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[–]NKCougar 362 ポイント363 ポイント  (8子コメント)

CHECK YOUR LUNG PRIVILEGE THERE ARE FISH OUT THERE THAT WOULD LOVE TO BREATH ON DRY LAND

#GILLLIVESMATTER

[–]jasminesspa[S] 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comment of the week ^

[–]LONGHORN2498KEK 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Spicy 🌶 🌶🌶🌶

[–]FarmerDerek 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Water intensifies the the Hot Spicy Heat

[–]James_Smith1234 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Swedenitis (noun)

  1. A condition which causes the sufferer to cover up, defend or trivialize horrific crimes against women for fear of being labeled a racist.

From the redpilled dicitonary.

[–]MC5077IN 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Antifa (noun) (cu • cks)

  1. A terrorist organization.

[–]SorosBallsackEyes 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna go out next weekend and try to help some fish out with that.

[–]madmonky1WA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Put a good word in for ol' Gill would ya?

[–]Green_ToadieKEK 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (32子コメント)

"That's racist."

[–]CynixCS 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Meanwhile in Persia:

During the time Xerxes and his huge army were marching from Sardes to Abydos, then an important harbour on the Hellespont, two bridges were built from there to the opposite side near Sestos over a distance of seven stadia (some 1,300 m or 1,400 yd), but were destroyed by a storm before the army arrived. Xerxes was enraged and had those responsible for building the bridges beheaded. He is then said to have thrown fetters into the strait, given it three hundred whiplashes and branded it with red-hot irons as the soldiers shouted at the water.

[–]SkullSoupBowlTX 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Those bridges were clearly infidels and most certainly deserved to be punished.

[–]CynixCS 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

[–]eatmynasty 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"What you do at work today honey?"
"Wiped some water."

[–]CynixCS 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh, you know, office work, sent some faxes, had a meeting, whiplashed part of an ocean, had Burritos for lunch...

[–]catvideos22CA 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Xerxes was not Muslim.

[–]WasabiSunshineUK 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (5子コメント)

No shit? He predates Islam by like a thousand years

[–]CleverestPony70USA -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

citation needed

[–]Iwasthey 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Xerxes the great died in 465 BC. The fake religion of islam wasn't invented by the goat fucking, pedophile mohamud until around 700 AD.

Obligatory "madness this is not madness this is sparta" given.

[–]CynixCS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If "300" is anything to go by, he'd have thrown himself off a roof already.

[–]bass_hertz_my_earsDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Holy spice.

[–]CynixCS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair, there's more testosterone in the opening scene of this movie than there is on the entirety of college campuses...

[–]Justheretotroll69IRL 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Ah yes, the Persian version of what is today known as "Fuck-Fuck" games.

Wasn't there a Roman dude who ordered his soldiers to attack a river also?

[–]dangela63NH 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Caligula ordered his army to slap the ocean with oars, and then take sea shells as spoils of war.

[–]HIGHENERGYBASTARDMS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Caligula fucks.

[–]ravonafVA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

...anything with a hole.

[–]AdamrisesLA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think any lack of a hole would stop him.

[–]PM_ME_UR_BLOWJOB_PIC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

. . . and/or drills a hole into it so that he can then fuck it.

[–]CynixCS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TFW you rule an empire and people still call you "small sandals".

[–]JwPATX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wasn't that mostly to humiliate the commanding officer?

[–]theGoddamnAlgorathARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hard to say, most of the period commentary is about how insane Caligula was, however, it appears the crazier stuff was to poke fun at people.

Except that house boat. Fuck that was huge.

[–]GrayPhoenix 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think it was either Nero or Caligula

[–]Sumarongi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Tiberius used to fill his swimming pool with little children and have them pretend to be little fishes and then suck on his nipples. He also threw people off a cliff at Capri, true story

[–]JwPATX 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Isn't he the one that Caligula lived with on his island as an adolescent?

[–]theGoddamnAlgorathARMY 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, Caligula gre up in a legion camp.

[–]CleverestPony70USA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody tell the race realism guys at /pol/

[–]anvuuAUS 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (20子コメント)

At least the Dane's are uncucked.

[–]SementeriesRUS 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Based Mads Mikkelsons

[–]Eddy_Kemp 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What'd I miss? Mads is based??

[–]SpinOnThisRUS 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd say in reality all the based Northern European viking genes (Haplogroup I-M253) emigrated from Sweden into Denmark, Norway, and the UK many centuries ago.

[–]American_Worker 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The haplogroup reaches its peak frequencies in Sweden (52 percent of males in Västra Götaland County) and western Finland (more than 50 percent in Satakunta province).[6]

??

[–]CVIC_NightwatchNAVY 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Yeah, not really.

[–]12thVikingDNK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Yeah, really.
FTFY

[–]CVIC_NightwatchNAVY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Current events convincingly point to "not really".

