[–]PsyentificHuman 774 ポイント775 ポイント  (16子コメント)

this isnt normal 'crimes against sapience'

this is advanced crimes against sapience

[–]ThePrussianGrippe 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somewhere in the galaxy a future Space Hague just spontaneously appeared and they don't know why... yet

[–]Heinvandah 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Sentience?

[–]jupiter-88 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Sapience is the correct word to use. While sentience is commonly used to mean sapience in science fiction it is not the technically correct way to refer to beings with the ability to reason such as humans as most animals are sentient but not sapient.

[–]lovejw2 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–]S0urMonkey 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finally a (technically) science fiction based sub that cares about reader clarity and not throwing around "sentient" as liberally as a toddler with a ketchup bottle.

[–]Revolio_ClockbergJr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Interesting. But "sapient" must come from our species name, so it is strange that it would refer to a characteristic of other specie.

(specie?)

[–]saint242 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The technical definition of sentient is the ability to feel, perceive or experience something subjectively; by this definition, a snail or an ant are sentient. (From the Latin verb sentire, "to feel.")

Sapient, on the other hand, comes from the Latin word sapiens, which means "wisdom." Homo sapiens means "wise man." Wisdom, in this context, meaning the ability to make intelligent judgements and possessing self-awareness or consciousness. So science fiction writers, wanting to be technically correct, will sometimes prefer to describe intelligent tool-using creatures as sapient.

[–]Chansharp 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Were homo sapiens because we are sapient, not the other way around. If crows were found to be sapient then their name would change (or at least it should)

[–]Questionablechoice 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Funny you should mention crows. Raven are intelligent enough to manufacture tools. They also are capable of educating other Ravens on their use and creation.They are also capable of identifying other dangerous creatures including individual humans which they directly haven't interacted with.

They even have been observed using weapons in social fights. Although these are typically the tools they use for scavenging.

They have been trained to use vending machines and teach others on their use too. In fact they will go out and collect coins from the local area to use them in exchange for food like peanuts.

[–]jupiter-88 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Actually its the other way around. Sapient comes from Latin meaning "to be wise". Our species' name is actually pretty arrogant when you break it down. Homo sapiens is just latin for "Wise Man".

[–]saint242 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blame Carl Linnaeus. He was the one who gave our species the classification.

[–]HopeFox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Species. Species is both singular and plural.

[–]TheRealGC13Emperor 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would be "sapience" if you wanted to be correct, but in science fiction "sentient" is usually used as a synonym for "sapient" rather than its own definition.

[–]Kaghuros 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's this a reference to?

[–]Ramihyn 500 ポイント501 ポイント  (15子コメント)

And that, folks, is how to write your own stories using the Space Fascism Simulator 2017.

[–]DerSpiniTomb 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ok folks, show your hands: Who's going to make that Urban Dictionary page for Stellaris?

[–]Fobiner 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just did, now it needs to undergo peer review until published.

[–]Dragon9770 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (12子コメント)

(Only just bought Stellaris and the DLC last weekend with the sale)

So you are telling me immediately trying to establish galactic communism is not the most popular option? Only playing my first (post-experiments) campaign, it seems infinitely easier to be a tolerant egalitarian democracy then going through the trouble of purging everything after conquest.

[–]Volume_Over_Talent 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Space Hitler is the most talked about an encouraged way to play on here. I suspect that's a bit of a skewed, in joke, opinion though. I prefer to spread love than purges. And by love, I mean to forcibly convert the entire galaxy to my religious ways.

[–]ZuluZe 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Spiritualist fool ;)

[–]reichtanglyRing 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Shroud shall feast on you!

[–]TastyTacoN1nja 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your gods are no match for cold, hard space-nazi steel

[–]Hyndis 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Suffer not the xeno, the mutant, or the heretic to live.

[–]dead_phish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The Great Crusade expand Holy Terra's borders...as soon as I finish respeccing all my cruisers..again...

[–]Borgmeister 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because eventually all there is left to do is Space Hitler.

[–]Drmrfreckles 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I tend toward Space kings, I let everyone live but I normally steer into mind control rays to help people see things my way. Needing to make everyone happy all of the time would get tiresome.

