebanese friend. He said that they would call it “peasant food.” Not a slam, just their term for what we call “home-cooking!” He gave his stamp of approval, that it was very good, and very legit as to its authenticity.

  • mancityRed6

    I’m drinking PBR with a good splash of a cheap bottled in bond bourbon (100 proof). I’m hoping I’ll wake up when this is all over.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • mancityRed6

      “It was given a bump by computer programs used to boost stories on social media (one Twitter account used #SyriaHoax 155 times). A foreign government might have had a hand in this: the Senate has heard testimony that Russia used this technique to spread fake news stories during last year’s election.”

      • weejee

        The Intertube equivalent of a high colonic.

  • Suttree

    Just cause I love this fucking song. And I’m grooving out to it. It makes me think about stuff and thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-68-iOHYrY

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Here’s how much moderating influence Ivanka has over Donald:

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/852669381045866496

    • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

      Trump signs whatever’s put in front of him. He’s like the Ron Burgundy of POTUSes.

      • mancityRed6

        libels! there is no earthly low in comparison to the current *gags* administration.

    • Apple Scruff

      Ivanka wants to LOOK like a moderating influence, but I doubt she TRIES to be a one. She’d actually have to care about an issue first and she so very clearly does not.

      If she really cared about PP, she could have stepped in and told her dad not to sign the thing and he likely would have listened. But she doesn’t give a shit.

      • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

        She’s merely canny enough to not look like a total cunt.

        Must have got that from her mother’s side.

        • Apple Scruff

          Don’t worry, the jig is up and more people are catching onto her cuntiness every single day.

          • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

            Still enough to retain a customer base once this kleptocracy is over, I reckon.

        • Shanzgood

          Mom got out. Even if she was initially pushed, she left. Ivanka is still in there like an antibiotic-resistant infection.

    • Jamoche
    • georgiaburning

      The MSM is desperate to find a way to normalize 45, it would make so much less work for them. As for Ivanka, she does have a talent for plating shit with brass and convincing people it’s pure gold. DNA?

  • Shanzgood

    Not even giving him any points for not mis-gendering Manning.

  • Anna Rompage
    • fredoandme

      they look good. you gonna grill those? or saute them, maybe?

      write back soon.

      • Anna Rompage

        It’s a pretty small harvest, so I was going to braise them down with a little kale & fennel bulb, then serve that over a little pasta along with some roasted chicken…

    • MynameisBlarney

      ASPERSIONS LIBELZ!

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Those look like they’ll be marvelously tender!

      • Anna Rompage

        They are, few things in the world beat asparagus out of the garden. These little guys are just the very first flush of some of the smaller crowns I have going.

        I’ve got about a 15’x15′ asparagus patch, and by mid-may, will be balls deep in the best asparagus ever!

        • Pinkham’s Law

          15X15? That’s HUGE! 0.0 When I was a kid, we had a 4 X 4 patch, and that gave plenty for a family of 4.

          • Anna Rompage

            Did I mention I really love asparagus, and my goal is to have enough, to one day, make pickles out of them?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Also, too; sweet fuckin knoif ya got there!
      Damascus steel?

      • Anna Rompage

        Yeah, it’s a Shun….

        It’s a great knife, but if I’d known more about japanese steel when I bought it, I’d likely have gotten something different.

        On the plus side, I got this and a 6″ Shun chefs knife on clearance and paid less than $100 for both knives…

        • MynameisBlarney

          I’d say that’s just a weeeeee bit moar better than Damascus steel.

          • Anna Rompage

            If I had it all to do over, I would have bought some lovely carbon steel based Damascus knives… These are technically damascus, but made of stainless…

            Being a woodworker, I’ve come to love high quality japanese carbon steel for my chisels & plane blades…

            I can get them sharp enough where a hair on the back of my hand springs off with just the slightest touch of the blade…

            There’s razor sharp, and then there’s this

    • Shanzgood

      I made a nice roast meal the other night with asparagus and red potatoes and andouille sausage and such with olive oil and spices. I imagine it would be even nicer with your fresh greens!

      • MynameisBlarney

        Jeeeeezus!

        That sounds fuckin’ AWESOME!

        • Shanzgood

          I haz recipe, hang on…

        • Shanzgood

          I couldn’t find your original reply so I went to Disqus.

          Here ya go. I used andouille sausage and even my picky “I don’t like spicy things” teen daughter ate it all up.

          Sorry about the blog thing and the ads and blah blah.

          Only adds/changes I would say is I used about a whole lb of sausage and might have tried the oven heat a bit higher to get some more scorch going. Also, I toss anything needing oil in a bowl instead of on the sheet pan because tossing it on a sheet pan sounds like a stupid way to do it.

          http://www.chelseasmessyapron.com/roasted-garlic-potatoes-and-sausage/

          • MynameisBlarney

            Excellent! Thank you!

      • Anna Rompage

        That sounds lovely and would love the recipe if it’s handy!

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Gorgeous! I finally got my roots in this year, so all I can do is enjoy the lovely ferns.

      • Anna Rompage

        Let them go till the very end of the season, if you ever seen berries forming on the plants, let them go until they turn red, pluck them off the plants, and then rake them into the soil really well.

        It’ll double or triple the amount of crowns you have, though it takes about 4 years for the babies to become mature enough to harvest

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          I knew about the leaving them; did NOT know about re-planting the berries. Great advice, thank you!

  • Courser_Resistance

    JFC, It’s only Thursday and I feel like my head is about to explode.

    After resurrecting my resume from a backup drive and updating it, I finally completed my application for the job in Oakland! and my Manager emailed me to say he supports me! Telephone conference with a shrink this morning about my anxiety and Trump promptly drops the MOAB on Afghanistan.

    You know that’s almost too much to absorb in one day on top of my NORMAL job!

    • BadKitty904

      Ignore Trump for the time being. Focus on Real Life.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        This cannot be repeated often enough. You gotta take a break, sometimes.

        • BadKitty904

          Amen, amen, amen.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      People shouldn’t have to be scared, unsure and filled with anxiety because of our elected leaders. That is not the way it’s supposed to work. I’m so sorry that’s happening to you. No part of this makes me angrier than this shit.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Hey, I’m hanging in there by my lovely lavender fingernails, darlin! The whipsawing back and forth is driving me buggy, tho.

    • mancityRed6

      we survived Nixon, Reagan, and W. even HW no matter what his intentions were.
      we will survive this.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Jamoche

    Think WalMart greeter is a secure job when you’re too old to work but too broke to retire?
    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/88-year-old-Walmart-greeter-fired-after-wild-11072225.php
    ” The 88-year-old Walmart greeter who was working the doors the day a wild turkey wound up inside the store says he was shocked to learn a few days later that he’d been fired because of the incident.”

    (Well, no. I don’t think that because I know WalMart is evil. But it is what a lot of people get stuck with.)

    • Yr. Gma

      He didn’t greet the turkey? It’s true that in some areas, WalMart is about all there is.

      • Jamoche

        He didn’t check its receipt when it left.

    • Sophia

      What was he supposed to do, shoot it?

  • Pinkham’s Law

    Reposting, to see what kind of nibbles I get. I have 6 maybes,. Far to soon to make any concrete plans, but enough to make me think it might be doable.

    If Pinky did a drinkything as an eclipse viewing party, how many wonkers would show up? It’s a Monday – Aug 21 – in the middle of the afternoon. At my house, the partial eclipse would begin at 1:13:12PM, with totality beginning at 2:41:55PM, lasting for 2 minutes, 26 seconds. Assuming the “after” partial lasts as long as the “before,” it won’t be totally over until ~3:10 PM.

    To be clear, this would be an invitation to my home, in Columbia, SC. We have more than adequate street parking, and we have a beautiful, private yard, with a small pool and plenty of seating (table seating for 24, plus scattered benches, lounge chairs, etc). It isn’t a huge yard, but it is very well arranged, and we have hosted parties as large as 100 in it in the past.

    If more than a couple people are coming, I would need donations to cover food/drinks, but would gladly prepare the foods and pick up beverages. Any interest? Should I discuss with Hubby?

    • Shanzgood

      I would like to join and I’d be be happy to donate toward hospitality expenditures and efforts but even if nobody else has said “yes” yet you should definitely discuss with hubby right the hell now.

      • Yr. Gma

        Shan has a point. Hubbies tend to get a little testy when we don’t let them in on stuff ahead of time. Well, mine does.

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          They need to just get right over that!

          (Maybe this is why we keep fighting?)

        • Pinkham’s Law

          He really can’t say no. We’ve had dozens of parties here since we’ve been together, and this will be the first one that I’ve asked for. :) Now, circumstances could make it not happen! You never know what life’s going to throw at you. But, he really can’t just say, “No. I don’t want to.”

      • Pinkham’s Law

        He’s still getting over last week’s surgery, so he tires early. Too late to get into it tonight. Will be discussing it tomorrow – earlier in the day.

    • SeekingResistanceBarbie

      That sounds awesome! It’s too soon for me to say if I could make it there since I’m 1600 miles away and would have to take vacation time.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      This is where I was in ’79. Brandon actually, not Winnipeg. It’s not just the spectacle of a darkened Sun in the sky, you can watch the umbral shadow race across the landscape at several hundred miles per hour and suddenly, you are on another planet. Best to be on flat land or over water.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gr7aTtg4

    • Jonny On Maui

      If you weren’t a quarter of the planet away…

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Damn. Traveling to/from Paradise is pricey, isn’t it? Even this far out, looking at a grand, round trip. Coach. 0.0

        • Jonny On Maui

          Yup! Gotta save those trips for emergencies…

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      We will be visiting family near Kansas City – right in the middle of totality! If any Wonkers in the KC area wanna do a drinky thing around there, LMK.

      Tragically, I will be keeping the kids from their first day of school – that is, unless we have to make up for our $84 million education budget shortfall by just not starting classes again, ever. (Ask me why I think they’re better served by missing that first day to witness a once-in-a-lifetime event.)

    • SayItWithWookies

      MPeg and I were just talking about potential eclipse plans — it would be awesome to experience it with our fellow Wonketteers — let me check with her and see, but put as down as more than a maybe.

  • LarryHoudini

    Strange that we might soon be fighting a war with N Korea . . . you’d think two nuclear armed, authoritarian whackaloons with fucked up hairdos would be able to find some common ground.
    Sorry in advance, 10 million citizens of Seoul!

    • Nick Scroggs

      There can be only one.

      • LarryHoudini

        Well, Kim Yong Un was his country’s leader first. Sorry Donald, you go to prison.

    • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend

      Soon, it may be difficult to get parts for your Kia Sorento.

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        You are bad and should feel bad.

        I’m glad me and Mrs. Itt have Toyotas.

        Wait.

    • boyblue122

      Its a test to see which of the two leaders has the bigger………..bomb

    • WotsAllThisThen

      It seems they have found common ground. They both love big bombs!

    • vivian

      Just a reminder to all… some of us have family there. It is not so funny.

      • LarryHoudini

        Believe me, the idea of war there is not funny to me at all. I hope Trump doesn’t push it, especially because it would be other countries directly in harm’s way, and not the US. Sorry if I came off as glib.

        • vivian

          No worries. I know folks here have their hearts in the right place; just sometimes the jokes hit close to home ; )

  • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit
  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Is Pompeo Italian for “hypocrite”?

    https://twitter.com/LaurenWern/status/852616900962078721

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Chadwells

    Holy shit…how did I miss the news that Charlie Murphy died?! Man…that sucks. That mother fucker was funny as fuck! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5b90316f4efd666a5e160e7a273e4bb8c6a58dc6af9cb0307c690905528cf76c.gif

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Damn.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yeah.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • MynameisBlarney

      YAY!
      WWIII!
      Everybody dies!

    • Crank Tango

      We need to kill cable news, is what I think. Also half the interwebz.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Once the nukulars are flyin’, that won’t be an issue.

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        Nawh, just Fox News. The rest are, with some exceptions, okay in my book

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Crank Tango

    Hey, any statistics-y people in here? I am proofreading something and the chart is full of standard deviation and mean crap and the numbers use commas where I would expect decimal points, is that right or the result of a French writer?

    • Nick Scroggs

      Think it’s because you’re a French writer, here in the US commas are used to separate in long numbers.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        Typically they settle out of court, instead.

        • Nick Scroggs

          I’m aware that I mistyped sued instead of used. Fixed.

    • Thiazin Red

      Yes, I’ve seen that in European writing. Confusing as hell.

      • Crank Tango

        Yeah I am used to it when I am translating, this is just something written in English so it threw me.

    • tehbaddr

      Used as a decimal, if there is no space afterwards.

      • Crank Tango

        so a comma is ok?

        • tehbaddr

          In proper context, yes. Ever see a comma without a space afterwords? If no space it is common European notation in numbers as a decimal point.

          • Crank Tango

            Oh well fuck if I know then. These numbers look dumb, starting with a comma even.

        • Courser_Resistance

          In a number, where we would use a period or decimal, yes.

          • Crank Tango

            But this IS for us. It’s for publication in a US journal.

          • tehbaddr

            The writer just used it. That’s what editors are for. Unless it is so badly formatted as to make it impossible to understand. That might well be the case.

          • Courser_Resistance

            They may have just optical character read the document, which in case they wouldn’t have been fixed. Not at all uncommon these days. I deal with it every day.

          • Crank Tango

            Yeah I get a lot of OCR stuff, but my pet peeve these days is people using speech recognition software and not noticing dumb words, like in an accounting doc the used “picture” instead of “future.”

          • Doug Langley

            In US, we type one million as:

            1,000,000

            A thousand and three fourths is:

            1,000.75

            You’re welcome.

          • Crank Tango

            Yes that does look familiar.

          • tehbaddr

            Perhaps the authors need to pay more attention to the ITAs.

    • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

      Also, too, many european countries use a period in currency, instead of a comma. Bloody foreigners!

      • Crank Tango

        Yep, or a space. I remember shitting my pants in France the first time I saw prices, between them being in francs and using commas, and kilos, I thought grapes cost a thousand dollars a kilo.

      • tehbaddr

        That and the dd/mm/yy thing! I had a hard time readjusting when I got back to the US after being AUS for a few years.

        • A_Changeling

          But mm/dd/yy makes no sense – how do Americans with OCD deal with it?

          • tehbaddr

            Well, ‘Merikans say April 13, 2017. Not, the 13th of April, 2017

          • A_Changeling

            I finally realized that’s the reason recently, but
            >twitch<

          • tehbaddr

            It was the 13th of April, in the year of our lord 2017 >TWITCH!<

    • Courser_Resistance

      Result of a European writer. They can be extremely picky. After I judged a field trial in Italy, I had to go back and fix all my ‘1s. they use a big sweepy stroke on the front, like the tiny one we have in type.

    • A_Changeling

      I’ve been confused by this (on the other side of the issue) so I just had to go to Wikipedia, and now I know that Britain and Malta use decimal points in Europe + Switzerland uses it for Swiss currency and Luxembourg uses both.
      —* The more you know

    • Damn metric system!

      • tehbaddr

        m,k,s!

  • Nick Scroggs
    • MynameisBlarney

      Never. Flying. Again.
      ‘Cept maybe puddle jumpers.

  • YourNameHere

    For Easter my relative sent me a book called The Book of Mysteries. What in the fuck is this? I have the Minor Key of Solomon somewhere. Will that help?

    • Thiazin Red

      Is it like Mysteries of the Unknown? My mom had those, and i loved reading them as a kid. Or is it a proper occult book?

  • cheetojeebus

    Am I being silly to think that the Afganistan drop was a dry run for dropping one on the cave Friday night caving it in and heading off the test and destroying their test site?

    • MynameisBlarney

      I fucking hope so.

      • cheetojeebus

        The Hill has me worried.

    • Nick Scroggs

      What’s this cave I keep hearing about?

      • memzilla Ω
      • cheetojeebus
        • Nick Scroggs

          Wait, any sources saying that they’re gonna bomb it tomorrow night? Because if so, I’m going out to eat pizza slices off nun’s genitalia while singing “We’ll Meet Again.” Might as well.

          • cheetojeebus

            I was just speculatin’ on when. You monster!!11

          • Nick Scroggs

            Uh, hate to sound like like an idiot, but what does 11 mean in this context? besides, what’s wrong with giving a whole convent the ride of their lives before the nukes fly?

          • jowgajen

            Means their finger slipped off the shift key when hitting ! some more.

          • TJ Barke

            The joke is that they can’t manage to keep shift pressed down while typing out exclamation points.

          • Nick Scroggs

            I get that part.

          • Not a damn thing, if you’re (and they’re) into that sort of thing.

          • therblig

            once you go wimple, it’s never as simple

    • Jennifer R

      It can’t be dropped from a bomber, they have to use turboprop cargo planes to slowly lumber it over the site. NK would shoot it down before it got close.

    • not_vh

      i fear that he has discovered that when does military things people pay attention and don’t scrutinize him or say negative things. he gets to be authority figure and deference is shown.

      and hence the MOAB. biggest non-nuclear sounds very much in the spirit of the most beautiful cake.

      i hope i’m wrong.

      • cheetojeebus

        I just noticed Roguepotus is saying this was a leaked story to bluff DRPK. We can only hope, you’re right tho, he’s connected the dots re favorable press and bombs.

  • Jennifer R

    At least my scale is giving me good news. 175.2 just a measly 1/5 of a pound from my current goal.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Nicely done! :)

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Wow, congrats!

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Reality Killswitch

    Once people turn liberal, they don’t have enough children. So the right takes over and it’s difficult to win. Conservatives factions are the scariest things to any country. Look at what’s happening in Turkey. The whole entire government has changed and they are going after the left. And we you have a low IQ/or no education, is easy to control these people.

    • TootsStansbury

      Sounds kinda like cancer.

      • Reality Killswitch

        Pretty much.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Nick Scroggs

      They won’t, they never do. It’s like being at the DMV and decide to deliberately drag the line along for five more minutes for no reason. Only it ends with mega-death.

  • Tallmutha

    It’s an open thread.

    Hi!

    • Tallmutha

      I’ve been looking at the picture I posted this morning in some ill-begotten exchange with Suttree (but I repeat myself) of myself as a hormone-sodden adolescent with long hair and a terrible attitude. I was a fairly cute kid I guess. Too bad I didn’t know my ass from my elbow about women. I might have gotten laid more than once or twice.

      I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

      • TJ Barke

        Are you me from the future?

        • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit
          • TJ Barke

            Uh oh, she’s cuh-razy…

        • Tallmutha

          I don’t know how old you are, but I’ll say it right now: unless you have one eye in the middle of your forehead, GO OUT AND FIND SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH. ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT AND YOU’LL REGRET IT IF YOU DON’T.

          • TJ Barke

            You may be right… But I’ll probably screw it up.

          • Tallmutha

            STOP THINKING.

          • TJ Barke

            I CAN’T HELP IT!

        • Doug Langley

          Yes, and I’m here to tell you DON’T DRIVE BY THE AIRPORT TOMORROW MORNING!!!

  • memzilla Ω
    • jowgajen

      So it is written, so shall it be. Trump Plaza of the Ozarks.

    • boyblue122

      No major US Cities that are worth building in will help put up a Drumpf tower

    • Master Contrail Program

      Trump Tower Centralia sounds nice. Or Pripyat.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Trump’s not going to be mad. Assange needs to be gotten rid of to hide the evidence. Basically Trump is going to act like “Irish” Jimmy after the Lufthansa heist in Goodfellas. I wouldn’t be surprised if a couple of Ecuadoran garbagemen are going to find his body on their route. It’s also very possible that a strung-out Steve Bannon tries to sell a bag of useless handguns to Trump while Trump is wearing his bathrobe.

