Met an older woman online (she's 35 I'm 30) things seemed to be going great for a couple months, but I always had this nagging feeling that she was hiding something.

A lot of her conversations even when completely unprompted would weave back to her previous marriage and about her alimony, and how she came up from nothing from Harlem (she's black) then she would proceed to talk about all these business ideas and living comfortably.

She told me at 22 she had a mortgage and bought a house, that she s the BEST sales rep at the company, that she is fawned over by all of these people.

The thing is none of this shit added up, she lived in an apartment complex and not a nice one that allows you to purchase a condo, her credit was bad ( if you've been paying off a mortgage for ten years, there is no way your score would be sub-600) she didn't own a car nor a license, and in the time of knowing her she had three jobs in three months... but whatever she's throwing pussy at me so can't complain.

Eventually she started to drop the "i love you" game and talking about moving out to my area, she was giddy with this prospect until I mentioned I have children and I pay child support.

The next three days every single phone call was her ranting and raving about "dead weight" and calling my children's mother a "bitch" and how she could "never tolerate that" that she could never be in a situation where she had to deal it...

Eventually she told me to lose her number, which I did, 12 hours later she's sending me passive-aggressive emails about why I suck (lol) to which I also ignored.

To watch someone morph from a fun person to a greedy asshole is hilarious especially when she feels so threatened by my previous relationships that she projects herself unto me, as if she is the one paying child support out of her pocket.