Schoolchildren often look up to the President as the ultimate authority figure, the person who has achieved the most success in the world. Children look to the President's characteristics as a blueprint to success. How about Trump's lessons?

1- Take credit for everything. Trump got NATO to fight terror. Trump got Obama to release his birth certificate details.

2-Maintain an overly positive self image. Claim to have the most successful first 100 days in the presidency. Claim to have a fantastic turnout on the inauguration day. Claim "nobody knows X more than me" over and over again.

3-Stamp out opposition. Discredit any naysayers or media that would contradict you.

4-Lie. If caught in a lie, say it wasn't really what you meant. If pressed, drop the subject and say nobody cares.

5-Positions are easily changed. NATO? No longer obsolete! Hillary is a criminal? No, he respects her tenacity. No, oops should have thrown her in jail.

6- If at first you don't succeed, decide you're better off losing anyway. Health care reform? Let the whole system burn and blame the Dems!

7-Family is everything. Even if your family is unqualified, give them top positions.

8-If a person or group you dislike has an idea, it is automatically wrong. Reverse or destroy anything they built.

9-Me first. Screw you, Mexico - you may be a major trade partner but here's a long list of all the ways we're gonna screw you.

10-Women are toys. Grab em by the pussy! They're all just playing the woman card anyway.

How about his other wonderful lessons? He really does have the best lessons.