    Someone cue the piano part from “Layla”

    • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

      And then, hopefully, he gets to live out the rest of his life as a shnook.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • I have a new flavour of tea steeping away. Tea and cookies for Maddow time tonight…

  • boyblue122

    Washington Post source on the Donnie wants to start a war with N Korea story

    https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/852681180273037313

  • Apple Scruff

    OMG IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO TRUMP TALK ABOUT THAT ‘BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF CHAWKLATE CAKE’ ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO HAVE A RAGE STROKE.

    • Apple Scruff
      • jowgajen

        That fucker is a tarted up frozen pastry from Sysco. Sad.

      • Left Coast Tom

        We’re talking about an alleged “man” who orders steak well-done then dumps a bottle of ketchup on top of it.

        • TJ Barke

          Moneyed trailer trash.

        • Tallmutha

          Do we know he doesn’t like his cake the same way?

          • Doug Langley

            Hmm . . . those layers DO look a bit like ketchup.

          • Tallmutha

            GGUWWWAAUUUULLLP

        • boyblue122

          Everytime I hear that Trump puts ketchup on his steak the dialogue from National Lampoon’s vacation runs through my head

          “Is that *real* tomato ketchup Eddie?”

          “Nothin but the best”

      • Rasilom

        Needs more gold leaf. Also if I was gonna serve him cake I would make sure to hide canned clams in it. Just sayin.

        • Sister the Resister

          what a clever monster YOU are!

      • boyblue122

        Served with a side of dookie

      • Doug Langley

        That is NOT the cakes we like.

      • boyblue122

        Looks like it was topped with the Hershey’s chocolate syrup I use to make chocolate milk

      • A_Changeling

        Looks shitty to me, literally.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        Why is there a flag? That is just so wrong. Dare I say: gauche.

        • Left Coast Tom

          I think “gauche” is Trump’s middle name. And, if it’s not, it really should be.

      • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

        That’s the cake? That is the cake!? It looks like shit!

      • Panika MCD

        he has to brand the cake?

        • Apple Scruff

          Duh.

          • Panika MCD

            but it looks like poo and he had to pee on it also too?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        When I was a kid my mom started give us iron supplements. It made our turds that darker black color. I guess that’s how Trump gets his iron. I wonder whose turds go into that cake. On second thought, no, I don’t.

    • Master Contrail Program
  • Wild Cat

    Wonder how much Amy Goodman got from Putin?

    https://www.democracynow.org/appearances/julian_assange

    • Nick Scroggs

      I honestly doubt it, I’ve been on there a lot, doesn’t sound like them.

  • Suttree

    Stupid people telling me that I am serving them rotten parasitic shit. I’ll be signing an EO soon about this. Believe me. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/13/mar-a-lago-food-safety-violations-donald-trump

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Heading off to a talk now. Ironically, the title is “How Everything Became War and the Military Became Everything:” I had no idea how timely it would be when I signed up for it. See anyone who is still here around 9 PM Pacific time, assuming we’re not already in WWIII that is.

    • TJ Barke

      Wolverines!

    • Nick Scroggs

      I just want World War Three to happen after Comic Con, that is all i ask.

  • Wild Cat
    • Nick Scroggs

      Sheesh, what is this big deal about Democracy Now? i am serious.

      • Anna Rompage

        It’s always been a good source of what’s going on outside of the normal echo chamber of main stream news…

        I don;t always agree with their views, but it does offer a view into a lot that is not being reported on..

      • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

        Is it like one of those Republican bills, where they name it the opposite of what it does?

      • SeekingResistanceBarbie

        Personally, I find their interviewing style to be annoyingly slanted and most of their guests aren’t able to make a succinct point but just drone on and on.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Greenwald can just fuck right the fuck off.

      • Wild Cat

        He’s on the take, too.

    • Tallmutha

      Isn’t that kinda mostly true if you think Democracy likes it when you vote for unelectable leftists?

      • Wild Cat

        She and WBAI have been anti-Democratic tools for 25+ years now, severely fucking over her listeners interests.

        • Nick Scroggs

          examples?

      • Nick Scroggs

        “Leftists”? Really? That cliche snarl word?

        • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

          Lefties? Far-left? Muesli-knitters? Extremists?

          Leftists is pretty vanilla, I would have thought.

          • Nick Scroggs

            Well I’ve heard it form every Glenn Beck-spewing troll I’ve run into, pretty much to paint anyone on Mother Jones or whatever as a totalitarian conspiracy.

          • Tallmutha

            Seriously, Nick? There are people so far to the left that they are not electable to high office in the United States ca. 1980-2017. Coincidentally they often overlap with people who are majorly underprepared for said office. There are left-leaning voters who refuse to acknowledge this. They are known as “unhelpy idiots.”

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          I’m a leftist, a liberal, and if you catch me on a good day, a Socialist (the Democrat-y kind, not the starve-everybody, dictator kind, because Duh).

          When my UU church was founded, they proclaimed it a “Liberal Church,” because Unitarian was considered too controversial.

          Don’t let “them” redefine your words.

          • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

            Indeed. It’s important to take the power of any word back.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    When I bought my first girl clothes, it was Size 18 Daisy Dukes-shorts from Target, in May of 2015.

    Now, I have a pair of Size 7 Daisy Dukes that button if I breathe out, and I can wear an XS-size Bikini bottom. It’s funny what walking, liking yourself, and eating when you are hungry instead of when you are sad can do.

    • Jennifer R

      That is literally how I lost 170 pounds. (also huge levels of spite for everyone who ever thought a bad thing about me and maybe some degree of self hatred in telling myself I deserved the bad feelings from exercise and calorie control at the start)

      • Anna Elizabeth

        *nods* I let myself cheat this week, some pizza. No biggies I figures, because I walked 4-6 miles 3 times since Sunday, today was “light”, only a mile.

        I followed your advice and replaced sugar-Soda with Club Soda. I’ve also switched to Green Tea rather than coffee. I eat lots of green salads and such, because I like them and they are inexpensive. I really don’t buy red meat anymore.

        • Jennifer R

          Yeah I think the sugar soda for club soda was a key thing for me. 0 calorie and all the burning fizz that you subconsciously desire. Cheats are important for me too. Back when I Lived in Asheville NC I would go to this amazing chinese place once a month for it.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            You were so right – the fizz is what I wanted. :) I’m drinking Club Soda as we speak.

            Yeah, I think if we let ourselves enjoy our craving occasionally, it makes it all easier. I crave texture, so I’ve been buying the Veggie-stick snacks from Big Lots. When I was rally down last Sunday, I did buy a bag of salt-and-vinegar potato chips.

          • Jennifer R

            Exactly, nothing wrong about figuring out what you like from a food and looking for more healthful options for it or letting yourself have something you like now and then. And congratulations on your own weight loss :)

    • Red Bird Ω

      Daisy Dukes! Good job!

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I kinda like to show my legs. :D

  • rubikcube

    “No puppet?” Was that around the time he deep throated the mic and said, “Wrong”- also very presidential.

    • TJ Barke

      The man’s a fucking joke. The fact that he managed to get elected is all the proof you could need that something is very wrong with this country.

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        The fact he was a viable presidential candidate was my sign.

      • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

        46%

        It was more the weird electoral college system – and the ratfucking by foreign superpowers – never forget that.

        • TJ Barke

          My statement still stands…

          • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

            True. The fact that idiot got 46%, after everything he said and did… welp…

          • TJ Barke

            I meant that the fact that the EC and foreign meddling happened is part of what’s wrong.

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          Over 60 million people voted for a man who did everything short of carrying a sign declaring himself unfit. I will never, ever see how that doesn’t qualify as a major problem. Millions and millions of major problems that will still be here no matter what happens to this administration.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Yeah, well. It’s got electrolytes!!

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            And plants do crave those. That’s true.

        • RobespierreHoo

          Don’t forget Director Comey. Ever.

    • zerosumgame0005

      while sniffing and snorting like a dog sniffing asses, or a coke head cringing for some more

  • UncleTravelingMatt
    • ariel_gee_398

      I thought they told us McMaster was the sane one?

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        Compared to Flynn, he is.

        • ariel_gee_398

          I’m beginning to think we set that bar too low.

      • Panika MCD

        sane what? his nickname is still “Mad Dog”. he’s the sanest of the bunch, but that does not a sane person make.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man something something…

    • Nounverb911

      Uday and Qusay trump first!.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Sounds good to me. I mean foreign soldiers being injected into a civil war always works, right?

      • Vecchioivan

        Worked in Vietnam . . .

  • Michael R

    I don’t think the new guy knows what he’s doing

    https://s16.postimg.org/f62qicjph/new_guy_bomb.png

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      I title this photo:

      Go Home America. You’re drunk.

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      That didn’t blow up no good at all.

    • Master Contrail Program

      They wanted an outsider with no forklift driving experience obviously. It’s working so well with the Presidency afterall.

    • therblig

      he just needs to watch the training film

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

  • Nounverb911

    Don’t cure him, it keeps him from screwing up even more.

    https://twitter.com/pbpost/status/852680827838357504

  • Sophia

    After Stiffing Paint Co., Trump Doral Ordered To Pay Hundreds Of Thousands

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-national-doral-miami-paint-lawyers-fees

    • TJ Barke

      HOW FUCKING BROKEN AND TERRIBLE A HUMAN BEING DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO THINK THAT SUCH A MAN SHOULD BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!?

      • Vecchioivan

        Heh. How long have you lived in this country?

        • TJ Barke

          The whole time.

      • Anna Rompage

        They voted for G W Bush twice…

      • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

        I’ve lived in the west San Fernando Valley, and I gather there are places in the country that are even worse.

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        Lots n’ lots of careful brainwashing by Fox and constant chipping away at the Department of Education does that.

      • Sophia

        One of those things we will just never understand.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Takes some SERious economic insecurity.

  • Maddow time!

  • Chadwells

    Loquats coming in nicely!!! Gonna be a good year after all that rain. (No comments about my dirty windows!) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bead407c32c4257456fb73b8329029fcb3b4fab39d8e651e2858b7f8b98b2264.jpg

    • Anna Rompage

      I’ve never had a loquat… What are they like?

      • Chadwells

        Delicious!! Mixture of like citrus and kind of like mango? Peaches maybe? Anyway…muddled with some bourbon is out of this world!

        • Anna Rompage

          Oh! Do you know if you can get fruit from them in the maritime NorthWest, or do they prefer warmer climates?

          • Chadwells

            They have a short shelf life and the season only lasts like a month or so. You might find them at like a specialty produce kind of place? I’m in SoCal so I’m gonna go with a desert/Mediterranean kind of climate?

          • Chadwells

            Sound like they grow well in the south east too.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Tart and juicy, citrussy but a bit like peaches.

        EDIT -ninja’d by Chadwells XD

        • ifyalikeityashuldaputasw19onit

          Okay, but enough about you – what are loquats like?

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Oh you XD

    • Left Coast Tom

      The former owners of my house planted loquat similarly close to the house…and I can tell you that’s way too close. The thing will become a tree, and the leaves are huge. At the least you’ll want to make sure there’s wire mesh protecting your gutters, otherwise you’ll be constantly cleaning them out.

      • Chadwells

        That picture is from the second floor. It’s a tree for sure! Last year it split in half and we emergency saved it! It wasn’t being pruned and the weight overwhelmed it…lesson learned!

    • Me not sure

      What cimate zone do they grow in?

      • Chadwells

        Im in Los Angeles…so whatever zone that be!

        • Me not sure

          That sounds good. Thanks.

          • Left Coast Tom

            Coastal California has many climate zones, of course (folks out here use the Sunset Magazine maps in preference to the USDA maps which don’t really account for the microclimates).

          • Me not sure

            If they grow in SC they’ll probably work here.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        They grow in SC quite well, so – hot is good!

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】
    • Yr. Gma

      We used to have loquats. You never see them in stories. We kids used to just eat them off the tree.

      • Chadwells

        So good!!! I like muddled with bourbon!

      • Chadwells

        We have a Buddha’s Hand tree in the back too!

        • Left Coast Tom

          Oooh! I’ve only had Buddha’s Hand in the form of a St. George Spirits Vodka. It was delicious!

          • Chadwells

            That sounds delicious! I haven’t tried it out yet…the tree only yields about 10-15 fruit. They are really cool looking!

  • Me The People

    Screenshot from memeorandum taken a minute ago. Explains quite a lot.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2b5df1c3e9d0495c5600f1050d3ad06f6a4b8757429c1bd4b81be2a9d1b9e1f.jpg

  • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

    You guys I am so excited. My boys are going to have the best Easter ever: Fifteen baby chicks are on their way (please be careful USPS) tomorrow.

    (This was not actually an Easter treat; just the best timing ever.) I’m a chicken mama!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Congrats! :) We raised chickens when I was little. Baby chicks are teh cutest things!

    • Wild Cat

      Whatever you do, don’t rent out “Nightmare Alley.” I’d avoid “Pink Flamingoes,” too.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        I got my fill of Pink Flamingoes a long, long time ago.

        Always up for a Polyester rewatch, though…

    • Doug Langley
  • Red Bird Ω

    Sorry but this is more theatrics from the play called “We’re Being Nasty to Russia So We Can’t Be Traitors!”. I heard it is doing well off Broadway but probably won’t make it to the big stage.

    • Panika MCD

      OR he could be on the side of the Republicans who also saw the intelligence reports and said, “Devin is being, you know, SOOOO DEVIN! and he should never have been trusted with that committee chairmanship! he was asked what side he was on with warm weather gear: Carhart or NorthFace? and you know what he said? NIKE. that’s like saying your favorite sportsball team is the DETROIT LIONS! LOL!” that’s not out of the realm of possibility. doesn’t mean he’s on our side with the whole “don’t drop 11 ton bombs” thing, though. but if he’s come around to the notion that MAYBE our election was hacked and the Tsarina Von Clowstick colluded, I’ll take it.

      http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/WireAP_42585c24b0c34aa89a42eccadd12a5b7_12x5_1600.jpg

    • Vecchioivan

      “We Bombed in New Haven. And Syria. And Afghanistan . . . “

      • Wild Cat

        Obscure Joseph Heller reference! Bravo!

  • Nick Scroggs
    • TS Idiot

      This is the best thing I’ve seen all week (though I’d love to see the outtakes from them watching movies as well).

  • Panika MCD

    ewwww, Evan. I do not want to talk about or read about Tsarina Tic Tac’s boom booms.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Panika MCD

      United has gone to the pot?

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Just need enough time to watch the entire MST3K reboot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ct0Z2bQndM

    • snark-lurker

      gimme a exact time plz

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Sometime between tomorrow and Nuclear Easter

        • snark-lurker

          thx got it ten4

  • zerosumgame0005

    ooooh, more security Bad News(TM) !

    Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior advisor, Jared Kushner,
    conveniently forgot to mention a slew of foreign contacts, including
    several meetings with high-profile Russian operatives, when he applied
    for his security clearance. Now, Democrats are demanding that Kushner’s
    security clearance be revoked in light of his failure to disclose the
    meetings.

    Five House Democrats penned a letter to FBI
    Director James Comey and National Background Investigations Director
    Charles Phalen on Thursday, calling for Kushner to lose his security
    clearance.

    “Mr. Kushner’s lack of candor about meetings with Russian officials
    appears to be part of a larger pattern of dissembling and deception on
    Russian contacts from the Trump team, and we believe the public deserves
    the truth about what connection, if any, exists between these
    incidents,” they wrote.

    addictinginfo.org/2017/04/13/democrats-demand-jared-kushner-be-stripped-of-security-clearance/

    • Rick Hill

      But if he can’t do the sekrits, how can he save the world?

  • nightmoth

    Headlines (google news) are still “mother of all bombs.” May I say right now:
    that’s motherfucking MOTHER LIBEL!! Stop it. And the month before Mother’s Day, too. Also, too, “father of all bombs” is no fucking better. Stop attributing animate feeling parentage to a goddamned bomb. Also, too, I’m a little drunk, and VERY CRANKY. As a former editor, I’d like to get my hands on some headline writers.

    • Bill D. Burger
    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      I prefer, Doomsday Device.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Doomsday Devices” are different. They are designed to destroy everything as a deterrent. If you never want to sleep again, google “Perimetr”. It’s Russia’s “Dead Hand” doomsday device, and last I heard, it’s up and running.

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          No surprise there. We still have missiles in silos and NORAD.
          My boyfriend and I have an ongoing argument about whether Dolt 45 will provoke the nuclear option. I don’t think it will ever again come to that and I also live near the CDC, with a 100% chance of being vapor is Atlanta is ever bombed. He lives outside of Ground Zero, but would still be fucked by surviving.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Everything in Colorado is a strategic target. I live less than 50 miles from Cheyenne Mountain, Fort Carson, Schrieber and Peterson AFBs, the Depot Activity, and our small airport is a divert field for the F-16s from Buckley in Denver. I tend not to worry about “aftermath”.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            Yeah, I have all the items on the FEMA list for emergencies, like staying in place except water. We have weird weather especially tornados and I live in an area with a lot of trees. So power outages are frequent. The last time a tornado hit nearby, we were without power for three days.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I grew up in Tornado Alley, it’s not fun. I’ve seen funnel clouds 500 meters away, we were lucky.

            I do keep water, etc. for weather and such. I don’t anticipate After The End scenarios being anything to plan for, though.

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            I grew up in eastern Kansas and one time, drove under a tornado. On purpose. The experience is on a par with witnessing a total solar eclipse.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            You are braver than I. :) We drove away from a funnel cloud in NE Colorado, hoping our home would still be there – it was, luckily.

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            I can see Cheyenne Mountain, barely, from my loft in Denver.

            It was good knowing you.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Indeed. :) Good knowing you, too.

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            Cool hat, btw.

    • Nothing gives the press a bigger woody than dropping a big bomb with a cool name

    • A_Changeling

      Especially as “mother of all…” is Saddam Hussein’s contribution to popular culture.

    • Panika MCD

      it’s true. someone once asked me why we couldn’t have booby-knockers in our commercials like Europe does, but we have all these things blowing up all over the TV including in the commercial. I said, “in America, it seems that we prefer things that ejaculate.”

      also too: you’re not drunk enough and your pants are around your ankles. this is a pants free zone, SON!

  • Rick Hill

    Just saw this, about the bomb they dropped:
    I just saw a documentary about the effects of the war on the populace of Iraq. They mentioned thermobaric rockets as the main source of radioactivity that’s plaguing the area. Since they use radioactive components to create the pressure differences that make them so lethal. Miscarriages and other radioactivity related illnesses are daily business in the main war struck cities of Iraq. And now you’re telling thermobaric bombs aren’t nuclear? They might not be nuclear warheads, but from everything I gather, they’re pretty radioactive by themselves. This is a humanitarian breach if it’s the case.

    • nightmoth

      Oh, swell. That’s what they just used? I’ve seen those pictures of fucked-up Iraq babies, too.

    • jowgajen

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

      I realize not the be all end all of sources, but no mention of radioactivity. Toxicity, yes — the fuels used are often metallic oxides that are very toxic.

