So I was actually in the shower today while I thought to myself, "Why the hell do we rarely sign any German players?!"

Schweinsteiger was the FIRST German player we signed in the premier league era. Considering that Germany is a footballing giant with quality players, not far away from England and the weather isn't warm there by any means (So we won't have snakes complaining that it's too cold in England), I don't see why we don't sign more players. Thoughts/comments?