[–]12thVikingDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (11子コメント)

A bit vague, maybe you could enlighten me?

[–]CVIC_NightwatchNAVY 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Geert Wilders was indicted for speaking truth in Denmark, yes? If this pisses you off, I'm glad. I don't intend friendly fire here, but Jesus. WTF is going on in Europe? From Texas it looks like you're all surrendering.

[–]12thVikingDNK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't intend friendly fire either.
I was honestly baffled by your statement, that such an incident should have gone unnoticed, so I tried to find any evidence. Shit you even made me visit HuffPo :D but no luck.
Geert Wilders was indicted in 2009 in Holland, but that's, you know - another country.

[–]CVIC_NightwatchNAVY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, weird. Thought the "DNK" flair indicated, you know, Denmark. When did y'all leave the EU?

[–]12thVikingDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. But yeah, it does.

[–]666me3ENG 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The public are uncucked but the local politicians can't do much due to fat suits in eu refusing to allow any laws to fix this.

[–]dnumsPA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Leave the EU

[–]666me3ENG 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm English don't worry we are. we hate the eu more than any nation in Europe only London and some cucked cities don't.

[–]CleverestPony70USA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the hell do those in England allow that phony mayor to stay in charge?

[–]666me3ENG 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's London majority of right wingers are in the north. The Muslims have basically made their own little states in the cities they dominate, and since Tommy left edl we have been too fractured to do anything.

[–]12thVikingDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

True.
I trust no one assumed I was speaking on behalf of the political class.

[–]guma1NOR 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (18子コメント)

After the coming election in Norway I'm afraid Denmark will be bailing alone..

[–]InFrn0TX 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Correct me if I'm wrong, is Norway not in EU. Did your cuck politicians take in rapefugees?

[–]guma1NOR 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (16子コメント)

We are in Schengen and EEA.. So basically we are in the EU, but without representation in the European parliament..

Spez: Fuck reddit formatting..

Spez2: ANd regarding rapefugees, yes The socialist assholes lobbied to take in 10000, we got 34000 + family reunions, so lets say a round 70k... In a country where the native population is only 4 million..

[–]corky_buchek2010 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

What's your thoughts on Ine Marie Eriksen Søreide?

[–]guma1NOR 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Not much.. Her party is fiscally conservative, but socially "progressive,. but they have voted for stricter immigration policies lately.. As a defense minister she seems weak as fuck though, and shes hideously ugly :-P

[–]CandyvanmanstanNOR -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes, because female attractiveness clearly matters in politics.

[–]guma1NOR 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, no, it doesn't affect her ability to do her job poorly, I was answering the question.

[–]SnazzyD 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Actually, an argument could be made that it does, just as there is a strong correlation between femininity/attractiveness and the likelihood of becoming a SJW or rabid feminist....doesn't happen very often.

[–]bass_hertz_my_earsDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But I thought Angela Merkel was a very attractive woman...

Spez: wait... no I didn't.

[–]hihimynameNOR 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just so you know, the labour party, and the conservative party are pretty much the same shit, different labels. Both are pro-globalism and only disagree on ~2% of the budget..

[–]AsuQun 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (8子コメント)

You're originally Danes though. Feel kinda sad we sold you guys.

[–]guma1NOR 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Haha, that's not entirely accurate. :-P

[–]AsuQun 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well true. But my main point is nors is awesome and pretty much every Dane thinks so too. We wouldn't mind to absorb you into our great kingdom.

[–]guma1NOR 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, I guess we could use your help in building the wall on the Swedish border.

[–]AsuQun 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank God that 9/10 rapefugees are just passing through Denmark to get to Sweden. Our border control is super weak

[–]guma1NOR 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Last time I crossed the Danish/German border there was absolutely nothing.. I guess not much have changed since last summer? :(

[–]poorimaginations 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Huge cultural differences between danes and Norwegians.

You can conquer us again when Norway has been overrun by Islam ☺

I would even welcome the Russians at that point.

And BTW, you should dynamite the Øresund bridge.

[–]AsuQun 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That seems like a bad choice. Then all the immigrants will be stuck here, and not in Sweden

[–]12thVikingDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about parallel parking an AC-130 on our end. That should do the trick!
You could even sell tickets to the show.

[–]Very_FluffyEU 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Throw out those two aquaphiles, they're dead weight.

[–]justforthissubredRUS 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that Lindsay Graham and Paul Ryan?

[–]StarbrandAlexNY 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are over 332,000,000 cubic miles of water on earth. How dare you say that they would all drown you!

[–]returnofthemackX 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Underrated comment

[–]redpillseverywhere 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If Soros paid for the MSM to say this I could hear this being used seriously

[–]MenziesTheHeretic 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Actually Sweden and Germany should be submerged

[–]lokithepunishr 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sweden: "It's easier to let the boat sink than throw the water out."

