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RANTMr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (self.GenderCritical)

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I saw an episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison has sex reassignment surgery and a few days later, he decides he must be pregnant because his period hadn’t started so he goes to see his doctor to have an abortion and the doctor says he can’t get pregnant. Mr. Garrison is really mad and says, “But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I'm not really a woman. I, I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis! And the doctor says, “Yes.” That is exactly how I feel about transwomen. I’ve been a woman my whole life and it's been no picnic and a trans guy can simply “become a woman” with an operation. That’s bullshit. They don’t get to claim womanhood when they have not and CANNOT ever pay their dues. No matter how much surgery they get or how many hormones they pump into their bodies, those bodies will always be male bodies and the most they will ever be is guys with mutilated penises.

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[–]Omina_SentenziosaI' m not a TERF: I' m just ladybrained that way! 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I have watched that episode again recently, and that scene was pretty great, together with the one in the bathroom where he fishes for validation by throwing stereotypes at the women there, and the other one with one of the boys' s father turned into a dolphin by plastic surgery moaning at the lack of facilities for dolphins-kin.

It' s just eerily creepy how foreshadowing that entire episode is.

[–]NannyOggsRevenge 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The other one that is spooky is the Futurama episode "Bend Her". Totally predicts the Olympics issue and the whole "I'm so sexy teehee" fetishism.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaI' m not a TERF: I' m just ladybrained that way! 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is another one that is definitely worth watching! And remember, "Men are so much better at being women."!

[–]womenhaveovaries 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wanna see this! will google youtube later. and thanks for mentioning this, sounds hilarious.

[–]Omina_SentenziosaI' m not a TERF: I' m just ladybrained that way! 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was hilarious ten years ago when everything in that episode was too absurd to be considered even remotely believable. Now, it' s scary! :)

I also forgot to mention the kid who wants to become transracial (because jews can' t play basketball) and gets surgery to become black: there' s that, too!

[–]11strangecharmlogica tolerantia fortitudine 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw it when I was fifteen and said, "That was funny, but it's a total misrepresentation of trans people. They have to go through years of counseling before undergoing surgery, and they aren't delusionally thinking that they're actually female."

That used to be the case, but trans activists in the last ten years have done their damnedest to make Garrison's Fancy New Vagina look reasonable by comparison.

[–]crlodyTHE MENSTRUATOR 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Matt Parker and trey stone confirmed terfs? Where's all the calls for them to die in a fire and choke on ladydick?

Edit: or is it Matt stone and trey Parker? I can never remember...

[–]RockabillyBuzzbyWhen a woman gives her opinion she's a 'bitch' 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Humans are allowed opinions, women are not.

[–]ethanGeltanNon-delusional Man 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Major terfs. They had an episode a few seasons ago about Bruce Jenner going on women-murdering spree with his car.

[–]smellofburntalmonds 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (5子コメント)

There was a recent episode about PC police that was funny, I never watch it but a friend told me about it so I watched it, and everyone in the show was basically shamed into saying Caitlyn Jenner was stunning and brave, lol

[–]RockabillyBuzzbyWhen a woman gives her opinion she's a 'bitch' 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The portrayal of PC Principal , the brocialist dudebro, was hilariously accurate.

[–]smellofburntalmonds 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So brave! https://youtu.be/IXaTCP5K-vQ

[–]FemMenaceOnward and Upward 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WOW, that link is awesome. Love when Caitlyn runs over someone and everyone claps in the second one.

[–]smellofburntalmonds 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even if you don't like south park that episode is a worth a watch ☺

[–]lonewomanbikerVULVA LA RESISTANCE! 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZfGAEd6xAE I liked when Jimmy did this to PC

[–]Kristouph 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Buckle up buckaroo!

[–]lefterfield 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They've done some great "trans-critical" episodes, but there was one about the bathroom controversy that was absolutely bizarre. Cartman was pretending to be female to get a private bathroom, and even though the show made it obvious that's what he was doing, they still appeared to defend men's "right" to use female bathrooms. And shaming anyone who disagrees. It was a bit of a confusing mess. The earlier episodes were better.

[–]tovasshi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They make fun of everyone. They don't side with anyone, they just simply shit on everyone to point out the ridiculousness of everything.

[–]womenhaveovaries 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Even if they did somehow manage to experience periods and the joy of worrying about unwanted pregnancy, that would still not make them a woman. Being a woman is being socialized from birth to be inferior and that is something a transgirl will never experience.

I've known quite a few parents of transkids and they all screech the same thing: "Johnia, don't you dare let that girl tell you no". It's sickening to watch.

[–]RockabillyBuzzbyWhen a woman gives her opinion she's a 'bitch' 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What do the parents do? I know I'm going to regret asking....

[–]womenhaveovaries 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not sure what you're asking? Everybody claims that they are treating the mtf kid exactly as if he's a girl (and treating the ftm as if she's a boy), but it never happens. In reality, it is the parents of these trans children who insist that all the real girls in the group give the mtf whatever he wants as if he's a little prince.

Meanwhile, they will tell their daughters five seconds later that she needs to be nice and "look how sad Johnia is, can you think of anything to do to make him smile?" (I'm using correct pronouns here.)

It's the same sort of typical female/male socialization given accordance with their bio sex that you would expect to see from any conservative or homophobe. So you've got a little prince (an actual boy) running around in a pink fairy dress and everybody is calling him by a girl's name, but everyone is expected to wait on him hand and foot, especially the girls. And no one expects him to do the same sort of emotional labor or household chores which are expected of real girls. It's totally okay for him to decide what everyone is going to be doing for the afternoon. He is in charge after all cos he's a little prince in a fairy dress. And then all the parents smile and nod their heads and go "yep, we're treating him just exactly like we treat any real girl". Except they're not and it's crazy making...

[–]RockabillyBuzzbyWhen a woman gives her opinion she's a 'bitch' 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, I totally agree and it drives me insane too! I misunderstood a comment, my apologies.

[–]languidswanThe Big, Bad She-Wolf 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love South Park. I know they're full of libertarian dudebro humor, but they go for the jugular and I love it. It's a show full of very smart observations.

[–]Trylian[S] 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one statement just made it all so clear.

[–]Sojourner_Truthold man TERF 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's also this great bit from King of the Hill.

http://i.imgur.com/wDHLYTJ.gifv

[–]RockabillyBuzzbyWhen a woman gives her opinion she's a 'bitch' 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have no idea how I missed this, LMAO

[–]BurnOut7Proud Vagina Owner 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My favourite show ever. I have a South Park tattoo on my butt. No joke.

EDIT-Totally gonna go watch this now.

[–]11strangecharmlogica tolerantia fortitudine 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is it Mr. Hanky?

[–]BurnOut7Proud Vagina Owner 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, but I should have thought of that. Its Butters, my favourite character, dressed as Professor Chaos and the South Park sign from the theme song on my left butt cheek.

[–]atasheepdianic eldrich lesbian witch 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There is another episode on season seven I guess, called Sissy something where they also make fun of gender identities. Super recommend.

[–]BurnOut7Proud Vagina Owner 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When that episode came out, I was living as trans and engaged to another transman. She watched it first and forbade me from watching it. That was 3 years ago, I still haven't watched it. Its the only South Park I've never seen. I think I know what my goal is today.

Edit-The episode is also called The Cissy, which is great.

[–]georgiaokeefesgrottoOuch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of my faves.