    • snark-lurker

      donut forget phosphorus shells, depleated uranium ammo’s, cluster bombs etc.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        DU seems to cause a lot of terrible aftereffects.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      My daughter had Current Events to report on in Social Studies class when she was in Middle School. She reported on the phosphorus bombs being dropped on Iraq, as reported by Al Jazzerra. He dad got mad when he found out, saying Al Jazzera was not a reputable source. But then he had to apologize when CNN picked up the story and reported it as well.

      My mom also got pissed when my daughter chose a story about an asshole who was arrested and charged when he set his trailer on fire with his kids inside, killing them. We had a frank discussion about neglect and child abuse, mental illness and just plain evil.

      I didn’t shelter my daughter, but everyone wanted me too. I’m sure that when she reads about the bombing, she had some choice curse words.

      • I don’t get sheltering children. Do we want to raise full functioning adults or grown up children that cannot deal with anything?
        I mean, yeah ok, be calm, rational, choose your words and such, but idk. Just seems to me a real disservice to keep them from everything.

        • calliecallie

          My son had just started kindergarten at age 4 when 9/11 happened. I was away for work and so his dad was with him that day. Afterward, I sheltered him to the best of my ability.

          I realize now maybe that was a mistake. I was in kindergarten at age 4 when JFK was killed. I remember that funeral vividly.

          “Where were you when…” Not sure my son will be able to answer that question about 9/11. My bad. Or maybe he will say “I was with my Dad.” That would be okay.

          Why not shelter them? They realize it’s all shit soon enough.

          • Because unless you sit on them 24/7, they are going to hear things, and it is best they hear it from you I am thinking.
            I am not saying not cushion things or be age appropriate, but I don’t know. Like my sister would not let my nephew attend my mom’s funeral, and the kid was, at the time, 13. Because she was afraid he would be sad. I felt bad for him, being taught that death is horrible and scary and to be ignored. How is he going to cope?

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Having been raised as a free range child myself, I never saw the value of raising kids to accept real life.

    • Panika MCD

      and they were just getting over all the depleted uranium we dropped on them during the Gulf War I.

    • shivaskeeper

      You know the MOAB is not a thermobaric weapon, right? They are two different things entirely. Also the radioactivity most likely comes from the depleted uranium rounds used for armor penetration.

      Thermobaric weapons are not nuclear weapons. No fission is produced.

  • Ω cynmac will never surrender

    BAHAHAHAHAHA – Don’t know if this has been posted before today, but the alt-right is losing faith in Dolt 45.
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/peoples-hopes-are-dashed-ex-breitbart-writer-says-trumps-nationalist-fanbase-is-in-despair/

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Yeah, child soldiers, brainwashed by the Hitler Youth program? Too soon. Always too soon.

    • Dumb fucking idiots. After 50 plus years and they still haven’t figured out they are just useful tools.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      They are upset he isn’t as authoritarian as they’d like? Wow, bunch of impatient babies, these Nazis are.

      • He is not putting america first because he is bombing elsewhere.
        He is not listening to Bannon who is GOD to them
        And he is not being as authoritarian as they’d like XD

  • Oh shit….Rachel is drawing the lines between the Guardian’s “Europe TOLD you about this Russia BS forever ago” with the NYT articles on Brennan’s individual in-person briefings to the Gang of 8. I am not a fan of pants shitting terror.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    These shitsuckers lie with all the guile and sophistication of a 1st grader. When a child does it, you chuckle to yourself and use it as a teachable moment. These motherfuckers? I wanna whomp somebody upside the melon with a 2 x 6.

    • vivian

      Me? I’m reaching for a 4×4…

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I’m a big galoot.

      • jowgajen

        Baseball bat is about the right size.

  • Jamoche

    Maddow: “Trying to figure out this important question!” *dramatic pause*

    Me, in the pause: The question being “wtf?”?

    • i like her, she’s smart and explains this crazy shit well, but I really am sick of being terrified of what could be happening to distract from russia

  • Wild Cat

    Money for Jill and Amy,
    These chick propagandists ain’t free:

    https://www.democracynow.org/appearances/jill_stein

  • Me The People

    So, this is what Brexit Britain has become – a sour, rancid crack whore, giving blowjobs to fascist thugs all over the world for pennies.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/04/liam-fox-meets-philippine-president-rodrigo-duterte

    Liam Fox’s declaration of “shared values” with Rodrigo Duterte,
    the Philippines leader whose war on drugs has killed 7,000 people, has
    prompted dismay about the government’s approach to human rights as it
    seeks post-Brexit trade deals.

    The international trade secretary, who will also visit Malaysia and Indonesia on his trip, said in an article published in local media
    that he wanted Britain to build a stronger relationship with the
    Philippines based on “a foundation of shared values and shared
    interests”.

    • Panika MCD

      rage, rage against the dying of Democracy.

  • Poly_Ester

    Does this mean that Trump appointees have begun distancing themselves from their appointer?

  • Nick Scroggs

    I miss Bill Hicks: “I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. “I think the
    puppet on the right shares my beliefs.” “I think the puppet on the left
    is more to my liking.” “Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out
    both puppets!” “Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in
    control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. By the way, keep drinking beer, you fucking morons.””

    “I hate patriotism. I can’t stand it, man — makes me fuckin’ sick. It’s a round world last time I checked.”
    “Oh, there’s a threat to America! Yeah, yeah, yeah … back to that fucking COPS show. ‘Cause I’ll tell you who the threat to freedom … no, no, not to freedom. I’ll tell you who the threat to the status quo is in this country: it’s us. That’s why they show you shows like fucking COPS.
    So you know that state power will win and we’ll bust your house down
    and we’ll fuckin’ bust you anytime we want. That’s the message.”

    “I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You
    know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the
    death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit
    … left chocolate eggs in the night. Now … I wonder why we’re fucked up
    as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or
    “chocolate” anywhere in the fucking book.”

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I like Hicks, but I think Carlin summed it up best
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14SllPPLxY

    • Jennifer R

      How about something miraculous? A goldfish dragging a Lincoln Log.

    • Panika MCD

      I prefer comedians who GOTV. sorry. same for Carlin.

  • TS Idiot

    It’s so damn hard to properly delegate who to scream “FUCK YOU” to in proper order with this administration.

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      All of them, Katie!

    • Panika MCD

      this is not a PC administration. there is no “proper order” of firing off your “FUCK YOU”–provided you have more loaded. fire at random, they sure seem to.

      • John Resistant Tovarich Smith

        MOAFY! The Mother of all Fuck You’se.

  • Rick Hill

    Of course it will be coal fired and orphans from people imprisoned by trump for being just the right fit for a for profit prison will stoke the boilers. It will be paid for by taking social security checks from war widows and built with melted down prosthetics taken from vets wounded in Iraq.
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aEYD6pM_460s.jpg

    • Bill D. Burger

      “You’re gonna’ need a bigger boat!” ___ to haul this ass around.

      http://i.imgur.com/WZGDqfI.jpg

      • snark-lurker

        18 ships for 18 holes

      • calliecallie

        Not enough upfists for this thought, ever. Douchebag.

    • not_vh

      since its not in service of anything, USS Trump = u suckers suck Trump

    • boyblue122

      Hes going to launch bombs with his 9-iron

      • MynameisBlarney

        Well…that’s good..from what I’ve heard, he sucks at golf.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      Oh! THAT’S how he’s going to protect Mar-a-Lago from rising oceans that are totally not due to climate change!

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
  • Nick Scroggs

    I’m feeling that I’m not welcome here on Wonkette after some of the things I’ve posted this evening, is that just me?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Just you as far as I’m concerned.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Huh, I was thinking a lot more would be after me. Like you actually, with what I said on trying to defend Democracy Now before I gave up.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Differing opinions expressed in an articulate and non-douchebag manner are fuckin’ awesome.
          I don’t like Stein, or Greenwald. I used to. But not anymore.
          You?
          You’re cool.

          • True there. I make sure to say fuck you Glen at least once a day.
            But Scroggs is good people.

          • Nick Scroggs

            What about environmentalism and investigative journalism in general? And is it more the personalities, because I often relate and connect with endangered species and trees rather than people, and I got annoyed with the Green party, and with Grennwald’s personality in general. In fact i even sent them a letter to stop being strident and try and reach out more, no answer and I did not vote for them.

          • idiotboy

            Nick,
            Stop digging that hole. You are a good man.
            I have a son who is a certain organizer at a certain college who is 22 years old and though smart as a whip does not know when to stop talking.
            I cannot imagine where he gets it.
            The Best

          • Nick Scroggs

            Sounds just like me. I’d ask if you were my true daddy, except, I am 100% sure we’re blood and more.

          • You get your clavicle from him. Spitting image.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Is Democracy Now the be all, end all of either of those?

    • Me not sure

      I dunno. What’s yer stand on loquats?

      • Nick Scroggs

        Very good card players.

        • Me not sure

          I think you’re bluffing.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Nick, I’m not into Bill Hicks, but I’ve nothing against you.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Not that, I mean earlier stuff with some people, like about Democracy Now and what not.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          OK. I don’t know enough about DN to comment, but you haven’t done anything offensive that I can see.

          • Nick Scroggs

            Well you didn’t see my joke comment about end of the world oral sex with nuns further down, then.

          • jowgajen

            That was funny as shit.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I did see it, I thought I had upvoted it, actually. :D

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Oh! That’s the one I saw. I didn’t think it was THAT bad.

    • Pinkham’s Law

      I saw the exchange. I wouldn’t worry about it.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Which one?

        • Pinkham’s Law

          Ohmy. There were several? *edges away from Nick*

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      What did you do?

      • Nick Scroggs

        Stuff i thought was going o get me in trouble with Callyson.

        • jowgajen

          Wonkers are into good trouble.

        • calliecallie

          If she FFS’s you, I don’t want to know about it.

    • Panika MCD

      I don’t always agree with you, but you’re not an asshole or anything. could use some work on the dick jokes, but you’re never going to learn if you’re banished. and you got spunk, kid!

      • Pinkham’s Law

        ‘I hate spunk.” *

        *Actually, I’m teh Ghey, so . . .

        • Panika MCD

          with what do you light your fireworks, dear Pinkham? dear Pinkham!

          • idiotboy

            with a —–dear lawdy dear lawdy with a —- dear lawdy a —-
            Is that your reference? I have not heard that since I was very young. Now feeling very old.

          • Panika MCD

            is that an idiotboy in your bucket, dear Liza? you should not be keeping idiotboys in your buckets, dear Liza! OH DEAR! you got it on my shoes.

        • I told my husband we had to fix my oldest’s door, because privacy and 15 and he should have a door.
          He started with yeah I caught him…..and I was all LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!!
          But it reminds me; also need to get him his own bottle of fabreeze.

          • idiotboy

            That reminds me of a time in 1969 when I was eleven and well WTF is that!!!! Damn that felt good! let’s try this again.
            Never ends. I hope.

    • We disagree on stuff here all the time. Except when we don’t.
      Don’t fret it much, disagreement =/= to not liking.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Okay.

    • RobespierreHoo

      Oh, Nick. You’re fine. We can collaborate on some Wonkette movie reviews this weekend, with all the new releases.

  • Nounverb911
    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Netflix is airing Schindlers List. Someone should tie Spittle Spice down and make him watch it.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Donald Trump Is Making the United States an Anti-Corruption Laughingstock
    The nation is losing credibility thanks to the president’s numerous conflicts of interest.

    “It’s hard to put lipstick on the pig: There’s a very, very different perceived reputation now than three or four months ago,” says Nathaniel Heller, an executive with Results for Development, a nonprofit that fights poverty, partly by encouraging government transparency. “It’s particularly acute because of the very real conflicts of interest and entanglements that the [Trump] family and administration seem to be deeply uninterested in trying to untangle.”

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      But he’s so decisive and presidential now that he bombs people!

    • TJ Barke

      Plus all their efforts to unleash gross corporate malfeasance across the board.

    • Nick Scroggs

      “Michael, we’re bigger than US Steel.”.

      • calliecallie

        Leave the missiles, take the cannoli.

    • Panika MCD

      I’m going to say the same thing I said when the TX Senate’s version of the budget was called a pig:

      pigs are cute, smart and delicious. what the administration is and is doing to this country are none of those things.

  • Nounverb911
    • Bill D. Burger
      • Nick Scroggs

        Norman Osborn!

        • Bill D. Burger

          Or Popeye in drag!

      • MynameisBlarney

        Jayzus!
        Warn us next time!

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        GAAAH! I cast Turn Undead!

        • MynameisBlarney

          She must be a lich!

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Oh shit…

      • Me The People

        Looks like her head is attached to a spring which is moving from side to side

      • Royal Ugly Dude

        Cast a “turn the undead” spell. Must roll an 8 on an 8-sided die.

    • davidhollenshead

      Her facial expressions seem almost human, but we know that Kellyane is only wearing a Human Skin Suit.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      Yeah, where has she been anyway? Does anyone know?

      • davidhollenshead

        Under a rock…….

    • A_Changeling

      The rest of the world appreciates it too.

  • Rick Hill
    • Nick Scroggs

      Who uses those three prongs anymore? I just have HDMI cables to my Tv.

      • Rick Hill

        I found out about this, did a search. This was the easiest picture to post

    • Wild Cat

      O piss! More Czech toilet porn.

      • Me not sure

        Garcòn, Czech please!

        • Wild Cat

          Did you order the anal, scat, or orgy?

          • Me not sure

            Orgy, please. Oh, …do you keep vintage pee hooker?

          • Wild Cat

            We have some Serena in the kitchen, but she’s gone moldy. Vannessa Del Rio may be available, but her teats are down to the gutter.

          • Me not sure

            I’ll take Serena. I like the noble rot.

          • Wild Cat

            We’ll send over the whole Swedish Erotica stable for you. You’ve earned it.

          • Me not sure

            I smell a big tip.

          • Wild Cat

            I’ll settle for asylum in a democratic socialist nation . . .

          • Me not sure

            Done. But nothing for the wine steward. Serena was a tad off.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That’s pretty old, I’m betting.

    • davidhollenshead

      were did you find it ???

      • Rick Hill

        screw head hidden camera. Someone posted that they have these. I thought “Uh-un” but yup they do. And cheap, too. Think about those nice upstanding men who have daughters with friends that sleep over. The ones that get caught putting a hidden camera in the room. Or the coaches doing the same.

        • snark-lurker

          (R) christions every one

      • Wild Cat

        It goes back to when Jeff Gannon Guckert had noontime meetings with Karl Rove. (Guckert must have done some great blackmail work for those fuckers.)

    • not_vh

      ya we all need this. this is what was missing. this and guns complete our collective existence.

    • Bill D. Burger

      A composite plug in? Bet that was used to spy on Ben Carson through his VCR….and only a few days ago.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      His RCA cable is really a camera

    • Scrofula

      Minus the battery and dry wall engineering to hide an entire DVD-R.

  • Jeffocaster in the desert

    good night wonks. Headed back to the desert, sleep well be good.

    • but good is soooooo boring

    • calliecallie

      I want to go to the desert!!!!1!! Take meeeeeeeee!!!!!1!!!
      (really, it’s just been that kind of day. Sorry.)

    • Anna Elizabeth

      ‘Night, Jeff. :)

    • YOU AIN’T THE BOSS OF ME

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

    Pompeo doesn’t love America. He’s covering his ass. There’s probably something really big about to come out and Mike doesn’t want to go down with Donald.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        See comment above on this thread.

    • TJ Barke

      Make it so!

      • Lord Jim

        Arm photorps. Lock phasers on target.

    • Anna Rompage

      With the distancing Donnie has been doing with Page, Manafort & Flynn, I have a feeling they’re gonna be the Ollie Norths of this, and the cheeto hued petulant man child will not go down…

      • That is my thought too :/ One of those morons will fall on his sword and get a sweet gig with Fox after their stay at club Fed

      • jesterpunk

        I have a feeling they are all going to pull a Trump when it gets bad. “Donald who? I dont know who he is, just saw him on tv that one time”

        • I don’t remember. I don’t recall.

          • jesterpunk

            “My heart and my best intentions still tell me that I dont know Donald Trump, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not true.”

        • Anna Rompage

          Hey look, here’s a clip of me opposing trump before I supported him…

          I should have gone with my gut instinct…

          I asked for forgiveness, and jeebus granted my wish

  • Reximus
    • Wild Cat

      Kissinger babysat Nixon. Better get him back to the WH, as much as I loathe the MFer.

      • Suse

        He must be about 110 by now.

        • UncleTravelingMatt

          Bathing in the blood of innocent people is rejuvenating, I hear.

        • Wild Cat

          I know. Our politicians are very Soviet-aged, for some reason . . . hmmmmm….

          • Suse

            Those Nazi prison camp guards they find living in the US, too.

          • Wild Cat

            Assholes live forever. Wonder why Pat Buchanan hasn’t been hung yet for his role in the death camps.

    • Panika MCD

      and maybe also too if the rest of the world could thank us for getting rid of him before the world ends by pre-empting a Pence led effort to turn this place into The Handmaid’s Tale that would be nice.

      speaking of which: the number of people who were asking about that book in the past 3 months because (I shit you not) the library was out of copies with outstanding holds for months and the book store was out of them is ridiculous. I can’t lend mine out (IT’S SIGNED!) and I’m all, “how do you not already own a copy?”

      • Reximus

        where’d you meet Margaret?

        • Panika MCD

          Texas Book Festival.

          • Lord Jim

            Congrats. What a keepsake!

          • Reximus

            she’s kind of a BFD up in these parts too…national treasure-like

          • Panika MCD

            she is a WORLD TREASURE. one of the best things humanity has produced so far. jeez, Canadia, quit being so selfish with your Atwoods and Trudeaus!

    • Wild Cat

      I’ve heard this 2,876 times since 1/20/17. I don’t watch TV blatherers or pay attention to pundits. What’s going on? Is it viable news or just someone seeking attention on that awful communication device where any fabulist can say anything?

      • Jennifer R

        He is an ex NSA analyst and member of the Naval Security Group (it’s a part of the US Navy not some bullshit thing). Then again he lost a good career at the Naval War College by emailing his dick around.

        • Wild Cat

          Thanks.

          And who is going to press charges? Sessions??? The psychotic GOP Senate? The sociopathic GOP Congress? A resurrected Jesus Christ on Sunday???

          • Maybe we could do a citizens arrest?

          • Jennifer R

            I mean if three million citizens walked in to the capital there isn’t much that anyone could do.

          • Wild Cat

            Well, instead of fucking emo climate marches, maybe just surround the fucking WH when he’s there and I’ll show up.

          • pretty sure an American Spring would not end well for those doing the surrounding.

          • Wild Cat

            10,000: Doubtful
            125,000: Maybe.
            2,000,000: We own the joint.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Much indictment. So impeachment. Very treason. Wow.

  • calliecallie

    Is Mike Pompeo in the succession line-up to presidency? Just wondering.

    • Panika MCD

      he’s not.

    • Shoto

      After Pence, it’s ZEGS Ryan, then Orrin Hatch.

  • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño
    • TJ Barke

      I can haz speshul elekshun?

      • Anna Rompage

        Unfortunately that is not in the constitution, and after the whole stunt with Garland, party is obviously more important than country our current leader of the senate…

        Did I mention the guillotine should be ready sometime within the next few weeks?

        • TJ Barke

          BURN THEM ALL DOWN.

          • Scrofula

            Burn them up? (With their lack of votes, yada)

        • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

          Time to dig up some juicy, stinky dirt on Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao and use it to convince him to do the right thing.