[–]MisterLyleNLD 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweden: "It's easier to let the boat sink by throwing water into the boat."

[–]subadubwappawappa 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

We should make an image of a Swedish ship nearly under water and a hand sticking out of the water holding a small sign that reads "At least I'm not a racist".

[–]joydime 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The "at least" part indicates a recognition that ship is sinking, those cucks will be holding up "Refugees Welcome" signs until they are completey underwater.

[–]KnollsitRUSSIAN SPY 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

IF YOU THROW THE WATER OUT THEN YOU'RE DOING WHAT ISIS WANTS!!!!!!111

[–]Sgt_Dashing 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

8 minute sticky mods = gods

[–]legalizehazing 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhh wow. Good metaphor

[–]VirtusvitiumUSA 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This made my willy ticklish

[–]CynixCS 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gonna motorboat yourself tonight?

[–]brsmith77UK 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

First time I have heard an American call it a 'willy'.

[–]HaHawkFL 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Apparently you've never heard of our former president, slick willy... 😉

[–]Rafoie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SLICK WILLY IS A RAPIST!

[–]IndigoFB 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are we even positive the water wanted to identify as water?

I think this sub might be suffering from internalized dominance..

You're all intolerant racists I would fight you all for being so intolerant. I don't stand for nazis.

[–]ishtaria_Esdeath 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry! I see the error of my ways! I'll go watch CNN right away to purge the logic and reasoning Trumplican indoctrination from my soul!

[–]Gandalf_Is_Gay 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lmao internalized dominance is all that really matters to me now that you've voiced it as a concept

[–]Magnum4XDCOAL 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you inhale your enemies you win. -- Justin Trudeau

[–]Trump-DestinyUSA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is this a metaphor, or real life? Hard to tell with the mental disorder of liberalism

[–]12thVikingDNK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a frighteningly real portrayal of the situation.

[–]BuddyforealdoKY 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just let him take control of the plane. What are you an Islamaphobe.

[–]SorosBallsackEyes 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are the religion of peace, I think you can sell them that pressure cooker and bag of roofing nails!

[–]lurkingfortrumpCA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Accurate except the Germans and Swedes would be more like this:

YOU ARE AN AQUAPHOBE! WATER INSIDE IS WHAT HELPS BOATS FLOAT! THIS BOAT IS NOT SINKING! LOOK HOW TOLERANT WE ARE IN OUR SINKING BOAT! I MEAN FLOATING BOAT! I MEAN YOU'RE A RACIST BIGOT! BOATS ARE HEREBY ILLEGAL!

[–]cerebralsnacksARMY 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All this picture is missing is a globalist cruise liner constructed from the corpses of the 3rd world nations they've exploited sailing by in the distance.

[–]Real_History_NowUSA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahah, I thoroughly enjoyed this.

[–]TherealScrablePOL 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is literally what Central Europe is doing while Western Europe is just sitting at the top oblivious of everything.

[–]Silvermischief 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hope you brought your aqua lungs! Oh wait...you didn't. SORRY ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

[–]ceoottavianoMA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AQUAPHOBIA IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCCTTTTTTTTTT /s

[–]FightforFreedom2016NY 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I feel SJWs are the orchestra that played on while the Titanic sunk.

[–]12thVikingDNK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A fair analogy, if you also throw in: "and preventing everyone else from reaching the life boats".

[–]seb2110DNK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a dane this chuckled me up quite a bit

[–]bubadmt 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hand over the delegates, Dahnald.. I have returned and now they shall be mine

[–]MrRick1781UK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A perfect example of how fucked the EU is right now. The retarded actions of a couple countries bringing the rest down. Actions that the Swedish MSM, SJW'S and the Government take affect all of the EU.

Then they send MEP's off to Brussel's the spread the stupid all over the EU.

They can't even act together when there is a common threat. The EU is a failed state on life support. It has failed the people it serves.

[–]SnazzyD 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're not retarded.....they're evil and everything they are doing to their people is intentional. This IS the plan...

[–]666me3ENG 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to scrap the eu and quickly. Allow individual nations make laws that their public want. Let Germany and Sweden destroy their own nations but don't bring rest of us down with you.

[–]bubadmt 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

JEB IS A MESS

[–]JG_GG 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks about right.

[–]MeiCaiKouRouCA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's the waters motive?

[–]beretta92pedeKEK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'll never know. But if you bail it out, it will only offend the water in the boat and radicalize it!!!11!!

[–]subadubwappawappa 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should kick those idiots out of the boat.

[–]cbbloom29 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have fun enjoying that progressive-Ness though!

[–]FortySmithWesson 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm aqua intolerant

[–]juansba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jajaja this one is really simple but at the same time extremely good

[–]tellmeariver 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot to add Hungary& poland

[–]scouserdave 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are only a few drops of water that will drown you. Don't blame all H2O.