[–]ahiromu 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to play like that in 1.4, but governing ethics is so much weaker compared to ethics divergence. It just seems to cause more problems vs enslaving or eating these days.

[–]Drmrfreckles 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm all about that easier path, time for glorious snapping turtle race to do some soul searching.

[–]Empmortakaten 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I generally go hive mind, and either assimilate or nom every other species.

[–]OfallthenicknamesTomb 366 ポイント367 ポイント  (18子コメント)

"And that's how I sold an empire's own people back to them as food."

Another submission to "sh1t you only hear in Stellaris"

[–]El_Barto_227 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Could probably find that in /r/DnD too.

[–]Vakieh 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Any AAR or future-based RP board, really.

[–]El_Barto_227 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Except maybe Warhammer 40k because pretty much everyone is trying to murder each other there instead of trading.

[–]Vakieh 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I can totally see the Chaos Legion selling minced Ork pies to the Orks. Of course, I can also see the Orks being perfectly ok with eating minced Ork pies, so idk if that counts.

[–]El_Barto_227 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm pretty sure Orks would eat their own leg if it was cut off.

[–]JaxckEmperor 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well considering Orks can regrow lost limbs, it's less of a big deal for them.

[–]lovejw2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And they'd just say it was chicken and it would be so.

[–]Ungface 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

SILLY UMIE, GROTZ AN SQUIGZ IZ FER EATIN NOT ORKZ. DEM SPIKEY GITZ IS ONLY GUD FOR KRUMPIN, DEY AINT FLASH AT ALL.

[–]CorbinStarlightFirst Speaker 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

-gretchin in background cautiously nods in agreement-

[–]Squiggly_VEmpress 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]DoeOfAJohnVariety 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for making me aware of this terrifying and beautiful place.

[–]Hust91 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Orkz eat minced ork whenever it is available.

[–]gary_townsend 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

backwards humans. Need to learn how to do things for the Greater Good.

[–]xSPYXExReptilian 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Orks are not at all adverse to eating their own, especially considering all Orkoid species are virtually identical outside of obvious choppiness.

The Imperial Guard has things called Starch Rations, which are dead bodies rendered down into protein bars and shipped off to the frontline. Some regiments, like the Death Korp, prefer the Starch Rations because the bland taste reminds them of their mortality.

Chaos just eats people. Straight up. Chaos Marines will eat humans just so to taste the terror in their blood.

[–]Ramihyn 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

We need something like /r/shitcrusaderkingssay but for our xeno purging needs

[–]DasGanonFrozen 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, /r/RimWorld totally has that.

[–]Nurizeko 90 ポイント91 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Everyone wanting to purge the xeno, and all I want is every last sentient lifeform bowed under my own green blob on the galaxy. :I

"I'm a generous Alien Overlord, all I ask is that you bend the knee equivalent."

[–]madogvelkor 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I see it like Pokemon, I want to collect them all.

[–]Coolthulu 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Militantly xenophilic is the way to be.

[–]El_Barto_227 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine Millitaristic Xenophile as tsunderes. Maybe somewhat rapey if Fanatic Xenophile.

[–]unknownxgamer 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god, that's horrible. And hilarious. But horrible.

[–]NorthStarZero 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (2子コメント)

EAT EVERY CHICKEN

I renamed their worlds Buffalo, BBQ, Honey Mustard, and Schezwan.

And then went out for KFC.

[–]PaganSol 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Soylent Xeno!

[–]AlmainynyAutocracy 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Livestock is Pops!

[–]gamefaqs_astrophys 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Soylent Green is xenos!

[–]raveturned 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But xenos aren't people, so it's fine.

[–]yuengaling 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I had a migratory flock come through my system and request that I take in some of their people. The thing is I'm a hive mind so after I accept them they are immediately processed for food.

Am I the monster? Are they?

[–]madogvelkor 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They should have done their due diligence.

[–]gamefaqs_astrophys 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Caveat Emptor. Let the Buyer Beware.

[–]kelltain 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You did as they asked. You just took them all the way in.

[–]yuengaling 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They were avian so I imagine they tasted like chicken.

[–]Stupid_DragonReptilian 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, that's ingenious. Gonna try.