          • Panika MCD

            Elaine Chao can’t serve as she is a foreigns.

          • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

            She’s McConnell’s wife. She’s fair game.

          • Panika MCD

            okay, I thought you were saying we should do that because she would be in the line of succession if she wasn’t a foreigns.

          • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

            No. If there’s even the slightest possibility of her end up in prison McConnell will do whatever he’s told to do. She has a long tail going as far as Dubya’s first term and beyond.

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          What is in the Constitution, however, is the ability for Congress and the States to create an Amendment to make this happen.

          • Anna Rompage

            Seeing that 30 states are under republican control… I don’t think that would work out for the best…

      • Panika MCD

        maybe. the only thing we have to go on is the special elections we’ve forced Latin America have in these circumstances.

      • Left Coast Tom

        Clinton told everyone L’il Donnie was Putin’s Puppet, Rust Belt snowflakes didn’t think it was worth listening to a woman. Not sure why that would call for a special election (even if there were provisions for one).

    • Panika MCD

      aw, look. he has a wall made out of patsies!

    • jesterpunk

      Why no direct line from Trump to his BFF Putin? He did admit he knows Putin and he got some beautiful gifts from him.

    • DainBramage

      Seriously, neither Trump nor anyone he knows should be allowed to do anything until we figure this shit out.

  • SayItWithOtters
    • snark-lurker

      whut doz that mean i donut understand

      • I think Pompy means obviously the fix is in, because remember, it was a “rigged” election if they lost, because Wiki leaked a buncha emails, most of them having to do with not much of anything.

        • snark-lurker

          was that a stoopid plan or iz i a stoo…..o nevermind

          • Since we know it is all projection with these fucks, I think we can safely assume that the election was indeed rigged, and by them.

  • Sophia

    Found your long weekend project for you Wonkateers:

    Reorganizing the Executive Branch: We Need Your Input!

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/reorganizing-the-executive-branch?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    • jesterpunk
      • /sob he would have been such a good America’s dad

    • Jesus fuck

    • Panika MCD

      I was promised there’d be no homework.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      My responses:
      Which agency to reform:
      The Supreme Court, which has lost all credibility due to the Republican theft of President Obama’s legitimate, Constitutional nominee, Merrick Garland.

      Which agency to eliminate:
      The Trump Administration, in its entirety
      Your idea: Let’s start with impeachment of the President, and follow that up with criminal indictments for colluding with Russia, lying to Congress, campaign finance irregularities, and voter fraud.
      Why: They’re criminals, traitors, and Russian stooges

  • Reality Killswitch

    If Bannon gets the boot, he is going to be back at Breitbart criticizing Donnie.

    • OrG

      I think I’d be all right with that.

      • Shoto

        Not sure the Mercers will allow it, and given the Big Bucks they’ve poured into that rag, they might be able to enforce their wishes.

    • DainBramage

      I’m sure Bannon believes in a scorched earth policy.

  • vivian

    Hypothetical: If the IC has concrete evidence of collusion, or any other treasonous action on the part of POTUS, can they arrest him?

    • he’d have to be impeached first. Otherwise, he could pardon himself.

      • snark-lurker

        no no say it aint so

        • Pretty sure that is how it works.
          Gotta remove his officialness so he can’t pardon hisself. Unless he retires first. See: Nixon, Tricky Dick

          • Leliel

            Actually, he literally can’t. It’s impossible for a President to pardon himself.

          • zerosumgame0005

            seriously, can you add a cite? I would love to be able to use that!

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Not challenging the accuracy of your statement, but:
            http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/865/wikipedian_protester.jpg

          • Leliel

            Crap.

            I just did some research, and no, it’s actually that the question has not come up yet.

            Shoot.

          • yeah pretty sure he can. Not advisable of course, but considering that the president is the final authority on who can and cannot be pardoned, he could totally go and do that.
            BUT if he did, he’d sure to be impeached in a second, because it would be admitting fault, and it would have to be very very broad because any little thing he left out of the pardon, they could nail him on.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            That’s kinda what I thought, but was hoping you’d have proof that he couldn’t.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            I read Gerald Ford’s posthumous memoir, Write It When I Die where he explains what he knew, when he knew it and why he pardoned Nixon. It was a fascinating book. I got it free from the Little Library, one of my best finds.

      • Shanzgood

        wot? No!

        • House0fTheBlueLights

          Yup

          • OrG

            So,could he pre-emptively pardon himself?

      • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

        Shit’s fucked up, yo…

        • If he is stupid enough to retire thinking that will make the investigation stop, that would work also

    • snark-lurker

      seems like more collusion to not indict now! accessory to treason?

    • shivaskeeper

      No. They do the investigations. The DOJ would decide what to do with the information.

      • snark-lurker

        this shit is just silly

        • shivaskeeper

          It’s the way it works by design. The FBI can amass a shit load of info on you but annot act unilaterally to arrest you or even charge you with anything. That is up to the DOJ. If the DOJ gives the OK, they would be the one to draw up charges and then have the FBI do the arrest.

          The DoD affiliated IC components cannot physically operate within the country due to posse comitatus. The CIA targets non-citizens, etc….

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            It’s like the police and the DA. The police investigate the crimes and jail you, but the DA has to decide whether to charge and prosecute.

          • shivaskeeper

            Exactly right. Checks and balances and all that.

  • Nick Scroggs
    • MynameisBlarney

      That looks like it needs hot sauce.

      • Panika MCD

        maybe some verde salsa to make it a little more festive in color?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Totes acceptable.

        • Scrofula

          And to add just that touch of Vitamin C to keep the scurvy away.

          • Panika MCD

            are you saying that the 17% of the RDA for Vitamin C in the verde salsa ain’t enough for you?! HOTS SAUCES LIBELZ!11!!!!111!!!

          • Scrofula

            Nah, hot sauce goes without saying, preferably just a capsaicin in sodium acetate solution; it’s when my family demands their fried pork shoulder dinner (plus brunch and a few more), that single tomatillo or canned diced anaheim I hide inside the shreds is all that keeps their few teeth still in their gums.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Anaheims…
            *sighs*

            Got some seeds from Colorado, they wouldn’t grow here, too damn hot.

          • Scrofula

            Shit, I’m in Fresno and they grow in the backyard. AKA Hatch, I think, right?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Don’t think Hatch is the same.
            We had both seeds.
            Neither would sprout.
            We can grow mad fucking Habaneros though. And Ghost Peppers.
            Fact O’ Bidness….I got some Ghost Pepper jelly that is fucking fantastic when spread on crackers with cream cheese.

          • Scrofula

            Well, I did some googles, and since they’re all really the same damn fruit, it’s hard to say (other than the Pipericum genus or whatever). Anyway, yeah, Hatch from New Mexico, not necessarily New Mexico Peppers, milder version becomes Anaheim.
            Anyway, starting from seed here is a bitch cause if they’re not lush by March, they’ll get sun blasted to dust.
            But I did get some screaming hot scots bonnet/habenero one year.
            Stick with those you got, cause every year I have bells, but the walls are always so thin it seemed pointless. Did grow banana or wax one season, long but too thin to really count for much.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I gotta say, growing peppers in NC was far easier than here in Florida.
            There are soooo many things that are all too happy to eat them.
            Especially if you don’t want to spray poison on them.

          • Rick Hill

            Shouldn’t you use tequila for that?

          • Scrofula

            Earth’s greatest natural source of complete vitamins, minerals, and anti-oxidants, if only it could be kept down.

          • Panika MCD

            if you use an orange slice as the chaser, it’s quite easy. found this out in Greece of all places–and they only have Cuervo! works like a charm.

          • akryan

            Yes! they did that in South Africa too. Orange and cinnamon instead of salt and lime.

          • Scrofula

            I know, there’s some top shelf stuff out there that’s genuine sippin’ spirit, but I’m too tired to make joke betters.
            Also, with Fresca as a mixer. From happier times, before the Fall.

          • Panika MCD

            PATRON LIBELZZZZ!!!!

          • Scrofula

            A tasty swig, not quite worth a sip, sorry.

          • MynameisBlarney

            When I was but a weeeee laddybuck, I used to chase Scotch with apple juice.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Salsa, it’s covered.

          • Scrofula

            Salsa has probably single-handedly saved me from Vitamin A blindness. And future prostate thanks me for the lycopene.

      • Shoto

        It also looks like it needs a cardiologist on-call.

    • Don’t listen to them, they do weird stuff with food to make it fancy.
      That looks like prime comfort food yum

      • Panika MCD

        hot sauce is part of comfort food.

        • I do not like it myself XD But I am so vanilla it is shameful, and I feel ashamed.

          • Panika MCD

            have you done the Mexican Vanillas?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Weirdest. Pr0nz. Evar.

          • I do /ashamed. I do the mexicans with the beans and the cheese and the corn tortillas and a lack of the hot things.

          • Panika MCD

            you mean YOU DO NOT DO THE MEXICAN VANILLAS???? here, you should get some. it’s fabulous:

            https://www.amazon.com/Mexican-Vanilla-Totonacs-Flavoring-33-2/dp/B003RM9SA6

            basically when we started growing things in Latin America during the colonial period we thought, “hey! orchids grow here? they also too grow in Africa and our fave is the Vanilla one.” so they started growing them in Latin America where they cross pollinated with other orchids to make an EVEN MOAR BETTER Vanilla.

          • ooooo I will haz to try that!

          • Panika MCD

            you do!

      • MynameisBlarney
    • Shanzgood

      Looks like the kind of food my X always made before I kicked him out almost 2 years and 30lbs ago.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Ima on a diet, Babe. XD

    • MynameisBlarney

      Honestly, that looks a bit like my “Eggs From Hell” dish.

      Scrambled eggs with sausage, bacon, several different cheeses and salsa.
      Plop that shit on a plate and scoop it up with tortilla chips.
      You’ll be full until well after lunch.
      If ya really wanna go for a heart attack, throw some corned beef hash in there.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Watching a doc about the decline on the cod fishing industry. Buncha pissed off fishermen blaming the gummint and no doubt voting for Trump. Of course, the real problem is their own fucking greed and centuries of overfishing, plus-you guessed it!-global warming. Thanks, Obama.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Similar situation here in the Keys.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      Overfishing for fast food restaurants to have Fish Filets ™.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        I think those “filets” are mostly made of fish lips and anuses.

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Not all of them. Wendy’s has one they call cod but is actually pollack. Also overfished.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Not too many cod left. Yeah, it sucks. I love fish…they’re so efficient at fishing these days with electronic fish finders, factory processing ships, and very little regulations, the oceans and fish population are doomed.

  • Jennifer R
    • Reximus

      he started the martinis early today

  • Nick Scroggs

    Since I’m already using my real name and Facebook profile, I’ll just
    post this, it’s form December 2015 in Vegas. Try and guess which one is
    me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2d84901831f099a4a5565c5b921d5759833986233ba41eed8540c6acb2a74133.jpg

    • Panika MCD

      I thought you were incognito Joe Scruggs. now I has a sad.

      • I am betting he is the long hair. Damn hippies

    • MynameisBlarney

      Stage left?

    • DainBramage

      You’re in the, I wanna say, white Honda Fit in the background.

  • Sophia
  • Anna Rompage

    When people finally get sick of being under the control of our hyper-partisan electors that are controlled by the corporate overlords, let me know…

    I might be willing to donate a beautifully hand crafted guillotine to the cause.

    • jaspersdad

      “The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.”

      George Bernard Shaw

      • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

        It’s one of the reasons that the French Revolution happened, after all.

  • jaspersdad

    “Back to basics means returning EPA to its core mission: protecting the environment by engaging with state, local, and tribal partners to create sensible regulations that enhance economic growth.”

    Scott Pruitt is a soulless piece of shit…….

    • OrG

      Shit libelz?

      • not_vh

        especially the soulless kind

    • not_vh

      convictions have consequences. you can take an ass to water. can’t make him drink it.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Reading the book “Ice Ghosts”, I came upon what is more or less the Ten Commandments of the Inuit people of the Canadian high arctic. Living in a place where eking out basic survival is sketchy at best, they depend on a social ethos of heavy cooperation. Among the rules: Respect and caring for others, working for the common good, consensus leadership, stewardship of the land and animals, problem solving through innovation and resourcefulness, and a mandate that every person learn and internalize these principles.

    Very subversive shit. Hopefully, Trump will hasten environmental cataclysm and these brigands will be wiped out.

    • vivian

      I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Lulz. If it existed, it would be mostly screeds about people with too many items in the supermarket express lane and shitty bands that I end up having to share the bill with.

        • vivian

          I studied philosophy, which in theory is about the love of wisdom. Turns out it’s classes in symbolic logic and the limits of discursibility. I always wondered why wisdom couldn’t be rooted in the practical, my favorite example being: how do I get through the check-out line at the supermarket without wanted to kill or die.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Yikes…me too (which is why I work two jobs 60 hours a week and don’t have two nickels to rub together). My studies abetted a lifelong thirst for arcane and mostly useless tidbits of knowledge that nobody gives a shit about. That said, I am rather practical. I call out line-cutters and too-many-items types.

          • vivian

            yet again, I am reminded I am redundant… *sigh*

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            ??? You may be putting Descartes before the horse…that wasn’t my point at all.

          • vivian

            I Kant.

    • davidhollenshead

      Most First Peoples Nations cooperated internally and externally, meaning: treaty agreements, foreign trade, etc.
      There were some Nations that were problematic, but most were not, as their survival often depended on other Nations.
      Since over 90% of them died of European Diseases, before they ever saw a European, their history is very poorly taught in school.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Pre-contact extermination worked out handsomely for white people.

        • davidhollenshead

          It wasn’t exact “pre-contact extermination” but rather that European Diseases traveled thru their extensive trade routes.
          So the diseases traveled ahead of Europeans, and some explorers wrote about finding dead & dying people.
          Ray Bradbury even used this in the Martian Chronicles.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            It was extermination nonetheless, intentional or not, and probably would have been intentional if they’d had the choice. Exhibit A: Smallpox blankets and alcohol. The social devastation that Europeans found in indigenous lands helped them spread the narrative that native people were shiftless, idle deadbeats.

          • Alexander Stallwitz

            A very good book about the Native Americans and wars out west is “The Earth is Weeping” by Peter Cozzens. Its very well balanced and doesnt tilt to one side.

    • I bet he enjoys crushing himself sequestered in his anti-rape-trial hiding hole.

      • Shanzgood

        It’s also called “sexual assault” when you take the condom off without your partner’s knowledge or permission.

        • davidhollenshead

          And give her herpes.

          • Shanzgood

            Oh, did he do that as well? I hadn’t heard that.

          • davidhollenshead

            Why do you think he is running from the charge ????

          • Scrofula

            It’ll magically turn him into a famous movie director? And make you think the movie with the Satan baby was actually any good?

          • Shanzgood

            The article I read, she said she got STI tested because he refused to and everything was ok. But maybe I mis-remembered or things changed?

        • shivaskeeper

          As it should be.

          • Shanzgood

            Hard to prove or I’d have pressed charges against someone myself.

          • shivaskeeper

            I’m sorry to hear that.

    • shivaskeeper

      Self serving little shitheel Russian puppet hiding from rape charges. Fuck him.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        No puppet, no puppet. You’re the rapist.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Basically, he’s saying, he likes to punch his balls.

      Fuck you, assmange.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      Fuck you, Julian, you punk-ass bitch.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Motherfucker will not be happy until we can chew our air and light our water on fire.

    Published on
    Thursday, April 13, 2017
    byCommon Dreams
    “Even for Pruitt, It’s Outrageous”: EPA Chief Says US Should Exit Paris Deal
    ‘Pulling out of the Paris climate accord would damage the U.S. more than it damages the Paris agreement or climate action globally’
    byNadia Prupis, staff writer

    Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) chief Scott Pruitt on Thursday explicitly called for the U.S. to remove itself from the Paris climate agreement, one of his strongest remarks yet expressing his opposition to the landmark deal to keep global warming below 2°C.

    “Paris is something we need to look at closely. It’s something we need to exit in my opinion,” Pruitt said in an interview on “Fox & Friends.”

    The Trump administration has already taken steps to undo landmark climate regulations, such as the executive order President Donald Trump signed last month that called for repealing former President Barack Obama’s Clean Power Plan, which requires states to slash emissions and was a central component of the U.S.’s plan to meet its Paris goals.

    Pruitt said adhering to the global climate treaty would cost American jobs, a claim which environmentalists—and, increasingly, even fossil fuel companies—say is wrong.

    Nathaniel Keohane, the Environmental Defense Fund’s vice president on global climate, told InsideClimate News that “[p]ulling out of the Paris climate accord would damage the U.S. more than it damages the Paris agreement or climate action globally.”

    http://www.commondreams.org/news/2017/04/13/even-pruitt-its-outrageous-epa-chief-says-us-should-exit-paris-deal

    • shivaskeeper

      Of course it is. This fucking guy. Maybe he does need the extra security to protect him from his own agency. Has the EPA ever fragged one of their own for pig ignorance?

      • davidhollenshead

        Not yet…….

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    What’s the conversation in the RWNM? Are they at all worried about this shit?

    • davidhollenshead

      They are still believing their own BS…..

    • Pretty sure they are a bit torn. They were all sorts of against Snowden because traitor, but all sorts of for Wikileaks because emails

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Fuck you taxpayers! You don’t pay my taxpayer-funded salary!”
    ___Kisses, Markwayne Mullin

    Rep. Markwayne Mullin is facing backlash for telling constituents during an Oklahoma town hall Tuesday that the idea they pay his salary is “bullcrap.”
    The Oklahoma Republican told the crowd in Jay that he “paid enough taxes” as the owner of multiple businesses in order to pay his own salary.
    “You said you pay for me to do this. Bullcrap. I pay for myself. I paid enough taxes before I got there and continue to through my company to pay my own salary. This is a service. No one here pays me to go,” Mr. Mullin said in a video of the exchange. “I do it as an honor and a service.”
    After several audience members began to object, he said, “I’m just saying this is a service for me, not a career, and I thank God this is not how I make my living.”

    • This is a service FOR ME.
      You elected him, people. all you!

  • aktlib101

    There are lots of snowflakes who believed Shitler’s promises, they seem a tad disappointed at the moment:
    “Trump’s base turns on him”. Steve Bannon’s downgrade is just one of many complaints. ‘We expect him to keep his word, and right now he’s not keeping his word,’ says one campaign supporter.
    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/trump-base-supporters-turn-on-him-237200
    “Their complaints range from Trump’s embrace of an interventionist foreign policy to his less hawkish tone on China to, most recently, his marginalization of his nationalist chief strategist, Steve Bannon. But the crux of their disillusionment, interviews with nearly two dozen Trump loyalists reveal, is a belief that Trump the candidate bears little resemblance to Trump the president. He’s failing, in their view, to deliver on his promise of a transformative “America First” agenda driven by hard-edged populism.”

    • what part of he literally said a different thing every day depending on what crowd he was facing did these idiots not get?

      • Left Coast Tom

        Well, as idiots…”all of it katie”?

