YES! Finally we're BACK after having to hang out with that boring Chinese guy for what felt like AGES, ugh! He wouldn't even have BIG MACS!
Congratulations to our great military men and women for representing the United States, and the world, so well in the Syria attack.
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But at least we got to say "YOU'RE FIRED!" to a bunch of TOMHUNK MISSILES or whatever they're called!
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What a silly name, and frankly, what a GAY name. Not that we have anything against gays! Those missiles are among the BEST you can find!
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And believe us, those missiles were operated by MEN. And by women. But mostly by MEN. They do those things in the military. TERRIFIC things!
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It's called an ATTACK when you sit around a table in some room in a GOLF CLUB and think about WHO you can launch those gay missiles at.
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Does that ASSAD guy need additional gayness, delivered to his door via TOMHUNK? Well, no. But half of one of his airfields does.
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So we're hanging out in our golf club but we CAN'T GOLF because that Chinese dude is always there! That's when we got that ATTACK idea.
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And what do you know? They are LOVING us for it! MSNBC called our gay missiles BEAUTIFUL, and that CNN guy said we just BECAME PRESIDENT!
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Life lesson: Personally, I am fine with the strike and whilst Daddy Vladdy might be annoyed, I think you made the wrong call.
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And yes, we should all be proud of the members of the armed services (McCain included), but there is a catch to it and you need to listen...
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You don't celebrate bringing death upon your enemies, the normal reaction is to feel remorse that you felt you were compelled into action.
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This is what separates us from those who would attempt to stifle our freedoms, they celebrate death, we need to rise above arcane emotions.
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Arcane emotion is driving the push ideology of allowing all refugees to flood our country.
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Well let's face it, the refugees are infinitely more valuable to this country than your doublewide residing ass! Love, Kevin
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You fired missiles from a ship and hardly did any damage. You wasted $100 million on a fruitless attack and inched closer to global war.
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You didn't inform Congress and you warned Russia ahead of time, which warned Syria. The attack was a facade.https://twitter.com/meaningfuldream/status/850397124302864384 …
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