[–]CronoDroid 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Calm down Cartman, damn.

[–]Stile4aly 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made you eat your parents.

NA NA NA NA NA NA!

[–]WatcherCCG 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It amazes me how much this game rewards being evil over being good. And makes me laugh, to be fair. A lot.

[–]DefiantLemurAutocracy 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just like real life!

[–]WatcherCCG 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And I thought I was cynical...

[–]AadeeMoien 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not really that cynical. Most actions that society considers evil are self serving at the expense of others. They are usually really rewarding for those that undertake them.

[–]Reyeth 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that kids, is how I ate your mother.

[–]lukelhgPresident 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now this is why I bought Stellaris, and why I come to this sub.

[–]Vexana 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the most evil thing I've read today. I love it.

It's funny, playing an MP game with a friend where I am also a Necron synthetic. I have a large (+130 food surplus), I keep trying to sell off. I mean, sure it's coming from my Gulag Organics Preservation sector, but still... why doesn't anyone want my spare 100% organically grown food.

(Honestly it is, I don't even have slavery enabled, just planets I ship the meat bags too).

[–]schkibberd 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's disgustingly ingenious.

And I love it.

[–]PTMC-CattanGas Giant 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This. This is why I think all xenos are scums.

[–]skyleach 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

wow... I've been on the fence about buying this game, but now I gotta get it.

[–]dslrpotato 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just remember, space Hitler is the way to play.

[–]skyleach 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

even hitler didn't feed jews to europeans

[–]SparrowcusAvian 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

For the glory of Santa!!! (....or was it Satan? I always mix them up)

[–]pataglop 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He is the Hogfather

[–]AInterestingUser 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I always hope to encounter the great A'tuin. It would be neat to have a system that is slowly going to something.

[–]dalerian 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Until it gets there.

[–]worldsvampHive Mind 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For the glory of santa muerte( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Korashy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Xeno Nuggets, now with 100% Xenos.

[–]gamefaqs_astrophys 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the new Blorgburgers...

[–]G_Morgan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done something awful. Awfully ingenious that is.

[–]Identitools 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sir, i bet Hitler himself is baffled at your genius.

[–]El_Barto_227 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are literally Cartman.

[–]pablocampyTomb 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this day was the day that stellaris truly became a Paradox title.

[–]NoMomItsDubstep 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's some Cartman level shit.

[–]Cdawg00Ocean 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is why I can't leave Paradox games.

[–]pulpwario 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you label it as "soylent green"?

[–]Tsurja 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I really enjoy the fact that the Utopia expansion has finally elevated the cruelty potential of Stellaris to be on par with that of CK2.

[–]HopeFox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You're a real piece of work, aren't you?"

[–]konraddo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is evil. Loved it!

[–]dekecheRing 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soylent green is people!

[–]sb319 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soylent Green is... Spiritualists?

[–]Zymbobwye 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess they got a.... Taste of victory.

[–]Absolute_WankerOcean 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Christ, and the worst thing I did was leave the Dathnak in their gas giant for about 100 years, because the place they wanted to colonize was on the other side of the galaxy.

[–]PM_THE_GUY_BELOW_ME 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How long until we have enough content for /r/shitstellarissays ?

[–]Xazorus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am proud of you, I take my villians hat off to you

[–]Jakebob70 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love it... very creative. :)

[–]JamesTalonEmperor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Might have to do that. Only problem is my own people are fleshbags. Just highly genetically modified meatbags. Maybe the next FE I conquer will become my bread basket.

[–]KingOfStarrySkies 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ on a bike ye foul

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[–]Empmortakaten 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I literally made an account just to upvote this.

Well done.

Well done indeed.

[–]ezaye 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just awesome. Reason why I play this game. So many ahem awesome opportunities. =P

[–]Fanatical_Purifier 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're a monster.

[–]KaiserKhutulu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CK2 in Stellaris... FUCKING LOVE IT

[–]pocket-contentsBarren 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm at work right now, tears welling up in my eyes, trying hard not to burst out laughing. So thanks for that.

[–]SCWatson_Art 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's one serious Soylent Green level atrocity right there

[–]Mouon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've done something fantastic.