      • aktlib101

        Well, see, he is white. Orange-tainted whitish. And he talks crazy good, so they all share the same language. It seems they are done consummating that bromance

    • jesterpunk

      It is their own fucking fault for believing him. Trump told his son Donald Jr that only losers trust anyone especially him. Why would he be any different to people he isnt related to?

      http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/trump-files-when-trump-called-donald-jr-a-loser

      Seven o’clock in the morning, I’m going to school—hugs, kisses, and
      he used to say a couple things. ‘No smoking, no drinking, no drugs.’ I
      think a great lesson for any kid. But then he followed up with: ‘Don’t.
      Trust. Anyone. Ever.’ And, you know, he’d follow it up two seconds later
      with, ‘So, do you trust me?’ I’d say, ‘Of course, you’re my dad.’ He’d
      say, ‘What did I just—’ You know, he thought I was a total failure. He
      goes, ‘My son’s a loser, I guess.’ Because I couldn’t even understand
      what he meant at the time. I mean, it’s not something you tell a
      four-year-old, right? But it really means something to him.”

      • …….he told a four year old no smoking no drinking and no drugs and don’t trust anyone?
        What the actual fuck.

        • Little Doll

          This is the same guy who had pictures taken of himself and Barron while he showed their son his mother’s nude pictures.

          • SeekingResistanceBarbie

            I hadn’t heard that. Gross.

          • Little Doll

            I’d seen all the weird pictures of him with Ivanka, etc., so I was surprised how skeeved out I was by those. I can’t see where that isn’t child abuse. I mean, if a man was showing porn to a young boy, wouldn’t that be abuse? How he even thought it was OK, much less OK to show himself off while doing it…I don’t get it. Thank goodness I don’t get it.

        • jesterpunk

          How else do you think they became sociopaths? Trump also cut off health care from his infant nephew because his brother sued him over their fathers will. Here is the wonkette article on it with video.

          https://wonkette.com/606176/how-donald-trumps-sociopathic-parenting-made-donald-trump-jr-the-winner-he-is-today

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      No shit, Einsteins.

    • Scrofula

      When I was a very young kid, yet as much a smartass, I got annoyed with a babysitter who yelled, “inside or out, pick one!” and decided to eat her entire bottle of aspirin. I don’t remember well, but after the bitter taste and later stomach pumping and charcoal, at SOME point I must have thought it was no longer worth it. But I’m not sure.

  • lroom
    • I saw that. I was all o.O
      Methinks Pooty is cutting his losses and tying loose ends.

    • shivaskeeper

      Saw that earlier this week. I’m pretty sure two weeks ago the headline was the DJT himself had caught the Russian mole, who was spilling all the secrets. I was confused, but then I remembered National Enquirer.

      • davidhollenshead

        Elvis Vampire Baby and all ????

        • Shoto

          The aliens kidnapped Elvis when he was taking a smoke break out in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts many years ago. (He was working graveyard that night.) After the aliens dropped him off, he made that vampire babby with an off-duty vampire stripper who had stopped by to pick up a jelly donut with sprinkles. It was a hunka-hunka burnin’ love at first sight.

          Science Fact.

      • lroom

        Trump’s buddy owns it and has been positive about him all year. Today was the first time the headline for Trump was negative. That’s what cheered me up.

        • shivaskeeper

          I ignore it usually. It’s something to look while I wait in the check out line, but I take it about as seriously as the Weekly World News.

  • BMW

    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

    • no. sleepy. Gimme 15 more minutes.

    • jesterpunk

      You didnt want to do that . https://xkcd.com/1013/

    • not_vh

      what do mean. its time sleep here. immabout to wish people gn.

  • Anna Rompage

    Cooking tip #3967;

    When boiling noodles that have an alkaline base (Japanese noodles and such), don’t add oil to the water, otherwise you are making a very weak soap solution, and the pot will foam up like a mother fucker

    • HorseChestnut

      I would say don’t add oil, period. It doesn’t really do anything.

      • Suse

        It keeps the sauce from sticking to the pasta and is a big no-no in Italian cooking.

        • Shanzgood

          Wot? I thought you WANT the sauce to stick to the pasta. That’s why you don’t rinse it.

          • Suse

            That’s what I meant. Oil (and rinsing) is the no-no.

          • Shanzgood

            I put a little bit of dark olive oil in for flavor and luck. Mostly, I use a huge pot of water to keep the pasta from sticking together and I stir it frequently. Then I strain it and put it back in the pot.

        • IOnlyLikeCats

          I add some of the pasta water to the tomato sauce (I’m usually cooking from tomato paste so it doesn’t come out watery) and that is actually helpful.

          • Suse

            Yes. I always save a bit of pasta water to loosen up the sauce. Tomato paste is good stuff.

      • Scrofula

        I counter that with the side-nose grease beer head trick.

      • Crank Tango

        I remember alton brown saying that it didnt do anything, except keep it from foaming.

    • Shanzgood

      Use a bigger pot so you have more room at the foamy top and then just blow on it.

      • vivian

        Wooden spoon across the top of the pot changes the airflow… still foams but less likely to spill over

        • Shanzgood

          I like blowing.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      Sounds like something Martha Stewart would do on purpose (no offense to Martha).

    • Bemused Australian

      That’s useful information. I think it would be of benefit to all if your cooking tip segment were to replace Spicer’s press conferences. For instance, instructions on the correct way to cook cabbage and kartoffeln would have done the world far more good than Sean’s weird Nazi flub.

    • snark-lurker

      i am not following this diqussion (down streem) bud me know how to eat the stuff once cooked

  • cheetojeebus
    • Shanzgood

      Good night!

    • Suse

      Nite!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Night!:)

    • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

      Sleep tight and dream of Drumpf behind bars! ❤

      • IOnlyLikeCats

        Dream of Hillary as president.

        • ~ ☆ míkhαílα ☆ ~ 【忠実反抗】

          I do. Really helps the sleeps to dream of her behind the Resolute Desk instead of Herr Arseclown.

          • not_vh

            forget dreams, i spend a fair amount awake life assuming she IS the presnit.

      • davidhollenshead

        Nah, dream of life after Führer Trump & his Brownshirts are gone.

    • not_vh

      nite nite. i’m about close shop myself. prolly will sleep well tonight. finally managed to shave 30s off a 50s task. down side had to redo a fair bit. upside everything now seems straight and square good nite.

    • Bemused Australian

      That’s the best cat gif I have ever seen.

    • MynameisBlarney

      G’noit, you orange deity you!

  • data_ninja

    Attention Hoopy Froods! April 13th marks 42 days until Towel Day! As per the annual tradition, enjoy this pertinent and festive HHGTTG quote!

    “And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years
    after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would
    be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a
    small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been
    going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be
    made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and
    no one would have to get nailed to anything.”

    • Bemused Australian

      “Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.”

  • Anna Elizabeth

    I found some Mint Cilantro Green Chili/Chutney sauce at Big Lots, and I just tried it out on a corn tortilla. It’s lovely, the heat level is surprising to me, it’s hitting a different area on my tongue than Sriracha or Mexican salsas do.

    It’s going to be delicious on my chicken tomorrow. :)

    • Suse

      That sounds so good, Anna!

      • Anna Elizabeth

        :) I want to try different things, so I don’t get in a rut.

        The first time I had Indian food, I took a girlfriend to her favorite Nepalese restaurant. She hadn’t been there in quite awhile, and she literally blanched when she opened the menu to “Entree” and saw the prices.. I was ready though – internet research – and I said “Have anything you want, Hun. I think I’ll try Lamb Vindaloo”. That smile was worth the cost of the meal right there. :)

        • snark-lurker

          YOU get in a rut?! that wood fly in the face of every natural law i can think of

          • Anna Elizabeth

            XD I do get in food ruts sometimes. I’ve made big batches of Tuna salad twice already this month. I adore tuna, so I’m not complaining.

            I buy chicken thighs because they are so inexpensive – I get 6 for $2.35+/- at the local market – and I just want to mix it up so I’m not always making baked chicken.

    • HazooToo

      I tried that recipe Shanzgood shared the other day last night, and it’s amazing. I kinda added a lot more veg to it, but it was perfect! Asparagus, potato, sweet potato, leek, cherry tomatoes, and andouille sausage, with a nice mix of sage, parsley, thyme, oregano, hungarian paprika and chopped garlic. Also, love the white hair!

  • Pinkham’s Law

    One more repost tonight, for anyone who hasn’t seen it already.

    If Pinky did a drinkything as an eclipse viewing party, how many wonkers would show up? It’s a Monday – Aug 21 – in the middle of the afternoon. At my house, the partial eclipse would begin at 1:13:12PM, with totality beginning at 2:41:55PM, lasting for 2 minutes, 26 seconds. Assuming the “after” partial lasts as long as the “before,” it won’t be totally over until ~3:10 PM.

    To be clear, this would be an invitation to my house, in Columbia, SC. We have more than adequate street parking, and we have a beautiful, private yard, with a small pool and plenty of seating (table seating for 24, plus scattered benches, lounge chairs, etc). It isn’t a huge yard, but it is very well arranged, and we have hosted parties as large as 100 in it in the past. Of course, the poolhouse and house are also available, if someone wants/needs to get out of the sun.

    If more than a couple people are coming, I would need donations to cover food/drinks, but would gladly prepare the foods and pick up beverages.

    I now have 7 “Maybes,” 2 “Likelies” and one “You do it and I’ll be there.” Anybody else interested?

    It’s FAR too early to say it’s going to happen, but I will discuss with Hubby tomorrow. While circumstances could make it a no go, he really can’t say no. We’ve been together for 8 years, and had dozens of parties in that time – all of which have been HIS idea and guest list. This will be the first time I have asked to have a group of people over. I DARE him to just say, “No. I don’t want us to have a party.”

    • Suse

      I wish I could join you, but I live in CA.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        I will accept that excuse.

        • Suse

          I do need to do some genealogy road trips to Kentucky and Pennsylvania sometime. Maybe I’ll find some ancestors in SC, too.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Any kin in W. Va or NE Ohio? Would be weird but cool if you turned out to be a distant cousin! Well, I suppose, if you go back far enough, and use enough numbers as modifiers, we’re all cousins, aren’t we? *waves* Hi, 273rd Cousin Suse!

          • Suse

            I do have a line from Alsace (Leininger) who all went to Ohio, but my branch went to Iowa. I may have some VA connections. I’ve done 2 DNA tests (Ancestry and 23 & Me) and have uploaded the raw results to Gedmatch, which takes you even further into your “ancient” origins. Pretty cool stuff.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I wish I could go. Maybe someday. :) I’d love to meet you and your Husband.

    • Anna Rompage

      I live in Oregon where the eclipse will be a full one, and I reserve the right to give you two weeks notice and make a spontaneous trip… I’ll come with a tent if I happen to make it..

      • Pinkham’s Law

        I put you down as a maybe. I am keeping a list.

    • Would if I could, Pinky, and how sweet of you too :huggles:

      • Pinkham’s Law

        I wanna meet some of my friends, and WHAT AN EXCUSE, right?

        • Pretty good one if ya ask me ^.^ Don’t have any cool excuse as to why I can’t, except rent don’t pay itself.
          But I should hope there will be pictures ^.^

          • Pinkham’s Law

            I wonder how many “maybes” would change to “yeses”, and how many “can’ts” would change to “maybes,” if I could convince a certain toddler to make her parents bring her to it. Hmmmmmmm. Her daddy probably could even set up a livestream, were he so inclined.

          • rofl, even for that I would not be able to myself, just not…there yet ^.^ Anything not a day trip is just not on the menu for a whiles.
            Once I get a year under me and my kids stop picking up every germ that ends up eating my few leave days…..

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Trust me, I understand They did a drinkything in Charleston Feb, 2015, after the SC primaries, and I couldn’t spend the $$ for gas to go 1 1/2 hours each way, let alone a night in a hotel.

          • snark-lurker

            they require mega travel monies and a NSA-level command center in the basement

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Phsst. Like the Wonketariat wouldn’t fund that in 36 hours, if they asked?

    • SayItWithWookies

      We’ll be there, 100 percent. Hotel rooms are surprisingly reasonable – for some reason I mistakenly thought the rest of society would be feeling out about this as much as MPeg & I have been.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Changed my list to reflect you two as yeses. If circumstances don’t drastically change, and Hubby doesn’t give me a DAMN good reason for a no, this will happen.

        • SayItWithWookies

          Yayyyyy! This should be very cool. And I still have my double-thickness welder’s goggles from the transit of Venus.

    • HazooToo

      Where are you, Pinky?

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Did you not read the non comment? Sorry. That was overly snarky, in this context, but STILL: “To be clear, this would be an invitation to my house, in Columbia, SC. ” Dude. Read what you’re replying to, ok?

        • HazooToo

          Yeah sorry, I was still rageblind from the stabby catheter story.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            Oh, i can understand that!

          • HazooToo

            Can’t make it, but I wish you guys lots of nice weather and no clouds overhead, and cold beer!

    • shivaskeeper

      3000 miles is a bit far for me. Bring it out my way and I’ll be there. Sorry.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        Yeah. That’s an acceptable excuse.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      You do it and I’ll be there. My BF and I are planning a road trip to watch it and we have no reservations yet. You can reach me at cynmac07 at gmail dot com or on FB if you search ‘cynmac’. I’m the first result.

  • Suse

    I was listening to some Amy Winehouse songs today. It made me very sad.

    • Anna Rompage

      Yeah, her stuff had some soulful, yet melancholy vibes to it, and it’s so sad she passed on to the other side…

      Have you listened to Sharron Jones at all? shes another one that passed before her time… I was fortunate to see her on several occasions, and those are some of the best shows I’ve ever seen..

      • Suse

        I don’t think I’ve ever heard her sing (or maybe I just didn’t know it was her singing), but I plan to watch the Netflix documentary about her. My niece is a big fan of hers.

    • snark-lurker

      stop douing that! Hermans Hermits or The Trogs or The Zombies or The Mothers or Sly or Roy Orbison or… …

      • Suse

        I know. I was feeling maudlin. :-(

        • snark-lurker

          also The Doors & Tull & ELO & ELP & Boston & Air &the Eagles, Jimi & Blondie & Fleetwood Mac… …

  • Bill D. Burger

    A very tough test ahead for Tester. We’ve got to help him stay in the Senate.

    [Tester raises $2 million for 2018 reelection campaign
    The Montana Democrat has $3.2 million on hand ahead of his red-state reelection run.
    By GABRIEL DEBENEDETTI 04/13/17 06:38 PM EDT

    Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester raised $2 million in the first three months of 2017 — the first quarter of a campaign in which he is a top target of national Republicans — according to figures provided by his campaign to POLITICO.
    The second-term senator entered the second quarter with $3.2 million on hand, continuing the trend of Senate Democratic incumbents piling up large cash hauls to start the President Donald Trump era.
    Much of that money has come in small increments as grass-roots Democrats contribute in far larger-than-usual numbers: 85 percent of Tester’s contributions were of $100 or less.]

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/jon-tester-2018-reelection-fundraising-237212

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
    • Suse

      Follow the money.

  • Suse

    What’s Drumpf going to do with North Korea? I’m freaking out. Leon Panetta is talking doom and gloom.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Dunno. I wish I had an optimistic angle on it.

    • He will rattle his saber a bit.

    • aktlib101

      Personally, I think it is all a show. China will not let anything happen to N. Korea, not in China’s interest at all. And S. Korea will not risk Seoul for Shitler’s ego. So, stalemate. But they think that maybe all this “Big Bomb” news, plus our ships changing course, will frighten lil’ Kim. So that Shitler takes credit for his presidenting while orange and our country starts loving him. Hehe, don’t think Kim will play ball, but we’ll see.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Lawrence O’Donnell just pointed out that every president has had a policy for what to do if North Korea goes nuclear. It sort of makes me feel better.

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
  • Bemused Australian

    You American Trump Resisters could probably use some sage advice from The Raccoons of the Resistance.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/24/raccoons-of-the-resistance-you-cant-dismantle-capitalism-if-you-have-a-headache

    • lol ok that parting line, about how if you actually do manage to do something there will be other leftists to tell you you are doing it wrong, and then the well actually, was funny as all get out XD

    • MynameisBlarney

      Too many big words for us simple ‘Merkans.
      Also, too; please to keep to one panel. KTHNXBAI.

  • Bill D. Burger

    OK: Choices. Get the shit beat out of you or have a scorpion fall on you while you’re eating? More great publicity and another United Air bedtime tale:

    CALGARY, Canada (KRON) — United Airlines just can’t catch a break.

    The same week a passenger was dragged off of a flight, a scorpion fell out of an overhead bin and landed on a passenger.

    Richard Bell was flying with his wife from Houston to Calgary after a two-week vacation in Mexico, Bell told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

    The Calgary man said the creature landed on his head and stung him while he was enjoying his lunch in business class.

    Bell flicked the scorpion onto the floor, where a flight attendant covered it with a cup.

    When the flight landed, Bell was taken to the hospital and told he would be fine.

    United Airlines gave the couple flying credit as compensation for what happened on the flight, according to Bell’s wife.

    https://mgtvwcmh.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/scary-scorpion.jpg?w=768

    Poor thing probably discovered it was on it’s way to a cold, chilly climate and panicked!

    • No. Just no.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I got stung by a scorpion once. Whilst all hashed out and on LSD.
        I do not recommend it.

        • Panika MCD

          you just hang out with the wrong scorpions.

        • MynameisBlarney

          That said…
          I did have quite the interesting out of body experience that night.
          I basically flew around the planet, going wherever my mind took me.
          No fucking bullshit.
          Dunno if the scorpion had anything to do with that part of it though.
          But., either way..it was a 1st.
          Not something I’d want to try again.
          It was amazing and frightening at the same time.

    • Panika MCD

      I’ll take the scorpion, please. I’ve been stung by them before and while not pleasant, it doesn’t last as long as a beating!

      • CogitoErgoBibo

        Stinging does not result in a broken nose or lost teeth. #win

  • DerpyGurdyMan
  • MynameisBlarney
  • Anna Rompage

    Look! Squirrel!

    No, not really… it’s dinner and there’s no squirrel in it at all, though it would likely be better if there was…

    Chunks of braised chicke thighs, fennel, and kale, https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e629988fef1441df02daf92fb24248784192298c2979a769339bab3ed0d00949.jpg served along a side of pappradelle, and topped with a little fresh asparagus & pecorino Romano…

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Anna Rompage

        You cannot hide from me you little varmint!

        • he got ear tuffs!

        • TJ Barke

          That’s why god invented .22s.

          • snark-lurker

            and 4tens for drinkors

          • Shanzgood

            I tried to get mad about that because squirrels are my sort of patronus animal but then I thought about how much I like bacon and won’t stop eating it even though pigs are smarter than some people I know.

          • Anna Rompage

            I love rabbit and was raised on it…. Though I’ve never had squirrel, but I’d imagine it’s kind of similar…

          • Anna Elizabeth

            According to my dad, yes.

      • snark-lurker

        doz me smellz cookin over there?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Pikachu?

        • TJ Barke

          Pikachu is an electric mouse.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      That’s lovely! Those noodles look especially inviting, and the color combinations are superb. :) I envy your fresh Asparagus.

      • Anna Rompage

        Thank you! I wish there was something red in there, just to make it pop, but I’m out of fresh tomatoes & red bell pepper…

        • Anna Elizabeth

          It’s so pretty already. :) I’ll have to make something like this soon.

    • MynameisBlarney
      • Anna Rompage

        That’s a bit disturbing…

    • Shanzgood

      Would you be my food girlfriend plz?

      • Anna Rompage

        OMG, totally! Though I am a slightly confused, polysexual man… Is that okay?

        Can I still be your food girlfriend?

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      MMMM. Pappardelle is so awesome. I had drunken noodles from the local Thai place tonight. Gimme wide, flat noodles and yummy sauce with a protein and I can be happy for life.

      • Anna Rompage

        Exactly!

    • janecita

      When I become a millionaire, I’ll hire you to be my cook. I was planning to hire Ina Gardner, but you seem nicer:-)

      • Anna Rompage

        I am nicer, can maintain a mean garden for garden fresh veggies without help, and am a pretty accomplished woodworker & grounds keeper to boot…

        Somehow I groomed myself to be the perfect house husband, as long as you don’t mind someone who is usually sipping on a beer anytime after noon time

        Did I mention I am an avid pickler, fermenter, and am happy to do laundry as well?

        • janecita

          A perfect house husband is allowed all the beer he wants!

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      I’ll have a slice without so much squirrel in it.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Really kool piece called Kinetic Rain: Installed at the airport to soothe customers. Probably should be moved very close to United Air boarding area.
    ( It’s in Changi Airport in Singapore)

    https://www.facebook.com/RocketsAreCool/videos/915365595259639/

  • Shanzgood
    • ayep.

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Reality Killswitch

        I wish I wold have not watched this. Disturbing.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      I asked people to give donations to PP rather than buy me presents this year for my birthday. I don’t need any more stuff. The only people who ignored this were my BF, my mother and my sister/cousin. I don’t know how many people actually did it, but I did receive a few emails and PMs from friends with stories about how PP helped them.

  • Ω cynmac will never surrender

    Question for the Peanut Gallery ~ I have noticed that white men of a certain age (50-60, my age range) are extremely pessimistic. I chalk it out to having a childhood/adolescence during the 60’s/70’s when everything was going to shit socially. The suicide statistics bear this out as well. My question is do you all have real life examples? My boyfriend is freaking me out a little.

    • Anna Rompage

      That sounds like he’s having a tough go at it…

      More specifically, what real life examples are you seeking?

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Doomsday talk from guys who thought Ball of Confusion was a documentary.

        • Jonny On Maui

          There is a strong undercurrent of feeling like things are moving too fast, that the pace of change is too rapid in my age group, I do believe. I believe that might hold true for my age group throughout time.

          I never bought into that being from the ‘Adapt or Die’ school…

          • OrG

            Dude,I had an 8-Track tape player in my first car(’67 Nova),now I have 35,000 songs in my hand.

          • Jonny On Maui

            And a phone in your hand with more power than some major test systems…

          • OrG

            That IS my phone.

          • Anna Rompage

            Exactly, the world has enough spaciousness to honor all, it’s just the fucks who think they need to own 99% of the world that fuck it up for the rest of us sane folks…

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            Exactly. I don’t have a lot of patience for people that don’t anticipate and adapt to change. My mom and I were talking about my nephew the other day. He’s in 10th grade and in an accelerated academic program that he could give a fuck about. He draws compulsively and is quite good. I asked if they had ever considered an art program for him and she said no, it’s too late for him to apply for next year, yadda yadda. We talked about forcing kids into round holes when they are square pegs but I don’t think she got it.

        • Mike Steele

          Mike/Lady MS grew up huddling under our desks in anticipation of the ‘big one’. Though that possibility again seems likely, we’ve recently recouped our activism of the 60s, madder than hell that history would have the unmitigated gall to repeat itself in our lifetime… still resisting:) Carry on…

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Examples of what, exactly?

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Dudes who say stuff like “I didn’t expect to live this long” but they are 55. And I always ask them how old their grandpa was when he died. Didn’t you expect to live as long as your grandpa?

        • Shanzgood

          My dad still wigs out that he lived longer than his DAD who died in his 40s.

        • Jonny On Maui

          Considering what we did as kids I think most of us are surprised we made it to adulthood.

          • OrG

            I was convinced we would have had the nuclear holocaust by now.

          • Jonny On Maui

            I believed in MAD, mutually assured destruction, should WWIII ever start as the reason WWIII didn’t start.

            Of course now that our ‘leaders’ is quite mad…

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Hell, *I* say that myself, and I’m 44. I mean it more like “I’m living the way I want now”, though.

        • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

          Oh, okay.
          I don’t know anyone in that age group that says stuff like that.

          Mr. Raven is in that group and he is the most consistently cheerful person I have ever met.

          Maybe it’s something that has nothing to do with the generation your dude grew up in, like “if I’d known I’d live this long I would have taken better care of myself”?

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          Oh! Gen X. I was joking about this with a friend just the other day. Between the Cold War and AIDS a lot of us were convinced we wouldn’t live past 25 – and many didn’t. (Because of AIDS, not the Cold War.) And now here we are, and we are very displeased to be starting this bullshit again.

    • Shanzgood

      I thought things were going WELL socially in the 60s and 70s.

      • Shanzgood

        But I’m a woman, so…

      • Jonny On Maui

        Depended on where you were alot, age at that time too…

        • Shanzgood

          Also the civil rights movement. Jeez.

          • Jonny On Maui

            Effective birth control was expanding, again, in certain areas…

          • Shanzgood

            Yeah, I’m having a problem imagining exactly who the 60s and 70s was “going to shit for” socially.

      • Yr. Gma

        Well, there was Vietnam and the draft, but that was over by the 70s, pretty much.

    • Jonny On Maui

      As a white male on the, er, elder side of your age range, I’d have to disagree. I certainly was pessimist at work, because the worst always happened, so mental health, but not overly so.
      There was worry as life went along and certainly some major adjustments, but I ended up where I want to be with the person I want to be with.
      On top of that, I have survived Salt Mine Disease. Usual retirees from the salt mines lasted a year before keeling over. OTJ stress issues. I’m two years into retirement and actually getting healthier.
      Then again, location, location, location…

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        True dat. And thanks for your response. As fucked up as the last 10 years for me, I struggle to find correct responses for him.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      The ex in that age group with whom I pal around isn’t exactly pessimistic. More pissed off. Mr. Angrypants.

    • OrG

      That’s my age range. I’m neither more NOR less pessimistic than I ever was. Dunno.

    • Wellstone En Resistencia, Coño

      I’m 67 and not pessimistic. I grew up moving from country to country every 3-to-6 months and only coming back to the US to spend Thanksgiving and Christmas with our extended family. I learned that shit that don’t fit in my suitcase is not needed, that people are essentially the same everywhere, that good manners go a long way and that it’s easier to make friends than to make enemies. The 70s were great; got laid a lot, smoked lots of weed and listened to lots of kick-ass rock-and-roll. The 80s were surreal and then I stopped caring so much and I just decided to relax and enjoy the ride, which is what I do today.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        I can remember being in 4th grade and the assignment was to research a kind of pollution and report on it. This would have been around 1972. The same timeframe as the Crying Indian commercial. Being a young nerd, I looked at all of them before reporting on noise pollution, because I knew nobody else would. What I did read, in adult publications not the World Book encyclopedia, freaked me out as it should have.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Suu84khNGY

    • SayItWithWookies

      Well I’ve just entered that age range — which means that I remember watching Vietnam on the news when I was four, and seeing Grandma cry when Nixon resigned when I was eight. Reagan was elected the year before I went to high school, and reinstituted selective service registration right before I turned eighteen, and started all kinds of bullshit with Nicaragua, got us involved in Lebanon with terrible planning, and ramped up the war on drugs by sending troops into Colombia and exporting the police state to the rest of the hemisphere.

      Then HW came along and was even more police-statey than Reagan, but since he had more connections in the CIA, he was a bit more secretive about it. But abortion bombings were on the rise, and HW got my activist ball rolling by threatening war against Iraq.

      I could go on, but it seems every Republican advocates a stronger police state, treating anyone who disagrees with him as a criminal, absolutely increasingly insane fiscal policy, retrograde social mores, and complete and utter stupidity. And each of them has been worse than the previous one, even when I thought that was no longer possible. So it’s easy to see this administration as a bottomless pit.

      But I remind myself of all the good that’s happened: gay marriage, not sinking into a worldwide global depression, the ACA, increased social advocacy spurred on by the fact that we actually made progress in the previous eight years; cleaner air, cleaner power, cleaner water. It’s just a constant, unending fight, which is hard to think about sometimes — but real progress does get made.

  • HazooToo

    Just read up on the last two days all at once. I am ready to put my head back in the sand now. 2015?! We knew all this shit about Trump in 2015. But somehow, a long line of assholes said “nah, we need to investigate this in TOTAL SECRECY! We can’t even HINT to the people or even Trump’s Republican competitors during the primary campaign that something bad is going on.” I would really like to know who decided those things. I would reeeeeeeeeally like to know how he even came within spitting distance of REGISTERING to run for President.

    • jesterpunk

      Trump didnt hide it, he said on tv he was friends with Putin. In the primaries republicans kept attacking each other and pretty much ignored Trump then once he won the nomination they put party before country.

      • Shanzgood

        Also in the debates Trump said he had a big dick so no contest.

        • Shoto

          The Journalamism can sometimes be terrifying.

        • jesterpunk

          Oh yeah, forgot about that in all the craziness during the election.

      • HazooToo

        Who knew about this investigation? Obama was told, but McConnel threatened him if he went public, and I can SEE going public going extremely bad if it came from Obama, but JFC there HAD to be more people who knew before he did, and why didn’t THEY just refuse to move him forward? Did they get lied to? Did they get bribed? Are they fucking insane? I can’t see how any of this happened with someone as DUMB AND OBVIOUS AS TRUMP WAS AND IS, if some of the people who weren’t technically involved in his bullshit either blatantly ignored it or got paid.

        • jesterpunk

          Jeb hired Christopher Steele in the primaries to investigate Trump but as soon as he was out of the primaries he dropped it. Party before country. Also Comey knew but he refused to say anything when asked under oath in congress because he said they dont comment on ongoing investigations but made sure to comment on Hillary’s emails. Once again party over country. Republicans dont care as long as they are in charge.

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/12/christopher-steelethe-former-british-spy-created-donald-trump/

          • HazooToo

            How does this not make them complicit?

          • jesterpunk

            They are, but they dont care because they now control all 3 branches of government.

          • HazooToo

            Why do they just lie? They get up in front of people and they just lie. They don’t explain, they don’t charm, they just LIE. Like the woman in the stupid Borg-article. Just actually lie…

          • jesterpunk

            Did I mention they put party before country and them being in power is more important then anything to them?

          • HazooToo

            Yes… it’s just too infuriating to accept. I want to bite them in the votes, I really do.

          • jesterpunk

            I really don’t think you want to do that. You don’t know where they have been or what they may have. You never know what you will catch from them.

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            IMHO it totally does, but it will be up to us to make sure they all pay.

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          All this. I keep trying to convince myself there are still some actual adults somewhere in DC who knew, and who still know, what they were/are doing. I am having little success, but I am optimistic, which is why I am not dead by my own hand.

          • HazooToo

            I try to be optimistic too. Just got so damn frustrated tonight.

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            That happens to me every so many hours. That’s why we stay in community – to prop eachother up as needed.

    • aktlib101

      Everybody thought Shitler was a joke, easy to be ignored. I was convinced Hillz would mop the floors with his toupee. We were wrong, underestimated racist Americans

      • HazooToo

        Also too, Russian ratfucking, apparently. I admit, even I didn’t really think the Russians were actually really doing anything besides cheering for his dumb ass, for a bit.

        • aktlib101

          Well, Donnie was funded by them for some time. Looked reasonable to assume they had something on him. But maybe it is just grift, what to do to grift together and screw the world for profit

          • HazooToo

            I can’t help but conclude now that this has been a WAY longer game for Putin than it ever looked. He’s got multiple dicks in multiple pies around the fucking world. He’s just been breeding this “nationalism” bullshit online and then picked half a dozen would-be leaders, and ratfucked his way through more than one government at a time. I want someone to prove me wrong, I really want to be paranoid SO MUCH, because otherwise…

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            Well, really, if you’re right (and I share your theory to a large degree) then it means the whole freaking world is maybe NOT totally insane (though painfully vulnerable) and maybe we can fix this before it’s too late. And if all that is true, we will come out stronger than ever.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • CogitoErgoBibo

    Brian Williams has managed to not have a visible orgasm over dropping the MOAB on Afghanistan for an entire 3 minutes. He must be medicated.

    • Shoto

      Maybe Phil Griffin made him take some anti-boner pills? Just spitballin.

      • Anna Rompage

        Prozac?

    • aktlib101

      How many mountain goats did we scare? And how much did we pay for that?

    • Anna Rompage

      Give it time, in another month, he’ll be telling stories how he was on the bomber that released the phallic compensation bomb and kissed it right before it was dropped, and that he almost got sucked out of the bomb bay doors as it fell

      • Anna Elizabeth

        “I tell you Katie, I rode that MOAB down almost to Ground Zero when it’s guidance package failed, and when I knew it was shack on, I climbed back to the bomber on a rope made of my manly jizz.”

        I fucking hate Brian Williams. He’s one of many “journalists” I’d like to hold Drumhead trials for.

    • SayItWithWookies

      It’s just like Assmouth to make a splashy but indiscriminately destructive attack on a group that’s been whittled away by half over the last year, by joint US-Afghan attacks, aided by ISIS’s dumbass strategic blunder of trying to start a viable group in a country that overwhelmingly looks on them as an alien and malevolent influence.

  • DerpyGurdyMan
  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Nick Scroggs
  • Suttree
    • Suttree

      It must be followed up by Danko!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHzODm-Ik8

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Such a sad song.

        • Suttree

          I disconcur! I think that it is a happy song. ABout a man working through his pain.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I want to throw myself off a cliff when I hear it!

            And the suuuuunnnn don’t shine anymorrrrre…

            *sob*
            *throw*

            I’m glad you interpret it differently!

  • Suse

    Good night, my dear ones. Peace.

    • Anna Rompage

      Sweet dreams Suse!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      ‘Night Suze. Sleep sweet. :)

    • MynameisBlarney

      G’noit!

    • puredog

      See you tomorrow, maybe!

  • aktlib101

    Hehe, geez, no WWIII? Awwwww…
    “Officials push back on ‘wildly crazy’ report US is ready to launch preemptive strikes against North Korea”
    “Multiple senior defense officials pushed back on an NBC News report indicating the U.S. may launch a preemptive strike against North Korea, calling the report “wildly wrong” and dangerous, Fox News’ Jennifer Griffin reports”
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/officials-push-back-on-wildly-crazy-report-us-is-ready-to-launch-preemptive-strikes-against-north-korea/

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Nick Scroggs
    • Anna Elizabeth

      You have great hair. :)

      • Nick Scroggs

        Thank you.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I went to the penis museum in Iceland in December. Does that count? http://phallus.is/en/

      • janecita

        I loved that museum, it was awesome! Were you in Reykjavik for New Year’s Eve?

        • CogitoErgoBibo

          Nope. I want to go back for that. Heard it’s amazing. Was there early December. Almost 5 hours of daylight! LOL

          • janecita

            It is amazing, the best New Year’s Eve I’ve ever had! You should definitely go back for that.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            Oh I will. I lurv Reykjavik. And the fact that I can actually spell that without thinking. But it’s the coolest little city.

          • janecita

            I just finished watching this excellent Icelandic show called “Trapped,” and now I’m itching to go back.

          • CogitoErgoBibo

            I watched that too! I don’t think I could hack living in the fishing village, but I did like Reykjavik.

      • Shanzgood

        Only in Iceland.

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Nope. In Japan, every year, they have a Penis Parade to celebrate fertility.
          I went as a child when we lived on an USAF base near Tokyo.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisZ6QZ5WJE

          • Shanzgood

            I’d much rather see a penis museum/parade in Iceland than in Japan.

          • Ω cynmac will never surrender

            But not just in Iceland was the point. :)

          • Shanzgood

            Oh.

  • Mike

    There’s talk on Twitter about Rudy Giuliani maybe looking for a deal from Comey…he’s in a hot mess with the Reza Zarrab thing (He’s in US Prison but he ran his criminal empire from Trump’s Istanbul Towers) Anyhow…that would be a dream come true…
    Here’s a link to Claude Taylor’s feed…
    https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/852609433502920706
    He was a Clinton WH staffer and pretty good in the leaks dept…

    • dshwa

      Given that Rudy was playing footsie with the NY FBI office that was instrumental in the Weiner computer shenanigans that made Comney look like a partisan hack trying to influence the election, I imagine he’s in no mood to deal.

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      “pretty good in the leaks dept”

      As good as the pee hookers? /obligatory

  • MynameisBlarney

    Alrighty folks…

    Gonna totter off and finish reading the rest of this insane pr0nz about aliens and sex and stuff and junk.
    Sorry, no redheaded dwarf transgendered uni-pony pr0nz this time.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      XD Have a good evening, Blarney. :)

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’mma try.
        You do the same.
        And be fuckin’ careful, dammit!
        You were radio silent for days. I worried about you.
        I thought the worst. Please try to check in more often and let us know you’re OK.
        Please?
        We all care about your nerdy ass.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          I apologize, Blarney.

          I’ll check in more, I promise. :)

          ~hugs~

          • MynameisBlarney

            You don’t got to apologize for nuthin, Anna.
            Just keep us posted if possible.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            I will, thank you. :)

  • Moebym

    To everyone who lives in the Las Vegas area, there’s a Tax Day anti-Trump rally at noon this Saturday, April 15. It’s going to start at the intersection of Fashion Show and Las Vegas Blvd., near Trump Int’l. Hotel, and it’s scheduled to last 2 hours, according to the Facebook event.

    You can RSVP on FB:
    https://www.facebook.com/events/1375995072474152/

    Or on TaxMarch.com, where you can find a list of all of the Tax March rallies occurring all over the country, and in a few places worldwide.

    (If you’re wondering why I deleted my old Disqus account…it’s for a really stupid reason.)

    • BadKitty904

      IF THE “PRESIDENT” DOESN’T PAY TAXES, WHY SHOULD I?

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      There is one in Atlanta, but I may skip it because the next weekend is the Science March. My group for the Dragon Con parade, The Periodic Table has been asked to march en masse. I am Osmium.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      We march for everything in Charlottesville, VA, but for some reason we’re not having a tax march. Instead, I’m going to a wine festival and a Ben Folds concert. I promise I’ll think about taxes for so long as I’m not drunk! Okay right. Not at all.

  • Nick Scroggs
    • Anna Elizabeth

      Awws

    • MynameisBlarney

      KITTEH!

    • BadKitty904

      I’m ready for my close-up now, Mr. DeMille…

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I WANNA SINK KITTEH!!!

      • BadKitty904

        Lynx in da sinx!

    • Amy!

      I didn’t know you could just pour them out of faucets!

      Hey. That doesn’t work at my house. I just got my hands all wet and stuff. What gives?

    • Shanzgood

      My sink strainer prolly works better.

      • Suttree

        But it ain’t as cute!

    • MynameisBlarney
      • CogitoErgoBibo

        I should not have popped the reply link with a mouthful of wine. I have a very well-hydrated computer monitor now.

    • MilwaukeeKent

      They only need us to turn on faucets and open cans of food. As soon as they develop opposable thumbs they’re done with us. We’ll make great pets.

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
    • shivaskeeper

      Is this someone or a group abusing an algorithim to block/ban things automatically by false reporting some sort of standards violation? Shit like than happens on FaceBook all the time.

    • shivaskeeper

      Is this someone or a group abusing an algorithm to block/ban things automatically by false reporting some sort of standards violation? Shit like than happens on Facebook all the time.

  • aktlib101

    Healthcare in America.
    “More US hospitals pushing patients to pay before care”
    Because universal healthcare is communist?
    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/more-us-hospitals-pushing-patients-to-pay-before-care/

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Doesn’t that just incentivize them to kill you? I mean, if they already haz your money…

      • aktlib101

        Probably not, they’d rather you stop by again, pay more from your own pocket, that’s where the real money comes from. Charging up to 10x higher amounts

    • shivaskeeper

      Not communist. Socialist. That is like 1000x’s worse than Communist.

    • jesterpunk

      I had the same surgery twice, once with insurance and once without. This was in 2006 and 2008 on christmas eve. There was a huge difference between how I was treated both times. With insurance the hospital made sure I was ok and made sure there was nothing wrong with me before discharging me.They even made sure I had a list of things I could and couldnt do, what I could eat and any after care that was needed. Without insurance after the surgery they rushed me to get out of the hospital and didnt really care what happened after that. They have always been more about the money then about patient care but the ACA did make them pretend to care and tied payments to results.

    • TJ Barke

      Capitalist medicine is extortion, and they prefer it that way.

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    Welp, tonight’s game was suspended due to snow. So what’s going on? Trump making rocks bounce halfway across the world again?

  • Reximus

    So now today…they now have Ivanka on tape doing this money-laundering https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2e8c32c7776ee21100314ffb2953bddf67f390c41015d873beebd5f31414f8e0.png

    • jesterpunk

      Lock them all up.

    • BadKitty904

      The Trump Family is going to give international crime syndicates a bad name.

    • Little Doll

      I hope they have guardians set up for those kids, when they go to the slammer.

  • Nick Scroggs
    • BadKitty904

      You and Lindsey Graham?

      • Nick Scroggs

        No, my dad, why would Lindsey Graham be outside the Trump International with a Bernie sticker?

        • BadKitty904

          Awww! a.) That was a silly joke, because I’m very sleepy; b.) I reckoned that was a high school or something behind y’all; c.) Good on Dad!!!

          • Nick Scroggs

            Thanks and goodnight. I didn’t post this one originally because the sign was whited out by the sun.

  • Suttree

    Fuck you FB! I just got a reminder of a dead friend’s birthday.

    • janecita

      Same shit happened to me on Tuesday. Only it wasn’t a friend’s birthday it was my favorite aunt’s. I was depressed all day long.

      • Suttree

        I lost three friends to overdoses that year. i get their birthday notifications every year. It was six years ago.

        • Nick Scroggs

          Fuck, sorry man.

        • janecita

          I’m sorry, sometimes Facebook really sucks.

          • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

            Not on it, not sorry, not one regret.

          • janecita

            I hardly ever use it anymore.

          • MilwaukeeKent

            Facebook is a perfect curse.

      • MynameisBlarney

        That fucking sucks, I’m so sorry.

        • janecita

          Thanks:-)

    • Nick Scroggs

      I get those too. Like they need a few reminders to know that a guy I knew in high school killed himself years ago and thus no longer posts..

    • MynameisBlarney

      That shit happened to me for years.
      Just one more reason to leave facespace.

    • Little Doll

      You have had a really weird day. :( Sorry, Suttree. I hope tomorrow is better.

      • Suttree

        Tomorrow I get to rub Lizzie butt. So of course it will be better! :)

    • Shanzgood

      Yeah it was ages before it stopped asking me to friend my dead stepdad.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Anna Rompage

    If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes…

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7sKNb4UUE

    • Shanzgood

      Just make sure the mashed potatoes have cooked down enough.

  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Hey, remember Kevin Swanson? Yeah, he was the guy who promised to smear himself with cow shit and chant lamentations if his son ever married another man. Ted Cruz was forced to under-bus him after appearing at one of Swanson’s hatefests. Anyway, he hasn’t gone away:

    “Kevin Swanson Blasts ‘Beauty And The Beast’ For Promoting ‘Inter-Species Breeding’”

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/kevin-swanson-blasts-beauty-and-the-beast-for-promoting-inter-species-breeding/

    Swanson said that the movie was an “insidious” effort to “homosexualize the next generation of eight and ten-year-old kids” and ensure that they are “indoctrinated into the homosexual lifestyle.”

    In my case, it was old gladiator movies.

    Even worse, Swanson said, the film is promoting inter-species breeding,
    which he said Hollywood has been pushing since the days of Star Trek.

    Hubba, hubba.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6514e3f858a6cdb3ed9f680a09137cecac5a3df9be09f0fc197e97e6f09a7a47.jpg

    “Christians, I don’t believe, can allow for this,” Swanson stated. “Humans are made in the image of God. Humans are assigned a spouse which happens to be a member of the opposite sex. Friends, God’s law forbids it … Christians should not allow for this, man. We cannot allow for humans to interbreed with other species. It’s just wrong, wrong, wrong. It’s confusion, it’s unnatural.”

    Uh-huh, that’s nice, Kevvie. Now shut up, I’m trying to get laid here.

    *ahem*

    Gentlemen! Is the strange you’re getting just not quite strange enough?
    Fancy a bit of tail? Own a good pair of boots?
    If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you may be the sort of adventurous, can-do fella I’m looking for!

    https://writingintheworks.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/348946346.jpg

    • TJ Barke
    • BadKitty904

      Honestly, wtf is wrong with these people??1?

      • TJ Barke

        So very many things…

      • Jonny On Maui

        How much time do you have?

        • BadKitty904

          Not that much, I’ll guarandamntee.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        *shrug* They’re scared.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          So am I.

        • BadKitty904

          I’ve been scared before, myownself, but it didn’t make me bug-fuck crazy.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Yeah, but if you’re scared of complexity and ambiguity it can really mess with your head.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Oddly enough, this ties in directly with the insane alien sex pr0nz story I’m supposed to be finishing now.

      • janecita

        I wanna read that story!

        • MynameisBlarney

          For real?
          I’ll link it if ya want.
          It’s pretty crazy though, no shit.
          Though…as the author would recommend, best to start from the beginning.

    • janecita

      Does this moron realize that the Beast was an enchanted HUMAN prince?

      • MynameisBlarney

        A “Were” mayhap?

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        Does he have brain cramps from the mental gymnastics it takes to make that story about beastiality and homosexuality? It’s almost like he already thinks about those things a lot, making it a natural direction for his mind to follow. Makes ya wonder!!

        • Lord Jim

          Fundies have a hard time with fiction and the nonliteral in general. You and I and six-year-old kids look at BatB and see a tale about the error of judging people by appearances. This guy looks and sees a reflection of his own disturbed subconcious.

      • Ω cynmac will never surrender

        Enchanted? OCCULT! Burn the Witch!

    • Jennifer R

      No one tell him about furries.

      • janecita

        He knows, his closet has a closet.

    • Little Doll

      God was made in the image of man.

      Swanson, thou art a weird wanker.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      “All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their CO as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species.” – Starfleet Handbook on Personal Relationships

      • Anna Elizabeth

        In Star Trek Online, my main ‘toon is an Andorian Engineer. I like to say she Majored in Warp Field Theory but minored in Inter-species Mating Rituals.

        Yes, she’s Bi, too.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      I prefer my Swansons to either be Ron or a frozen dinner.

  • mfp

    just saw the dem running for he open GA house seat on lawrence o’donnell..joel ossner, is that his name?….anyway–smart, progressive young guy, said he has considered rep john lewis his mentor ever since he worked in his office at 17yrsold or something like that…john lewis your mentor and endorses you?..Shut Up and Take All My Votes And Monies Right Now!!

    • jesterpunk
      • TJ Barke

        What’s an Alyssa Milano? Some kind of cookie?

        • shivaskeeper

          You understand you are walking a thin line there, right TJ?

        • BadKitty904

          A smart cookie. And – trust – one u’d like, Teej. (look up her pix)

      • mfp

        nice….now i Really Wish i live in GA…(and it’s Jon Ossoff…sorry, jon)

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      He worked in Hank Johnson’s DC office (my rep in the GA-04). John Lewis is the rep for GA-05. Jon Ossoff is running in the GA-06 against 15 GOP candidates. Yes, it is another clown car. Jon is sitting in the polls at 43%. If he can grab 50% he wins with no runoff.

      • mfp

        ok…i was half-watching and cooking…anyway, i do remember he said he considers lewis his mentor, so he’s got all my fake IL dead-people votes

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          It’s ok. The negative ads have been hilarious. You don’t get anywhere in Atlanta by calling someone a NERD and laughing at their cosplay. We take cosplay very seriously.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztJlZ3Ndbw4

  • jaspersdad
  • Nick Scroggs
    • MilwaukeeKent

      Another cat and mouse game is afoot!

    • BadKitty904

      What is that Kitty is resting his/her head on?

      • Nick Scroggs

        He’s resting on a stone coaster. I have no idea where we got it, or how it was comfy.

        • Little Doll

          He might like it because it feels cool. As in, temperature-wise.

        • BadKitty904

          So, Kitty is stoned?

        • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

          The Stone Coasters is the name of my new folk rock 60s garage band.

    • Ω cynmac will never surrender

      What is it with cats and keyboards. My dog likes to hide phones and remotes. Have we corrupted the pet species?

      • Persistent Demme

        My dogs LOVE tech things like phones and remotes!
        But I think they love the (low tech) plastic.
        One of them always likes to sleep on the remote. (Smells familiar?)
        The other chews the hell out them.
        We have teeth marks on phones, remotes, and even the plastic handles of my kitchen shears.
        Must be the perfect consistency!

        I’ve heard that cats crave the warmth of keyboards.
        Cat people: does this sound right to you?

  • Nick Scroggs
  • MynameisBlarney

    Srsly folks.
    Y’all need to stop postin’ shit what makes me wanna reply.

    i got things what need doin.

    A’ight?

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Notreelyhelping

    Well, this is kind of entertaining. Carter Page will not say who brought him into the Trump camp, but the FBI has an idea….
    http://shareblue.com/fbi-jeff-sessions-picked-alleged-russian-agent-carter-page-for-trumps-team/

    • BadKitty904

      Vlad Putin?

      • Notreelyhelping

        Weeeellll…in a roundabout way. He’s a little Southern guy, and his name rhymes with Seff Jessions.

        • BadKitty904

          You mean, that perjurer guy?

          • Notreelyhelping

            The Attorney Perjurer guy.

          • BadKitty904

            The Still-Uncharged-Untried-and-Unconvicted Perjurer Guy?

          • Notreelyhelping

            I think that’s “so far” rather than “still”…hope he doesn’t have to work in the prison kitchen with dopers.

          • BadKitty904

            I hope he has to share a cell with Joe Arpaio…

          • Notreelyhelping

            “You notice all these Messicans in here?”
            “Give it a gawdamn rest, Joe.”

        • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

          Foghorn Leghorn’s little brother that they hid in a shed out back?

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          Beauregard! Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. You have to say the full name! It’s a Rule!

          • Major_Major_Major

            I believe the FULL name is Jefferson Davis Nathaniel Bedford Forrest P.G.T. Beuareguard Heinrich Himmler Sessions.

          • Notreelyhelping

            But his friends just call him Shiteyes.

          • Major_Major_Major

            Or Exalted Cyklops.

          • yyyaz

            Easy for you to say.

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            Then, midgets appear.

        • BadKitty904
      • Jennifer R

        Lewandowski and Sam Clovis

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who recused himself from Trump-Russia investigations after lying about his communications with Russian officials, assembled the Trump campaign’s foreign policy team that included Carter Page. A devastating new report reveals Page was the subject of an FBI warrant alleging he was an agent of the Russian government.

  • Nick Scroggs
    • Anna Elizabeth

      XD I <3 #3 on this list.

      • Shanzgood

        I have no idea.

    • jesterpunk

      What is wrong with Night Ranger?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

      • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

        They get so much shit, but I love that song and I am not ashamed to admit it.

        • Ω cynmac will never surrender

          I haven’t been able to listen without laughing since this song was used for comic effect in Mark Wahberg’s opus Boogie Nights.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGp-4NP76MM

          • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

            I know, but I loved that song way before the movie, so that’s what made the bigger impression on me. I hardly even remember that scene.

        • jesterpunk

          Sister Christian is so much fun to sing along with in the car or in the shower. They may be a hair metal band but they have some good songs.

          • The Librarian

            It’s a road trip song. Even my spawn can sing it. :)

    • Pinkham’s Law

      FUCK YOU! Just, fuck you! AND that damn horse.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSWPTU_krTY

      • Duke

        Yea… That’s what I’m talkin bout.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Isn’t Night Ranger that hipster Canadian band?

      • MynameisBlarney

        No.
        That’s Rush.

  • BadKitty904
    • Little Doll

      You’re still not South Dakota today, so there’s that.

    • yyyaz

      “I’ve been to Micanopy,
      I’ve been all ’round the world.”
      T. Petty

      • BadKitty904

        I’ve been through Micanopy any number of times…

        • Major_Major_Major

          We used to go to Micanopy on Independence day to watch the fireworks when I was in grad school. Also the Olustee civil war reenactment. They are interesting stops, but no place to linger for more than a few hours.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Maybe because I’m an Oregonian and am unused to alligators, but I doubt that my first reaction to seeing an alligator that close would be to start filming.

      • BadKitty904

        = “Tourist”

        • WomanInThePersistence

          I would certainly be a tourist as well. And I’m pretty sure running, shrieking and flailing my arms in helpless panic would be involved.

          • BadKitty904

            Oh, gators generally won’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Unless it’s mating season, when they get all het up.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Again. Oregonian. I certainly wouldn’t know that. And now I know what I would be shrieking. “IS IT MATING SEASON?!?!? AAAAEEEEEEIIIIIII!!!!”

          • BadKitty904

            Pro-tip: for short bursts, a gator can run as fast as a horse on land.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            That is not comforting. Although the horse in that video certainly seemed to have the advantage. And was apparently a bit cranky. I like that horse.

          • BadKitty904

            Gators are really mostly only dangerous in water. Remind me not to tell you how they eat their prey.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Please don’t tell me how gators eat their prey. Thanks!

          • BadKitty904

            Good call.

          • Heyzeus Ahchay

            Do they pray before they prey?

          • BadKitty904

            I doubt it. Their brains are even tinier than a fundamentalist’s.

          • OrG

            Yep,you don’t REALLY wanna get that close.

          • BadKitty904

            They can also launch themselves at least the length of their tails out of the water. So, no, you don’t.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Ya sure about that?
            Pretty sure gators are pretty damn aggressive.

          • Slamtundra

            There’s a state park near Houston where there was a sizable population of alligators and you could walk the paths and find them hanging out just a few feet away. That always freaked me the hell out. But did I stand there like a doofus taking pictures? Yes, yes I did.

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            I’ve encountered any number of critters in the wild, including wolves, mountain lions, moose, elk, and who knows what all snakes and insects, and the only thing that has ever attacked me, utterly unprovoked, was a freaking red wasp.

            My hand swelled up for a week. Ever take a latex glove and make a balloon out of it? That was my hand.

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      Mean horse.

      • BadKitty904

        Well, I can sympathize with him not wanting to get et and all…

        • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

          Alligator’s mouth was pointing totally the other way.

          • BadKitty904

            You can demo the Approved Procedure the next time you’re standing that close to a gator’s mouth.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            My sympathy is totally with the horse.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yeah. me too.

          • MynameisBlarney

            American Alligators are total assholes.
            Waaaay more aggro than American Crocodiles.
            And far more numerous.

          • shivaskeeper

            Have you ever seen how fast a gator can spin 180 degrees? The horse saw a threat in the gator,

      • MynameisBlarney

        Stallion protecting his herd.

      • shivaskeeper

        Either a stallion or the boss mare doing it’s thing to protect the herd. Not mean at all. It’s what they are supposed to do.

    • MynameisBlarney

      That horse is one that I doubt could be broken.

      • shivaskeeper

        Maybe not broken, but I bet it could learn to trust you. I worked with a 22 year old mustang stallion that came right off the range. It took 3 days to build up enough trust and he let me halter him and lead him around. There is no breaking involved. It’s all trust,

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Smackdown!

  • Nick Scroggs
    • Mike Steele

      Nick, re your earlier Portland post… Lady MS spent a year there one week as a delegate to the NALC convention. Flew into crater of Mt. St. Helen two yrs. after eruption. Took rickshaw ride back to hotel after gorging out at ‘The Bite’ along the river. Not gonna say we had too much fun & spent too much money, but the desks clerks CRIED when we went home! Whatta town!

      • Nick Scroggs

        I mostly remember the pizza places with pinball machines. That and Voodoo Donuts.

  • BadKitty904

    Meanwhile, in Latvia:

    Thirsty Cat Doesn’t Give a Heck About Interrupting Mayor’s Big Interview
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nils-usakovs-cat-interview_us_58e7b9bbe4b00de14102fbaa?section=us_weird-news

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      What an attention whore, just trying to compete with those kids who busted into that BBC interview with their dad a few weeks back.

      :-)

  • Anna Elizabeth
  • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

    Still shooting dreary old 35mm and 120? The smart set are reloading vintage 127 spools and backing papers with bulk 46mm film! Also get bulk 70mm and ultra large format sheet film during Ilford’s annual ULF sale!
    http://www.freestylephoto.biz/search?max=96&mfg%5B%5D=54&q=ulf&sort=price-asc
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e5ff1f6ccbd99f10cd83dd88b48ef03dc50eff369691bba7929aa3215b8f5a9.jpg

    • BadKitty904

      Dang, why not just get some canvas and some oil paints?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Because, silver?

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        I have this bird’s feather covered in mud and a cave wall.

        Suck on it, Andy Warhol.

      • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

        Well, that’s actually a bit harder.

    • Mike Steele

      Where the hell am I – eBay?

      • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

        Sometimes. I know I usually am.

    • proudgrampa

      Hell, I can’t even figure out the camera on my smartphone.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Could be taken on holiday.

      • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

        Say no more!

        • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

          But does it go?

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            Sometimes.

          • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

            As a matter of fact it’s very fond of cricket.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Roger: Hi, my name’s Stan Smith. I seem to have lost my credit
    card, can you tell me the last place I used it? No, I don’t know my
    social security number. No, I don’t know my date of birth. My mother’s
    maiden name? Uh, something Italian. I look Italian. Try “Frappuccino”.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Stan: Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait. It’s a cheetah. Chee-tah. Chee-tos. There’s so much beauty in the world.

  • btwbfdimho
    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Also too warned Russia that he was going to bomb Syria so of course Russia told their besties Syria.

      And the runways screamed out

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Like Indy said: “it ain’t the years, it’s the miles”. XD Time to hit the sack. I leave Y’all with this for tonight:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4p6tfoankk&list=PLm8T8PspIaWS8mgz5-0ioA-gQornWPGGH

    Now no doubt some folks enjoy doin’ battle
    Like Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Kings
    Let’s all build them Shelves
    Where they can Fight it out among Themselves
    And leave the People Be who love to sing

    ~hugs~

    • BadKitty904

      Bonne nuit!

    • MynameisBlarney

      G’noit!

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      Goodnight!

    • Lord Jim

      Nighty!

  • BadKitty904

    Aight, chirren, I’m so sleepy I’ma have to either duck-tape myself into this chair or go to bed. So, I’m going to bed.

    Sweet dreams!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJKQzf6koo

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      No! Duct tape!!

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      WEIRD. Buck has Donald Trump’s exact same hairdo.

      And did Roy wet his pants or is that a shadow?

      Don’t get me wrong, I love Roy, one of the greats.

      Buck on the other hand was a total asshole. Look it up.

      • Pinkham’s Law

        “Buck on the other hand was a total asshole.”
        Stipulating that this is true, how does this make him not one of The Greats? (It doesn’t. he was one of The Greats, even if he was, also too, an asshole.)

        Too, too, too, looking out my back door.

        • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

          Oh good question.

          I am very aware of Roy’s pickin’ skills that made him one of the greats, not so much aware of Buck’s skills that made him one of the greats.

          Why was he one of the greats then? I’m always willing to correct gaps in my knowledge.

          Honest question, no snark.

          • Pinkham’s Law

            This hits me like someone asking for proof that LBJ was a progressive. To me, it’s so obvious that I’m at a loss to document my position, because it seems unquestionable. Give me a moment, ok?

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Last fall I went to the LBJ library. My most lefty friend said that it made her cry. It made me cry, also too. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee171164dae40e75935b57ce7937f987dcedad38ca9337ca7a06ff797e6a2c97.jpg

            Yeah, it’s sideways. Sorry.

          • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

            You know what made me cry? Dealey Plaza.

            No comparison of crying prompts intended.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            None taken. I’ve been a bit weepy since November.

          • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

            Sure. Honestly, I’m just ignorant but open to being enlightened. We all have our blind spots.

          • Lord Jim

            Rock guitarists respected Roy Clark.

          • Slamtundra

            Buck didn’t have the guitar skills that Roy Clark had, this is true. But Buck wrote or made famous a lot of the great Bakersfield sound songs like Excuse Me I Think Ive got a Heartache, Crying Time, Together Again, etc. His guitar player ,Don Rich, played the hell out of that Telecaster and sang high harmonies with Buck. That’s why I think he was one of the greats. Pinkham may have a different opinion about the reasons, but we agree that he was.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Sweet merciful heavens, I haven’t heard that in years. And yes, I grew up with Hee Haw. Sweet dreams, BadKitty.

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’
      • MynameisBlarney

        Jesus…
        You just reminded me how much I loved that woman back when I was not even 5 years old.

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      That was a really fun flashback, thank you.

  • aktlib101

    Great comment by a user, to an article on how Trump abuses his voters and yet they still love him:
    http://www.salon.com/2017/04/12/the-butchers-bill-keeps-growing-donald-trump-abuses-his-own-voters-why-do-they-still-support-him/
    “Tim Vandehey · Badass Book Bosun at Freelance ghostwriter since 1995
    You’re missing the biggest reason, Chauncey: the pervasive belief that liberals are the true enemy of America. For 30 years, right-wingers have been the unwitting victims of a brainwashing strategy designed to convince them that liberals—the people who’ve championed almost every program that;’s helped improve modern American life, from Social Security to the minimum wage to the ACA—want to destroy what they hold dear. To Trump voters, we’re loathsome traitors who hate America, white people, Jesus, guns, freedom, capitalism, the unborn, the military, the wealthy…We’re elitist, ivory tower snobs who look down on them as inbred, unwashed fools—and they delight in supporting whatever they believe makes us insane. We see Trump for what he is and despise him; they see that and say, “If libtards hate him, he’s our man!” That, in my opinion, is the #1 reason so many Trump voters continue to refuse to see reality. They’re still doing the “Suck it, snowflake libtards!” dance. We can address racism, fundamentalism and Fox all we want, but if we don’t counter this brainwashing, we’ll never win this fight.”

    • HogeyeGrex

      Very true, and why I see media consolidation and right wing radio as two of the most corrosive things ever encountered by American democracy.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Kicking off Good Friday.

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing.

    He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out “Oh my God!, ”
    Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.
    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don’t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

    The atheist looked directly into the light “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?”

    “Very well,” said the voice.
    The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw , brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

    “Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful, AMEN!”

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      A Muslim, a Hindu, and a Christian are going for a ride in the country when their car breaks down.

      They go to the nearest farmhouse and ask for shelter for the night. The farmer agrees but says that he only has room for two of them to sleep in the house and the other will have to sleep in the barn.

      The Hindu says, No problem. I will sleep in the barn.

      Everyone gets settled down for the night when there’s a knock at the door. It’s the Hindu. He says, I am sorry but there is a cow in the barn and my religion forbids me to sleep with a cow.

      The Muslim says, No problem, I will sleep in the barn.

      Everyone gets settled down for the night when there’s a knock at the door. It’s the Muslim. He says, I am sorry but there is a pig in the barn and my religion forbids me to sleep with a pig.

      The Christian says, No problem, I will sleep in the barn.

      Everyone gets settled down for the night when there’s a knock at the door.

      It’s the cow and the pig.

      • Rasilom

        This is just awsome!

      • Phoenixdoglover

        Good one. Another, sort of smilar…

        A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed.
        Farmer: This is the pig I’ve been telling you about.
        Wife: That’s not a pig, you idiot, that’s a sheep.
        Farmer: I wasn’t talking to you.

    • suziq

      Yes,god always answers Christians prayers to save them. None of them or their families ever get sick or die in accidents or anything if they pray!

      • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

        Except,,,in a tornado. For example.

        The survivors all say, “God answered my prayers!”

        The ones who prayed just as hard and were just as devout yet still had their kids killed just… look dumbfounded.

        Not arguing your point, just supplementing it.

  • Nounverb911
  • Lord Jim

    I was reflecting on Spicey’s Hitler gaff, and I wondered if anybody thought to point to the recent high civilian casualties in Mosul? We’re not doing too well by the beautiful babies ourselves. As long as we’re going all WWII, did anybody bring up the firebombing of Dresden, which did not exactly cover the Allied war effort with glory?

    • Amy!

      Hiroshima. Nagasaki.

      They may have reduced military casualties. Hell, they may have reduced civilian casualties. They did it by killing people (including the “beautiful babies”) in the short term. In an instant. Without the warning that Trump gave before sending his missiles against an airbase in Syria.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Forget those two. The other nearly seventy Japanese cities we Dresdened the fuck out of add up to even more casualties.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RceLAhPOS9Q

        Okay, don’t forget them. Let’s just say, add them to the list, and it’s a long list.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Nounverb911
    • Nick Scroggs

      Wait, Red Skull’s a Nazi. He’s probably going to play both sides against each other.

      • ryp

        Meh, he worked for the Soviets in the 50s, he’s just in ti for himself.

        • HogeyeGrex

          Wait. A Nazi working for the Russians?
          The Red Skull is Steve Bannon!!!!

    • SayItWithWookies

      In our time?

      • Crank Tango

        Neville Again!

  • Nick Scroggs

    I’m going to admit, I’m half tempted to write an email to the CIA that, in my opinion, they could stop World War Three by doing old-school coups against both the Trump administration and the Kremlin.

    • TJ Barke

      There’s no way they have assets in place to stage a coup in Moscow. Plus, no way they could get away with it.

      • Nick Scroggs

        Well they’d install a friendly regime or two.

        • TJ Barke

          There’s no way the Russian military would let it happen.

          • Nick Scroggs

            That’s the half of me not tempted into doing it.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Oh, for fucks sake!
    Y’all gonna make break into the mead.
    And I gotta work tomorrow.

    My inevitable hangover is all y’alls fault.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I’m off to bed, myself. My day started too early.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Every day starts too early.

        • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

          YES IT DOES! Thank you!

    • Rasilom

      I take no responcibilaty for your hang over. I will have to deal.with my own. Now can yoi please pass me some mead? I love that stuff!

  • Nounverb911

    Boy, Kim Jung Fatty has no sense of humor….

    https://twitter.com/AP/status/852724595140554752

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      This seems like a stupid parody of a reality TV show. Probably poorly animated.

    • boyblue122

      We should let both of them settle their dispute in some sort of a strenuous sporting event.

      Maybe theyll both collapse from exhaustion and wont be able to get up…with votes or something

      • MilwaukeeKent

        Smooth this whole thing over quick with Dennis Rodman playing the two of them in basketball. Rodman and Trump let Li’l Kim win, everybody shakes hands, Trump a little too long with that stupid power move he does pulling people in. Problem solved, get Jared to broker a deal on pay-per-view.

    • ariel_gee_398

      North Korean official says accurate thing, the paradox has not yet swallowed us whole.

    • boyblue122

      Was a great idea by Rexxon to get rid of the state dept and let foreign policy be decided by tweets

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Just because I enjoy this song. And Papa Wemba was lovely.

    “Be Careful”

    https://youtu.be/RkFxKq2qJJU

    • CindyinEncinitas

      OH MY GOD THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVER!!! Thank you!!!!1!!1!1!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I love this song too!

  • Nounverb911

    Another “Blast” from trump’s past….

    https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/852682196448051200

    • Lamashtar

      There truly is a Trumptweet for every occasion!

      • georgiaburning

        Are they public domain? They could be published on greeting cards, give Hallmark some competition. RWNJ’s would buy because they believe, libs would buy for snark. Drop this idea if Trump would get a dime.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Had to double check the date there.

  • Nick Scroggs

    Frankly, I’m too scared to go to bed, just, the thought that we’re closing in on the closest confrontation since the Cuban Missile Crisis. Possibly within this month. If Trump attacks North Korea, would it upset Putin enough to break it all off, make it into a full nuclear exchange? Maybe not, they want to rule, cannot without living subjects. But a shooting war, a pointless exercise in hypermasculinity and violent tendencies to maintain power, that might happen. I want to pray, that something stops it before ti happens. All the movies i never watched, the books I never read, the places I never traveled, family and city destroyed. I honestly would make a deal with the Devil, sell my own soul to keep the world form falling into war, be a slave to demons if it actually happened, to stop it. Man, all of a sudden i just feel like the situation in Watchmen, authoritarian governments with awesome power, looking for a reason to kill each other off. Good night.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Breathe. Seriously, breathe. I’m freaked out as fuck, but I just keep telling myself – breathe. DON’T PANIC!

    • BloviateMe

      The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
      Pro patria mori.

      • Amy!

        Gas! Gas!

        Dammit, somebody needs to fucking do something about Trump’s diet.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Wilfred Owen was brilliant. And too young dead.

    • Roni Raven, Just Microwavin’

      Aw crap, I started several replies and they all seemed condescending.

      So my advice is, take care of yourself and show everyone you can how much you love them as long as you able to. Don’t mourn for what didn’t happen; instead feel gratitude for what did.

      (Disclaimer: the latter is how I’ve coped with the loss of too many friends who died too young: feeling gratitude that I had them for as long as I did and letting go of resentment that I didn’t have them longer. It’s not easy and it sucks but accepting the idea really does help in the long run.)

      Good luck to you on your journey.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Email me. I’m right around the corner.

    • suziq

      Sometimes it helps to take a few days off of looking at the news and even internets in general…watch some comedy on netflix or something and when people start to tell you about the crazy shit just say HEY-I’m taking a break please don’t talk about it!

    • aktlib101

      Nah, don’t think it will happen at all. Just posturing, Kim and Trump, two teenagers, “my big dick is bigger than your small dick”. The most, China will maybe put some pressure on Kim to stop his shit for awhile. Trump will sail the big ships close-by and will claim he is a badass. But nobody will shoot at anybody. Seoul is too close to obliteration. And China needs N Korea the way it is. So, stalemate. No worries, my opinion.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Ok, that’s it.
    I’mma callin’ it a noit.

    G’noit!

  • TJ Barke

    Goodnight all. Hopefully you’ll be lucky enough to go out in one of the blasts… I get to die from fallout.

  • CATMAN

    Me big bad Donny, make big boom with big bomb, just like my balls Hoorah! All bow down to big bad president

  • jaspersdad
  • Nounverb911
    • Rasilom

      Why do you keep teying to hypnotize….. cluck cluck cluck cack-a-doodle-doo!

  • Nounverb911
  • FDRliberal

    The Abomination-in-Chief can’t wait to get the sanctions lifted off his Russian creditors and blackmailers.

    https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/852528622233468931

  • Shoto
  • Idiokraticdrumpfenjugend
  • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

    I knew I remembered something like this. From his confirmation hearing.

    SEN. DIANNE FEINSTEIN (D), CALIFORNIA: If you were ordered by the
    president to restart the CIA`s use of enhanced interrogation techniques
    that fallout side of the army field manual, would you comply?

    REP. MIKE POMPEO (R), CIA DIRECTOR NOMINEE: Senator, absolutely not.

    http://www.msnbc.com/transcripts/rachel-maddow-show/2017-01-12

  • WomanInThePersistence

    It’s very quiet here tonight.

    https://youtu.be/etnSysBtVmo

    • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

      Have you considered visiting beautiful San Escobar?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Until I saw your post above, I thought that this response was staggering in its randomness.

        Actually, I still think that.

        • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

          Thank you!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Random is good. It is our friend. And our reality, now.

  • PressSecretaryCaptainHowdy

    #SanEscobar State Council introduces a visa-free regime with Poland.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmEaiUlCro

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Dan Rooney, Yinzer God, dies
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41502b06d3581bfe4403cf9aa398612ff19c64cf616e72ee14ee5cb2e19b2fd1.jpg
    Consider my Terrible Tahl at half mast.
    Rooney was a supporter of progressive causes, instrumental in Obama’s winning PA in 2008, and instrumental in six Superbowl wins.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/13/sports/football/dan-rooney-dead.html?_r=0

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Well, since nobody is around to object, I shall be playing music that makes me happy.

    https://youtu.be/orph2wkLFbI

    • Sister the Resister

      I, for one, was at a friends birthday potluck: ginger-sesame salmon, caught fresh by one of our party, stir fried rice with extra veggies (my contribution, a frozen thing that Trader Joe’s carries, with extra fresh veggies added), green beans with garlic and pepper, brie and warm crackers, goat cheese logs with garlic, smoked gouda for them what doesn’t care for the brie (me!), and for dessert, a chocolate cheese cake topped with raspberries and strawberries glazed with orange numminess. Also plentiful Tanqueray, Gran Manier, mango-apple sparkling cider, and seasonal micro brews.

      So, that’s where I was. Did the world blow up yet?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Apparently it’s working on it. Fuck, things are so messed up.

        • Sister the Resister

          gawd, unbelievable, isn’t it? every day, I wake up newly depressed. Amazed, and depressed. I need a new puppy.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Everybody needs a puppy. And/or kitty. And I fucking hate April. Just a lot of bad anniversaries. And April in Trumplandia is the worst. As you might have noticed, I’m not a shining beam of sunshine right now. Thus the need to play happy-time music.

          • Sister the Resister

            Play, Woman of Persistance, Play!!!!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I am. And I really love the songs I’m posting.

      • Suttree

        Umm. wait… Hold up. You don’t like brie? MONSTER!

        • Sister the Resister

          I know….
          [hangs head in shame]

          • WomanInThePersistence

            No shame! I am a cheese type person, and I wholeheartedly believe that we all have our own palates, and that’s OK.

          • Suttree

            It’s OK not to like stuff darling! *shifty eyes around you*

  • DerrickWildcat

    Enjoy a delightfully goofy Korean couple that are completely baffled by their arrival in Taiwan. Live streaming now.
    https://www.twitch.tv/exbc

  • jaspersdad
  • WomanInThePersistence

    I am continuing in my holy war of songs that make me happy.

    https://youtu.be/mriXncI96lw

    • Suttree

      Sexy as fuck!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        She was even sexy when she was cast as Bing Crosby’s love interest. Obviously George learned a thing or two from his aunt.

        https://youtu.be/tKA0jcN8Mew

        • Suttree

          I may need to rethink my dislike of blondes.

          • WomanInThePersistence
          • Suttree

            I have an affinity for brown hair though. Dark brown. And grey. I love Lizzie’s salt and pepper! I told her not to ever cover it up, and she was like “Um ok dude”. And then I fell asleep on her lap.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I have recently become more salt than pepper. And Lizzie is very lucky. It’s still ok to like Rosemary too. I’m honestly not sure how blond she was, genetically. And I frankly don’t care.

  • Suttree

    I just woke up and started looking for my pants. Yes I did have a nightmare. I am comfortably sitting here in my boxers right now though. As is proper.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      What are these “pants” of which you speak?

      • Suttree

        Those things that reside just outside of your peripheral vision. Stories have been told about them.

        • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

          Aye, me scurvy dawg, er, cat.

          • Suttree

            here be dragons……. So, I actually have a lot of nightmares, but none of them involve mythical creatures. It’s always just shitty human beings. The other night I kinda had a fun nightmare to begin with. I was in a car chase. It became a nightmare because it never ended, and I had to keep the chaser away from my sister’s house. I did have an Audi Quattro wagon from the 80’s though.What? I didn’t say that everything was horrible about my nightmares! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/034cd4d5dcb578cd2a855c313e1b18ec2f642ac5c113a41e564c08a823be0290.jpg

          • Beetle wrote a song about those cars – “Audi Lonely People”

          • Had a 80s CRX that had a similar hatchback with see through glass. See also: Prius.

        • Rasilom

          Pants are a myth. They have never actually been observed. Pants are in the same catagory as Nessy or Big Foot.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Another happy-time song.

    https://youtu.be/yBwDEsv4ytU

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    If Mozart were alive today.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP6tQ7OEFlY

  • WomanInThePersistence

    And yeah, another old timey song. Anybody have a problem with that?

    https://youtu.be/XGgbpe0_47c

  • WomanInThePersistence
  • Bemused Australian

    Seeing as happy music’s in demand, here’s a classic from cult Aussie band TISM.

    https://youtu.be/1-mLIdLZZeI

    • WomanInThePersistence

      This is marvelous. Although I’m a little worried that they copied my work uniform.

      • Bemused Australian

        Wherever you work, I am scared of it. Here’s another little ditty by the same guys, but this time they wear proper balaclavas.

        https://youtu.be/JwI2NrVYqIE

        • WomanInThePersistence

          There may have been some sarcasm. I am actually a mild-mannered purveyor of fancy cheeses. And I really like these guys. I’ve never heard of them. Thanks!

      • Sheepshagger

        Widely suspected of being the wiggles letting their hair down.

        • Bemused Australian

          My high school music teachers was definitely the bassist perhaps, or so said the rumours. Also a mate’s mum went to the same church as Ron Hitler Barassi’s grandmother. True story.

    • Happy music needs the poet laureate of Muswell Hill
      https://youtu.be/N_MqfF0WBsU

  • jaspersdad
  • WomanInThePersistence

    It’s a pity they all wound up hating each other.

    https://youtu.be/Mm1wuKvrxAw

  • Sheepshagger
  • WomanInThePersistence
    • Ginger was wearing a- a- PANTSUIT!!!!!!

      Bet she had some dodgy e-mails

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Backwards. Heels. She kicks ass.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    One last post. And I’m serious, watch this! These people are Deities of dance. Fucking watch this, really!

    https://youtu.be/pTp2dIYWn0A

  • PSA: The new season of MST3K is live. And they’ve got a house band, now? Okay, fine. They’ve got a house band, now.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      A house band. OK.

  • Someone has found the fundamental particle upon which Trump’s campaign was based

    https://twitter.com/AtheistWorld/status/852786692259852288

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      The particle physicist in me is yelling a bit right now.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Breathe.

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          Well, you see, protons and neutrons are hadrons, whilst electrons are leptons … etc etc & so on ad nauseam.

          edit: yes – that was deliberate mansplaining after that joke the other day

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